Chapter 24: The Welcome committee?
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Author note: LOOKS WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!!! AGAIN!!! Dances around.
My thanks to Bigfatbirdwithnolegs. I am so excited that I got a new reader!!! And my thanks to Lindsey for being... just totally awesome. And mucho thanks to Becky who always reviews!!! :o)
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Okay readers, I am gonna write the original thing that was in the RPG. (I do this because I told her that I was going to, and I never back out of my word! : ))
Everyone walked on, still disappointed that their fun in the snow was taken away.
Aragorn sighs and says, "Snow."
Pip rides in Aragorn's back again.
Gandalf, frightened for his friend screams, "Pippen! Get OUT of Aragorn's back!"
(*the person who is typing this can't spell, heh* )
(*hee hee*)
(*yes*)
(*ok, gonna stop now*)
(*That's getting into the story, you do know that.*)
(*yeah!**)
And now onto the story!!!
Boromir was thinking, "Hey Gandalf I was thinking..."
"That can't be good," Aragorn said quietly behind his back.
Boromir heard him, but decided not to comment it, "I was just thinking, can't you just *poof* us there?"
Gandalf turns around quickly, looking a little mad, "Who told you about my Poofing!!!" He looks at Aragorn, "It was you Aragorn! Wasn't it!! You told them all!!!" Gandalf points his finger at him.
"I didn't say anything! Really, I didn't."
"Then who told you about my poofing!?" Gandalf asked Boromir.
"It was a lucky guess. Don't most wizards just poof?"
"Most wizards!?" Gandalf was getting mad, "Most wizards!?"
Boromir was looking a bit scared, "Um... yeah."
"Do I LOOK like most wizards to you!?" Gandalf paused and Boromir didn't say a thing, "DO I!?"
Aragorn, Pippin, Sam and Legolas all say, "YES!"
"SHUSH!" Gandalf said to them all.
"I don't know what else wizards can look like." Boromir told him.
"You know it's not easy being a wizard!" Gandalf said to Boromir, "You think it's so EASY being a wizard?"
Boromir was really scared now. He knew that you should never upset a wizard, "Um..."
Aragorn said to everybody else, "Uh oh, here he goes again."
Before Boromir can even say anything Gandalf says to him, "Well, it's not buster!!"
Boromir snaps out of his little scared mood, "Who you calling buster? Old Man!!"
All the little ones, "Uh-oh. Wrong move."
"Say that again," Gandalf dared him.
"No don't do it," Frodo said quietly.
"Where's the popcorn when you need it?" Aragorn asked.
"Turn your hearing aid up OLD MAN!"
"Uh-oh," everyone else said.
Gandalf leaps at him.
Frodo, who just realizes that he is still on Boromir's back screams, "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sam who also sees this screams, "Mr. Frodo jump off!"
Frodo can't let go fast enough and gets thrown to the ground too, "HELP!!!!!!!!!!"
Sam pulls Mr. Frodo out from underneath Boromir and Gandalf.
"Oh thanks Sam!" Frodo looks back at the fighting scene, "Someone stop them!"
"What are we going to do Mr. Frodo?"
"Legolas, grab Boromir," Aragorn instructed.
Aragorn grab's Gandalf while Legolas grabs Boromir.
"Let me go!" Gandalf screams at Aragorn.
"You two knock it off," Aragorn screamed at them both.
"I can take him!!" Gandalf screamed.
"Do NOT make me get the hose!!" Frodo threatened!
"There will be no fighting as long as I am here!!" Aragorn told them both.
Merry looks up from his eating to see what was going on, "Maybe you should of thought of that to begin with."
"Yeah" Pip added.
Gandalf raises his hands, "Well maybe you shouldn't be here."
Aragorn pulls his arms down, "Don't you dare Gandalf the Grey"
Gimli gasps, "He called him Gandalf the Grey!"
Gandalf gasps too, but then looks confused, "Okay, why am I gasping? Okay then." He stands up straight and asks, "Now what was the original question?"
Legolas finally releases Boromir.
"I asked, why don't you poof us there?"
Gandalf gasps, "Who told you about my poofing!!" He turns to Aragorn, "and starts to point his finger, "It was you Wasn't it!?"
"Whoa! Déjà vu." Frodo said.
Aragorn sighs, "We already went through this"
Merry takes out a VCR remote control hits the fast forward button. Everyone talks in chipmunk voices and moves very fast. Then he stops it.
"Who told you about my poofing?!"
"Oops wrong button."
Frodo rolls his eyes, "Farther Merry."
Merry hits the correct button this time.
"The reason, dear friend, is to teach us all a lesson."
Boromir asked, "And what lesson would that be?"
"Another lesson." Aragorn said.
"That we have to work together and get through the tough times together." Gandalf told him. "Besides that, my magic doesn't work in Mordor."
Legolas turned to Aragorn, "Yeah, your lesson, Aragorn, is 1+1=2."
Gandalf spoke louder, "And the accomplish satisfactory feeling that you get."
"Hahaha, very funny, Legolas."
"Oooooooooohhhhh!" Boromir said understanding Gandalf.
"Let's go!!!" and he leads the way.
Frodo turns to Sam and says, "This was all way too weird Sam, way too weird."
"Ay, you can say that again, Mr. Frodo."
"This was all way too weird Sam, way too weird."
"That's not what I meant."
"If you didn't mean it, then why did you say it?"
"Come on you two!!" Merry said coming up behind them.
"Come on Sam!!" Frodo called and ran after them.
Sam runs too.
~*~This is the part of the story where we didn't know where we would go, so we just decided to do "A Few Days Later," and show up at the place where Boromir was teaching Merry and Pip how to sword fight and where the birdies come!! :)~*~
So... a few days later.
"Okay, now come lunge at me Pip." Pip lunges clumsily and Boromir simply moves out of the way.
"Frodo. Sam. Do you want to learn to sword fight too?" Aragorn asks them.
"Um... not really," Frodo said.
"Yeah, no." Sam said too.
Aragorn shrugs, "Fine by me."
"But thank you for asking," Frodo said.
Boromir was teaching the little ones again, "Little Pip, you have to keep your ground. Keep your feet planted."
"Now Merry, you come after me."
Merry who was listening and did the best he could from what Boromir told him, charges after him.
"Nice one," Boromir told him.
"Thank you,"
After a few more times Pip and Merry where getting better at the sword fighting stuff.
"If anyone asks me," Gimli said, "I'd say we were taking the really really really really really really long way."
"No one asked you," Legolas told him.
"That's my point."
"Good one Pip," Merry says to him.
"Thank you," says Pip.
Boromir accidentally nicked him with the sword, "Hey!!"
Boromir looked a little scared that he really did hurt the little one, "Sorry."
Pip kicked him in the shin, Boromir grabbed at it in pain. "Get him!!!" Merry screamed.
They both tackled Boromir and brought him to the ground while he was laughing.
"For the Shire!!!" You could hear one of the two laugh.
"He's got my arm," the other screamed.
Legolas runs up on top of the rocks... like... well... an elf. "Something is not right."
"You're right, Boromir is laughing," Gandalf said.
"That's my ticklish spot!!!" You could hear Boromir screaming.
"That's not what I mean," Legolas said.
"What do you mean elf person?" Gandalf asked.
"Something approaches."
"Ooooo! Do you think it could be the welcome committee?" Gandalf wondered.
TO BE CONTINUED...
A few things... 1.) Where did the food that Merry was eating appear from?
2.) When did Frodo get on Boromir's back. Okay that's it... anyways... Oooo! Could it be the welcome committee?? Well, you'll just have to wait and see what happens next time. Same Middle-Earth time, Same Middle-Earth channel.
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and Elrond
Author note: LOOKS WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!!! AGAIN!!! Dances around.
My thanks to Bigfatbirdwithnolegs. I am so excited that I got a new reader!!! And my thanks to Lindsey for being... just totally awesome. And mucho thanks to Becky who always reviews!!! :o)
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Okay readers, I am gonna write the original thing that was in the RPG. (I do this because I told her that I was going to, and I never back out of my word! : ))
Everyone walked on, still disappointed that their fun in the snow was taken away.
Aragorn sighs and says, "Snow."
Pip rides in Aragorn's back again.
Gandalf, frightened for his friend screams, "Pippen! Get OUT of Aragorn's back!"
(*the person who is typing this can't spell, heh* )
(*hee hee*)
(*yes*)
(*ok, gonna stop now*)
(*That's getting into the story, you do know that.*)
(*yeah!**)
And now onto the story!!!
Boromir was thinking, "Hey Gandalf I was thinking..."
"That can't be good," Aragorn said quietly behind his back.
Boromir heard him, but decided not to comment it, "I was just thinking, can't you just *poof* us there?"
Gandalf turns around quickly, looking a little mad, "Who told you about my Poofing!!!" He looks at Aragorn, "It was you Aragorn! Wasn't it!! You told them all!!!" Gandalf points his finger at him.
"I didn't say anything! Really, I didn't."
"Then who told you about my poofing!?" Gandalf asked Boromir.
"It was a lucky guess. Don't most wizards just poof?"
"Most wizards!?" Gandalf was getting mad, "Most wizards!?"
Boromir was looking a bit scared, "Um... yeah."
"Do I LOOK like most wizards to you!?" Gandalf paused and Boromir didn't say a thing, "DO I!?"
Aragorn, Pippin, Sam and Legolas all say, "YES!"
"SHUSH!" Gandalf said to them all.
"I don't know what else wizards can look like." Boromir told him.
"You know it's not easy being a wizard!" Gandalf said to Boromir, "You think it's so EASY being a wizard?"
Boromir was really scared now. He knew that you should never upset a wizard, "Um..."
Aragorn said to everybody else, "Uh oh, here he goes again."
Before Boromir can even say anything Gandalf says to him, "Well, it's not buster!!"
Boromir snaps out of his little scared mood, "Who you calling buster? Old Man!!"
All the little ones, "Uh-oh. Wrong move."
"Say that again," Gandalf dared him.
"No don't do it," Frodo said quietly.
"Where's the popcorn when you need it?" Aragorn asked.
"Turn your hearing aid up OLD MAN!"
"Uh-oh," everyone else said.
Gandalf leaps at him.
Frodo, who just realizes that he is still on Boromir's back screams, "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sam who also sees this screams, "Mr. Frodo jump off!"
Frodo can't let go fast enough and gets thrown to the ground too, "HELP!!!!!!!!!!"
Sam pulls Mr. Frodo out from underneath Boromir and Gandalf.
"Oh thanks Sam!" Frodo looks back at the fighting scene, "Someone stop them!"
"What are we going to do Mr. Frodo?"
"Legolas, grab Boromir," Aragorn instructed.
Aragorn grab's Gandalf while Legolas grabs Boromir.
"Let me go!" Gandalf screams at Aragorn.
"You two knock it off," Aragorn screamed at them both.
"I can take him!!" Gandalf screamed.
"Do NOT make me get the hose!!" Frodo threatened!
"There will be no fighting as long as I am here!!" Aragorn told them both.
Merry looks up from his eating to see what was going on, "Maybe you should of thought of that to begin with."
"Yeah" Pip added.
Gandalf raises his hands, "Well maybe you shouldn't be here."
Aragorn pulls his arms down, "Don't you dare Gandalf the Grey"
Gimli gasps, "He called him Gandalf the Grey!"
Gandalf gasps too, but then looks confused, "Okay, why am I gasping? Okay then." He stands up straight and asks, "Now what was the original question?"
Legolas finally releases Boromir.
"I asked, why don't you poof us there?"
Gandalf gasps, "Who told you about my poofing!!" He turns to Aragorn, "and starts to point his finger, "It was you Wasn't it!?"
"Whoa! Déjà vu." Frodo said.
Aragorn sighs, "We already went through this"
Merry takes out a VCR remote control hits the fast forward button. Everyone talks in chipmunk voices and moves very fast. Then he stops it.
"Who told you about my poofing?!"
"Oops wrong button."
Frodo rolls his eyes, "Farther Merry."
Merry hits the correct button this time.
"The reason, dear friend, is to teach us all a lesson."
Boromir asked, "And what lesson would that be?"
"Another lesson." Aragorn said.
"That we have to work together and get through the tough times together." Gandalf told him. "Besides that, my magic doesn't work in Mordor."
Legolas turned to Aragorn, "Yeah, your lesson, Aragorn, is 1+1=2."
Gandalf spoke louder, "And the accomplish satisfactory feeling that you get."
"Hahaha, very funny, Legolas."
"Oooooooooohhhhh!" Boromir said understanding Gandalf.
"Let's go!!!" and he leads the way.
Frodo turns to Sam and says, "This was all way too weird Sam, way too weird."
"Ay, you can say that again, Mr. Frodo."
"This was all way too weird Sam, way too weird."
"That's not what I meant."
"If you didn't mean it, then why did you say it?"
"Come on you two!!" Merry said coming up behind them.
"Come on Sam!!" Frodo called and ran after them.
Sam runs too.
~*~This is the part of the story where we didn't know where we would go, so we just decided to do "A Few Days Later," and show up at the place where Boromir was teaching Merry and Pip how to sword fight and where the birdies come!! :)~*~
So... a few days later.
"Okay, now come lunge at me Pip." Pip lunges clumsily and Boromir simply moves out of the way.
"Frodo. Sam. Do you want to learn to sword fight too?" Aragorn asks them.
"Um... not really," Frodo said.
"Yeah, no." Sam said too.
Aragorn shrugs, "Fine by me."
"But thank you for asking," Frodo said.
Boromir was teaching the little ones again, "Little Pip, you have to keep your ground. Keep your feet planted."
"Now Merry, you come after me."
Merry who was listening and did the best he could from what Boromir told him, charges after him.
"Nice one," Boromir told him.
"Thank you,"
After a few more times Pip and Merry where getting better at the sword fighting stuff.
"If anyone asks me," Gimli said, "I'd say we were taking the really really really really really really long way."
"No one asked you," Legolas told him.
"That's my point."
"Good one Pip," Merry says to him.
"Thank you," says Pip.
Boromir accidentally nicked him with the sword, "Hey!!"
Boromir looked a little scared that he really did hurt the little one, "Sorry."
Pip kicked him in the shin, Boromir grabbed at it in pain. "Get him!!!" Merry screamed.
They both tackled Boromir and brought him to the ground while he was laughing.
"For the Shire!!!" You could hear one of the two laugh.
"He's got my arm," the other screamed.
Legolas runs up on top of the rocks... like... well... an elf. "Something is not right."
"You're right, Boromir is laughing," Gandalf said.
"That's my ticklish spot!!!" You could hear Boromir screaming.
"That's not what I mean," Legolas said.
"What do you mean elf person?" Gandalf asked.
"Something approaches."
"Ooooo! Do you think it could be the welcome committee?" Gandalf wondered.
TO BE CONTINUED...
A few things... 1.) Where did the food that Merry was eating appear from?
2.) When did Frodo get on Boromir's back. Okay that's it... anyways... Oooo! Could it be the welcome committee?? Well, you'll just have to wait and see what happens next time. Same Middle-Earth time, Same Middle-Earth channel.