Akita Inu: I DON'T own Slayers or any of these songs. I wish I could...
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Akita: Welcome in "Singin' Stars Show"!!!
Audience: *applause*
Akita: At the beginning I'd like to say, what is it all about. So, everyday we invite heroes and heroines from diffrent stories. Than, in order to win one of the three prizes, they choose a ball, which has a title of song inside. The person, who manages to sing a song from the begening to the end wins. And today our guests are
Lina Inverse !!!!!
Audience: *applouse*
Goury Gabriev !!!!
Audience: *applouse*
Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune !!!
Audience: *applouse*
Zelgadisss Graywords !!!
Audience: *applouse*
and Filia Ul Copt from the SLAYERS!!!!
Audience: *applouse*
Akita: So, let's..
Xellos: *appears* Hay, you forgot about me!!
Akita: No, I didn't. *checks list* You're not on the list!!
Xellos: But I AM the character from the Slayers!!!
Akita: All right, all right... You'll be the last... OK, let's st...
Lina: Prizes!!
Akita: What?
Lina: What are the prizes??!!
Akita: Oh, I almost forgot. Now, I'll say about 3 diffrent prizes and you'l have to choose one of them. So, the 1st prize is...
Lina & co: YES????
Akita: 1 TONE OF FOOD!!!
Lina & Gourry: YEAAAAAAaHHHH!!!
Zelgadis: I'ts stupid...
Akita: 2nd it's... POISSION CHANGING CHIMERA INTO HUMAN!!!
Zelgadis: WHAAAAAAT?? How did you get it?? Where?? Oh, mayby it's not that stupid as I thought...
Amelia:*thinking* And if Mr Zelgadis won't win this prize, I would do it...*blush*
Akita: And the 3rd prize is... "GET RID OF SOMEBODY SPELL"!!!
Filia: FINALLY!! Something for me!!
Xellos: I'm sorry my little dragon, but I'll win that spell
Filia: Oh yeach? What for??
Lina: Good question...
Xellos: Sore wa...
*whack*
*punch*
*thumpf*
*boom*
*kick*
Xellos: All right... I'll say... My Lord wanted me to get it...*collapse*
Akita: SHall we start?? Lina, you're first. Chose one of them...
*Lina goes to the big yellow box full of pink balls and choses one of them*
Akita: Ok, no give it to me...*opens the ball and looks at the small piece of paper*
Lina: No matter what the song is... I'll only have to sing it to the end...:D
Akita: Whoo... the song title is...*silence*
Lina: Yeach??
Akita: The song title is... "Objection"!!! Here are the lyrics...
Lina: *singing* It's not...
Akita: Hay, wait for the music!!! And you must know, that you CAN'T STOP singing, or you'll be disqualified.
Lina: Okey, okey... preper the food, cuz I'LL WIN!!!
Akita: Ready, set.... GO!!
*music starts*
Lina: *singing*
It's not her fault that she's so irresistible
But all the damage she's caused is unfixable
Gourry: It's about Lina??
Lina: *singing*
Every twenty seconds you repeat her name
But when it comes to me you don't care
If I'm alive or dead, so
Objection
I don't want to be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
Love is for free and
I'm not your mother
Gourry: You're not???
Lina: *singing*
But you don't even bother
Objection
I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
Zelgadis: I don't think she can dance...
Gourry: What traingle??
Lina: *angry, but still singing*
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way
I've got to get away
Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal...
WHAAAAAAAT??? I LOOK MINIMAL??? AHHHHHHH!!! FIREBALL!!!!
Akita: *trying to stifle the fire* I'm sorry, but you aborted...
Lina: It's beacouse of that stupid song!!
Akita: But you've chosen it... So bye bye...
*embarressed Lina sits on the chair*
Akita: So, our next participant is... Goury!
Gourry: What?
Akita: Choose on of these balls
Gourry: What balls??
Akita: *points at the big blue box full of yellow balls* THESE??
Gourry: What for???
Akita: DON'T TALK, JUST CHOOSE!!!
Gourry: *pics one of balls and gives it to Akita*
Akita: Good, *opens the ball* Your song will be... "How you remind me"!!
Gourry: Remind what??
Akita: Just sing!!! Ready... stedy.. GO!!!
*music*
Gourry: *singing*
Never made it as a wise man
Lina: HIM??? WISE???? Buahahahahah...
Gourry: *singing*
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'
Tired of livin' like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feelin
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
Zelgadis: He's surely singing about Lina...
Lina: WHAT???!!!
Gourry: *singing*
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'
I've been wrong, I've been down
Been to the bottom of every bottle
Amelia: He's kinda too big to fit into the bottle...
Gourry: *singing*
These five words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no
It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I still do
Amelia: I KNEW!!! I ALWAYS KNEW ABOUT YOU!!!
Lina: *blush* Shut up....
Gourry: *singing*
It must have been so bad
Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you
Lina: He's killing me still..
Gourry: *singing*
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am...
*saying* Hay, Lina who I really am???
Lina: ARGHHHHH!!!! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST IDIOT I EVER SAW!!! YOU'VE LOST OUR PRIZE!!!
Gourry: I am??
Akita: Well, Gourry, I'm afraid she's right...
Gourry: I really am an idiot???
Akita: ()-_-... I was talking abut song... You've stopped singing.. I guess you've lost...
Gourry: So I won't get one tone of food??
Akita: No.
Gourry: Aww...
Akita: So, next is Amelia... Chose one of the balls, please... *thinking* I't begining to be streanous job...*
Amelia: *chooses on of white balls from pink box* Why do you always change balls?? Why can't we pick songs from one box???
Akita: *kindda nervous* Couse... Well... Um... Oh, your song title is.....
*silence*
Akita: "SKIN ON SKIN"
Amelia: OH my GOD!! I won't sing THIS!!
Akita: Why??
Amelia: Look at the title!!! It's... it's...
Akita: So you quit?? You don't want to win a prize???
Amelia: I want but... I... OK... I'll do it *think* everything for you, Mr Zelgadis....
Akita: So, here are the lyrics...
*music*
Amelia: *singing*
Just a little bit more love
Just a little bit more passion
This is how it should begin
Skin on skin *blush*
Zelgadis: *blush*
Amelia: *singing*
If you leave me now
Telling me you failed somwhow
Better think it all over
Just as long as love´s around
Gourry: *looks at blushing Amelia and Zel* Hay, Lina, why are they so red???
Zelgadis: I'm not.
Lina: Hay, you're right!! They ARE!!
Zelgadis: No, I'm not.
Amelia: *still singing*
Here´s a true romance
Be aware and take your chance
Tomorrow I´m gonna leave you
But I am here for you tonight... *blush*
Lina: Wooooo...Zel, I didn't know that you and Amelia...
Zelgadis: *blush* Shut up..
Gourry: They are still red.
Zelgadis: No, I'm not.
Amelia: *singing*
Every single day I want you to know
My love is true
So baby let me show you what to do
Just a little more love
Just a little bit more passion
This is how it should begin
Skin on... *stops singing* NOOOOOo!!! I WON'T SING THAT!!! IT'S...HENTAI!!!
Akita: As your wish... You lost. I'm so sorry...*think* 3 went, 3 left* Zel, you're next!
Zelgadis: That's stupid, but if I win I'll be back to normal...All right...*chosess one blue ball from beige box*
Akita: *gets the ball and opens it* Oh, I think you'll like it...
Zelgadis: I'm scared.
Akita: Song title is.... BLUE!!
Zelgadis: Oh my god...
Akita: Or "Da Ba Dee"!! Here are the lyrics
Zelgadis: Here we go...
*music*
Zelgadis: *singing*
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Lina: Like him...
Zelgadis: *singing*
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
Gourry: Himself...
Zelgadis: *singing*
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa...
*saying* No, it's stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
Akita: Oll right, you know, that you lost your prize....
Zelgadis: Dammit...
Akita: And next is Filia!!
Filia: Yes!!
Xellos: Oh no...
Filia: WHAAAAT?!
Xellos: I can stand everything exept of you - singing
Filia: Why you...
*whack*
*punch*
*thumpf*
*boom*
*kick*
Filia: OK, he'll be quiet for few moments...*gets one gold ball from white box and gives it to Akita*
Akita: *reads* Oh, your song is... STUCK!!
Filia: I don't know it...
Akita: Don't mind... Here are he lyrics
Filia: Reads it's kindda...weird!!
Akita: Want to have "Get rid of somebody" spell??
Filia: All right, I'll do it...
*music*
Xellos: Oh my head... Did I miss something??
Filia: Grrrrr
Akita: Sing, r you'll loose!!
Filia: *singing*
I can't get out of bed today
Lina: Wooooo...
Filia: *singing*
Or get you off my mind
I just can't seem to find a way
To leave this love behind
I ain't trippin
I'm just missing
You know what I'm saying
You know what I need
Xellos: I know...
Filia: *singing*
You can't be hanging on a string
While you make me cry
I try to give you everything
But you just gave me lies
Lina: She's surely singing about Xellos ^O^
Filia: *singing* *blush*
Every now and then
When I'm all alone
I'll be wishing you will call me on the telephone
Say you want me back
But you never do
I feel like such a fool
Xellos: Couse you are...
Filia: *smash but don't stop singing*
There's nothing I can do..
I'm such a fool
For you
I can't take it
What am I waiting for?
I'm still breaking
I miss you even more
And I can't fake it
The way I could be for
I hate you but I love you
Amelia: I KNEW!!! I ALWAYS KNEW!!
Filia: *singing* *blush*
I can't stop thinking of you
It's true
I'm stuck on you
Xellos: I knew it...
Filia: *singing*
Now love's a broken record that's
Been skipping in my head
I keep singing yesterday
Xellos: That's why I had nightmares...
Amelia: I thought that you don't have to sleep?
Xellos: Uhm... nevermind...
Filia: *singing*
Why we've got to play these games we play?
Xellos: We don't have to... We can just say about that night when we...
Filia: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!! You promised that you won't tell it!!!
Xellos: I do?
Filia: ARRGGGHHH!!!!
Akita: I'm sorry, but you...
Filia: SHUT UP!!! I'LL KILL HIM!!!
Akita: Oh my God... SECURITY!!!!
*security ties, gags and sits Filia on the chair*
Akita: Phew.. it's beginning to be dangerous...Xellos, you're last. Come here, please.
Xellos: I'm here. *takes one purple ball from black box*
Akita: OK, your song is... HALLELUJAH!!!
Xellos: Oh God... All right, I'll have to sing this... I must get that spell...
Akita: Lyrics, music *music*, SING!!!
Xellos:*deep breath and starts singing*
Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
*look at Filia*
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Hallelujah Hallelujah
*Filia tries to free herself*
Hallelujah Hallelujah
Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Lina: Woooooo, Xellos...
Xellos:*singing*
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew her
She tied you
To a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah *blush*
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Baby, I've been here before
I know this room, I've walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you *blush*
Gourry: He's red too...
Xellos:*singing*
I've seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
There was a time you let me know
What's really going on below
But now you never show it to me, do you
I remember when I moved in you
The holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah *blush*
Lina & co: O_O
Filia:*finally frees herself, removes gag* You *peeeep* PROMISED NOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!!!!!
Akita: It's beginning to be dangerous...
Xellos:*singing*
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Maybe there's a God above
And all I ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
It's not a cry you can hear at night
Filia:*stands up and picks her mace*
Xellos:*singing*
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Filia: *jumps and hits Xellos with her mace*
*smash*
Hallelujah,
*punch*
Hallelujah
*kick*
Hallelujah,
*thumpf*
Hallelujah
*booomm*
Hallelujah
*smash* *punch*
Xellos: *not singing* Aww... that hurts... BUT I WON!!!!
Akita: Nope. I'm sorry, but you forgot about one "Hallelujah"
Xellos: WHAT??!! *looks at the lyrics* NOOOOOO!!!!
Filia: Hahahah!!!
Akita: It seems that nobody won...
Xellos: So I'll have to get that spell myself...
Filia: No, beacouse I'LL GET IT !!!
Lina: AND I'LL TAKE THE FOOD!!
Gourry: NO, YOU WON'T!!!
Lina: YES I WOULD!!!
*Lina, Gourry, Filia and Xellos dart upon Akita*
Akita: Oh, NOT AGAIN!!! HEEEEEELP!!!
Zelgadis: *standing next to Amelia* If everyone is busy I think that nobody would see when I'll get that poission...
Amelia: Mr Zelgadis!!!
Zelgadis: Ok, I was ony joking... What do you think about going for a dinner?
Amelia: With plesure...*blush*
Zelgadis: And what about going somewhere after it? *blush*
Amelia: *blush*
Zelgadis: I'll take it as 'Yes'
*Zel and Amelia go away*
*the rest of Slayers cast fights with Akita trying to get prizes*
Akita: Oh, please, END THAT SHOW!!!
THE END
Akita: Thanks...
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Oh my God... what did I do?? I can't write... I'm funny only when I speak... And one more thing - English isn't my national language, so tell me about my mistakes... OK?? And of course R&R !!!
Akita
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Akita: Welcome in "Singin' Stars Show"!!!
Audience: *applause*
Akita: At the beginning I'd like to say, what is it all about. So, everyday we invite heroes and heroines from diffrent stories. Than, in order to win one of the three prizes, they choose a ball, which has a title of song inside. The person, who manages to sing a song from the begening to the end wins. And today our guests are
Lina Inverse !!!!!
Audience: *applouse*
Goury Gabriev !!!!
Audience: *applouse*
Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune !!!
Audience: *applouse*
Zelgadisss Graywords !!!
Audience: *applouse*
and Filia Ul Copt from the SLAYERS!!!!
Audience: *applouse*
Akita: So, let's..
Xellos: *appears* Hay, you forgot about me!!
Akita: No, I didn't. *checks list* You're not on the list!!
Xellos: But I AM the character from the Slayers!!!
Akita: All right, all right... You'll be the last... OK, let's st...
Lina: Prizes!!
Akita: What?
Lina: What are the prizes??!!
Akita: Oh, I almost forgot. Now, I'll say about 3 diffrent prizes and you'l have to choose one of them. So, the 1st prize is...
Lina & co: YES????
Akita: 1 TONE OF FOOD!!!
Lina & Gourry: YEAAAAAAaHHHH!!!
Zelgadis: I'ts stupid...
Akita: 2nd it's... POISSION CHANGING CHIMERA INTO HUMAN!!!
Zelgadis: WHAAAAAAT?? How did you get it?? Where?? Oh, mayby it's not that stupid as I thought...
Amelia:*thinking* And if Mr Zelgadis won't win this prize, I would do it...*blush*
Akita: And the 3rd prize is... "GET RID OF SOMEBODY SPELL"!!!
Filia: FINALLY!! Something for me!!
Xellos: I'm sorry my little dragon, but I'll win that spell
Filia: Oh yeach? What for??
Lina: Good question...
Xellos: Sore wa...
*whack*
*punch*
*thumpf*
*boom*
*kick*
Xellos: All right... I'll say... My Lord wanted me to get it...*collapse*
Akita: SHall we start?? Lina, you're first. Chose one of them...
*Lina goes to the big yellow box full of pink balls and choses one of them*
Akita: Ok, no give it to me...*opens the ball and looks at the small piece of paper*
Lina: No matter what the song is... I'll only have to sing it to the end...:D
Akita: Whoo... the song title is...*silence*
Lina: Yeach??
Akita: The song title is... "Objection"!!! Here are the lyrics...
Lina: *singing* It's not...
Akita: Hay, wait for the music!!! And you must know, that you CAN'T STOP singing, or you'll be disqualified.
Lina: Okey, okey... preper the food, cuz I'LL WIN!!!
Akita: Ready, set.... GO!!
*music starts*
Lina: *singing*
It's not her fault that she's so irresistible
But all the damage she's caused is unfixable
Gourry: It's about Lina??
Lina: *singing*
Every twenty seconds you repeat her name
But when it comes to me you don't care
If I'm alive or dead, so
Objection
I don't want to be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
Love is for free and
I'm not your mother
Gourry: You're not???
Lina: *singing*
But you don't even bother
Objection
I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
Zelgadis: I don't think she can dance...
Gourry: What traingle??
Lina: *angry, but still singing*
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way
I've got to get away
Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal...
WHAAAAAAAT??? I LOOK MINIMAL??? AHHHHHHH!!! FIREBALL!!!!
Akita: *trying to stifle the fire* I'm sorry, but you aborted...
Lina: It's beacouse of that stupid song!!
Akita: But you've chosen it... So bye bye...
*embarressed Lina sits on the chair*
Akita: So, our next participant is... Goury!
Gourry: What?
Akita: Choose on of these balls
Gourry: What balls??
Akita: *points at the big blue box full of yellow balls* THESE??
Gourry: What for???
Akita: DON'T TALK, JUST CHOOSE!!!
Gourry: *pics one of balls and gives it to Akita*
Akita: Good, *opens the ball* Your song will be... "How you remind me"!!
Gourry: Remind what??
Akita: Just sing!!! Ready... stedy.. GO!!!
*music*
Gourry: *singing*
Never made it as a wise man
Lina: HIM??? WISE???? Buahahahahah...
Gourry: *singing*
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'
Tired of livin' like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feelin
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
Zelgadis: He's surely singing about Lina...
Lina: WHAT???!!!
Gourry: *singing*
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'
I've been wrong, I've been down
Been to the bottom of every bottle
Amelia: He's kinda too big to fit into the bottle...
Gourry: *singing*
These five words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no
It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I still do
Amelia: I KNEW!!! I ALWAYS KNEW ABOUT YOU!!!
Lina: *blush* Shut up....
Gourry: *singing*
It must have been so bad
Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you
Lina: He's killing me still..
Gourry: *singing*
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am...
*saying* Hay, Lina who I really am???
Lina: ARGHHHHH!!!! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST IDIOT I EVER SAW!!! YOU'VE LOST OUR PRIZE!!!
Gourry: I am??
Akita: Well, Gourry, I'm afraid she's right...
Gourry: I really am an idiot???
Akita: ()-_-... I was talking abut song... You've stopped singing.. I guess you've lost...
Gourry: So I won't get one tone of food??
Akita: No.
Gourry: Aww...
Akita: So, next is Amelia... Chose one of the balls, please... *thinking* I't begining to be streanous job...*
Amelia: *chooses on of white balls from pink box* Why do you always change balls?? Why can't we pick songs from one box???
Akita: *kindda nervous* Couse... Well... Um... Oh, your song title is.....
*silence*
Akita: "SKIN ON SKIN"
Amelia: OH my GOD!! I won't sing THIS!!
Akita: Why??
Amelia: Look at the title!!! It's... it's...
Akita: So you quit?? You don't want to win a prize???
Amelia: I want but... I... OK... I'll do it *think* everything for you, Mr Zelgadis....
Akita: So, here are the lyrics...
*music*
Amelia: *singing*
Just a little bit more love
Just a little bit more passion
This is how it should begin
Skin on skin *blush*
Zelgadis: *blush*
Amelia: *singing*
If you leave me now
Telling me you failed somwhow
Better think it all over
Just as long as love´s around
Gourry: *looks at blushing Amelia and Zel* Hay, Lina, why are they so red???
Zelgadis: I'm not.
Lina: Hay, you're right!! They ARE!!
Zelgadis: No, I'm not.
Amelia: *still singing*
Here´s a true romance
Be aware and take your chance
Tomorrow I´m gonna leave you
But I am here for you tonight... *blush*
Lina: Wooooo...Zel, I didn't know that you and Amelia...
Zelgadis: *blush* Shut up..
Gourry: They are still red.
Zelgadis: No, I'm not.
Amelia: *singing*
Every single day I want you to know
My love is true
So baby let me show you what to do
Just a little more love
Just a little bit more passion
This is how it should begin
Skin on... *stops singing* NOOOOOo!!! I WON'T SING THAT!!! IT'S...HENTAI!!!
Akita: As your wish... You lost. I'm so sorry...*think* 3 went, 3 left* Zel, you're next!
Zelgadis: That's stupid, but if I win I'll be back to normal...All right...*chosess one blue ball from beige box*
Akita: *gets the ball and opens it* Oh, I think you'll like it...
Zelgadis: I'm scared.
Akita: Song title is.... BLUE!!
Zelgadis: Oh my god...
Akita: Or "Da Ba Dee"!! Here are the lyrics
Zelgadis: Here we go...
*music*
Zelgadis: *singing*
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Lina: Like him...
Zelgadis: *singing*
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
Gourry: Himself...
Zelgadis: *singing*
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa...
*saying* No, it's stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
Akita: Oll right, you know, that you lost your prize....
Zelgadis: Dammit...
Akita: And next is Filia!!
Filia: Yes!!
Xellos: Oh no...
Filia: WHAAAAT?!
Xellos: I can stand everything exept of you - singing
Filia: Why you...
*whack*
*punch*
*thumpf*
*boom*
*kick*
Filia: OK, he'll be quiet for few moments...*gets one gold ball from white box and gives it to Akita*
Akita: *reads* Oh, your song is... STUCK!!
Filia: I don't know it...
Akita: Don't mind... Here are he lyrics
Filia: Reads it's kindda...weird!!
Akita: Want to have "Get rid of somebody" spell??
Filia: All right, I'll do it...
*music*
Xellos: Oh my head... Did I miss something??
Filia: Grrrrr
Akita: Sing, r you'll loose!!
Filia: *singing*
I can't get out of bed today
Lina: Wooooo...
Filia: *singing*
Or get you off my mind
I just can't seem to find a way
To leave this love behind
I ain't trippin
I'm just missing
You know what I'm saying
You know what I need
Xellos: I know...
Filia: *singing*
You can't be hanging on a string
While you make me cry
I try to give you everything
But you just gave me lies
Lina: She's surely singing about Xellos ^O^
Filia: *singing* *blush*
Every now and then
When I'm all alone
I'll be wishing you will call me on the telephone
Say you want me back
But you never do
I feel like such a fool
Xellos: Couse you are...
Filia: *smash but don't stop singing*
There's nothing I can do..
I'm such a fool
For you
I can't take it
What am I waiting for?
I'm still breaking
I miss you even more
And I can't fake it
The way I could be for
I hate you but I love you
Amelia: I KNEW!!! I ALWAYS KNEW!!
Filia: *singing* *blush*
I can't stop thinking of you
It's true
I'm stuck on you
Xellos: I knew it...
Filia: *singing*
Now love's a broken record that's
Been skipping in my head
I keep singing yesterday
Xellos: That's why I had nightmares...
Amelia: I thought that you don't have to sleep?
Xellos: Uhm... nevermind...
Filia: *singing*
Why we've got to play these games we play?
Xellos: We don't have to... We can just say about that night when we...
Filia: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!! You promised that you won't tell it!!!
Xellos: I do?
Filia: ARRGGGHHH!!!!
Akita: I'm sorry, but you...
Filia: SHUT UP!!! I'LL KILL HIM!!!
Akita: Oh my God... SECURITY!!!!
*security ties, gags and sits Filia on the chair*
Akita: Phew.. it's beginning to be dangerous...Xellos, you're last. Come here, please.
Xellos: I'm here. *takes one purple ball from black box*
Akita: OK, your song is... HALLELUJAH!!!
Xellos: Oh God... All right, I'll have to sing this... I must get that spell...
Akita: Lyrics, music *music*, SING!!!
Xellos:*deep breath and starts singing*
Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
*look at Filia*
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Hallelujah Hallelujah
*Filia tries to free herself*
Hallelujah Hallelujah
Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Lina: Woooooo, Xellos...
Xellos:*singing*
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew her
She tied you
To a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah *blush*
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Baby, I've been here before
I know this room, I've walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you *blush*
Gourry: He's red too...
Xellos:*singing*
I've seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
There was a time you let me know
What's really going on below
But now you never show it to me, do you
I remember when I moved in you
The holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah *blush*
Lina & co: O_O
Filia:*finally frees herself, removes gag* You *peeeep* PROMISED NOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!!!!!
Akita: It's beginning to be dangerous...
Xellos:*singing*
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Maybe there's a God above
And all I ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
It's not a cry you can hear at night
Filia:*stands up and picks her mace*
Xellos:*singing*
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Filia: *jumps and hits Xellos with her mace*
*smash*
Hallelujah,
*punch*
Hallelujah
*kick*
Hallelujah,
*thumpf*
Hallelujah
*booomm*
Hallelujah
*smash* *punch*
Xellos: *not singing* Aww... that hurts... BUT I WON!!!!
Akita: Nope. I'm sorry, but you forgot about one "Hallelujah"
Xellos: WHAT??!! *looks at the lyrics* NOOOOOO!!!!
Filia: Hahahah!!!
Akita: It seems that nobody won...
Xellos: So I'll have to get that spell myself...
Filia: No, beacouse I'LL GET IT !!!
Lina: AND I'LL TAKE THE FOOD!!
Gourry: NO, YOU WON'T!!!
Lina: YES I WOULD!!!
*Lina, Gourry, Filia and Xellos dart upon Akita*
Akita: Oh, NOT AGAIN!!! HEEEEEELP!!!
Zelgadis: *standing next to Amelia* If everyone is busy I think that nobody would see when I'll get that poission...
Amelia: Mr Zelgadis!!!
Zelgadis: Ok, I was ony joking... What do you think about going for a dinner?
Amelia: With plesure...*blush*
Zelgadis: And what about going somewhere after it? *blush*
Amelia: *blush*
Zelgadis: I'll take it as 'Yes'
*Zel and Amelia go away*
*the rest of Slayers cast fights with Akita trying to get prizes*
Akita: Oh, please, END THAT SHOW!!!
THE END
Akita: Thanks...
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Oh my God... what did I do?? I can't write... I'm funny only when I speak... And one more thing - English isn't my national language, so tell me about my mistakes... OK?? And of course R&R !!!
Akita