Disclaimers in part one.
WARNING!! WARNING!! WARNING!! More weirdness and stuff ahead. Please hold onto the railing while you read this.
Ah! We are introducing new characters in this story.
Jenn= Merry, Boromir, Frodo, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Pippin, Aragorn, Samwise, Gimli, and Leogolas.
Okay on to the next chapter!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! NOTE!!! I DO NOT own Ian, Elijah, or Viggo, I am just borrowing them for this chapter. :)
~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Okay so I lied! They aren't at Rivendell yet, they are almost there though.
Frodo stood up and went over to Gandalf, "You're late."
"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to," Gandalf said.
The both smile and laugh. Frodo jumped and gave Gandalf a hug, "It's good to see you again Gandalf!"
Gandalf said, "It's good to be back." The two friends parted and Gandalf continued, "Aragorn give Frodo the ring."
Aragorn tosses the ring to Frodo, "A word of wisdom, don't let Gandalf get a hold of it."
Pippin looks up and says, "Ring? What ring?"
Frodo ignored Pippin and answered Aragorn, "Don't worry I won't!"
Merry, who was apparently the only one listening to Pippin, smacks him upside the head, "THE ring!"
Pippin finally understood, "Ohhhhhh!"
Frodo ran off and in the far off distance was dancing around, "It's mine It's mine it's mine! It's my *precious*!!"
Gandalf got upset and screamed loudly, "FRODO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sam looked a little confused, "Mr. Frodo?"
Frodo comes back laughing, "Just kidding guys."
Sam was relieved, "Whew. Good."
All the others rejoiced in a, "Yeah. Sure you were.
"Boy, have a sense of humor!!" Frodo exclaimed.
"But that wasn't very funny." Sam said.
Aragorn turned to the little one, "Don't worry about it Sam. Gandalf was telling me the same thing all the way here."
"Sorry Sam," goes over to him and pats him on the back. Then looks at Gandalf.
Gandalf stated, "It was just a JOKE!"
Aragorn and Frodo at the same time, "Uh-huh. Whatever."
Aragorn and Frodo again, "Jinx!" And the two start to crack up.
Aragorn regains himself and says, "We should stay here for tonight, these woods are too dangerous at this hour."
Gandalf agreed, "True. True."
Pippin turns to Merry, "Wobble."
Aragorn joins in, "Jupiter!"
Gandalf sighs and rolls his eyes, "Oh no here they go AGAIN!!"
Frodo laughs and says, "Wobble!"
Gandalf looks at Frodo, "No!! Not you too!!
"WOBBLE!!!!!" Merry says.
Everyone just started to say 'wobble' and 'Jupiter' over and over and over again. And then they start to laugh at Gandalf....
Ian sat straight up in bed gasping for breath, for he was scared to death, "Oh. It was just a dream." He notices that Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen are there. "I just had the most strangest dream. And you were there," points at Elijah, "And you were there too," points at Viggo.
Viggo and Elijah made no noise, just smiled at each other.
Elijah said, "Wobble"
Viggo said, "Jupiter!"
Ian screamed, "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Gandalf woke up as Gandalf and screaming, "AHHHHHH!!!"
Sam looked confused again, "Wobble? That's not a word."
"Don't make me glue all of your mouths shut! Remember what happened last time Aragorn!" Gandalf threatened.
Sam looked intrigued, "What happened last time?"
"I glued his mouth shut and I couldn't reopen it."
Sam just laughs.
Aragorn just says, "Yes...well."
Gandalf turns to Pippin, "So if you do that one more time, I will glue your mouth shut!"
Pippin really sounded scared, (meaning sarcastically.) "Ooooooooo"
"Do it Gandalf do it!!!!" Merry shouted.
Pippin really did get scared, "No don't do it!"
Gandalf ignored Pip and turned to Merry, "Don't tempt me Merry, I'll glue yours shut too!"
Merry gasped and then said, "I'll be quiet!"
Pippin agrees, "Me too."
Sam laughs some more.
"That's an easy way to keep them quiet." Frodo inquired.
Aragorn agreed, "Yeah."
Pip pokes Merry.
Aragorn whispers into Frodo's ear, "Jupiter."
Gandalf turns to Aragorn, "I heard that!"
Frodo laughs.
Aragorn said, "No you didn't."
"I know." Gandalf said sheepishly.
Pip then pokes Frodo.
Aragorn asked, "So now what?"
"We eat!" Gandalf replied.
Pippin squealed, "Sounds good to me!"
Sam agreed, "I agree."
Gandalf raises his hands and *POOF* a lot of food appeared.
Pippin screamed, "FOOD!!!!!"
Frodo exclaimed, "PIE!!!!!" And grabbed the grasshopper pie.
Gandalf removes the pie from Frodo and says, "You eat healthy food first young Frodo! Then you may eat your pie!"
Frodo frowns and then says, "Yes grandpa!"
Aragorn laughs.
Gandalf yelled, "Don't call me that!!"
Sam laughs too. While Pippin, Frodo, and Merry start to eat. Sam sits next to Frodo and starts to eat while Gandalf and Aragorn does the same.
Merry takes a handful of walnuts and throws them at Aragorn.
"Hey!"
Frodo laughs and throws more walnuts.
Aragorn picks some up and throws ONE back.
Gandalf laughs and joins in!
Merry screams, "FOOD FIGHT!!" And he starts to throw food.
Aragorn laughs, "I'm being attacked by all fronts!"
Frodo sees that his pie is about to be used when he grabs it and yells, "NOT THE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Pippin throws something really messy, that's not the pie, at Merry.
Merry wiped the gooey stuff off of his face and says, "EEEEEWWW! What was that!"
Frodo hugs his pie, "NOT THE PIE!"
Pippin stated, "I don't know!" and he starts to laughs.
Gandalf takes Frodo's pie and hits him in the face, "Oh shush about your stupid pie!!!!
Frodo starts to get really angry, "NO NOOOTTTT THE PIE!!!!!" he gets mad, but then tastes the pie that's all over his face, "Hmmm... tastes rather good."
Gandalf smiles, "Thank you! I made that pie myself."
Strider asked, "Did you make it with little Jupiter's?"
Gandalf sighed, "No! You fool!"
Aragorn laughs and says, "Wobble." Gandalf takes an apple and stuffs it into his mouth.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Things that I noticed after I wrote this chapter... #1. Why does Gandalf threaten Pip? I didn't quiet get that myself. #2. If Gandalf didn't hear what Strider said to Frodo, then how did he know that Strider said anything in the first place? #3. Making pies with Jupiter's? Isn't that a hazard?
Ooooooo! Good news! More strange things are happening in the RPG at this time. We have an unexpected guest join, and strange things occur too! But that person won't come for another few chapters yet. :) Keep on reading.
WARNING!! WARNING!! WARNING!! More weirdness and stuff ahead. Please hold onto the railing while you read this.
Ah! We are introducing new characters in this story.
Jenn= Merry, Boromir, Frodo, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Pippin, Aragorn, Samwise, Gimli, and Leogolas.
Okay on to the next chapter!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! NOTE!!! I DO NOT own Ian, Elijah, or Viggo, I am just borrowing them for this chapter. :)
~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Okay so I lied! They aren't at Rivendell yet, they are almost there though.
Frodo stood up and went over to Gandalf, "You're late."
"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to," Gandalf said.
The both smile and laugh. Frodo jumped and gave Gandalf a hug, "It's good to see you again Gandalf!"
Gandalf said, "It's good to be back." The two friends parted and Gandalf continued, "Aragorn give Frodo the ring."
Aragorn tosses the ring to Frodo, "A word of wisdom, don't let Gandalf get a hold of it."
Pippin looks up and says, "Ring? What ring?"
Frodo ignored Pippin and answered Aragorn, "Don't worry I won't!"
Merry, who was apparently the only one listening to Pippin, smacks him upside the head, "THE ring!"
Pippin finally understood, "Ohhhhhh!"
Frodo ran off and in the far off distance was dancing around, "It's mine It's mine it's mine! It's my *precious*!!"
Gandalf got upset and screamed loudly, "FRODO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sam looked a little confused, "Mr. Frodo?"
Frodo comes back laughing, "Just kidding guys."
Sam was relieved, "Whew. Good."
All the others rejoiced in a, "Yeah. Sure you were.
"Boy, have a sense of humor!!" Frodo exclaimed.
"But that wasn't very funny." Sam said.
Aragorn turned to the little one, "Don't worry about it Sam. Gandalf was telling me the same thing all the way here."
"Sorry Sam," goes over to him and pats him on the back. Then looks at Gandalf.
Gandalf stated, "It was just a JOKE!"
Aragorn and Frodo at the same time, "Uh-huh. Whatever."
Aragorn and Frodo again, "Jinx!" And the two start to crack up.
Aragorn regains himself and says, "We should stay here for tonight, these woods are too dangerous at this hour."
Gandalf agreed, "True. True."
Pippin turns to Merry, "Wobble."
Aragorn joins in, "Jupiter!"
Gandalf sighs and rolls his eyes, "Oh no here they go AGAIN!!"
Frodo laughs and says, "Wobble!"
Gandalf looks at Frodo, "No!! Not you too!!
"WOBBLE!!!!!" Merry says.
Everyone just started to say 'wobble' and 'Jupiter' over and over and over again. And then they start to laugh at Gandalf....
Ian sat straight up in bed gasping for breath, for he was scared to death, "Oh. It was just a dream." He notices that Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen are there. "I just had the most strangest dream. And you were there," points at Elijah, "And you were there too," points at Viggo.
Viggo and Elijah made no noise, just smiled at each other.
Elijah said, "Wobble"
Viggo said, "Jupiter!"
Ian screamed, "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Gandalf woke up as Gandalf and screaming, "AHHHHHH!!!"
Sam looked confused again, "Wobble? That's not a word."
"Don't make me glue all of your mouths shut! Remember what happened last time Aragorn!" Gandalf threatened.
Sam looked intrigued, "What happened last time?"
"I glued his mouth shut and I couldn't reopen it."
Sam just laughs.
Aragorn just says, "Yes...well."
Gandalf turns to Pippin, "So if you do that one more time, I will glue your mouth shut!"
Pippin really sounded scared, (meaning sarcastically.) "Ooooooooo"
"Do it Gandalf do it!!!!" Merry shouted.
Pippin really did get scared, "No don't do it!"
Gandalf ignored Pip and turned to Merry, "Don't tempt me Merry, I'll glue yours shut too!"
Merry gasped and then said, "I'll be quiet!"
Pippin agrees, "Me too."
Sam laughs some more.
"That's an easy way to keep them quiet." Frodo inquired.
Aragorn agreed, "Yeah."
Pip pokes Merry.
Aragorn whispers into Frodo's ear, "Jupiter."
Gandalf turns to Aragorn, "I heard that!"
Frodo laughs.
Aragorn said, "No you didn't."
"I know." Gandalf said sheepishly.
Pip then pokes Frodo.
Aragorn asked, "So now what?"
"We eat!" Gandalf replied.
Pippin squealed, "Sounds good to me!"
Sam agreed, "I agree."
Gandalf raises his hands and *POOF* a lot of food appeared.
Pippin screamed, "FOOD!!!!!"
Frodo exclaimed, "PIE!!!!!" And grabbed the grasshopper pie.
Gandalf removes the pie from Frodo and says, "You eat healthy food first young Frodo! Then you may eat your pie!"
Frodo frowns and then says, "Yes grandpa!"
Aragorn laughs.
Gandalf yelled, "Don't call me that!!"
Sam laughs too. While Pippin, Frodo, and Merry start to eat. Sam sits next to Frodo and starts to eat while Gandalf and Aragorn does the same.
Merry takes a handful of walnuts and throws them at Aragorn.
"Hey!"
Frodo laughs and throws more walnuts.
Aragorn picks some up and throws ONE back.
Gandalf laughs and joins in!
Merry screams, "FOOD FIGHT!!" And he starts to throw food.
Aragorn laughs, "I'm being attacked by all fronts!"
Frodo sees that his pie is about to be used when he grabs it and yells, "NOT THE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Pippin throws something really messy, that's not the pie, at Merry.
Merry wiped the gooey stuff off of his face and says, "EEEEEWWW! What was that!"
Frodo hugs his pie, "NOT THE PIE!"
Pippin stated, "I don't know!" and he starts to laughs.
Gandalf takes Frodo's pie and hits him in the face, "Oh shush about your stupid pie!!!!
Frodo starts to get really angry, "NO NOOOTTTT THE PIE!!!!!" he gets mad, but then tastes the pie that's all over his face, "Hmmm... tastes rather good."
Gandalf smiles, "Thank you! I made that pie myself."
Strider asked, "Did you make it with little Jupiter's?"
Gandalf sighed, "No! You fool!"
Aragorn laughs and says, "Wobble." Gandalf takes an apple and stuffs it into his mouth.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Things that I noticed after I wrote this chapter... #1. Why does Gandalf threaten Pip? I didn't quiet get that myself. #2. If Gandalf didn't hear what Strider said to Frodo, then how did he know that Strider said anything in the first place? #3. Making pies with Jupiter's? Isn't that a hazard?
Ooooooo! Good news! More strange things are happening in the RPG at this time. We have an unexpected guest join, and strange things occur too! But that person won't come for another few chapters yet. :) Keep on reading.