Chapter 28: Inside The Doors Of Moria!!!

Disclaimers: I owe nothing, I may have used the same words from the movie, that is purely by accident, because my memory isn't that good. So there.

Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.

Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and new comer.

Author note: WOO!!!!! I am reading the book!!!! And have seen LOTR part 2 twice!!!! Woo-hoooo!!!!!!! Go Lord of the rings!! :o)

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"Boromir snores," Legolas said for no reason at all

"Wow, that came out of no where and I do not!!"

"Yes you do!"

"So, you're afraid of the dark!!"

"I said I hate the dark, not that I am afraid of it," Legolas corrected him.

"Same diff. Tomato Tamato," Boromir shrugged.

"Besides," Legolas started to glow, "I can glow!"

Gimli walks up to Gandalf.

"Hello Gimli," Gandalf said down to the little man.

"Hello Gandalf," Gimli said looking up to the wizard.

Alec reaches inside his trench coat like he's looking for something and finds it and takes his hand out.

"What you got there Alec?" Merry asked from his back.

"Nothing."

"Uh-huh, sure." And the hobbit dropped the subject.

"How much farther Gandalf?" Alec asked.

"It's a two day walk through the mines."

"Two days In the DARK!!" Boromir said trying to make Legolas scared.

"Two days!?" Alec was shocked.

"Two days, in the DARRRRKKK!!!" Boromir said again, just trying to be annoying.

Legolas was still glowing, "I have my own light source."

"Hey where did you get that?" Boromir asked.

"I'm a elf. Elves glow."

"Ohhhhhhhh!"

Alec walks up behind Frodo, "Hello Frodo."

"Hello Alec," and the small hobbit checks his chain to make sure that the ring is still there.

"I am no thief," Alec tells him, "I would not steal the ring from you."

"I know. I just check from time to time, to make sure it's still there."

"Aragorn, you are being awfully quiet back there," there is no response to Legolas statement, "Aragorn?"

"Where is Strider?" Frodo asked scared.

"I do not know," Legolas said using his elf like eyes to see if he can see Aragorn.

"ARAGORN!!!" Frodo called out.

"Gandalf, we are minus one!" Legolas called out.

"Oh dear!"

"Find him Gandalf!!" Frodo said.

"Darn it Frodo! I'm a wizard, not a "Where's Waldo," finder!!"

"Who?" Frodo asked.

"Exactly my point!" Gandalf said.

"Can't you just raise your hands and poof him here?" Frodo asked.

"I can try, but I am pretty sure that I need to know where he is in order to poof him here." Gandalf raises his hands and says a few words.

"Don't miss... again," Alec said.

Lots of noise erupts

Spock shows up. "Live long and prosper."

"Wha..." Gandalf looked confused at the new person.

"Ooooo look! Another elf!!" Merry exclaimed.

"He is not an elf!" Legolas told him, "He doesn't even glow

"I am not an elf, I am a Vulcan," Spock told them.

Alec hits his forehead with his hand, "Okay..."

"Oh my gosh!" Gandalf raises his hands again and poof no more Spock. "Lets try that again," Gandalf raises his hands and a T-Rex poofs in.

T-Rex sees everyone, "GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"

Merry, Boromir, Frodo, Legolas, and Gimli all scream, "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Nooooo!" Gandalf screams. Gandalf raises his hands and gets rid of the T-Rex, "Okay. One more time," and he raises his hands again. Nothing happens though, "Strider?"

"What?" came a voice and a groan from out of the range of the light.

"Where are you?" Frodo asked.

"Over here!"

"Um..." Legolas walks towards the sound of Aragorn's voice, "I think Gondor's future king walked into a wall and knocked himself out"

"Oh my gosh! Gondor is in trouble. Yep. Big Trouble," Boromir said.

"Well, it's a draw between you as the next Steward or Aragorn as the king, either way Gondor's in big trouble." Legolas pointed out.

"Hey!! Thanks for the support Legolas!" Boromir shouted and felt insulted.

"No problem."

"Ow..." came from Aragorn.

"I think it's gonna be pointing at Aragorn," Gandalf mumbled.

"What?" Boromir asked.

"I didn't say anything."

Boromir shrugged his shoulders and went over to Aragorn, "You okay?"

"Yeah." Aragorn said rubbing his head, "Bad headache, but I'm okay."

"Come on get up," Boromir helps him up.

"Thanks."

"No problem. Now come on! We have to get going!"

"Okay, is there anyone not here?" Alec asked.

"I'm not!" Merry shouted.

"Me neither," Pip announced.

Alec turned and laughed because Merry was still on his back, "Then I guess that means that I'm not here either little one."

Merry just laughed.

"We're all here, so let's go," Gandalf said and lead the way.

Everyone follows him.

Sam is still walking next to Frodo.

After walking for a little they come to a place with a couple of different tunnels to choose from.

"Where do we go now?" Frodo asked.

"Crazy!" Legolas screamed.

"I do not remember," Gandalf said truthfully.

"What?" Boromir shouted.

Gandalf raises his hands and out pops a lunch for everyone with lots of mints!

Legolas screams, "AHHHHHH!!!" when he sees what popped up he laughed.

"OOOOOO!!! Food!!!!" Merry said and jumped off Alec's back, "Come on Pip!!"

Pip jumps off Boromir's back and runs to the food, "FOOOD!!!!!!"



Alec walks over toe Frodo and says, "You should be more careful, little one," and he pulls out the Ring, "You dropped this back there."

"What?!" Frodo checks his chain and notices that it has fallen off, "Faulty clasp. Thank you." And he puts his hand out.

Alec doesn't give it back, just yet. It's the Boromir effect.

"Can I have it?" Frodo asked.

Aragorn comes over, "Yes, give it back."

"Give it to me!" Frodo says greedily.

Alec eyes them both suspiciously and then hands it back to Frodo and slaps him on the back, not hard, and laughs.

TO BE CONTINUED...

So... what's going on here?! Gandalf's magic is fading... what?! Spock? I have no clue. And what does Gandalf know about Boromir's end? Does he suspect, do you think he knows? And Alec, is he going to turn into a Boromir!? Read and find out in the next chapter of... "These are the days of our Middle-Earth lives."

Lindsey's note: *gasp* and why do bird suddenly appear every time you're near!? Only the GM knows! Wait, that's the Boar Hunt, wrong thing. And if for some reason, Braga was to ever read this: TOAST! (Sorry, I loved that, LOL)