C. Falcon: Oh yeah! I'm the best, I'm better than you in every way.
::does v-dance::
Pikachu: Better than me in every way? Yeah, right.
C. Falcon: That's what I said. I beat you fair and square. Oh, the cry you made when I threw you out of bounds ^__^ Priceless.
Pikachu: Sure, cause we were playing on the Mute City stage. Everybody knows it's custom tailored to suit you.
Kirby: So what? I was on the Blue Team (so was Falcon) and I beat you, too.
C. Falcon: Your TEAM won because I was on it. You lost all your stock, then pressed the start button twice to get back into the game. I won in spite of you. For some reason or another, you just had to use your little "Final Cutter" move when you were nowhere near the platform.
Kirby: So anyway, what was Pikachu hinting at when she said the level was custom tailored to you?
C. Falcon: What's your point, Pikachu? I could beat you anywhere.
Master Hand: (teleports in) What the little mouse was trying to say was that you wouldn't stand a chance if you were to battle her on the Silph Co. stage with Poké Balls only turned on. You aren't as good at handling Pokémon as Pikachu is.
C. Falcon: Well, did I SAY I was?
Master Hand: Yes. As I recall. (C. Falcon: I'm better than you in every way.) Well, prepare to eat your words. You're going to Kanto. ::opens a portal to Pokémon Yellow:: And Kirby will be your Pokémon.
Kirby: Huh? Why me?
Master Hand: You were bragging right alongside the captain.
Kirby: Aw, man.
Kirby and the captain are pulled into the vortex.
Later, in the lounge.
Pikachu: .So then he says "You're going to Kanto!" so that's where the captain is now.
Luigi: Mama mia, that Captain Falcon is such a blowhard ^__^ ::slaps his knees:: Oh, Crazy Hand, when'd you get here?
Crazy Hand: Just a second ago. Do you have any idea what the captain does on a daily basis?
Luigi (sarcastically): Asks his mirror to show him its moves 1000s of times?
Pikachu: Good one ^__^
Crazy Hand: No, he races.
Luigi: So? I race, too.
Crazy Hand: HA! That's not racing, that's bumper cars. Look me in the eye and tell me your puny little aluminum contraption ever broke Mach 5.
Pikachu: Look you in the eye? What eye?
Pichu: Those things peak at about 50 MPH, and that's if you tax it to the limit.
Crazy Hand: Shut up, rodents, I was talking to the janitor.
Luigi: I'm no janitor. ò_ó
Crazy Hand: You have a vacuum, don't you? Anyway, I hereby decree (blah, blah) that you are to be sent to F-Zero. ::opens portal::
Pikachu: Better than me in every way? Yeah, right.
C. Falcon: That's what I said. I beat you fair and square. Oh, the cry you made when I threw you out of bounds ^__^ Priceless.
Pikachu: Sure, cause we were playing on the Mute City stage. Everybody knows it's custom tailored to suit you.
Kirby: So what? I was on the Blue Team (so was Falcon) and I beat you, too.
C. Falcon: Your TEAM won because I was on it. You lost all your stock, then pressed the start button twice to get back into the game. I won in spite of you. For some reason or another, you just had to use your little "Final Cutter" move when you were nowhere near the platform.
Kirby: So anyway, what was Pikachu hinting at when she said the level was custom tailored to you?
C. Falcon: What's your point, Pikachu? I could beat you anywhere.
Master Hand: (teleports in) What the little mouse was trying to say was that you wouldn't stand a chance if you were to battle her on the Silph Co. stage with Poké Balls only turned on. You aren't as good at handling Pokémon as Pikachu is.
C. Falcon: Well, did I SAY I was?
Master Hand: Yes. As I recall. (C. Falcon: I'm better than you in every way.) Well, prepare to eat your words. You're going to Kanto. ::opens a portal to Pokémon Yellow:: And Kirby will be your Pokémon.
Kirby: Huh? Why me?
Master Hand: You were bragging right alongside the captain.
Kirby: Aw, man.
Kirby and the captain are pulled into the vortex.
Later, in the lounge.
Pikachu: .So then he says "You're going to Kanto!" so that's where the captain is now.
Luigi: Mama mia, that Captain Falcon is such a blowhard ^__^ ::slaps his knees:: Oh, Crazy Hand, when'd you get here?
Crazy Hand: Just a second ago. Do you have any idea what the captain does on a daily basis?
Luigi (sarcastically): Asks his mirror to show him its moves 1000s of times?
Pikachu: Good one ^__^
Crazy Hand: No, he races.
Luigi: So? I race, too.
Crazy Hand: HA! That's not racing, that's bumper cars. Look me in the eye and tell me your puny little aluminum contraption ever broke Mach 5.
Pikachu: Look you in the eye? What eye?
Pichu: Those things peak at about 50 MPH, and that's if you tax it to the limit.
Crazy Hand: Shut up, rodents, I was talking to the janitor.
Luigi: I'm no janitor. ò_ó
Crazy Hand: You have a vacuum, don't you? Anyway, I hereby decree (blah, blah) that you are to be sent to F-Zero. ::opens portal::