Chapter 19: Holiday Inn go bye-bye.
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Author note: LOOKS WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!!! AGAIN!!! Dances around.
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
And they are STILL at it. Will Boromir and Aragorn start to be nice together in this chapter? Let's all read and find out!!
"Boromir, don't snore so loud tomorrow night, we don't want to attract Orcs!" Aragorn said.
"Well, I'll stop as long as you don't walk into any more walls. We can't have you losing all your teeth just now."
"What are you talking about?" Aragorn asked all confused.
"You walked into your wall last night," Boromir told him. Everyone groaner, "What's wrong?"
"I wanted to tell him," all the others whined.
"Um... I did?"
Gimli laughs, "Yes you did."
Aragorn looks at the 'little ones' and they all nod their heads. "Oh."
"Yeah." Boromir just piped in.
"Interesting..."
"So when are we going to go?" Frodo asked.
"Yes," Legolas answered him.
"Um... I really don't think that was the answer that Frodo was looking for Legolas," Merry said.
"Yes!"
"Yes!" Aragorn chimed in.
"Yes?" Sam was confused and a question mark forms above his head, like it often does with hobbits.
"Yes?" Frodo was getting confused too.
Sam looks up at the question mark.
"This is getting too weird for me," Gandalf says and he raises his hands.
"AHHHH!!!!" Aragorn and Legolas scream and try to hide behind one another.
Soon a rainfall of mints starts to occur. Gandalf sits down and eats while everyone else but Aragorn and Legolas are fiddling over a bunch of question marks. Legolas and Aragorn stand up and straighten out there clothes hoping that nobody notices them.
Sam reaches up and pops the question mark like a bubble. Anyway...
"Good Sam, I was about to do that for you," Aragorn told the little one.
"Why?" Legolas asked.
"It was bugging me."
"Haven't you ever seen a question mark above a Hobbit's head?"
"Yes, too many times."
"Ah."
Gimli starts to swat at the falling mints.
Frodo stands up and starts to sing and dance, "I'm singing in the mints. Just singing in the mints! What a wonderful feeling, I'm happy again!"
Merry looks at Frodo and looks a bit confused, "Frodo?"
"Mr. Frodo's gone crazy." Sam announces.
Gandalf puts his head in his hand and says, "I hate show tunes."
"Ahhh! I'm being buried alive!" said Pip who was half buried in a mountain of mints.
"This isn't the Fellowship of The Ring!" Gimli growled out.
"Oh ooops!" and Gandalf turned off the rain of mints. "Sorry."
Gimli huffs and says, "This is the Defective Fellowship."
"Hey! At least we're doing it together," Boromir says, trying to look on the bright side.
Frodo and Merry laugh.
Gimli just growls again, "It's not something to be proud of Boromir. Mints falling from the sky, Hobbits singing show tunes, question marks appearing above heads...
Boromir goes over to Gimli and puts his hand on his shoulder, "Not if we hold true to ourselves. We will not let Merry and Pippen be torment to death."
"What?!" Merry said with a mouth full of food. He swallows and says, "Torment to death."
Pip screams, "AHHHHH!!"
"Whose gonna torment us?"
Pip and Merry run around in circles.
"Wrong line you idiot!" Gimli yells.
"That's my line Boromir!" Aragorn say angrily.
"Oops." Boromir says.
"Oops?! That's what you have to say for yourself!?" Aragorn yells at him.
Merry runs over to Boromir and says in that cute accent of his, "Don't let them get us!!!"
Gimli says more to himself than to anyone else, "Rangers walking into walls, elf's screaming at the mints falling from the sky! And this is only the beginning!"
Gandalf who had apparently heard him says, "Yuppers!"
Aragorn who has also heard... okay, so everyone heard Gimli.... slaps Boromir on the back, but says to Gimli, "And the best part is still to come!"
Legolas looks behind Boromir and laughs.
Aragorn gives an innocent smile.
"What?" No one answers Boromir, "Why?" Still no one answers him, "What happens to me?!"
"Why do you always assume the worst?" Gandalf asked.
"Because they are all looking at me!!"
"Because he's human," Aragorn says.
"You're human too stupid!" Legolas says to Aragorn.
"Oh yeah," Aragorn realizes.
"Leave me alone!" Boromir pouts.
"Sorry Mr. Boromir, sir," Sam says and looks down sadly, with those big, sad Hobbit eyes.
"About what little one?"
"You said to leave you alone, so I said I was sorry, because you're mad."
"It's okay little one, I'm not mad at you. Just the big guys and that little one," Boromir says pointing to Gimli and ruffling Sam's hair.
"The big guys...does that include us?" Aragorn asks.
Legolas hits his forehead with his hand, "Please, someone tell me he didn't just say that!"
Boromir who is now laughing says, "Yes he did!"
Legolas says sarcastically, "Thank you Boromir, that really helped."
"Well?"
"Yes that includes you," Boromir answered him.
"Oh. Okay."
"Okay, now that we go the big people versus the little people squared away, what's next?" Legolas asked really wanting to get going on this adventure.
Gandalf holds up a mint and says, "Mint?"
Legolas says sarcastically, "Yes, that's a mint Gandalf," and he laughs.
"OH MY GOSH!" Gandalf said.
"I know, I know," Legolas said.
"I know it's a mint!" Gandalf saying not having what Legolas said register into his head, "Do you want one!?" Finally it registers, "Oh okay."
Legolas smiles big, "Why not," and picked one off from Merry's head.
Boromir picks up a handful and stuff's them into his mouth, "These things don't taste to good."
"That's why you only eat one at a time Boromir." Legolas explained to him
"You do?" Aragorn asked with a mouth full of mints.
"And remove the paper," Frodo adds in.
"ohhhhhhh!" Boromir understands.
"Oh that's why they tasted weird."
Legolas motions to Boromir and Aragorn, but says to Gandalf, "Are these the future leaders of Middle Earth?"
"I hope not. Or Middle-Earth is in trouble."
Pip bursts out laughing, "Yeah!"
Merry looks up at him, "What's so funny Pip?"
"You missed it Merry!"
"Oh okay," and Merry goes back to eating his mints.
"You know, we should really get going," Frodo mentions.
"Frodo's right," Legolas jumped up and said.
"That's right I am!! Let's go!!" and leaves the room. He then re-enters it, "Um... I don't know where I'm going."
"Oh all right," Gandalf says and tries to get up, but can't. He looks confused and tries again, "Oh all right," and once again he can't get up. "Can someone give me a hand? My legs fell asleep," everyone started to clap. "That's not the hand I was looking for!!"
Aragorn goes over to Gandalf, "Here," and he helps him up.
"Thank you. Now where was I? Ah yes... All right." And he raises his hands. Aragorn and Legolas scream, but all that happens is that all the mints disappear.
"Huh?" Legolas asks. "Oh heh."
"What?!" Merry asks in distress when he sees all of his mints gone.
"Where?!" Pip asks next all distressed too.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Both Pip and Merry scream out.
Aragorn pretends to straighten out his cloths or something while saying, "We..um..thought Gandalf was going to..um...do something..uh..else."
"Yeah," Legolas agreed. Everyone just went quiet when they heard that. "Did I just agree with him?" everyone nods their heads, "Scary."
"Very," Frodo adds.
Gandalf raises his hands again and Legolas and Aragorn scream yet again. But all that happens this time is that the Holiday Inn disappears.
"Whoa, that was weird."
"Yes it was," Legolas said.
"Let's go!" Frodo says!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Ooooo! A pouting Boromir! I bet Sean would look cute pouting. *Sigh*.
Sam's sooo cute! He's so adorable! Hey, he's so adorably cute! Can you see these guys doing all this really neat stuff? I can! If you can't, then tough! It's funny and here I am drinking from my Gandalf goblet! Ahhhh! Gandalf is the greatest wizard ever!! :o)
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Author note: LOOKS WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!!! AGAIN!!! Dances around.
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
And they are STILL at it. Will Boromir and Aragorn start to be nice together in this chapter? Let's all read and find out!!
"Boromir, don't snore so loud tomorrow night, we don't want to attract Orcs!" Aragorn said.
"Well, I'll stop as long as you don't walk into any more walls. We can't have you losing all your teeth just now."
"What are you talking about?" Aragorn asked all confused.
"You walked into your wall last night," Boromir told him. Everyone groaner, "What's wrong?"
"I wanted to tell him," all the others whined.
"Um... I did?"
Gimli laughs, "Yes you did."
Aragorn looks at the 'little ones' and they all nod their heads. "Oh."
"Yeah." Boromir just piped in.
"Interesting..."
"So when are we going to go?" Frodo asked.
"Yes," Legolas answered him.
"Um... I really don't think that was the answer that Frodo was looking for Legolas," Merry said.
"Yes!"
"Yes!" Aragorn chimed in.
"Yes?" Sam was confused and a question mark forms above his head, like it often does with hobbits.
"Yes?" Frodo was getting confused too.
Sam looks up at the question mark.
"This is getting too weird for me," Gandalf says and he raises his hands.
"AHHHH!!!!" Aragorn and Legolas scream and try to hide behind one another.
Soon a rainfall of mints starts to occur. Gandalf sits down and eats while everyone else but Aragorn and Legolas are fiddling over a bunch of question marks. Legolas and Aragorn stand up and straighten out there clothes hoping that nobody notices them.
Sam reaches up and pops the question mark like a bubble. Anyway...
"Good Sam, I was about to do that for you," Aragorn told the little one.
"Why?" Legolas asked.
"It was bugging me."
"Haven't you ever seen a question mark above a Hobbit's head?"
"Yes, too many times."
"Ah."
Gimli starts to swat at the falling mints.
Frodo stands up and starts to sing and dance, "I'm singing in the mints. Just singing in the mints! What a wonderful feeling, I'm happy again!"
Merry looks at Frodo and looks a bit confused, "Frodo?"
"Mr. Frodo's gone crazy." Sam announces.
Gandalf puts his head in his hand and says, "I hate show tunes."
"Ahhh! I'm being buried alive!" said Pip who was half buried in a mountain of mints.
"This isn't the Fellowship of The Ring!" Gimli growled out.
"Oh ooops!" and Gandalf turned off the rain of mints. "Sorry."
Gimli huffs and says, "This is the Defective Fellowship."
"Hey! At least we're doing it together," Boromir says, trying to look on the bright side.
Frodo and Merry laugh.
Gimli just growls again, "It's not something to be proud of Boromir. Mints falling from the sky, Hobbits singing show tunes, question marks appearing above heads...
Boromir goes over to Gimli and puts his hand on his shoulder, "Not if we hold true to ourselves. We will not let Merry and Pippen be torment to death."
"What?!" Merry said with a mouth full of food. He swallows and says, "Torment to death."
Pip screams, "AHHHHH!!"
"Whose gonna torment us?"
Pip and Merry run around in circles.
"Wrong line you idiot!" Gimli yells.
"That's my line Boromir!" Aragorn say angrily.
"Oops." Boromir says.
"Oops?! That's what you have to say for yourself!?" Aragorn yells at him.
Merry runs over to Boromir and says in that cute accent of his, "Don't let them get us!!!"
Gimli says more to himself than to anyone else, "Rangers walking into walls, elf's screaming at the mints falling from the sky! And this is only the beginning!"
Gandalf who had apparently heard him says, "Yuppers!"
Aragorn who has also heard... okay, so everyone heard Gimli.... slaps Boromir on the back, but says to Gimli, "And the best part is still to come!"
Legolas looks behind Boromir and laughs.
Aragorn gives an innocent smile.
"What?" No one answers Boromir, "Why?" Still no one answers him, "What happens to me?!"
"Why do you always assume the worst?" Gandalf asked.
"Because they are all looking at me!!"
"Because he's human," Aragorn says.
"You're human too stupid!" Legolas says to Aragorn.
"Oh yeah," Aragorn realizes.
"Leave me alone!" Boromir pouts.
"Sorry Mr. Boromir, sir," Sam says and looks down sadly, with those big, sad Hobbit eyes.
"About what little one?"
"You said to leave you alone, so I said I was sorry, because you're mad."
"It's okay little one, I'm not mad at you. Just the big guys and that little one," Boromir says pointing to Gimli and ruffling Sam's hair.
"The big guys...does that include us?" Aragorn asks.
Legolas hits his forehead with his hand, "Please, someone tell me he didn't just say that!"
Boromir who is now laughing says, "Yes he did!"
Legolas says sarcastically, "Thank you Boromir, that really helped."
"Well?"
"Yes that includes you," Boromir answered him.
"Oh. Okay."
"Okay, now that we go the big people versus the little people squared away, what's next?" Legolas asked really wanting to get going on this adventure.
Gandalf holds up a mint and says, "Mint?"
Legolas says sarcastically, "Yes, that's a mint Gandalf," and he laughs.
"OH MY GOSH!" Gandalf said.
"I know, I know," Legolas said.
"I know it's a mint!" Gandalf saying not having what Legolas said register into his head, "Do you want one!?" Finally it registers, "Oh okay."
Legolas smiles big, "Why not," and picked one off from Merry's head.
Boromir picks up a handful and stuff's them into his mouth, "These things don't taste to good."
"That's why you only eat one at a time Boromir." Legolas explained to him
"You do?" Aragorn asked with a mouth full of mints.
"And remove the paper," Frodo adds in.
"ohhhhhhh!" Boromir understands.
"Oh that's why they tasted weird."
Legolas motions to Boromir and Aragorn, but says to Gandalf, "Are these the future leaders of Middle Earth?"
"I hope not. Or Middle-Earth is in trouble."
Pip bursts out laughing, "Yeah!"
Merry looks up at him, "What's so funny Pip?"
"You missed it Merry!"
"Oh okay," and Merry goes back to eating his mints.
"You know, we should really get going," Frodo mentions.
"Frodo's right," Legolas jumped up and said.
"That's right I am!! Let's go!!" and leaves the room. He then re-enters it, "Um... I don't know where I'm going."
"Oh all right," Gandalf says and tries to get up, but can't. He looks confused and tries again, "Oh all right," and once again he can't get up. "Can someone give me a hand? My legs fell asleep," everyone started to clap. "That's not the hand I was looking for!!"
Aragorn goes over to Gandalf, "Here," and he helps him up.
"Thank you. Now where was I? Ah yes... All right." And he raises his hands. Aragorn and Legolas scream, but all that happens is that all the mints disappear.
"Huh?" Legolas asks. "Oh heh."
"What?!" Merry asks in distress when he sees all of his mints gone.
"Where?!" Pip asks next all distressed too.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Both Pip and Merry scream out.
Aragorn pretends to straighten out his cloths or something while saying, "We..um..thought Gandalf was going to..um...do something..uh..else."
"Yeah," Legolas agreed. Everyone just went quiet when they heard that. "Did I just agree with him?" everyone nods their heads, "Scary."
"Very," Frodo adds.
Gandalf raises his hands again and Legolas and Aragorn scream yet again. But all that happens this time is that the Holiday Inn disappears.
"Whoa, that was weird."
"Yes it was," Legolas said.
"Let's go!" Frodo says!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Ooooo! A pouting Boromir! I bet Sean would look cute pouting. *Sigh*.
Sam's sooo cute! He's so adorable! Hey, he's so adorably cute! Can you see these guys doing all this really neat stuff? I can! If you can't, then tough! It's funny and here I am drinking from my Gandalf goblet! Ahhhh! Gandalf is the greatest wizard ever!! :o)