Chapter 1: Falcon v. GARY
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Disclaimer: I don't own rights to Super Smash Bros: Melee, Pokémon Yellow Version, or Kirby: Right Back At Ya!
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C. Falcon: Ow! Where am I? I must've landed on my head. Why am I in a small box room with nothing but a bed, a computer, and a vast expanse of blank floor? Oh well :/ ::goes downstairs::
Mrs. Ketchum: Oh ASH, did you get a new outfit?
C. Falcon: What? No. Who's Ash?
Mrs. Ketchum: Never mind. You'd better find PROF. OAK.
C. Falcon: Whatever. Bye. ::leaves house:: Gee -.- only three houses here, and I just left one of them. 50-50 chance then. ::walks into Gary's house:: Hey there, good lookin'.
Gary's sister: GARY is out at Grandpa's lab!
C. Falcon: I'm supposed to know your Grandpa and where his lab is?
GARY's sister: Have this MAP ^__^
C. Falcon: ::opens map, studies:: I don't see his lab on this map, it's too small of detail.
GARY's sister: The MAP helps you find your way around the world of POKéMON.
C. Falcon: (sarcastically) Fascinating. ::exits house:: OK, that only leaves one building left. ::enters lab::
assistant: PROF. OAK is on field study. Please come ba.
C. Falcon: I don't give a dam. I want my Pokémon.
assistant: No! Come back later. PROF. OAK isn't here.
C. Falcon: Don't make me use a Falcon Punch.
The assistant tries to shove the captain out the door, but is hit with ten tons of fist.
C. Falcon: Alrighty then, ::grabs ball, searches, finds button:: So I guess I just press this little buttonwhoa!
Red light from Poké Ball: (becomes Kirby) YAY! I'm saved. I didn't know if I was ever gonna get out of that round prison. Where are we?
C. Falcon: Beats the heck out of me.
Kirby: Or, you beat the heck out of it ::indicates bruised and flaming unconscious assistant::
C. Falcon: Alright, I rescued you. Let's scram.
GARY: Stop right there, FALCON!
C. Falcon: Why? You aren't a cop, are you?
GARY: You have to battle me so I can make sure you're ready to be a POKéMON trainer.
C. Falcon: Well, in that case.
Kirby: (to self) Here it comes.
C. Falcon: Show me your moves!
GARY wants to fight!
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GARY sent out EEVEE!
C. Falcon: It looks like a plushie to me. Oh well, we'll just have to knock the stuffing out of it! (b'dm ching)
Kirby, go get 'em!
Enemy EEVEE used SAND ATTACK!
Kirby's ACCURACY was reduced!
C. Falcon: Alright, Kirby, do your thing.
Kirby: You mean suck up the sand? Okay, here goes.
[insert music from Kirby: Right Back At Ya!]
Kirby used TRANSFORM!
Kirby transformed into SAND KIRBY! (looks a lot like Kirby as Sheik)
C. Falcon: Why are all the names in all caps? And why does everything have an exclamation point at the end?
GARY: These are Gameboy graphics. Deal with it.
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP ===============--)
C. Falcon: HA! Kirby's still standing. I guess your attack wasn't strong enough.
GARY: I wasn't expecting a OHKO, you novice. Most POKéMON attacks are meant to chip away at the opponent's HP.
C. Falcon: Okay, whatever.
Kirby used SAND TORNADO! (Not a real Pokémon attack, even to date)
Eevee gets flung at the ceiling of the lab, bonks its head, and loses approximately 1/16 of its HP total. (Eevee HP ===============--)
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP ==============----)
Kirby used SAND TORNADO!
Kirby's attack missed!
C. Falcon: What went wrong? Eevee was sitting still right over there and you aim your attack five feet away from it.
Kirby: There was sand in my eye.
C. Falcon: Ever think of rubbing it, you 'tard? Or maybe blinking?
Enemy EEVEE used SAND ATTACK!
Kirby's ACCURACY was reduced!
Kirby squints to see through sand, but it's misconstrued as.
Kirby used LEER!
Enemy EEVEE's DEFENSE fell!
C. Falcon: Hey, that's what I always use when Samus walks by. Does Kirby get to attack now?
GARY: It already did.
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP =============------)
Kirby used SAND TORNADO! (Eevee HP =============------)
C. Falcon: Cool. Hey, Kirby, use that staring thing some more. Imagine Eevee with melons. ^__* ::drool::
Kirby: Mmm. food. ::drool::
C. Falcon: No you. oh, wait, I guess in your case, food works.
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP ============--------)
Kirby used LEER!
Enemy EEVEE's DEFENSE fell!
Enemy EEVEE used SAND ATTACK!
But it failed!
Kirby used SAND TORNADO! (Eevee HP ==========------------)
Enemy EEVEE used SAND ATTACK!
Kirby's ACCURACY was reduced!
Kirby used SAND TORNADO! (Eevee HP =======------------------)
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP ===========----------)
Kirby used SAND TORNADO!
Kirby's attack missed!
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP ==========------------)
Kirby used SAND TORNADO!
Kirby's attack missed!
Enemy EEVEE used SAND ATTACK!
Kirby's ACCURACY was reduced!
Kirby used LEER!
Enemy EEVEE's DEFENSE fell!
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE!
But it missed!
GARY: It happens.
Kirby used SAND TORNADO! (Eevee HP ===--------------------------)
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP =========--------------)
Kirby used SAND TORNADO! (Eevee HP ------------------------------- -)
Kirby gets 500 EP!
*ding*
Kirby raised to L 6
Kirby raised to L 7
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Close the music window now.
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GARY is defeated!
Falcon gets P100 for defeating GARY!
C. Falcon: Yes! Show me your moves! Now I get to go home, right?
Kirby taunts, too, and looses his Sand Kirby form.
Time freezes and Crazy Hand shows up.
Crazy Hand: Actually, you still have to catch some Pokémon (sans Mewtwo) and beat the Elite Four.
C. Falcon: Nooo!!!
Meanwhile, in the lounge.
Mewtwo: So Luigi was sent to F-Zero? He'll obviously crash and burn, since he's such a wimp.
Pichu: Don't look now, but. the "Aster-May And-Hay" is right behind you.
Mewtwo: Well, uh, hi! Nice weather we're. having. Hehheh ::sweatdrop::
Master Hand: Luigi braved ghosts to rescue his brother, but whenever you face a ghost Pokémon, you ask your trainer to switch you out.
Mewtwo: Psychic types are weak to ghost types.
Master Hand: Too bad. You're going to Luigi's Mansion, no excuses. ::opens portal::
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Disclaimer: I don't own rights to Super Smash Bros: Melee, Pokémon Yellow Version, or Kirby: Right Back At Ya!
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C. Falcon: Ow! Where am I? I must've landed on my head. Why am I in a small box room with nothing but a bed, a computer, and a vast expanse of blank floor? Oh well :/ ::goes downstairs::
Mrs. Ketchum: Oh ASH, did you get a new outfit?
C. Falcon: What? No. Who's Ash?
Mrs. Ketchum: Never mind. You'd better find PROF. OAK.
C. Falcon: Whatever. Bye. ::leaves house:: Gee -.- only three houses here, and I just left one of them. 50-50 chance then. ::walks into Gary's house:: Hey there, good lookin'.
Gary's sister: GARY is out at Grandpa's lab!
C. Falcon: I'm supposed to know your Grandpa and where his lab is?
GARY's sister: Have this MAP ^__^
C. Falcon: ::opens map, studies:: I don't see his lab on this map, it's too small of detail.
GARY's sister: The MAP helps you find your way around the world of POKéMON.
C. Falcon: (sarcastically) Fascinating. ::exits house:: OK, that only leaves one building left. ::enters lab::
assistant: PROF. OAK is on field study. Please come ba.
C. Falcon: I don't give a dam. I want my Pokémon.
assistant: No! Come back later. PROF. OAK isn't here.
C. Falcon: Don't make me use a Falcon Punch.
The assistant tries to shove the captain out the door, but is hit with ten tons of fist.
C. Falcon: Alrighty then, ::grabs ball, searches, finds button:: So I guess I just press this little buttonwhoa!
Red light from Poké Ball: (becomes Kirby) YAY! I'm saved. I didn't know if I was ever gonna get out of that round prison. Where are we?
C. Falcon: Beats the heck out of me.
Kirby: Or, you beat the heck out of it ::indicates bruised and flaming unconscious assistant::
C. Falcon: Alright, I rescued you. Let's scram.
GARY: Stop right there, FALCON!
C. Falcon: Why? You aren't a cop, are you?
GARY: You have to battle me so I can make sure you're ready to be a POKéMON trainer.
C. Falcon: Well, in that case.
Kirby: (to self) Here it comes.
C. Falcon: Show me your moves!
GARY wants to fight!
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GARY sent out EEVEE!
C. Falcon: It looks like a plushie to me. Oh well, we'll just have to knock the stuffing out of it! (b'dm ching)
Kirby, go get 'em!
Enemy EEVEE used SAND ATTACK!
Kirby's ACCURACY was reduced!
C. Falcon: Alright, Kirby, do your thing.
Kirby: You mean suck up the sand? Okay, here goes.
[insert music from Kirby: Right Back At Ya!]
Kirby used TRANSFORM!
Kirby transformed into SAND KIRBY! (looks a lot like Kirby as Sheik)
C. Falcon: Why are all the names in all caps? And why does everything have an exclamation point at the end?
GARY: These are Gameboy graphics. Deal with it.
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP ===============--)
C. Falcon: HA! Kirby's still standing. I guess your attack wasn't strong enough.
GARY: I wasn't expecting a OHKO, you novice. Most POKéMON attacks are meant to chip away at the opponent's HP.
C. Falcon: Okay, whatever.
Kirby used SAND TORNADO! (Not a real Pokémon attack, even to date)
Eevee gets flung at the ceiling of the lab, bonks its head, and loses approximately 1/16 of its HP total. (Eevee HP ===============--)
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP ==============----)
Kirby used SAND TORNADO!
Kirby's attack missed!
C. Falcon: What went wrong? Eevee was sitting still right over there and you aim your attack five feet away from it.
Kirby: There was sand in my eye.
C. Falcon: Ever think of rubbing it, you 'tard? Or maybe blinking?
Enemy EEVEE used SAND ATTACK!
Kirby's ACCURACY was reduced!
Kirby squints to see through sand, but it's misconstrued as.
Kirby used LEER!
Enemy EEVEE's DEFENSE fell!
C. Falcon: Hey, that's what I always use when Samus walks by. Does Kirby get to attack now?
GARY: It already did.
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP =============------)
Kirby used SAND TORNADO! (Eevee HP =============------)
C. Falcon: Cool. Hey, Kirby, use that staring thing some more. Imagine Eevee with melons. ^__* ::drool::
Kirby: Mmm. food. ::drool::
C. Falcon: No you. oh, wait, I guess in your case, food works.
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP ============--------)
Kirby used LEER!
Enemy EEVEE's DEFENSE fell!
Enemy EEVEE used SAND ATTACK!
But it failed!
Kirby used SAND TORNADO! (Eevee HP ==========------------)
Enemy EEVEE used SAND ATTACK!
Kirby's ACCURACY was reduced!
Kirby used SAND TORNADO! (Eevee HP =======------------------)
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP ===========----------)
Kirby used SAND TORNADO!
Kirby's attack missed!
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP ==========------------)
Kirby used SAND TORNADO!
Kirby's attack missed!
Enemy EEVEE used SAND ATTACK!
Kirby's ACCURACY was reduced!
Kirby used LEER!
Enemy EEVEE's DEFENSE fell!
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE!
But it missed!
GARY: It happens.
Kirby used SAND TORNADO! (Eevee HP ===--------------------------)
Enemy EEVEE used TACKLE! (Kirby HP =========--------------)
Kirby used SAND TORNADO! (Eevee HP ------------------------------- -)
Kirby gets 500 EP!
*ding*
Kirby raised to L 6
Kirby raised to L 7
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Close the music window now.
*****
GARY is defeated!
Falcon gets P100 for defeating GARY!
C. Falcon: Yes! Show me your moves! Now I get to go home, right?
Kirby taunts, too, and looses his Sand Kirby form.
Time freezes and Crazy Hand shows up.
Crazy Hand: Actually, you still have to catch some Pokémon (sans Mewtwo) and beat the Elite Four.
C. Falcon: Nooo!!!
Meanwhile, in the lounge.
Mewtwo: So Luigi was sent to F-Zero? He'll obviously crash and burn, since he's such a wimp.
Pichu: Don't look now, but. the "Aster-May And-Hay" is right behind you.
Mewtwo: Well, uh, hi! Nice weather we're. having. Hehheh ::sweatdrop::
Master Hand: Luigi braved ghosts to rescue his brother, but whenever you face a ghost Pokémon, you ask your trainer to switch you out.
Mewtwo: Psychic types are weak to ghost types.
Master Hand: Too bad. You're going to Luigi's Mansion, no excuses. ::opens portal::