Chapter 15: So, where are these guys gonna stop for the night?
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Okay on to the next chapter!!!
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Okay, don't know what to write up here. But this story will be weird. That
is a promise! J
Frodo sits up slowly.
"You okay little one?" Boromir asked.
Frodo grabs his head, "Yes I think I'm okay. Just a little dehydrated."
"From what?!" Gandalf asked, "We just got to the end of the driveway!"
"Oh boy," Gimli said.
"Jump off little one," Boromir said to Merry.
"Awww," but jumps off anyways.
"Come on little one, get on my back," Boromir told Frodo.
Frodo gets on Boromir's back.
"May we continue now?" Gimli asked.
"All ready," Frodo said.
Everybody follows and some getting rides, heh.
Pip, while riding on Aragorn's back, "We should sing. It'll lighten the load
"Ooooo! I know one!" Boromir shouted. As he opened his mouth to sing Gandalf
raises his hands without being noticed. Boromir sings out, "Some day my
prince will come. Some day we'll fall in love."
All 'the little ones' look at each other and start to laugh.
"Um... that's really nice Boromir," Aragorn said, "But there aren't any
princes around here...except Prince Tree over there" Aragorn motions to Legolas
Legolas, who was not paying attention, says "Huh?"
"GANDALF!!!" Boromir said when he realized that it was Gandalf.
Gandalf laughs and clears his throat, "That's my last one."
"Promise!" Boromir asked.
"Promise," Gandalf said, but crossed his fingers behind his back.
Pip sees it and laughs.
"What are you laughing at little one?" Boromir asked.
Pip just continues to laugh.
Boromir looks around.
"He just got it," Legolas says.
"Just got what?" Boromir asked totally confused.
"The song," Legolas explained to him slowly.
"Ohhhh," Boromir understood.
"Yeah. Hey Pip you didn't break the record..."
"Legolas..." Aragorn warned Legolas and Legolas smiled.
"Break the record. What record?" Frodo asked.
"The record for not getting something really funny. It's currently three
days."
"Oohhh! Who was that?" Merry asked.
"The record holder would not like me to mention his name."
"Was it you Legolas?" Frodo asked.
"No," he answered. "Let me rephrases that. The record holder would not like
me to say it's Aragorn, so I won't tell you it was Aragorn."
"Legolas!!"
Everyone laughs.
Aragorn's face turns red again, "I'll get you for this Legolas!"
Legolas goes over to Gandalf.
"What's up Legolas?"
"Hi Gandalf."
"Hello Legolas."
"See that big, red faced guy over there?" Gandalf nods his head, "He wants
to kill me."
Aragorn growls, "Legolas!"
"Legolas, he's talking to you," Gandalf told him.
"Yeah. I know. He wants to kill me too."
"I'll protect you!" Pushes Legolas towards Aragorn. "Oh no."
"Gandalf help!"
"DON'T KILL HIM!!" Gandalf said with very little enthusiasm.
"Yes Gandalf," Aragorn says, but then says something very quite to
Legomonster, so that he can hear, "Just not yet anyway."
"Jupiter!" Aragorn said.
"Narf!" Gandalf said.
"Zort!" Merry added in.
"Poit!" Frodo decided to add in too.
"Narf?" Pip asked.
"It's not a word," Sam told him.
"Oh!" Pip understood, "Kinda like wobble!"
"Exactly!" Gandalf said.
A lot of foreign language is being spoken here. A little Spanish, German,
Polish, Elfish, and some Gibberish.
Gimli stands back and says, " the Rivendell natives battle it out in their
own language."
Then Legolas says, "Étokenmaineventislost!!"
"What's that supposed to mean Legolas!!??" Aragorn asked, "We are not lost!"
"Who said we were lost?" Gandalf asked.
"Legolas did!" Aragorn pointed.
"You didn't let me finish!" Legolas told him.
"Let him finish Strider!" Frodo demanded.
"Fine."
"I said, 'Étokenmanineventislost ëmanynonsensewordsthatsoundcoolë' " Legolas said.
"Ohhhhhhh!!!" All the little ones said.
"What does that mean?" All the little ones then asked.
"Oh, well that's not much better," Aragorn replied to Legolas.
"What did he say?" Sam asked.
"He said we've lost our minds."
"Yes, I think I saw somebody's running away back there," Gimli said.
The camera suddenly runs back in.
Gandalf and Boromir both scream, "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Hey! It's the camera-thing," Pip says who is still on Aragorn's back.
Camera trots over to Legomonster.
"Very good analyzes Pip!"
Legolas looks at the camera and screams, "Boo!!"
The camera jumps back and runs off.
All the little ones and Gandalf laugh.
"I think it was your face that scared him," Boromir said and laughed at his
own joke.
"That wasn't very nice!" Someone said.
"So Gandalf, are we there yet?" Pip asked.
"NOOOO!!!" Gandalf said for the last time, "I shall tell thee when we get
there!"
All the little ones look at each other in confusion and say, "Thee?" and
they all shrug.
"Well, you're lucky little one, you get a ride," Legolas says to Pip.
"Yeah, he's not as heavy as some," Aragorn says. "But anyways, when are we
going to stop for the night?"
"How about now?" Gandalf asked.
"YEAH!" was everyone's response.
"Too bad we can't sleep on a nice bed." Frodo said.
"Why not?" Gandalf raises both his hands and produces a Holiday Inn. "It's not really the Ritz, but it's as good as a place as any."
Okay, Legomonster is Legolas. Don't you just love all 'the little ones'
phrases I put in there. Can a camera really get scared? NO! Don't you
understand your own stories? Oh dear! STOP YELLING AT ME! (Don't mind my multiple personalities.) Thee? Thee?! THEE?! They are in Middle EARTH not MIDEVIL times. (I am just yelling at myself. Multiple personalities again.) Holiday inn! Hee hee! Do they get little mints on their beds?! :)
mwhahahahaha! what did Legolas say? well, he said many non sense words that sound cool! Why? Because. I don't know, you'll have to ask him. - L
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Okay on to the next chapter!!!
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Okay, don't know what to write up here. But this story will be weird. That
is a promise! J
Frodo sits up slowly.
"You okay little one?" Boromir asked.
Frodo grabs his head, "Yes I think I'm okay. Just a little dehydrated."
"From what?!" Gandalf asked, "We just got to the end of the driveway!"
"Oh boy," Gimli said.
"Jump off little one," Boromir said to Merry.
"Awww," but jumps off anyways.
"Come on little one, get on my back," Boromir told Frodo.
Frodo gets on Boromir's back.
"May we continue now?" Gimli asked.
"All ready," Frodo said.
Everybody follows and some getting rides, heh.
Pip, while riding on Aragorn's back, "We should sing. It'll lighten the load
"Ooooo! I know one!" Boromir shouted. As he opened his mouth to sing Gandalf
raises his hands without being noticed. Boromir sings out, "Some day my
prince will come. Some day we'll fall in love."
All 'the little ones' look at each other and start to laugh.
"Um... that's really nice Boromir," Aragorn said, "But there aren't any
princes around here...except Prince Tree over there" Aragorn motions to Legolas
Legolas, who was not paying attention, says "Huh?"
"GANDALF!!!" Boromir said when he realized that it was Gandalf.
Gandalf laughs and clears his throat, "That's my last one."
"Promise!" Boromir asked.
"Promise," Gandalf said, but crossed his fingers behind his back.
Pip sees it and laughs.
"What are you laughing at little one?" Boromir asked.
Pip just continues to laugh.
Boromir looks around.
"He just got it," Legolas says.
"Just got what?" Boromir asked totally confused.
"The song," Legolas explained to him slowly.
"Ohhhh," Boromir understood.
"Yeah. Hey Pip you didn't break the record..."
"Legolas..." Aragorn warned Legolas and Legolas smiled.
"Break the record. What record?" Frodo asked.
"The record for not getting something really funny. It's currently three
days."
"Oohhh! Who was that?" Merry asked.
"The record holder would not like me to mention his name."
"Was it you Legolas?" Frodo asked.
"No," he answered. "Let me rephrases that. The record holder would not like
me to say it's Aragorn, so I won't tell you it was Aragorn."
"Legolas!!"
Everyone laughs.
Aragorn's face turns red again, "I'll get you for this Legolas!"
Legolas goes over to Gandalf.
"What's up Legolas?"
"Hi Gandalf."
"Hello Legolas."
"See that big, red faced guy over there?" Gandalf nods his head, "He wants
to kill me."
Aragorn growls, "Legolas!"
"Legolas, he's talking to you," Gandalf told him.
"Yeah. I know. He wants to kill me too."
"I'll protect you!" Pushes Legolas towards Aragorn. "Oh no."
"Gandalf help!"
"DON'T KILL HIM!!" Gandalf said with very little enthusiasm.
"Yes Gandalf," Aragorn says, but then says something very quite to
Legomonster, so that he can hear, "Just not yet anyway."
"Jupiter!" Aragorn said.
"Narf!" Gandalf said.
"Zort!" Merry added in.
"Poit!" Frodo decided to add in too.
"Narf?" Pip asked.
"It's not a word," Sam told him.
"Oh!" Pip understood, "Kinda like wobble!"
"Exactly!" Gandalf said.
A lot of foreign language is being spoken here. A little Spanish, German,
Polish, Elfish, and some Gibberish.
Gimli stands back and says, " the Rivendell natives battle it out in their
own language."
Then Legolas says, "Étokenmaineventislost!!"
"What's that supposed to mean Legolas!!??" Aragorn asked, "We are not lost!"
"Who said we were lost?" Gandalf asked.
"Legolas did!" Aragorn pointed.
"You didn't let me finish!" Legolas told him.
"Let him finish Strider!" Frodo demanded.
"Fine."
"I said, 'Étokenmanineventislost ëmanynonsensewordsthatsoundcoolë' " Legolas said.
"Ohhhhhhh!!!" All the little ones said.
"What does that mean?" All the little ones then asked.
"Oh, well that's not much better," Aragorn replied to Legolas.
"What did he say?" Sam asked.
"He said we've lost our minds."
"Yes, I think I saw somebody's running away back there," Gimli said.
The camera suddenly runs back in.
Gandalf and Boromir both scream, "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Hey! It's the camera-thing," Pip says who is still on Aragorn's back.
Camera trots over to Legomonster.
"Very good analyzes Pip!"
Legolas looks at the camera and screams, "Boo!!"
The camera jumps back and runs off.
All the little ones and Gandalf laugh.
"I think it was your face that scared him," Boromir said and laughed at his
own joke.
"That wasn't very nice!" Someone said.
"So Gandalf, are we there yet?" Pip asked.
"NOOOO!!!" Gandalf said for the last time, "I shall tell thee when we get
there!"
All the little ones look at each other in confusion and say, "Thee?" and
they all shrug.
"Well, you're lucky little one, you get a ride," Legolas says to Pip.
"Yeah, he's not as heavy as some," Aragorn says. "But anyways, when are we
going to stop for the night?"
"How about now?" Gandalf asked.
"YEAH!" was everyone's response.
"Too bad we can't sleep on a nice bed." Frodo said.
"Why not?" Gandalf raises both his hands and produces a Holiday Inn. "It's not really the Ritz, but it's as good as a place as any."
Okay, Legomonster is Legolas. Don't you just love all 'the little ones'
phrases I put in there. Can a camera really get scared? NO! Don't you
understand your own stories? Oh dear! STOP YELLING AT ME! (Don't mind my multiple personalities.) Thee? Thee?! THEE?! They are in Middle EARTH not MIDEVIL times. (I am just yelling at myself. Multiple personalities again.) Holiday inn! Hee hee! Do they get little mints on their beds?! :)
mwhahahahaha! what did Legolas say? well, he said many non sense words that sound cool! Why? Because. I don't know, you'll have to ask him. - L