Chapter 25: The Birdie scene.
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, and Sam.
Author note: LOOKS WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!!! AGAIN!!! Dances around.
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
"No," he says seriously, "They look like birdies?"
"Birdies?" Gandalf asked.
"Birdies," Legolas looks confused, "Where did that come from?"
Gandalf laughs, "Hee hee!" Gandalf gets a good look at the birds and says, "Its Saruman's! He's sending his birds to see where we are!!"
Gimli looks at the birds and says, "I want a bird."
Gandalf screams, "Birds are coming!! Take cover!!"
"What?" Boromir asked.
"BIRDS!!!" Scream Gandalf, who run past them and jump into a bush.
"What was that all about?" Boromir asked still confused.
Legolas dives behind something.
"Birdies are coming!" Aragorn said.
"Take cover you fools!!!" Gandalf says from his bush.
Boromir sees the birds coming and grabs Merry and Pippin and throws them into covering, covering himself as well.
Aragorn pulls Frodo under a rock.
Sam dives next to the Monster.
Gimli also dives for cover.
The birdies fly by.
"Ow... Frodo move over," Aragorn said.
"Where do you want me to go?? You pushed me under a rock. I'm a little squashed," but he moves over just the same.
"Thank you."
"Is it safe now Gandalf?" Gimli asked.
"Zzzzzzzzz..."
Boromir rolls his eyes.
Legolas throws a rock at Gandalf.
"Owwww... zzzzz..."
Legolas looks out, "I think they left."
Boromir looks out and sees none too, so he gets up.
"Wait!" Frodo screamed out, "There's always just one more!"
A single bird hits Boromir in the head, "Oww!!"
Aragorn laughs and sticks his head out too, "Yeah I don't see any more birds."
"Uh... too late!!" Boromir says while rubbing his head.
"What are we going to do about Gandalf?" Frodo asked.
"Zzzzzz..."
"Hit him with another rock?" Aragorn suggested.
"No," Legolas told him.
"I'll get the hose," Boromir said and ran off.
"There's a hose all the way out here?" Gimli asked.
"Of course there is," Boromir says while bringing back the hose, "This is Middle Earth we can do anything we want to do."
"Oh right," Gimli said, still a little confused as to how there can be a hose out here.
Boromir sprays Gandalf with it.
"Hey Frodo?" Aragorn called out.
"Yeah Strider?"
In the short distance you can hear someone screaming, "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THAT'S COLD!!!!!"
"Well, Gandalf's up," turns back to Strider, "What's up Strider?"
"Nothing."
"No come on Strider, talk to me. Tell me what's on your mind."
"That'll be a short conversation," Legolas stated.
"Hey!!" Aragorn said feeling insulted.
"Legolas leave!"
"What?! Fine!!" he sighed and left.
"So, Strider, what is on your mind?"
"Well, nothing. I was just saying hi."
"Yeah, sure." He starts to walk away towards Gandalf, "Hi!" Frodo goes over to Sam. "Hey Sam!"
"Hey there Mr. Frodo."
"See Frodo, I told you it would be a short conversation."
"Go away you big, overgrown, MEANIE!!!!"
Aragorn runs towards Legolas and jumps on his back giving him a nuggie, "NUGGIE!!!"
Legolas screams out in some pain. There's a little, "AHHHHHH!" and a little, "Owww!" in there."
Frodo laughs.
"Go Strider!!" Sam cheers on.
"Go Strider! Go Strider! Go!!" Frodo chants.
Merry comes over, "What are you doing?"
Frodo shrugs, "I don't know."
"What's going on?" Boromir comes over.
"Strider gave Legolas a nuggie."
"Ahhh! Well, the old man is finally up if you guys are ready to go."
"DO NOT CALL ME AN OLD MAN!!!!" Gandalf raises his hands.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Uh-oh, this really can't be good. What's he gonna do? What did Aragorn really want to say? This time I really don't know. :o) Lindsey did it!! Points at *Lindsey* Till next time.
Disclaimers in part one.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, and Sam.
Author note: LOOKS WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!! LOOK WHOSE BACK!!!! AGAIN!!! Dances around.
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
"No," he says seriously, "They look like birdies?"
"Birdies?" Gandalf asked.
"Birdies," Legolas looks confused, "Where did that come from?"
Gandalf laughs, "Hee hee!" Gandalf gets a good look at the birds and says, "Its Saruman's! He's sending his birds to see where we are!!"
Gimli looks at the birds and says, "I want a bird."
Gandalf screams, "Birds are coming!! Take cover!!"
"What?" Boromir asked.
"BIRDS!!!" Scream Gandalf, who run past them and jump into a bush.
"What was that all about?" Boromir asked still confused.
Legolas dives behind something.
"Birdies are coming!" Aragorn said.
"Take cover you fools!!!" Gandalf says from his bush.
Boromir sees the birds coming and grabs Merry and Pippin and throws them into covering, covering himself as well.
Aragorn pulls Frodo under a rock.
Sam dives next to the Monster.
Gimli also dives for cover.
The birdies fly by.
"Ow... Frodo move over," Aragorn said.
"Where do you want me to go?? You pushed me under a rock. I'm a little squashed," but he moves over just the same.
"Thank you."
"Is it safe now Gandalf?" Gimli asked.
"Zzzzzzzzz..."
Boromir rolls his eyes.
Legolas throws a rock at Gandalf.
"Owwww... zzzzz..."
Legolas looks out, "I think they left."
Boromir looks out and sees none too, so he gets up.
"Wait!" Frodo screamed out, "There's always just one more!"
A single bird hits Boromir in the head, "Oww!!"
Aragorn laughs and sticks his head out too, "Yeah I don't see any more birds."
"Uh... too late!!" Boromir says while rubbing his head.
"What are we going to do about Gandalf?" Frodo asked.
"Zzzzzz..."
"Hit him with another rock?" Aragorn suggested.
"No," Legolas told him.
"I'll get the hose," Boromir said and ran off.
"There's a hose all the way out here?" Gimli asked.
"Of course there is," Boromir says while bringing back the hose, "This is Middle Earth we can do anything we want to do."
"Oh right," Gimli said, still a little confused as to how there can be a hose out here.
Boromir sprays Gandalf with it.
"Hey Frodo?" Aragorn called out.
"Yeah Strider?"
In the short distance you can hear someone screaming, "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THAT'S COLD!!!!!"
"Well, Gandalf's up," turns back to Strider, "What's up Strider?"
"Nothing."
"No come on Strider, talk to me. Tell me what's on your mind."
"That'll be a short conversation," Legolas stated.
"Hey!!" Aragorn said feeling insulted.
"Legolas leave!"
"What?! Fine!!" he sighed and left.
"So, Strider, what is on your mind?"
"Well, nothing. I was just saying hi."
"Yeah, sure." He starts to walk away towards Gandalf, "Hi!" Frodo goes over to Sam. "Hey Sam!"
"Hey there Mr. Frodo."
"See Frodo, I told you it would be a short conversation."
"Go away you big, overgrown, MEANIE!!!!"
Aragorn runs towards Legolas and jumps on his back giving him a nuggie, "NUGGIE!!!"
Legolas screams out in some pain. There's a little, "AHHHHHH!" and a little, "Owww!" in there."
Frodo laughs.
"Go Strider!!" Sam cheers on.
"Go Strider! Go Strider! Go!!" Frodo chants.
Merry comes over, "What are you doing?"
Frodo shrugs, "I don't know."
"What's going on?" Boromir comes over.
"Strider gave Legolas a nuggie."
"Ahhh! Well, the old man is finally up if you guys are ready to go."
"DO NOT CALL ME AN OLD MAN!!!!" Gandalf raises his hands.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Uh-oh, this really can't be good. What's he gonna do? What did Aragorn really want to say? This time I really don't know. :o) Lindsey did it!! Points at *Lindsey* Till next time.