Chapter 21: The Chicken dance.
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Author note: LOOKS WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!!! AGAIN!!! Dances around.
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Will Boromir play the horn for Sam?? Will Gandalf tell Boromir his fate!? All this and more so read!!! :o)
Boromir gasped and said, "What do you mean by that?"
"Nothing! I said nothing at all," Gandalf said.
"Well, can you play it softly again Mr. Boromir, sir?" Sam got Boromir out of his scared mood.
"That I can do." And he plays it softly again.
Aragorn falls into Boromir, when he's still playing. The horn gets louder.
"Oh, heh, sorry Boromir."
Pip try's not to laugh.
"That hurt!!" Boromir whined.
"I said I was sorry."
Pip starts to laugh anyways.
"What are you laughing at little ones?"
Pip points at Boromir and Aragorn and laughs some more.
"I think he's laughing at us."
"That's not nice!" Boromir said not at all happy.
Gimli shouts, "Hey! What's all that laughing about up there?"
"Strider tripped and ran into Boromir while he was blowing the horn of Gondor," Sam explained to him.
Gandalf sighed and said, "Let's go children."
"Hey! We are not children!!"
Frodo starts to laugh too.
"Well, then stop acting like it!!" Gandalf shouted.
"Um... okay," Aragorn said reluctantly.
Pip stops laughing and skips along again.
"Hey there Mr. Frodo!"
"Hello there Sam."
Legolas jumps on Gimli's back, "Hi Gimme!"
"What are you doing!! Get off of me!!!"
Gandalf rolls his eyes, "Kids."
Legolas gets off of Gimli, "Sorry, Aragorn rubbed off."
"What?" Aragorn turns and looks back at them, which means he's not watching where he's going and runs into Boromir, *again*.
"Strider! Will you watch out where you are going!?" Boromir got mad at him.
"Oh, sorry Boromir."
"Yeah whatever."
"I said I was sorry."
Frodo hears something, "Shhhh, I hear something."
"What is it?" Merry asked.
"Oh my gosh! No! Don't listen to it!!!!!" Gandalf warned, "It's evil music!"
"Evil music?" Aragorn asked, "Weird."
"What is it called Gandalf," Frodo asked.
"It's... It's the Chicken dance!!!!!"
Pip starts to do the Chicken dance. Merry and Frodo join in.
"I think it got Pippin!" Sam screamed, "Oh no and Merry and Frodo."
"Is it bad to do the Chicken dance?" Gimli asked.
"Help it's pulling me in!!" Boromir screamed, "I don't want to do the chicken dance."
"Then don't!" Legolas told him.
"This is Saruman's work!!!"
"Mr. Gandalf, what happens if you start doing the Chicken dance?" Sam asked.
"You look really really weird."
"Well, some of us already make themselves look stupid, I suppose it's the same thing," Legolas added.
Merry, Frodo, Boromir, and Gandalf, "HEY!!"
"Not you guys!" Legolas said.
"Then please tell us who you are talking about?" Frodo said crossing his arms over his chest.
"Hmmm... Hmmmmmm.... Hmmmmmmmmm!!!" That was Merry doing something weird.
"What are you doing Merry?" Legolas asked.
"I don't know! It's that song! It's making me weird!!
"Oh."
"Who where you talking about Legolas?" Gimli asked.
"The big clumsy guy."
Boromir looked insulted, "Hey! I am not... oh you mean Strider."
Gandalf laughs.
"What?" Aragorn asked.
Sam whispers to Frodo, "I think he meant Strider and Boromir."
Frodo laughs, "I think so too."
Pip is still doing the Chicken dance.
"Pip I think that's enough the music stopped," Merry told him.
"Oh it did?" He asked.
"Yeah it did," Merry and Frodo said.
"Oh. So, are we there yet?"
Gandalf sighs, "No."
"Hey, can you play the Chicken dance on the horn of Gondor, Boromir?" Sam asked.
"I'm sure I can."
Gandalf turns around so quickly that he gives himself whiplash, "Ow," but then forgetting about his pain screams at Boromir, "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!"
"Why not!" Boromir asked.
"Because we... uh... we... must... uh... I mean.... we must be.... uh going. Yes we must be going."
"Hey, Mr. Gandalf, I just realized something."
"What Samwise?"
"Boromir and Aragorn haven't gotten into a fight since we left Rivendell."
"At least they didn't have to wash dishes or anything," Legolas pointed out.
"Yes very good thing. Now I think I shall play," Boromir brought the horn to his lips.
Gandalf raises his hands, "NOOOO!"
Aragorn and Legolas scream, "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Gandalf produces a lot a lot a lot of dirty dishes, "You wanna clean?"
"No," Boromir said.
Gandalf looks at Aragorn. Aragorn looks at the dishes and says, "Oh boy, bad memories," Gandalf glares at Aragorn, "No!!"
"Good then lets go!" Gandalf starts to walk away.
Everyone follows. Pip jumps on Boromir's back, "Hiya Boromir!!"
TO BE CONTINUE!!!
So what do you think? Anyone else out there doing the Chicken dance?!
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Author note: LOOKS WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!!! AGAIN!!! Dances around.
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Will Boromir play the horn for Sam?? Will Gandalf tell Boromir his fate!? All this and more so read!!! :o)
Boromir gasped and said, "What do you mean by that?"
"Nothing! I said nothing at all," Gandalf said.
"Well, can you play it softly again Mr. Boromir, sir?" Sam got Boromir out of his scared mood.
"That I can do." And he plays it softly again.
Aragorn falls into Boromir, when he's still playing. The horn gets louder.
"Oh, heh, sorry Boromir."
Pip try's not to laugh.
"That hurt!!" Boromir whined.
"I said I was sorry."
Pip starts to laugh anyways.
"What are you laughing at little ones?"
Pip points at Boromir and Aragorn and laughs some more.
"I think he's laughing at us."
"That's not nice!" Boromir said not at all happy.
Gimli shouts, "Hey! What's all that laughing about up there?"
"Strider tripped and ran into Boromir while he was blowing the horn of Gondor," Sam explained to him.
Gandalf sighed and said, "Let's go children."
"Hey! We are not children!!"
Frodo starts to laugh too.
"Well, then stop acting like it!!" Gandalf shouted.
"Um... okay," Aragorn said reluctantly.
Pip stops laughing and skips along again.
"Hey there Mr. Frodo!"
"Hello there Sam."
Legolas jumps on Gimli's back, "Hi Gimme!"
"What are you doing!! Get off of me!!!"
Gandalf rolls his eyes, "Kids."
Legolas gets off of Gimli, "Sorry, Aragorn rubbed off."
"What?" Aragorn turns and looks back at them, which means he's not watching where he's going and runs into Boromir, *again*.
"Strider! Will you watch out where you are going!?" Boromir got mad at him.
"Oh, sorry Boromir."
"Yeah whatever."
"I said I was sorry."
Frodo hears something, "Shhhh, I hear something."
"What is it?" Merry asked.
"Oh my gosh! No! Don't listen to it!!!!!" Gandalf warned, "It's evil music!"
"Evil music?" Aragorn asked, "Weird."
"What is it called Gandalf," Frodo asked.
"It's... It's the Chicken dance!!!!!"
Pip starts to do the Chicken dance. Merry and Frodo join in.
"I think it got Pippin!" Sam screamed, "Oh no and Merry and Frodo."
"Is it bad to do the Chicken dance?" Gimli asked.
"Help it's pulling me in!!" Boromir screamed, "I don't want to do the chicken dance."
"Then don't!" Legolas told him.
"This is Saruman's work!!!"
"Mr. Gandalf, what happens if you start doing the Chicken dance?" Sam asked.
"You look really really weird."
"Well, some of us already make themselves look stupid, I suppose it's the same thing," Legolas added.
Merry, Frodo, Boromir, and Gandalf, "HEY!!"
"Not you guys!" Legolas said.
"Then please tell us who you are talking about?" Frodo said crossing his arms over his chest.
"Hmmm... Hmmmmmm.... Hmmmmmmmmm!!!" That was Merry doing something weird.
"What are you doing Merry?" Legolas asked.
"I don't know! It's that song! It's making me weird!!
"Oh."
"Who where you talking about Legolas?" Gimli asked.
"The big clumsy guy."
Boromir looked insulted, "Hey! I am not... oh you mean Strider."
Gandalf laughs.
"What?" Aragorn asked.
Sam whispers to Frodo, "I think he meant Strider and Boromir."
Frodo laughs, "I think so too."
Pip is still doing the Chicken dance.
"Pip I think that's enough the music stopped," Merry told him.
"Oh it did?" He asked.
"Yeah it did," Merry and Frodo said.
"Oh. So, are we there yet?"
Gandalf sighs, "No."
"Hey, can you play the Chicken dance on the horn of Gondor, Boromir?" Sam asked.
"I'm sure I can."
Gandalf turns around so quickly that he gives himself whiplash, "Ow," but then forgetting about his pain screams at Boromir, "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!"
"Why not!" Boromir asked.
"Because we... uh... we... must... uh... I mean.... we must be.... uh going. Yes we must be going."
"Hey, Mr. Gandalf, I just realized something."
"What Samwise?"
"Boromir and Aragorn haven't gotten into a fight since we left Rivendell."
"At least they didn't have to wash dishes or anything," Legolas pointed out.
"Yes very good thing. Now I think I shall play," Boromir brought the horn to his lips.
Gandalf raises his hands, "NOOOO!"
Aragorn and Legolas scream, "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Gandalf produces a lot a lot a lot of dirty dishes, "You wanna clean?"
"No," Boromir said.
Gandalf looks at Aragorn. Aragorn looks at the dishes and says, "Oh boy, bad memories," Gandalf glares at Aragorn, "No!!"
"Good then lets go!" Gandalf starts to walk away.
Everyone follows. Pip jumps on Boromir's back, "Hiya Boromir!!"
TO BE CONTINUE!!!
So what do you think? Anyone else out there doing the Chicken dance?!