Disclaimers in part one.
I am guessing that the last chapter will be the only non-weird chapter. I tell you, it was weird writing a non-weird chapter. Wow, writing a non-weird chapter, will wonders never cease?
Jenn= Merry, Boromir, Frodo, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Pippin, Aragorn, Samwise, Gimli, and Leogolas.
Okay on to the next chapter!!!
Words between the **...**'s are in italic.
~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
STRANGE THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR...1.) the sideways thing. I still have no clue what that is!! Don't ask me! 2.) the Aragorn and strider thing. Okay, same person, two different names, I just can't stand to be able to use one name for a guy who has two, so just LIVE WITH IT! 3.) Weird words. Like woo-hoo, gee-whilikers, and wow. Don't ask. Just don't. and 4.) Scaredy cat like wizards.
With that said, you may now proceed to read the story! Enjoy!
Pippen started to get a little bored and started to turn his head, "Normal. **Sideways.** Normal. **Sideways.**" Gandalf laughs and shakes his head. "Normal. **Sideways.**" just then a n apple flies through the air, from someone in the front..(hee hee)...and hits Pippin in the head, "Ow!" Rubs his head doesn't really care and keeps on going, "Normal. **Sideways** Normal. **Sideways**" Just then another apple flies through the air and hits Pippin in the head. "Sideways ow!" Rubs his head and screams, "Hey! That really hurt that time
Merry points at Pip and laughs really hard.
Pip started to whine, "**Gandalf, make Strider stop throwing apples at me**."
Gandalf thought it was funny and said, "THROW MORE STRIDER!"
Pippen couldn't get his head unstuck, "**Ahh! I'm stuck.**"
Frodo runs over to him, "Pip! What's wrong?"
"**Help! I'm stuck sideways!"
"No need to fear! Frodo is here!"
"I think this is the part where we all go, run, and find cover."
"Oh very funny Gandalf!" Frodo turns back to Pippen, "Oh!! I got an idea." Frodo whacks his head hard.
"Ow!!" Then he realized that it worked, "Hey, it worked!" Turns to Frodo, "Thanks Frodo."
"No problem! All in a days work for... BUM BUM BUM BUM supper FRODO!"
"Did someone say super?" Merry asked.
"No, Merry, I said Supper."
"Ohhhh."
"Hey, Mr. Gandalf, sir?" Sam said.
Gandalf turned to him, "Yes Samwise. What is it?"
"How much longer?"
"A little longer."
"But how much longer, as in time?"
"About a little longer."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
Just then another apple flies out of nowhere almost hitting Merry.
Merry ducks.
Pip was a little disappointed, "Awww, you ducked!"
"Yuppers!"
Aragorn who could barely contain his excited," We're almost there." He then looks at Gandalf and says, "Wobble."
Gandalf looks at him with annoyed eyes, "Don't make me have to hurt you."
Aragorn doesn't care, "Wobble," and then he says it a bunch of times.
Gandalf got really mad. So he raises his hands and starts to say a bunch of words.
"Uh oh. Mr. Strider's in big trouble now." Saw said.
Gandalf said one last time, "I'm warning you Strider."
"Wobble."
Gandalf finishes his words and glues Striders mouth shut.
"MMMM!!!!"
Sam laughs.
Gandalf laughed and said, "I love being a wizard!" He looks at Gandalf, "Hey I warned you."
Aragorn narrows his eyes and points at Gandalf and shakes his head.
Gandalf does not know what he means, "What?"
Sam says, "I think he means you're in big trouble Mr. Gandalf."
Aragorn nodded his head.
Gandalf asked, "What are you going to do to a wizard?"
Aragorn turns around and starts walking again.
"You can't make me nervous!"
"I don't know about you Gandalf, but I would certainly be nervous." Pippen said.
"I'm not nervous!" Gandalf said nervously. "I'm not!"
"You really sound like your not Mr. Gandalf, sir," Sam said.
"Well, I'm not!"
*few minutes later...*
Gandalf couldn't take it anymore, "Okay. That's it. Tell me what you're going to do to me!!" Strider motions that he can't talk, "Can't you JUST tell me what you're going to do?"
Aragorn points to his mouth, "MMMM!!!"
"Fine! Don't tell me!!!"
Aragorn rolls his eyes and points to his mouth one more time. Gandalf realizes it, finally, "FINE give me the silent treatment!!"
"Mr. Gandalf sir, you glued his mouth shut."
"Oh, I knew that."
"Yeah right," came from Frodo.
Gandalf raises hands and lets his mouth be unglued.
"Thank you!"
Gandalf says nothing and continues to walk.
Aragorn says, "What, can't take a little bluff Gandalf?"
Gandalf made no comment.
"I take that as a yes."
Still no comment from Gandalf.
Aragorn suddenly stops. Pippen, who is not paying attention, runs into the back of him, "Oh sorry Mr. Strider sir."
"Why did you stop Strider?" Frodo asked.
"Look," was all that Aragorn said.
Pippen looks up, "Wow."
"Rivendell," that was Aragorn again.
Sam replied, "Gee whilikers!"
Gandalf simply says, "Woo-hoo!" and jumps for joy!
Aragorn sighs.
"Hey! Let's race!!!" Gandalf says! "Ready... Set.... GO!!!" Starts to run. Aragorn runs after him. Sam and Pip both run as fast as their little hobbit legs can take them.
Frodo and Merry just stands there and Frodo says, "They win."
Sam shouts back to them, "Come on Mr. Frodo and Merry!"
Frodo smiles and runs after Sam and Merry follows.
TO BE CONTINUED....
YES Rivendell! Soon we will be bringing Boromir is!! WOO-HOO! I am excited cause he's like one of my fav characters in the show!! :)
Questions that the RPG players have thought about while this converstation... would a hobbit really say, "Wow" or "Gee- whilikers?" Well, if they didn't before they do now! :)
And my own question... would Gandalf REALLY be scared of Aragorn that way?
I am guessing that the last chapter will be the only non-weird chapter. I tell you, it was weird writing a non-weird chapter. Wow, writing a non-weird chapter, will wonders never cease?
Jenn= Merry, Boromir, Frodo, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Pippin, Aragorn, Samwise, Gimli, and Leogolas.
Okay on to the next chapter!!!
Words between the **...**'s are in italic.
~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
STRANGE THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR...1.) the sideways thing. I still have no clue what that is!! Don't ask me! 2.) the Aragorn and strider thing. Okay, same person, two different names, I just can't stand to be able to use one name for a guy who has two, so just LIVE WITH IT! 3.) Weird words. Like woo-hoo, gee-whilikers, and wow. Don't ask. Just don't. and 4.) Scaredy cat like wizards.
With that said, you may now proceed to read the story! Enjoy!
Pippen started to get a little bored and started to turn his head, "Normal. **Sideways.** Normal. **Sideways.**" Gandalf laughs and shakes his head. "Normal. **Sideways.**" just then a n apple flies through the air, from someone in the front..(hee hee)...and hits Pippin in the head, "Ow!" Rubs his head doesn't really care and keeps on going, "Normal. **Sideways** Normal. **Sideways**" Just then another apple flies through the air and hits Pippin in the head. "Sideways ow!" Rubs his head and screams, "Hey! That really hurt that time
Merry points at Pip and laughs really hard.
Pip started to whine, "**Gandalf, make Strider stop throwing apples at me**."
Gandalf thought it was funny and said, "THROW MORE STRIDER!"
Pippen couldn't get his head unstuck, "**Ahh! I'm stuck.**"
Frodo runs over to him, "Pip! What's wrong?"
"**Help! I'm stuck sideways!"
"No need to fear! Frodo is here!"
"I think this is the part where we all go, run, and find cover."
"Oh very funny Gandalf!" Frodo turns back to Pippen, "Oh!! I got an idea." Frodo whacks his head hard.
"Ow!!" Then he realized that it worked, "Hey, it worked!" Turns to Frodo, "Thanks Frodo."
"No problem! All in a days work for... BUM BUM BUM BUM supper FRODO!"
"Did someone say super?" Merry asked.
"No, Merry, I said Supper."
"Ohhhh."
"Hey, Mr. Gandalf, sir?" Sam said.
Gandalf turned to him, "Yes Samwise. What is it?"
"How much longer?"
"A little longer."
"But how much longer, as in time?"
"About a little longer."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
Just then another apple flies out of nowhere almost hitting Merry.
Merry ducks.
Pip was a little disappointed, "Awww, you ducked!"
"Yuppers!"
Aragorn who could barely contain his excited," We're almost there." He then looks at Gandalf and says, "Wobble."
Gandalf looks at him with annoyed eyes, "Don't make me have to hurt you."
Aragorn doesn't care, "Wobble," and then he says it a bunch of times.
Gandalf got really mad. So he raises his hands and starts to say a bunch of words.
"Uh oh. Mr. Strider's in big trouble now." Saw said.
Gandalf said one last time, "I'm warning you Strider."
"Wobble."
Gandalf finishes his words and glues Striders mouth shut.
"MMMM!!!!"
Sam laughs.
Gandalf laughed and said, "I love being a wizard!" He looks at Gandalf, "Hey I warned you."
Aragorn narrows his eyes and points at Gandalf and shakes his head.
Gandalf does not know what he means, "What?"
Sam says, "I think he means you're in big trouble Mr. Gandalf."
Aragorn nodded his head.
Gandalf asked, "What are you going to do to a wizard?"
Aragorn turns around and starts walking again.
"You can't make me nervous!"
"I don't know about you Gandalf, but I would certainly be nervous." Pippen said.
"I'm not nervous!" Gandalf said nervously. "I'm not!"
"You really sound like your not Mr. Gandalf, sir," Sam said.
"Well, I'm not!"
*few minutes later...*
Gandalf couldn't take it anymore, "Okay. That's it. Tell me what you're going to do to me!!" Strider motions that he can't talk, "Can't you JUST tell me what you're going to do?"
Aragorn points to his mouth, "MMMM!!!"
"Fine! Don't tell me!!!"
Aragorn rolls his eyes and points to his mouth one more time. Gandalf realizes it, finally, "FINE give me the silent treatment!!"
"Mr. Gandalf sir, you glued his mouth shut."
"Oh, I knew that."
"Yeah right," came from Frodo.
Gandalf raises hands and lets his mouth be unglued.
"Thank you!"
Gandalf says nothing and continues to walk.
Aragorn says, "What, can't take a little bluff Gandalf?"
Gandalf made no comment.
"I take that as a yes."
Still no comment from Gandalf.
Aragorn suddenly stops. Pippen, who is not paying attention, runs into the back of him, "Oh sorry Mr. Strider sir."
"Why did you stop Strider?" Frodo asked.
"Look," was all that Aragorn said.
Pippen looks up, "Wow."
"Rivendell," that was Aragorn again.
Sam replied, "Gee whilikers!"
Gandalf simply says, "Woo-hoo!" and jumps for joy!
Aragorn sighs.
"Hey! Let's race!!!" Gandalf says! "Ready... Set.... GO!!!" Starts to run. Aragorn runs after him. Sam and Pip both run as fast as their little hobbit legs can take them.
Frodo and Merry just stands there and Frodo says, "They win."
Sam shouts back to them, "Come on Mr. Frodo and Merry!"
Frodo smiles and runs after Sam and Merry follows.
TO BE CONTINUED....
YES Rivendell! Soon we will be bringing Boromir is!! WOO-HOO! I am excited cause he's like one of my fav characters in the show!! :)
Questions that the RPG players have thought about while this converstation... would a hobbit really say, "Wow" or "Gee- whilikers?" Well, if they didn't before they do now! :)
And my own question... would Gandalf REALLY be scared of Aragorn that way?