Chapter 23: SNOW!!!!!
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Author note: LOOKS WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!!! AGAIN!!! Dances around.
Yeah, and I don't own the songs that Pip sings! :)
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Pip starts to sing again from Boromir's back, "All I want is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air, with one enormous chair... oh, wouldn't it be lovely!"
"Do you know any other songs little one?" Boromir asked.
"Do you have any requests?"
"Do you know "The Love Boat" theme?"
"Yes!" he started to sing.
Gandalf sighs, "I hate show tunes."
Pip quiet downs.
"Why are you being so grumpy Gandalf?" Frodo asked.
"He's just a grumpy old wizard," Legolas says.
"No. It's just that we should be a lot further then we actually are," Gandalf said pretty upset like.
"What do you mean?" Frodo asked.
"What do you mean, 'what do you mean'? I mean that if I turn around I can still see the Rivendell house!" he turns around, "Oh and look there's Arwen waving at us. Everyone wave."
Frodo and Boromir turns around and waves. Merry jumps off his ride and waves too. Aragorn turns around, but trips on his own feet and falls. Boromir laughs really hard.
"Oh look," Gandalf points out, "Arwen is laughing too. How cute!"
"Oh great," Aragorn mumbles into the ground.
"What's that?" Gandalf squints looking at Arwen trying to read her lips. "That's not very nice!" Gandalf shouts back.
"What did she say?" Boromir and Aragorn asked at the same time.
"Nothing nice," Gandalf told them
"Gandalf! What did she say?" Aragorn demanded to know.
"She said that Boromir looks like a elephant when he laughs." He pauses for a moment, "Or maybe she said Dinosaur. Or was it... no it was elephant."
Aragorn, who is still on the ground, laughs."
"Hey! That's not very nice!" Boromir shouted.
"That's what I said." Gandalf told him, he said in a quieter voice, "I told him, but did he listen? No! No one listens to the wizard." Back out loud again, "Come now we must be on our way," and he starts to walk away.
Aragorn finally gets up, waves, and then walks on.
All the little ones follow too.
Pip skips along.
Sam walks beside Frodo.
Gimli and Legolas take up the rear.
"So when's lunch?" Merry asked.
"We just had breakfast," Aragorn told him.
Gandalf started to get frustrated so he raised his hands.
Aragorn and Legolas duck and scream, "AHHHHH!"
Soon there was a piece of duct tape on Merrys lips.
"Mmmmmmmm!!!!"
"Hey, can you get him too?" Legolas asks as he points at Aragorn.
"Hey!" Aragorn says upset.
"Don't make me get you Legolas!"
"Sorry Mr. Gandalf."
After walking for a few short minutes Aragorn just decides to say, "Snow."
"It doesn't snow here Aragorn," Gandalf informed him.
"Aw, shucks," he responded kicking a stone like an upset little boy.
"But it could," Frodo said giving Gandalf a weary eye.
"Yeah it could," Gandalf raised his hands.
Only Aragorn screamed this time.
It starts to snow.
Aragorn looks at Legolas, Legolas shrugs and says, "Nothing's happened the past few times." He finally realizes the snow, "Oh hey! Look! Snow!"
"Snow!" Aragorn adds in.
Pip dances in the snow.
Frodo and Merry dances too.
Then Sam joins in.
"Dwarves do not dance in the snow..." he waits a few seconds and then says, "Aw... what the heck," and he dances too.
Gandalf throws his stick down and dances too.
Boromir also dances.
"Can we still be seen by anyone at Rivendell?" Aragorn asked while dancing.
Gandalf looks, "Yup. Oh and look! There's Elrond, and Arwen, and all the other consolers, and Bilbo, and the servants, and the dogs."
Aragorn stops dancing and shakes his head in disgust, "I'm never gonna live this down...oh well," and continues to dance.
Gandalf stops dancing, "Oh wait Elrond is trying to tell me something." After a few seconds Gandalf yells, "SO SORRY!!" and he raises his hands again.
This time no one screamed.
"What did he say?" Aragorn asked.
It suddenly stops snowing and Gandalf says, "We have to move on and it doesn't snow here.
EVERYONE, "Awwwwwww!"
"Yes, I know. But we gotta move on."
"Ok guys, let's go," Legolas says in a leader like voice.
Gandalf whispers, "When we are out of view we'll have more snow."
EVERYONE AGAIN, "YAY!!"
TO BE CONTINUED....
Okay... so they appearently are really slow walkers. And why can't it snow in Middle-Earth. It's Middle-Earth, NOT south America! Oh well... so will it snow again? Will they walk any faster? Will Pip be able to sing other songs then from, "My fair Lady." All this and more in the next chapter of Lord of the Rings: RPG style!!
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Author note: LOOKS WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!!! AGAIN!!! Dances around.
Yeah, and I don't own the songs that Pip sings! :)
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Pip starts to sing again from Boromir's back, "All I want is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air, with one enormous chair... oh, wouldn't it be lovely!"
"Do you know any other songs little one?" Boromir asked.
"Do you have any requests?"
"Do you know "The Love Boat" theme?"
"Yes!" he started to sing.
Gandalf sighs, "I hate show tunes."
Pip quiet downs.
"Why are you being so grumpy Gandalf?" Frodo asked.
"He's just a grumpy old wizard," Legolas says.
"No. It's just that we should be a lot further then we actually are," Gandalf said pretty upset like.
"What do you mean?" Frodo asked.
"What do you mean, 'what do you mean'? I mean that if I turn around I can still see the Rivendell house!" he turns around, "Oh and look there's Arwen waving at us. Everyone wave."
Frodo and Boromir turns around and waves. Merry jumps off his ride and waves too. Aragorn turns around, but trips on his own feet and falls. Boromir laughs really hard.
"Oh look," Gandalf points out, "Arwen is laughing too. How cute!"
"Oh great," Aragorn mumbles into the ground.
"What's that?" Gandalf squints looking at Arwen trying to read her lips. "That's not very nice!" Gandalf shouts back.
"What did she say?" Boromir and Aragorn asked at the same time.
"Nothing nice," Gandalf told them
"Gandalf! What did she say?" Aragorn demanded to know.
"She said that Boromir looks like a elephant when he laughs." He pauses for a moment, "Or maybe she said Dinosaur. Or was it... no it was elephant."
Aragorn, who is still on the ground, laughs."
"Hey! That's not very nice!" Boromir shouted.
"That's what I said." Gandalf told him, he said in a quieter voice, "I told him, but did he listen? No! No one listens to the wizard." Back out loud again, "Come now we must be on our way," and he starts to walk away.
Aragorn finally gets up, waves, and then walks on.
All the little ones follow too.
Pip skips along.
Sam walks beside Frodo.
Gimli and Legolas take up the rear.
"So when's lunch?" Merry asked.
"We just had breakfast," Aragorn told him.
Gandalf started to get frustrated so he raised his hands.
Aragorn and Legolas duck and scream, "AHHHHH!"
Soon there was a piece of duct tape on Merrys lips.
"Mmmmmmmm!!!!"
"Hey, can you get him too?" Legolas asks as he points at Aragorn.
"Hey!" Aragorn says upset.
"Don't make me get you Legolas!"
"Sorry Mr. Gandalf."
After walking for a few short minutes Aragorn just decides to say, "Snow."
"It doesn't snow here Aragorn," Gandalf informed him.
"Aw, shucks," he responded kicking a stone like an upset little boy.
"But it could," Frodo said giving Gandalf a weary eye.
"Yeah it could," Gandalf raised his hands.
Only Aragorn screamed this time.
It starts to snow.
Aragorn looks at Legolas, Legolas shrugs and says, "Nothing's happened the past few times." He finally realizes the snow, "Oh hey! Look! Snow!"
"Snow!" Aragorn adds in.
Pip dances in the snow.
Frodo and Merry dances too.
Then Sam joins in.
"Dwarves do not dance in the snow..." he waits a few seconds and then says, "Aw... what the heck," and he dances too.
Gandalf throws his stick down and dances too.
Boromir also dances.
"Can we still be seen by anyone at Rivendell?" Aragorn asked while dancing.
Gandalf looks, "Yup. Oh and look! There's Elrond, and Arwen, and all the other consolers, and Bilbo, and the servants, and the dogs."
Aragorn stops dancing and shakes his head in disgust, "I'm never gonna live this down...oh well," and continues to dance.
Gandalf stops dancing, "Oh wait Elrond is trying to tell me something." After a few seconds Gandalf yells, "SO SORRY!!" and he raises his hands again.
This time no one screamed.
"What did he say?" Aragorn asked.
It suddenly stops snowing and Gandalf says, "We have to move on and it doesn't snow here.
EVERYONE, "Awwwwwww!"
"Yes, I know. But we gotta move on."
"Ok guys, let's go," Legolas says in a leader like voice.
Gandalf whispers, "When we are out of view we'll have more snow."
EVERYONE AGAIN, "YAY!!"
TO BE CONTINUED....
Okay... so they appearently are really slow walkers. And why can't it snow in Middle-Earth. It's Middle-Earth, NOT south America! Oh well... so will it snow again? Will they walk any faster? Will Pip be able to sing other songs then from, "My fair Lady." All this and more in the next chapter of Lord of the Rings: RPG style!!