Chapter 14: They make a pit stop!! (I love this chapter!!)
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Okay on to the next chapter!!!
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
In this chapter there's a lot of Legolas laughing a lot. Gandalf proving dwarfs wrong. Name calling, weird things walking around which shouldn't be walking around, and other things! And people making water noises. Don't ask, just read.
Boromir stops suddenly, "What was I doing!?!!!??!"
"Singing," Legolas said, "And skipping!" He said laughing a bit.
"Oh my gosh! That is wrong! So wrong! What is wrong with me?"
"Oh it's great to be a wizard!!!!!" Gandalf shouted.
"Gandalf! I will get you for this, old man!" Boromir promised.
Legolas laughed.
"Hmpf! No one can fool a dwarf!" Gimli said.
Gandalf raises his hands, "Wanna bet?"
Gimli says, "I mean...um...yes."
Legolas then laughs again.
"Yes what Gimli?" Gandalf says.
Gimli said, "Never mind."
Gandalf raises his hands again, "Yes what Gimli?"
Gimli sighs, "You can fool a dwarf."
"We've known that all along," Legolas said.
"Thank you," Gandalf said and went on his way.
"So we there yet?" Frodo asked.
Legolas pushes Aragorn along, "Come along Aragorn."
"I'm a comin'" Aragorn whined.
"No," Gandalf answered Frodo.
"How about now?" Merry asked.
"No," Gandalf said.
"We there yet?" Boromir asked.
"No!" Gandalf said.
"We there yet?" Pip said.
"NO!!"
"um..." Sam said wondering if he should say anything or not.
"How about now?" Frodo asked.
"No!"
"I'm hungry," Merry whined.
"Me too," Pip announced.
"I'm thirsty," Frodo said.
"When's breakfast?" Pip asked.
"I have to go to the bathroom," Boromir whined.
"Stop it!!" Gandalf couldn't take anymore of it.
"Hey Gandalf?" Aragorn said, "Are we there yet?" Aragorn had to say it.
" NO! We aren't there yet! We just had breakfast! Take a sip from your canister. And hold it!"
Boromir dances around, "I can't!" *Starts to whine, "I have to goooooo."
Gandalf sighs, raises his hands, and produces an outhouse, "Go."
"Thank you!" Boromir was so reveled that he skipped to it.
"If anyone else has to go. Go now."
"I'm good," Frodo said.
"Me too," Merry added.
"Me three," That was Pip
"Me four," And that was Sam.
Gandalf looks at his watch, "Boromir, come on!!"
"Gandalf. I think he fell in," Frodo said.
"That can't be good," Merry said.
Gandalf rolls his eyes and puts his head in his hands, "Oh dear. Someone help me!"
Boromir comes out of the outhouse, "I'm ready."
"It's about time! What happened, did you fall in?" Gandalf said and laughed.
Boromir stares him down. Gandalf starts to walk off.
Frodo and Merry follow.
Boromir also follows.
Sam follows.
Pip stares off into space.
Gimli pushes Pip along, "Come on little one."
"Who you calling 'Small one?!'" Pip said.
"You!" Gimli yelled.
Pip jumped a little, "Oh! Just making sure."
Merry and Frodo stop and look at each other and says, "Uh... Gandalf...."
"Go. Quickly! NOW!" Gandalf yelled.
Frodo and Merry runs over to the outhouse.
"It's the defective fellowship," Legolas says still pushing Aragorn.
Gandalf rolls his eyes and also goes over to the outhouse.
"Boromir! You started a chain reaction Boromir!" Legolas stated.
"So sorry, but when you gotta go you gotta go," Boromir starts to make water noises. He sees that it's not working, so he makes more water noises and makes them louder.
"Boromir. It's not working."
"Yeah it is!" He runs over to the outhouse.
After a while Frodo, Merry, Boromir, and Gandalf all returned.
"Now are we all ready to go?"
"Yes," Legolas said, "I was ready all this time."
Frodo, Merry, and Boromir all nod.
"Yup! A dwarf is always ready!"
"I'm ready!" Sam said.
"Me three!" Pip said.
"Me Four," Frodo said.
"Me five," Merry said.
"Me six," Boromir added.
"We're all ready Gandalf,"
"When's breakfast," You just gotta know that that's Pip.
"You just had a big buffet," Gandalf said.
"Yes, but that was only first breakfast. What about 2nd breakfast?"
"I don't think he knows about 2nd breakfasts," Merry told him.
"WHAT?!" Pip said out of total shockness. "What about elevenses, and luncheon, and after tea and supper and dinner?! He has to know about those!"
Frodo shakes his head, "Just the usual three Pip; breakfast, lunch, and dinner."
"Awwwwww! You got to be kidding me!!" Pip sighs and says with less enthusiasm in his voice, "Well, let's go then."
"All ready ahead of you guys!" Frodo said. Pip runs to catch up.
"Come along Aragorn!" Legolas said and pulled him along.
The camera with legs follows them.
"Strider tell that thing to stop following us!!" Boromir said and ran away from it.
"Huh?" was the only thing that Aragorn said.
"Strider. I think he's afraid of the camera thing," Merry said.
"Camera-thing?" Aragorn asked being totally clueless.
"Yes," Merry sighs and decides to get Frodo instead, "Frodo!"
"What is it Merry?"
"Can you get Gandalf to do something with Strider? He's acting all weird and all."
"I'll see what I can do. GANDALF!!!!"
"What?"
"See! It's the defective fellowship," Legolas said.
"Oh shush up!" That was a mumble from someone, but nobody really knows who. It's spooky!
"Gandalf, can you do something with Strider?" Frodo asked
Gandalf sighs, "Let's see if I can get him back to normal." Gandalf raises his hands and says some words.
"Strider?" Frodo said.
"What?" Strider answered.
"You okay?" Merry asked.
"Of course I'm okay. What are you talking about?"
"Good! Thank goodness!" Frodo said.
Boromir started to squeal, "Look! It's the camera thing!!" The camera thing runs over to Boromir. "Get away from me!" and he starts to hit it.
The camera runs away and over to Gandalf
Gandalf comforts it, "Now now camera. Just leave Boromir alone."
The camera looks down but then zooms in on Gandalf.
"What are you doing?"
The camera zooms in.
"Hey! Camera on Gandalf!" Pip laughed.
"Get away!" Gandalf yelled and Boromir laughed.
The camera runs off, completely... for now that is.
"You hurt it's feeling Gandalf," Gandalf said.
"Sorry, but it was a weird thing."
"Great! It probably ran off to recruit some friends," Merry said.
"It probably did!" Gimli agreed.
"Let's keep moving!" Boromir said.
"Hey that's my line!" Gandalf complained.
"Then say it, old man!"
"Don't call me old man!"
"Oh yeah, and what are you going to do about it old man!"
"Boromir, never start a fight with a wizard," Aragorn warned.
"I'll call you Dorothy from now on," Gandalf threatened.
"What?!" Boromir said half shocked like and half confused like.
"You heard me, DOROTHY!" Okay, so maybe not a threat, but a promise.
"Don't call me that!" Doro... I mean Boromir said.
"Dorothy!" Gandalf made fun.
"That's what the kids in school called me!" Boromir whined, "Stop it!"
Everyone laughs.
"It's not funny!!" Boromir yelled.
"You gonna stop calling me old man, Dorothy?" Gandalf asked.
"Fine! Yes! I'll stop, just as long as you do too!" Boromir made him a deal.
"Okay, everyone that's enough," Gandalf took his deal, "Now let's move it on out!" and he leads the way.
Pip runs up to Gandalf, "Hey Gandalf! We there yet?" Gandalf refuses to answer him, "I'll take that as a no."
Sam comes up beside Frodo, "Hi Mr. Frodo."
"Hello Sam."
Pip runs over and jumps on Aragorn's back, "Piggy-back-ride!!"
Aragorn laughs, "Okay little one."
Pip laughs from on Aragorn's back, "Hi Merry!!" and he waves at him.
Merry thinking that that was no fair at all decides to jump on Boromir's back. He was not expecting it so he wobbled a little.
"Whoa! Little one!" Boromir said.
"Hello Boromir!" Merry exclaimed.
"Hello little one," Boromir said and laughed.
Gandalf turns around and laughs and is so happy that they are all getting along with each other.
Frodo laughs just because he is so happy.
"Frodo, Sam, do either of you want a ride?" Legolas offered.
"I'm fine walking," Sam said.
"Same here," Frodo said.
"Alright," Legolas said.
"Do any of you want a ride?" Frodo said weird like.
Boromir was the one who noticed it, "You okay little one?"
"I'm fine!" Frodo says and falls down.
"MR. FRODO!" Sam runs over to him.
Frodo slowly raises his head, "Water... I need water..."
Sam kneels down beside him and takes out his canteen-thingy, "Right here Mr. Frodo."
Frodo grabs it and drinks it. He then suddenly stands up and feels 110% better, "Thank you!"
"Are you ok now Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked.
TO BE CONTINUED....
Is Mr. Frodo okay? Find out in the next chapter of "Lord of the Rings" same bat channel, same bat time.
Psssstt. What? Wrong show. Huh? Oh yeah. ANYWAYS....
Don't ask me what's wrong with Frodo. Just because he's my character does NOT mean that I know what's wrong with him. And Dorothy? Dorothy!? You know maybe his mom wanted a little girl, so she made him wear pigtails to school all the time and that's why he was called Dorothy? You think? Maybe! I still don't know whom Legolas is telling that this is 'the defective fellowship', to. Hee heee! It gets weird keeeeeepppp reading!! :) Did anyone notice that I have mentioned that I wrote about me not writing Boromir's name write two chapters in a row? Oh dear.
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Okay on to the next chapter!!!
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
In this chapter there's a lot of Legolas laughing a lot. Gandalf proving dwarfs wrong. Name calling, weird things walking around which shouldn't be walking around, and other things! And people making water noises. Don't ask, just read.
Boromir stops suddenly, "What was I doing!?!!!??!"
"Singing," Legolas said, "And skipping!" He said laughing a bit.
"Oh my gosh! That is wrong! So wrong! What is wrong with me?"
"Oh it's great to be a wizard!!!!!" Gandalf shouted.
"Gandalf! I will get you for this, old man!" Boromir promised.
Legolas laughed.
"Hmpf! No one can fool a dwarf!" Gimli said.
Gandalf raises his hands, "Wanna bet?"
Gimli says, "I mean...um...yes."
Legolas then laughs again.
"Yes what Gimli?" Gandalf says.
Gimli said, "Never mind."
Gandalf raises his hands again, "Yes what Gimli?"
Gimli sighs, "You can fool a dwarf."
"We've known that all along," Legolas said.
"Thank you," Gandalf said and went on his way.
"So we there yet?" Frodo asked.
Legolas pushes Aragorn along, "Come along Aragorn."
"I'm a comin'" Aragorn whined.
"No," Gandalf answered Frodo.
"How about now?" Merry asked.
"No," Gandalf said.
"We there yet?" Boromir asked.
"No!" Gandalf said.
"We there yet?" Pip said.
"NO!!"
"um..." Sam said wondering if he should say anything or not.
"How about now?" Frodo asked.
"No!"
"I'm hungry," Merry whined.
"Me too," Pip announced.
"I'm thirsty," Frodo said.
"When's breakfast?" Pip asked.
"I have to go to the bathroom," Boromir whined.
"Stop it!!" Gandalf couldn't take anymore of it.
"Hey Gandalf?" Aragorn said, "Are we there yet?" Aragorn had to say it.
" NO! We aren't there yet! We just had breakfast! Take a sip from your canister. And hold it!"
Boromir dances around, "I can't!" *Starts to whine, "I have to goooooo."
Gandalf sighs, raises his hands, and produces an outhouse, "Go."
"Thank you!" Boromir was so reveled that he skipped to it.
"If anyone else has to go. Go now."
"I'm good," Frodo said.
"Me too," Merry added.
"Me three," That was Pip
"Me four," And that was Sam.
Gandalf looks at his watch, "Boromir, come on!!"
"Gandalf. I think he fell in," Frodo said.
"That can't be good," Merry said.
Gandalf rolls his eyes and puts his head in his hands, "Oh dear. Someone help me!"
Boromir comes out of the outhouse, "I'm ready."
"It's about time! What happened, did you fall in?" Gandalf said and laughed.
Boromir stares him down. Gandalf starts to walk off.
Frodo and Merry follow.
Boromir also follows.
Sam follows.
Pip stares off into space.
Gimli pushes Pip along, "Come on little one."
"Who you calling 'Small one?!'" Pip said.
"You!" Gimli yelled.
Pip jumped a little, "Oh! Just making sure."
Merry and Frodo stop and look at each other and says, "Uh... Gandalf...."
"Go. Quickly! NOW!" Gandalf yelled.
Frodo and Merry runs over to the outhouse.
"It's the defective fellowship," Legolas says still pushing Aragorn.
Gandalf rolls his eyes and also goes over to the outhouse.
"Boromir! You started a chain reaction Boromir!" Legolas stated.
"So sorry, but when you gotta go you gotta go," Boromir starts to make water noises. He sees that it's not working, so he makes more water noises and makes them louder.
"Boromir. It's not working."
"Yeah it is!" He runs over to the outhouse.
After a while Frodo, Merry, Boromir, and Gandalf all returned.
"Now are we all ready to go?"
"Yes," Legolas said, "I was ready all this time."
Frodo, Merry, and Boromir all nod.
"Yup! A dwarf is always ready!"
"I'm ready!" Sam said.
"Me three!" Pip said.
"Me Four," Frodo said.
"Me five," Merry said.
"Me six," Boromir added.
"We're all ready Gandalf,"
"When's breakfast," You just gotta know that that's Pip.
"You just had a big buffet," Gandalf said.
"Yes, but that was only first breakfast. What about 2nd breakfast?"
"I don't think he knows about 2nd breakfasts," Merry told him.
"WHAT?!" Pip said out of total shockness. "What about elevenses, and luncheon, and after tea and supper and dinner?! He has to know about those!"
Frodo shakes his head, "Just the usual three Pip; breakfast, lunch, and dinner."
"Awwwwww! You got to be kidding me!!" Pip sighs and says with less enthusiasm in his voice, "Well, let's go then."
"All ready ahead of you guys!" Frodo said. Pip runs to catch up.
"Come along Aragorn!" Legolas said and pulled him along.
The camera with legs follows them.
"Strider tell that thing to stop following us!!" Boromir said and ran away from it.
"Huh?" was the only thing that Aragorn said.
"Strider. I think he's afraid of the camera thing," Merry said.
"Camera-thing?" Aragorn asked being totally clueless.
"Yes," Merry sighs and decides to get Frodo instead, "Frodo!"
"What is it Merry?"
"Can you get Gandalf to do something with Strider? He's acting all weird and all."
"I'll see what I can do. GANDALF!!!!"
"What?"
"See! It's the defective fellowship," Legolas said.
"Oh shush up!" That was a mumble from someone, but nobody really knows who. It's spooky!
"Gandalf, can you do something with Strider?" Frodo asked
Gandalf sighs, "Let's see if I can get him back to normal." Gandalf raises his hands and says some words.
"Strider?" Frodo said.
"What?" Strider answered.
"You okay?" Merry asked.
"Of course I'm okay. What are you talking about?"
"Good! Thank goodness!" Frodo said.
Boromir started to squeal, "Look! It's the camera thing!!" The camera thing runs over to Boromir. "Get away from me!" and he starts to hit it.
The camera runs away and over to Gandalf
Gandalf comforts it, "Now now camera. Just leave Boromir alone."
The camera looks down but then zooms in on Gandalf.
"What are you doing?"
The camera zooms in.
"Hey! Camera on Gandalf!" Pip laughed.
"Get away!" Gandalf yelled and Boromir laughed.
The camera runs off, completely... for now that is.
"You hurt it's feeling Gandalf," Gandalf said.
"Sorry, but it was a weird thing."
"Great! It probably ran off to recruit some friends," Merry said.
"It probably did!" Gimli agreed.
"Let's keep moving!" Boromir said.
"Hey that's my line!" Gandalf complained.
"Then say it, old man!"
"Don't call me old man!"
"Oh yeah, and what are you going to do about it old man!"
"Boromir, never start a fight with a wizard," Aragorn warned.
"I'll call you Dorothy from now on," Gandalf threatened.
"What?!" Boromir said half shocked like and half confused like.
"You heard me, DOROTHY!" Okay, so maybe not a threat, but a promise.
"Don't call me that!" Doro... I mean Boromir said.
"Dorothy!" Gandalf made fun.
"That's what the kids in school called me!" Boromir whined, "Stop it!"
Everyone laughs.
"It's not funny!!" Boromir yelled.
"You gonna stop calling me old man, Dorothy?" Gandalf asked.
"Fine! Yes! I'll stop, just as long as you do too!" Boromir made him a deal.
"Okay, everyone that's enough," Gandalf took his deal, "Now let's move it on out!" and he leads the way.
Pip runs up to Gandalf, "Hey Gandalf! We there yet?" Gandalf refuses to answer him, "I'll take that as a no."
Sam comes up beside Frodo, "Hi Mr. Frodo."
"Hello Sam."
Pip runs over and jumps on Aragorn's back, "Piggy-back-ride!!"
Aragorn laughs, "Okay little one."
Pip laughs from on Aragorn's back, "Hi Merry!!" and he waves at him.
Merry thinking that that was no fair at all decides to jump on Boromir's back. He was not expecting it so he wobbled a little.
"Whoa! Little one!" Boromir said.
"Hello Boromir!" Merry exclaimed.
"Hello little one," Boromir said and laughed.
Gandalf turns around and laughs and is so happy that they are all getting along with each other.
Frodo laughs just because he is so happy.
"Frodo, Sam, do either of you want a ride?" Legolas offered.
"I'm fine walking," Sam said.
"Same here," Frodo said.
"Alright," Legolas said.
"Do any of you want a ride?" Frodo said weird like.
Boromir was the one who noticed it, "You okay little one?"
"I'm fine!" Frodo says and falls down.
"MR. FRODO!" Sam runs over to him.
Frodo slowly raises his head, "Water... I need water..."
Sam kneels down beside him and takes out his canteen-thingy, "Right here Mr. Frodo."
Frodo grabs it and drinks it. He then suddenly stands up and feels 110% better, "Thank you!"
"Are you ok now Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked.
TO BE CONTINUED....
Is Mr. Frodo okay? Find out in the next chapter of "Lord of the Rings" same bat channel, same bat time.
Psssstt. What? Wrong show. Huh? Oh yeah. ANYWAYS....
Don't ask me what's wrong with Frodo. Just because he's my character does NOT mean that I know what's wrong with him. And Dorothy? Dorothy!? You know maybe his mom wanted a little girl, so she made him wear pigtails to school all the time and that's why he was called Dorothy? You think? Maybe! I still don't know whom Legolas is telling that this is 'the defective fellowship', to. Hee heee! It gets weird keeeeeepppp reading!! :) Did anyone notice that I have mentioned that I wrote about me not writing Boromir's name write two chapters in a row? Oh dear.