Chapter 28: The doors of Moria!!
Disclaimers: I owe nothing, I may have used the same words from the movie, that is purely by accident, because my memory isn't that good. So there. I also do not owe the movie Cinderella, just wanted to use it.
ALSO!!! I just want to say, that I mean not to insult Elvish speaking. It's just that it doesn't show up on the subtitles and I'm to lazy to go find a script on the computer.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and new comer.
Author note: WOO!!!!! I am reading the book!!!! And have seen LOTR part 2 twice!!!! Woo-hoooo!!!!!!! Go Lord of the rings!! :o)
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
They struggle down the hill. By the time that they got down there they were half frozen and numb.
"Gandalf," Frodo started in his little cold, frozen, hobbit voice.
"Yes Frodo, I shall," Gandalf raises his hands.
Aragorn wanted to duck, but couldn't considering he was frozen.
Everyone was warm now and thawed out.
"Thank you!" Everyone called out.
"Can we continue now?" Aragorn asked.
"Yes!" Gandalf said and started to sing to 'You are my sunshine'.
"I thought you didn't like show tunes, Gandalf?" Legolas asked him.
"I never said that."
Before Legolas could push him any further Sam asked, "Where's Bill?"
Boromir didn't know, but he thought that maybe Strider knew, "Um... Strider, do you want to answer that question?"
"What?" Aragorn asked.
"Where's Bill?" Boromir asked.
"I don't know, I thought you saw him last."
"Not I!" Boromir stated. He turns to Alec, "What did you do with him!?"
"Who's Bill?" Alec said.
"It was Alec!! He lost Bill!"
"Alec wasn't here stupid!" Legolas said.
"Hey, don't call Boromir stupid! You dork!!" Merry stuck up for him.
"It's okay little one," Boromir told him.
"Geek!" Legolas said.
"Doofus!!"
"Guys that's enough," Alec said stopping them.
"Sorry," Boromir said.
"Sorry," Legolas said too.
"Let's Go!!" Gandalf said.
"Yes, come on." Aragorn said.
"But what about Bill?" Sam asked again.
"Look there he is Sam," Frodo said pointing behind him.
"Where?" Boromir asked.
"There!" Sam saw him, "Come're Bill!!"
Bill trots over to Sam.
"Hiya Bill!" Sam pets his face.
Bill shakes his head.
"What's wrong Bill?"
Bill nays, "NAY!"
"Does Timmy need our help!?" Boromir grabbed his reigns and looked into his eyes.
"He's Bill the horse, Boromir," Alec said, "Not Lassie the dog!"
Boromir looked at him confused, for he didn't know who Lassie was.
Bill Nays again, "Nay nay!!"
"What is it Bill?!" Sam asked again.
Bill stamps his feet and moves around violently.
"What is he saying Gandalf?" Sam asked the wizard.
Gandalf was just about to say something so funny when he picked his head up and looked serious, "Someone's coming."
"Whatever it is, it's not friendly," Legolas said trying to see who is coming using his elf eyes.
"Let's go!" Gandalf says and walks quickly.
Boromir follows him, "Let's go guys!"
Alec follows.
Legolas and Gimli follow, keeping careful watch.
"Be watchful, Frodo. Keep a watch on Sting. I want to know if it glows blue." Strider said to the little one.
Frodo looks down at his sword and sees it glowing blue, "It's blue!!"
"Gandalf! Orcs!" Aragorn shouted out.
Frodo looks behind him, "WE HAVE COMPANY!!"
Aragorn turns and draws his sword Anduril.
Legolas pulls out an arrow and his boy. (yay)
"Come on! We are almost at Moria!" Gandalf said still running.
Legolas, like the French guy in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, "You stupid Orcs, you will not get past us, you stinky little pipe-fillers!"
Gimli gives Legolas a funny look.
Legolas shrugs, "I dunno."
"Come on guys!" Boromir screams.
"Bill! Go home!! Run Home!!!" Frodo says to the pony.
"Run bill," Sam also says.
"Run as fast as your little legs can take you!!" Frodo said on the verge of tears.
Bill runs off to the side and is no longer seen.
"Gandalf let's go!" Legolas cried out to the wizard.
"I'm way ahead of you guys," Gandalf called out. He was a few yards already in front of them.
"Go Legolas!" Aragorn tells him
Legolas runs with Sam on his back.
Alec and Gimme follow after the Monster.
Aragorn is still the last and he runs after everybody else.
Boromir is already ahead of them all.
After a while, they loose the Orcs, but they didn't notice it...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jenn: Didn't notice what?
Lindsey: The Orcs leaving.
Jenn: ohhhhh!
Lindsey: And continuing.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
They soon made it to Moria.
"We are here!" Gandalf exclaimed.
"Moria!" Gimli said happily.
Boromir looks behind them, "Hey we lost them!"
"Yeah, I knew that," Frodo said.
"How long ago?" Aragorn asked.
"A long time ago," Frodo said as asking, 'you didn't see it?'.
"And you didn't tell us?" Boromir asked.
"How far did we run?" Legolas asked.
"A long long way," Boromir told him.
Alec sits down on a rock and Merry jumps off his back. Alec smiles at Merry and says, "Well, little one, I hope you liked the ride," and he ruffles Merry's hair. Merry just smiles.
Frodo jumps off of Strider's back, "Thanks Strider."
"Your welcome Frodo."
Sam jumps off of the Monster's back, "Thanks Legolas!"
The three hobbits ran to each other.
"I am not giving up my ride," Pip said from Boromir's back.
"Fine by me little one," Boromir said.
"Ah, now here it is. The door to Moria," Gandalf said.
Gimli smiles really big.
"There is something not right here."
"Now what it says in elvish is, 'Bibity bobety boo."
"Really?" Gimli said in confusement.
"Hey! That's not Elvish!" Frodo screamed.
"Yeah, it's from a movie!!" Alec screamed, "It's from Cinderella!"
"Cinderella, huh?" Boromir asked, "Sounds like a girly movie."
"It's not! It's uh... very manly!"
"Yeah, sure," Everyone said at the same time.
"Well, besides the obvious," Legolas said to change the subject, "it just sounded good."
"Now what it means is 'Speak Friend and the doors will open'."
"Friend." Legolas said. But nothing happened.
"Yes, it means that we have to say something nice to it and the doors will open to us," Gandalf said.
"Ah," Frodo said.
Gandalf says some stuff.
"What did you just say?" Frodo asked.
"That it has lovely stones, but that didn't seem to work."
Sam walks up to the door, "Hullo Mr. Door."
The door growls, "Grrrr..." at Sam.
"Sorry, are you a Mrs. Door?"
The door does not reply.
"Oh. 'The' Door then?"
The door replied with a happy glee, "GLEE!"
"This is too strange, even for me." Gandalf said.
"Um... we would like to enter, you see, we have a quest and the Mountain Caradhras has kept us from crossing the Misty Mountains, which is what we must do to complete out quest."
"You have to speak friend," 'The' Door responded.
"Um... Friend?" Sam said.
The door said, "Yes. Friend."
Aragorn finally gets an idea, "Door, what language shall we speak friend?"
Alec whispers to Boromir, "Why are they talking to a door?"
Boromir shakes his head, "I do not know," he turns to Pip, "Pippin?"
"Because," Pippin told him.
"Ah!" Boromir says to Alec, "Because
"Oh that helps!" Alec said.
"Gandalf, what is the Elvish word for Friend?" Merry asked.
"Boo," Gandalf said.
The doors open and the door sighs and says, "You may now enter."
"That's not the word though," Aragorn says.
"How do you know, Strider?" Sam asked.
"I speak Elvish remember?"
"Oh, right."
The door said, "You guys are pathetic so I felt bad for you and just opened the doors."
"Oh, thank you," Aragorn says.
"Yeah, yeah. Just get in here before you get eaten by the sea monster."
Gandalf runs in and so does Boromir.
"Come on guys, let's go!" Aragorn said.
Frodo follows, Sam walks next to him, and Merry Jumps on Alec's back.
Everyone follows in, but Aragorn is late, as usual.
"I HATE THE DARK!!" Legolas screamed.
Gandalf lit up his staff.
"Oh that's better."
"It's still kinda..." he trips and falls on his face, "Dark."
"Strider, are you okay?" Frodo asks him
"Yeah."
"Good," and Frodo helps him up.
"Thanks little one."
"No problemo big one."
Alec tosses a black tube at Aragorn and surprisingly he catches it, "Press the little red button. It'll help."
Aragorn press it and a light turns one, "Oh hey, thanks!"
Takes out a tube too, "I have my own light use," he pushes a button and a light saber comes out.
"Ohhhh! So cool!" Merry said.
"Hey a light saber!" Legolas said.
"Yeah!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Okay, this was a long chapter. Uh... pretty neat with the light sabers huh? And what about the door part, that was pretty strange huh? Hey, what do you expect this whole story is like that. It's supposed to be like that. Oh, sorry about that I didn't put in the part where the monster tried to eat them, but he destroys the entrance of Moria, which means that 'The' door would have been killed and I don't like to kill of things or people. So sorry, for those who missed it.
Lindsey's comment: "hullo Mr. Door." that's such a Sam moment! how can you not like it!? SAM IS SO CUTE! ok, i'm done. wobbles
JUST IN CASE NO ONE SAW IT AT THE TOP!! I just want to say, that I mean not to insult elvish speaking. It's just that it doesn't show up on the subtitles and I'm too lazy to go find a script on the computer.
Disclaimers: I owe nothing, I may have used the same words from the movie, that is purely by accident, because my memory isn't that good. So there. I also do not owe the movie Cinderella, just wanted to use it.
ALSO!!! I just want to say, that I mean not to insult Elvish speaking. It's just that it doesn't show up on the subtitles and I'm to lazy to go find a script on the computer.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and new comer.
Author note: WOO!!!!! I am reading the book!!!! And have seen LOTR part 2 twice!!!! Woo-hoooo!!!!!!! Go Lord of the rings!! :o)
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
They struggle down the hill. By the time that they got down there they were half frozen and numb.
"Gandalf," Frodo started in his little cold, frozen, hobbit voice.
"Yes Frodo, I shall," Gandalf raises his hands.
Aragorn wanted to duck, but couldn't considering he was frozen.
Everyone was warm now and thawed out.
"Thank you!" Everyone called out.
"Can we continue now?" Aragorn asked.
"Yes!" Gandalf said and started to sing to 'You are my sunshine'.
"I thought you didn't like show tunes, Gandalf?" Legolas asked him.
"I never said that."
Before Legolas could push him any further Sam asked, "Where's Bill?"
Boromir didn't know, but he thought that maybe Strider knew, "Um... Strider, do you want to answer that question?"
"What?" Aragorn asked.
"Where's Bill?" Boromir asked.
"I don't know, I thought you saw him last."
"Not I!" Boromir stated. He turns to Alec, "What did you do with him!?"
"Who's Bill?" Alec said.
"It was Alec!! He lost Bill!"
"Alec wasn't here stupid!" Legolas said.
"Hey, don't call Boromir stupid! You dork!!" Merry stuck up for him.
"It's okay little one," Boromir told him.
"Geek!" Legolas said.
"Doofus!!"
"Guys that's enough," Alec said stopping them.
"Sorry," Boromir said.
"Sorry," Legolas said too.
"Let's Go!!" Gandalf said.
"Yes, come on." Aragorn said.
"But what about Bill?" Sam asked again.
"Look there he is Sam," Frodo said pointing behind him.
"Where?" Boromir asked.
"There!" Sam saw him, "Come're Bill!!"
Bill trots over to Sam.
"Hiya Bill!" Sam pets his face.
Bill shakes his head.
"What's wrong Bill?"
Bill nays, "NAY!"
"Does Timmy need our help!?" Boromir grabbed his reigns and looked into his eyes.
"He's Bill the horse, Boromir," Alec said, "Not Lassie the dog!"
Boromir looked at him confused, for he didn't know who Lassie was.
Bill Nays again, "Nay nay!!"
"What is it Bill?!" Sam asked again.
Bill stamps his feet and moves around violently.
"What is he saying Gandalf?" Sam asked the wizard.
Gandalf was just about to say something so funny when he picked his head up and looked serious, "Someone's coming."
"Whatever it is, it's not friendly," Legolas said trying to see who is coming using his elf eyes.
"Let's go!" Gandalf says and walks quickly.
Boromir follows him, "Let's go guys!"
Alec follows.
Legolas and Gimli follow, keeping careful watch.
"Be watchful, Frodo. Keep a watch on Sting. I want to know if it glows blue." Strider said to the little one.
Frodo looks down at his sword and sees it glowing blue, "It's blue!!"
"Gandalf! Orcs!" Aragorn shouted out.
Frodo looks behind him, "WE HAVE COMPANY!!"
Aragorn turns and draws his sword Anduril.
Legolas pulls out an arrow and his boy. (yay)
"Come on! We are almost at Moria!" Gandalf said still running.
Legolas, like the French guy in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, "You stupid Orcs, you will not get past us, you stinky little pipe-fillers!"
Gimli gives Legolas a funny look.
Legolas shrugs, "I dunno."
"Come on guys!" Boromir screams.
"Bill! Go home!! Run Home!!!" Frodo says to the pony.
"Run bill," Sam also says.
"Run as fast as your little legs can take you!!" Frodo said on the verge of tears.
Bill runs off to the side and is no longer seen.
"Gandalf let's go!" Legolas cried out to the wizard.
"I'm way ahead of you guys," Gandalf called out. He was a few yards already in front of them.
"Go Legolas!" Aragorn tells him
Legolas runs with Sam on his back.
Alec and Gimme follow after the Monster.
Aragorn is still the last and he runs after everybody else.
Boromir is already ahead of them all.
After a while, they loose the Orcs, but they didn't notice it...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jenn: Didn't notice what?
Lindsey: The Orcs leaving.
Jenn: ohhhhh!
Lindsey: And continuing.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
They soon made it to Moria.
"We are here!" Gandalf exclaimed.
"Moria!" Gimli said happily.
Boromir looks behind them, "Hey we lost them!"
"Yeah, I knew that," Frodo said.
"How long ago?" Aragorn asked.
"A long time ago," Frodo said as asking, 'you didn't see it?'.
"And you didn't tell us?" Boromir asked.
"How far did we run?" Legolas asked.
"A long long way," Boromir told him.
Alec sits down on a rock and Merry jumps off his back. Alec smiles at Merry and says, "Well, little one, I hope you liked the ride," and he ruffles Merry's hair. Merry just smiles.
Frodo jumps off of Strider's back, "Thanks Strider."
"Your welcome Frodo."
Sam jumps off of the Monster's back, "Thanks Legolas!"
The three hobbits ran to each other.
"I am not giving up my ride," Pip said from Boromir's back.
"Fine by me little one," Boromir said.
"Ah, now here it is. The door to Moria," Gandalf said.
Gimli smiles really big.
"There is something not right here."
"Now what it says in elvish is, 'Bibity bobety boo."
"Really?" Gimli said in confusement.
"Hey! That's not Elvish!" Frodo screamed.
"Yeah, it's from a movie!!" Alec screamed, "It's from Cinderella!"
"Cinderella, huh?" Boromir asked, "Sounds like a girly movie."
"It's not! It's uh... very manly!"
"Yeah, sure," Everyone said at the same time.
"Well, besides the obvious," Legolas said to change the subject, "it just sounded good."
"Now what it means is 'Speak Friend and the doors will open'."
"Friend." Legolas said. But nothing happened.
"Yes, it means that we have to say something nice to it and the doors will open to us," Gandalf said.
"Ah," Frodo said.
Gandalf says some stuff.
"What did you just say?" Frodo asked.
"That it has lovely stones, but that didn't seem to work."
Sam walks up to the door, "Hullo Mr. Door."
The door growls, "Grrrr..." at Sam.
"Sorry, are you a Mrs. Door?"
The door does not reply.
"Oh. 'The' Door then?"
The door replied with a happy glee, "GLEE!"
"This is too strange, even for me." Gandalf said.
"Um... we would like to enter, you see, we have a quest and the Mountain Caradhras has kept us from crossing the Misty Mountains, which is what we must do to complete out quest."
"You have to speak friend," 'The' Door responded.
"Um... Friend?" Sam said.
The door said, "Yes. Friend."
Aragorn finally gets an idea, "Door, what language shall we speak friend?"
Alec whispers to Boromir, "Why are they talking to a door?"
Boromir shakes his head, "I do not know," he turns to Pip, "Pippin?"
"Because," Pippin told him.
"Ah!" Boromir says to Alec, "Because
"Oh that helps!" Alec said.
"Gandalf, what is the Elvish word for Friend?" Merry asked.
"Boo," Gandalf said.
The doors open and the door sighs and says, "You may now enter."
"That's not the word though," Aragorn says.
"How do you know, Strider?" Sam asked.
"I speak Elvish remember?"
"Oh, right."
The door said, "You guys are pathetic so I felt bad for you and just opened the doors."
"Oh, thank you," Aragorn says.
"Yeah, yeah. Just get in here before you get eaten by the sea monster."
Gandalf runs in and so does Boromir.
"Come on guys, let's go!" Aragorn said.
Frodo follows, Sam walks next to him, and Merry Jumps on Alec's back.
Everyone follows in, but Aragorn is late, as usual.
"I HATE THE DARK!!" Legolas screamed.
Gandalf lit up his staff.
"Oh that's better."
"It's still kinda..." he trips and falls on his face, "Dark."
"Strider, are you okay?" Frodo asks him
"Yeah."
"Good," and Frodo helps him up.
"Thanks little one."
"No problemo big one."
Alec tosses a black tube at Aragorn and surprisingly he catches it, "Press the little red button. It'll help."
Aragorn press it and a light turns one, "Oh hey, thanks!"
Takes out a tube too, "I have my own light use," he pushes a button and a light saber comes out.
"Ohhhh! So cool!" Merry said.
"Hey a light saber!" Legolas said.
"Yeah!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
Okay, this was a long chapter. Uh... pretty neat with the light sabers huh? And what about the door part, that was pretty strange huh? Hey, what do you expect this whole story is like that. It's supposed to be like that. Oh, sorry about that I didn't put in the part where the monster tried to eat them, but he destroys the entrance of Moria, which means that 'The' door would have been killed and I don't like to kill of things or people. So sorry, for those who missed it.
Lindsey's comment: "hullo Mr. Door." that's such a Sam moment! how can you not like it!? SAM IS SO CUTE! ok, i'm done. wobbles
JUST IN CASE NO ONE SAW IT AT THE TOP!! I just want to say, that I mean not to insult elvish speaking. It's just that it doesn't show up on the subtitles and I'm too lazy to go find a script on the computer.