Chapter 18: I call this one... The War between Geeks and dorks.
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Author note: LOOKS WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!!! Dances around.
NOTE: Things between *** are said VERY VERY LOUDLY!!!
Things between the ~...~ are supposed to be spoken in Elvissh.
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
So lets see what happens when they wake up? Can it be a normal morning? I THINK NOT!!! Let's take a peek and see what happens.
Merry wakes up and screams, "I was visited by the mint fairy!!!!!!!!"
Pippen was still half asleep, "That's nice Merry."
Merry being very unhappy about the reaction he got from Pip he said, "Look Pip!!"
"That's nice Merry."
"Look at all the mints I got!!!!" he runs over to Pips room to show him. "See look!!!" Pip is not looking and Merry sees that, "You're not LOOKING!!!!"
Suddenly Pip realizes what they are and jumps up, "MINTS!!!"
"That's what I said!"
"Ooooo!" Pip said excitedly.
Merry drops them on the floor and goes after them, "Mints!!!" He starts to throw them in the air.
Pip dives into them, "MINTS!!"
Gandalf shows up, "Who won the lottery?"
"Merry did," Pippin said.
Frodo comes into the room, "Wow!! Merry was visited by the Mint Fairy! Lucky fellow!!"
Boromir enters too, "It was probably supposed to be the tooth fairy for Aragorn because of him hitting the floor."
Frodo was confused and looked at him, "What?"
Legolas laughs, "Probably." Legolas pauses and then says, "The same thing happened once in Rivendell. Lord Elrond told me. He heard a thud in the middle of the night and thought that there was an attack." Frodo starts to laugh, "And he ran into Aragorn's room and he was laying next to the wall on the floor. Lord Elrond never let him live it down.
Frodo, Gandalf, and Boromir started to laugh their heads off.
Pip laughs too.
Sam finally enters the room. He yawns and asks, "What is everyone laughing at?
"Strider," Frodo answers him.
"What about him?" Sam asks.
"Never mind. It's a loooonnngg story."
"Oh okay."
"Should we get Aragorn and Gimli up, Gandalf?" Legolas asks.
"Go ahead," Gandalf said, "If it's one thing that I learned, it's don't wake up a Dwarf." Gandalf pauses, "Oops did I say that out loud?"
Legolas laughs and says, "I'll get Aragorn!"
"What if we just scream really loud and that'll hopefully get them up." Frodo suggested.
"Good luck Master Frodo," Legolas says, "I'll be back," and he leaves.
Frodo clears his throat, "***AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THERE'S AN ATTACK!!!!!!!***" and he continues to scream.
Gimli runs into the room, "WHERE!?!?!?"
"One down. One to go."
Meanwhile...
"Hey Aragorn, it's time to get up."
Aragorn swats at Legolas, "Go away."
"Come on. Up!"
Aragorn, "zzzzzzzzzz"
Meanwhile... (Again)
Gandalf looks at his watch, "I am not a patient man.
"Here have a mint!" Frodo offers him.
"You guys have mints?! Why didn't you tell me!?" He dives in!
Back to Aragorn and Legolas...
~"Estel morning has come!"~ Legolas says sternly.
Aragorn half asleep, "Elrond?"
"No Legolas, get up!"
Aragorn finally gets up, "Fine!"
"Come on."
Aragorn gets out of bed and the two goes to where ever everyone else is.
"Hey! You did it Legomonster!!"
"Good job!" Frodo congratulated him. "I was quicker though."
Gandalf holds up a mint, "Mint?"
"Yes, Gandalf, that is a mint," Legolas said with a little hint of laughter.
"Oh my gosh! I am asking you if you WANT the mint!"
Frodo falls over laughing and starts to roll around on the floor.
Boromir looked at Frodo, "What is the little one doing?"
"He's laughing, Boromir," Gimli said. "Isn't it obvious?"
"He's laughing! You got a problem with that you big dork!" Merry asked.
Aragorn laughs, "Boromir is a dork!"
"What are you laughing at, you GEEK!!
Aragorn still laughs, "Dork!"
"GEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!" That was Boromir.
"So Boromir, you're not going to snore like that EVERY night are you?" Aragorn asked.
"Depends."
"Depends on what?" Aragorn asked.
"Depends if you can go through a night without walking into the wall."
"Uh, question," Frodo said, raising his hand, "What does that have to do with you?"
"Everything!" Boromir answered him.
"Care to explain?" Frodo asked.
Boromir's way of avoiding the question was saying, "Ooooo! Mints!" and grabs them.
Frodo shakes his head, "Humans."
Legolas rolls his eyes, "Men..."
"So when are we leaving?" Frodo asked.
"Soon," Gandalf answered him.
"Any headaches this morning Estel?" Legolas asked.
"No... why?" Aragorn was confused. Frodo starts to laugh. Aragorn continues to speak, "What?" Legolas bursts out laughing too. Then merry. Then Pip. Sam yawns. "WHAT?!" he turns to Gandalf who is not laughing, yet. "Gandalf, what are they laughing at?"
"I don't know," Gandalf says and then starts to laugh.
"It's a pretty funny, "I don't know" for that many people to be laughing." He turns to Boromir who has not laughed yet, "Boromir?"
Boromir starts to laugh, "Laughing is contagious."
"Okay..." but Aragorn still suspects something.
Gimli starts to laugh too.
"Would someone please tell me?!" Aragorn starts to get really upset now.
Gandalf, Frodo, Merry, and Boromir all say, "I don't know!!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
GEEEEEKKKK!!! DORK! I can't tell you what they were laughing at. Why? because I don't think we actually say what they are laughing at. Okay, um... mint fairy? If you say so. And even I am a little confused with Frodo's question "What does that have to do with you?" *shrugs* You tell me.
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Author note: LOOKS WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!!! Dances around.
NOTE: Things between *** are said VERY VERY LOUDLY!!!
Things between the ~...~ are supposed to be spoken in Elvissh.
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
So lets see what happens when they wake up? Can it be a normal morning? I THINK NOT!!! Let's take a peek and see what happens.
Merry wakes up and screams, "I was visited by the mint fairy!!!!!!!!"
Pippen was still half asleep, "That's nice Merry."
Merry being very unhappy about the reaction he got from Pip he said, "Look Pip!!"
"That's nice Merry."
"Look at all the mints I got!!!!" he runs over to Pips room to show him. "See look!!!" Pip is not looking and Merry sees that, "You're not LOOKING!!!!"
Suddenly Pip realizes what they are and jumps up, "MINTS!!!"
"That's what I said!"
"Ooooo!" Pip said excitedly.
Merry drops them on the floor and goes after them, "Mints!!!" He starts to throw them in the air.
Pip dives into them, "MINTS!!"
Gandalf shows up, "Who won the lottery?"
"Merry did," Pippin said.
Frodo comes into the room, "Wow!! Merry was visited by the Mint Fairy! Lucky fellow!!"
Boromir enters too, "It was probably supposed to be the tooth fairy for Aragorn because of him hitting the floor."
Frodo was confused and looked at him, "What?"
Legolas laughs, "Probably." Legolas pauses and then says, "The same thing happened once in Rivendell. Lord Elrond told me. He heard a thud in the middle of the night and thought that there was an attack." Frodo starts to laugh, "And he ran into Aragorn's room and he was laying next to the wall on the floor. Lord Elrond never let him live it down.
Frodo, Gandalf, and Boromir started to laugh their heads off.
Pip laughs too.
Sam finally enters the room. He yawns and asks, "What is everyone laughing at?
"Strider," Frodo answers him.
"What about him?" Sam asks.
"Never mind. It's a loooonnngg story."
"Oh okay."
"Should we get Aragorn and Gimli up, Gandalf?" Legolas asks.
"Go ahead," Gandalf said, "If it's one thing that I learned, it's don't wake up a Dwarf." Gandalf pauses, "Oops did I say that out loud?"
Legolas laughs and says, "I'll get Aragorn!"
"What if we just scream really loud and that'll hopefully get them up." Frodo suggested.
"Good luck Master Frodo," Legolas says, "I'll be back," and he leaves.
Frodo clears his throat, "***AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THERE'S AN ATTACK!!!!!!!***" and he continues to scream.
Gimli runs into the room, "WHERE!?!?!?"
"One down. One to go."
Meanwhile...
"Hey Aragorn, it's time to get up."
Aragorn swats at Legolas, "Go away."
"Come on. Up!"
Aragorn, "zzzzzzzzzz"
Meanwhile... (Again)
Gandalf looks at his watch, "I am not a patient man.
"Here have a mint!" Frodo offers him.
"You guys have mints?! Why didn't you tell me!?" He dives in!
Back to Aragorn and Legolas...
~"Estel morning has come!"~ Legolas says sternly.
Aragorn half asleep, "Elrond?"
"No Legolas, get up!"
Aragorn finally gets up, "Fine!"
"Come on."
Aragorn gets out of bed and the two goes to where ever everyone else is.
"Hey! You did it Legomonster!!"
"Good job!" Frodo congratulated him. "I was quicker though."
Gandalf holds up a mint, "Mint?"
"Yes, Gandalf, that is a mint," Legolas said with a little hint of laughter.
"Oh my gosh! I am asking you if you WANT the mint!"
Frodo falls over laughing and starts to roll around on the floor.
Boromir looked at Frodo, "What is the little one doing?"
"He's laughing, Boromir," Gimli said. "Isn't it obvious?"
"He's laughing! You got a problem with that you big dork!" Merry asked.
Aragorn laughs, "Boromir is a dork!"
"What are you laughing at, you GEEK!!
Aragorn still laughs, "Dork!"
"GEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!" That was Boromir.
"So Boromir, you're not going to snore like that EVERY night are you?" Aragorn asked.
"Depends."
"Depends on what?" Aragorn asked.
"Depends if you can go through a night without walking into the wall."
"Uh, question," Frodo said, raising his hand, "What does that have to do with you?"
"Everything!" Boromir answered him.
"Care to explain?" Frodo asked.
Boromir's way of avoiding the question was saying, "Ooooo! Mints!" and grabs them.
Frodo shakes his head, "Humans."
Legolas rolls his eyes, "Men..."
"So when are we leaving?" Frodo asked.
"Soon," Gandalf answered him.
"Any headaches this morning Estel?" Legolas asked.
"No... why?" Aragorn was confused. Frodo starts to laugh. Aragorn continues to speak, "What?" Legolas bursts out laughing too. Then merry. Then Pip. Sam yawns. "WHAT?!" he turns to Gandalf who is not laughing, yet. "Gandalf, what are they laughing at?"
"I don't know," Gandalf says and then starts to laugh.
"It's a pretty funny, "I don't know" for that many people to be laughing." He turns to Boromir who has not laughed yet, "Boromir?"
Boromir starts to laugh, "Laughing is contagious."
"Okay..." but Aragorn still suspects something.
Gimli starts to laugh too.
"Would someone please tell me?!" Aragorn starts to get really upset now.
Gandalf, Frodo, Merry, and Boromir all say, "I don't know!!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
GEEEEEKKKK!!! DORK! I can't tell you what they were laughing at. Why? because I don't think we actually say what they are laughing at. Okay, um... mint fairy? If you say so. And even I am a little confused with Frodo's question "What does that have to do with you?" *shrugs* You tell me.