i dont own sailor moon. i have no grudge against Dic. or cloverware(im not sure thats the name of the

company which dubbed the s and superS season.) its just that you dubbed this anime so badly. it

reeks. it sucks.

sailor moon: my real name is usagi tsukino. for love and for justice. the pretty, sailor suited

soldier sailor moon. how dare you make me a sailor scout? what the heck is that?? i happen to

be a soldier! i am a sailor senshi! the dub messed up my name, the names of my attacks. i was raped

by Dic! the correct names are: *attacks Dic* Moon Tiara action! moon healing escalation! moon princess

halation! rainbow moon heart ache! moon gorgous meditation! silver moon crystal power kiss!

starlight honeymoon therapy kiss!

sailor chibi moon: hi! my name's also usagi tsukino, but my nickname is chibiusa. i am usagi's

daughter of the future. i hate the dub because it made me a total brat! *attacks Dic and cloverware*

twinkle yell! pink sugar heart attack! and i am sailor CHIBI moon. where the hell did they get mini

moon from!? my transformation phrase alone is moon prism power make up. with sailor moon its moon crisis make up.

tuxedo mask: i am mamoru chiba. i call my girlfriend "usako". thankfully, Dic only messed up my name.

begone, evil demon *attacks Dic with rose*

sailor mercury: i am ami mizuno, pleased to meet you. i was brutally attacked by Dic. they messed

up my name and attacks. in the dub i have many different attacks. i have my own mini-movie. i have only four attacks in the anime.

*attacks Dic* bubble spray! shine aqua illusion! mercury aqua rhapsody! mercury aqua mirage!

sailor mars: yes, im rei hino. i am a shinto priestess. i sometimes throw ofudas (paper scrolls) with these words

evil spirits, begone! the dub made me a bitch. can you blame me, they changed my name and attacks.

heres they are *attacks Dic* fire soul! burning mandala! fire bird! mars flame sniper!

sailor jupiter: i'm makoto kino, senshi of thunder! the dub cloverware or something like that,

made me want sailor uranus as a best friend. wrong! i admire her. the freaking dub changed my name

and attacks they are: *attacks Dic* supreme thunder! sparkling wide pressure! juptier oak evolution!

sailor pluto: welcome. in the anime, i am setsuna meioh, sailor pluto.since i was not on the anime as much,but i did

suffer the affects of the dub. *attacks cloverware* dead scream! my transformation phrase is

pluto planet power make up.

sailor saturn: i don't know how in the hell i retained my original japanese name. except they

pronounced it wrong. it's HOTaru. tomoe my last name. the s season, which cloverware screwed

up royally, let see....basically they hadda find the three talismans for the holy grail. if the bad messiah got her hands on

it all hell would break loose. if the good messiah got her hands on it the world be saved.

sailor uranus: hi! im haruka tenoh. unfortnatley, i suffered the worst casaulty, from the dub monster. they changed my name, my attack

name....and my attack phrase is uranus planet power make up and... *attacks cloverware* world shaking! space sword blaster! hey, michiru..

michiru: yes...

haruka: let's show those homophobes what kind of cousins we are *kisses michiru*

sailor neptune: i'm michiru kaioh, sailor neptune. Like haruka, i am a victim. that evil dub changed my name and attack names!

*attacks cloverware* deep submerge! submarine reflection! my trasformation phrase is neptune planet power make up

THE FOLLOWING SOULS HAVE BEEN ATTACKED BY THE DUB. THESES ARE SAILOR MOON CHARACTERS

fish eye: i am part of the amazon trio. bluntly put i am gay.

kunzite: im gay too.

zoicite: im gay as well.

naru: im usagi friend. the dub gave me a southern accent. *slaps dic* giving me such a dumb name. molly is an evil name.

umino: im the geeky friend of usagi. *scalds dic with hot oil* you made me an even bigger geek with the name melvin.