Smith wrinkled his nose.  He was surrounded by many strange and unfamiliar sounds.  Yet they were familiar to him at the same time.  Which totally didn't make sense, because if they were unfamiliar, then they couldn't be familiar which meant that they couldn't be- Smith groaned as his head began to throb even more.

"Sssssh…" a voice said, stroking his forehead.  Smith opened his eyes.  The owner of the voice leant over and kissed him.  Smith leapt up.

"ELROND?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?! WHY ARE YOU EVEN-" he grabbed his head

"Aaaargh!" He moaned, sliding to the floor.  "What's wrong with my head?!"

"You hit it on the chair when you fainted," Elrond replied.  "The sensation you are currently experiencing is pain."

"Make it go away!" Smith sobbed.

Elrond walked over to him and gathered up the ex-agent in his arms.  He pulled a syringe out of his pockets. 

"This will sting a bit," Elrond warned.  He plunged the syringe into Smith's bicep.

"Ow!"

"Ssssh…" Elrond quickly injected THE CONTENTS OF THE SYRINGE AND PULLED IT OUT.  He pulled out a fluoro pink band-aid and put it over the injection site.

"Does Smithy wanna a wollipop?" Elrond asked in a sickeningly sweet voice.  Smith nodded.  He smiled in glee as Elrond magically produced a red lollipop from nowhere, unwrapped it and popped it into Smith's mouth.  Elrond wiped away his tears and smiled back down at the man lying contentedly in his lap. 

"I really missed you Angus," Elrond announced quietly, after a few minutes of contented silence.  Smith was shocked at his ex-husband's blatant display of emotions.  An awkward silence followed.  Out of the blue Elrond suddenly blurted,

"Angus Smith, will you marry me?"

Smith suddenly felt something welling up inside his heart.  He wasn't sure what it was, but it was overwhelming everything else he'd ever felt or known.

"Of course I will!" he gushed.  He kissed Elrond passionately.  Then they both stood up and skipped out of the room, arm in arm.  As they skipped towards Elrond's bedroom, they could be heard shouting,

"O what a feeling, its tree day!"

A/N: I am very sorry for this ending.  Deeply sorry.  I, in no way whatsoever, advocate the use of slash.  I think it's scary and disgusting.  But this was way too tempting.  I promise I shall never do it again.  Blame it on the XL large fanta and the HUGE bag of red lollies I got for FREE! Mmmmm….lolly taste testing….