Disclaimers in part one.

No warnings on this one, for there isn't that much weird stuff going on here. I know weird huh? Well, don't you fret! In chapters yet to come there are going to be a lot of weird things happening!! :)


Jenn= Merry, Boromir, Frodo, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Pippin, Aragorn, Samwise, Gimli, and Leogolas.

Okay on to the next chapter!!!

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Don't ask about the sideways thing because I did not come up with that! That was all the other RPG player. But I will NOT tell who it is! I promised I would not reveal the name!
Also, I just realized that I have been using the names Strider AND Aragorn not just one name. I don't want to change it so live with it! And enjoy the story!! :)

"**STRIDER!!**" Gandalf yelled.

"**GANDALF!!**" Strider is yelling just like him.

"**Are you mocking me!? And Where is THE ring?!!**"

"**Frodo has it, and yes I am.**"

"**Oh that's right!**" pauses for a sec and then says, "**Hey that's not nice!**"

"**Wobble**," Strider said.

"**AHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! I've asked you one too many times NOT to do that!**" Strider just laughs. "**No laughing at the all great and powerful Gandalf!**"

"**Too late**," Strider said.

"**ARGH!**" That's Gandalf being upset.

"**Wobble**."

Gandalf decided that if you can't beat them, join them, "**WOBBLE!**"

Pip finally realizes that something funny is going on, "**Why are we talking with our heads turned sideways?**

Merry turns head sideways sot that he doesn't feel left out, "**I don't know, it's just a hobbit," realizes what he says and then corrects himself, "**I mean habit.**"

Pip turns to Gandalf, "**Why are we talking with our heads sideways?**"

"**Because, you are weird.**" He says matter factaly.

"**Oh.**"

"**good job Pip**" Sam said.

Merry is apparently getting a little restless and says, "**So, what he do now!**"

Sam answers, "**Figured out how to get his head back normal.**"

Pip gets his head back to normal, "There! Not talking sideways anymore!"

Merry does the same thing, "Oh way to go Pip! Woo-hoo for you!!"

Everyone else fixes their heads too.
Sam looks around, "Where's Mr. Frodo?"

Pip yelled, "LOOK!!" Turns his head, "**Sideways**" Turns his head back to normal, "Normal. **Sideways** Normal."

No one is looking at Pip though.

Frodo is in the far off distance though.

"Mr. Frodo!?" Sam screamed.

"WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!?!"

Sam let out a sigh of release, "Oh, there you are."

"Yeah here I am."

"Good."

Pip finally realizes that no one is amused by his talent so he stopped, "Hey, Merry, are we there yet?"

"Almost!" He answered.

"Merry?"

"What is it pip?!"

"I'm hungry."

"So am I!" He stops and takes out food.

"Gentlemen, we are almost there, this can wait," Aragorn said, "Until we reach Rivendell, we are not safe."

Merry stomped his feet, "No it can't. We're hungry."

Pip agreed, "Yeah and what about breakfast?"

"We've already had breakfast," Aragorn told them.

"Yes one, but what about second breakfast?"

"Yeah," Merry added in.

Aragorn told them, "We're almost there, come on."

"Fine!" Merry said and puts the food away.

Aragorn starts to walk in front of them and suddenly an apple comes fling through the air and hits Pippin in the head. (Just gotta love that part!!)

Pip rubs his head, "Ow!"

Merry laughs. But just then another apple flies through the air and hits Merry.

This time Pip and same start to laugh.

Merry rubs his head and says, "Ow! That really hurt!"

Sam looks at Gandalf and smiles the big, cute Sam smile, "Jupiter."

Gandalf simply side, "Don't start."

"Strider told me to say it," Sam protested, "He also told me to say 'Wobble'."

Gandalf got really mad. Not only was Strider saying these words, but he was making the little ones say it too. (I love that. 'Little ones') "STRIDER!!!!!!!!!"

"What did I do now?" Strider asked.

"NO MORE!"

"No more what?"

"You know."

"No I don't what?" Pip starts to laugh.

Gandalf says, "Wobble!"

"Oh," laughs nervously, "Heh, I take it Sam told you then."

"Uh, yeah!"

"Oh," Aragorn keeps walking and then says, "Hey guys, be careful up here, there are a lot of steep drops so watch where you walk."

"So in that case SOMEBODY better watch out for what they say or strong winds might be coming up."

Aragorn didn't really care, "Wobble!" He takes a step and the edge of the of the trail gives away and he falls down the slope.

Gandalf raises his hands and draws forth big gusts of wind to bring him back up.

"Ow," Aragorn said when he landed on the ground. "I'm okay!"

"I don't remember anyone asking if you were," Gandalf said.

Sam laughs.

Gandalf sighs, "I don't even get a thanks!"

"Thanks Gandalf."

"Yeah whatever."

TO BE CONTINUED...