Chapter 30: Gandalf's Goodbye... Hello???
Disclaimers: I owe nothing, I may have used the same words from the movie, that is purely by accident, because my memory isn't that good. So there.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and new comer.
Author note: I am no longer reading the book. Maybe one day I will though.
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Frodo takes the ring from Alec and puts it again around his neck.
Alec laughs and ruffles his hair again.
Merry turns his head and says, "So Gandalf were are we going?"
Gandalf looks at all three tunnels and says, "I...," he pauses and keeps on looking around, "I... don't remember."
"Merry, are we lost?" Pip asked his friend
"I don't think so," Merry answered him.
"I think we are."
"We're just going to sit down for awhile, regroup, and figure out where we are going." Gandalf says and sits down. "Anyone hungry or thirsty?"
"I'm hungry!" Pip said.
"Same here!" Merry added.
Gandalf raises his hands.
Aragorn and Legolas screams, "AHHHHH!!!!"
And Poof there is food and more mints!
Gandalf smiles and laughs at his friends.
"MINTS!!" Pip screams and jumps of Boromir's back.
Boromir mumbles, "Finally," and he stretched his back out.
"What's the matter?" Alec asked, "Can't carry a little one this far?"
"You wanna fight weird lookin' face?!" Boromir threatened.
"You're the weird looking one!"
"I think not!!"
"Yeah, sure!"
Boromir growls, "GRRRR!"
"Oh and an animal too? Maybe that's why you look so weird."
"That's it!" Boromir tackles Alec.
Alec falls, but fights back.
"Alec!! Boromir!!" Merry screamed at them with a mouth full of food.
Boromir and Alec continue to fight.
"Oh no! Not again," Pip said while eating.
"Gandalf! Do something!" Merry screamed.
Gandalf looked at the two fighting on the ground and said, "Oh let them. At least we'll win at something."
"Gandalf!!" Frodo says upset at his friends' answer.
Gandalf raises one of his hands and makes the two floats in the air.
"Hey!" Boromir screams.
"Not again!" Alec says.
"Good job, Alec!"
"I didn't start it! You did!"
"You made fin of me!"
"You jumped on me," Alec said, "And you made fun of me first!"
"Did not! It was you who made fun of me!"
"No, you did!"
"No!"
"That's it!!!" Gandalf stood up and screamed.
Boromir scared that Gandalf was going to do something screams, "Ahh! What?!"
At the same time Alec said, "Now what?"
"I remembered the way." Gandalf laughed.
"Oh good!" Alec said.
Gandalf raises his hands and releases the two of them.
"Ahhhh!" Boromir and Alec screamed as they fell to the ground.
"Owwww!!" Boromir said as he hit the ground.
Alec gets up and says, "Thank you Gandalf," and once again offers Boromir a hand up.
"Thanks."
"Let's go!" Gandalf says and leads the way.
Merry jumps on Alec's back, "ALEC!!"
"Hello again Merry!"
Frodo jumps on Strider's back, "Hiya Strider!!"
"Hello little one!"
"Jumping on little one," Boromir asks Pip.
Pip jumps on. "Hey Boromir!"
"Hello little one."
"Let's move it out!" Gandalf says.
Sam jumps on the Monster's back and says, "Hello Legolas."
"Hey there Samwise."
Gandalf continues to lead the way.
Everyone follows.
"Come on Alec, let's go!" Merry said.
"I'm going little one," and Alec follows.
Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli follow too.
"Where are we going?" Legolas asked.
"Crazy." Aragorn said.
"Too late," Legolas said.
Frodo and Merry laughed.
"Way too late!" Legolas said.
Pip screams, "Ahhhh!!!"
Boromir screamed too, "Pip what's wrong?!"
"I can't see!!"
Legolas laughed and said, "Open your eyes."
"Oh!" Pip opened his eyes and said, "There we go!"
Boromir rolls his eyes and laughed, "Good job little one!"
Pip laughed embarrassed like.
"OH! I got one!!" Legolas screamed and in a Golem voice he said, "My precioussssssssssssss..." he turned to his normal voice, "Pretty good huh?"
"Um... good job Legolas." Boromir said.
"Right..." Aragorn agreed.
"Thank you!"
"Gandalf are we there yet?" Boromir asked.
"No!"
"Ok, another one!!"
"Spare us!" Gandalf said.
Legolas ignored him and said in an Elrond voice, "The ring must be destroyed! Estel, don't lean back in your chair, I thought I told you not to do that!"
Gandalf laughed and said, "Now that was a good one."
"Yes it was," Aragorn said not laughing.
"Um... who's Estel?" Boromir asked.
"Guess," Legolas said.
"Strider?"
"Exactly."
Boromir laughed out loud.
"Another one?" Legolas asked.
Boromir, Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf all screamed out, "Nooo!!"
"Okay!" and in a Saruman voice Legolas said, "He will find the ring and kill the one that carries it...and by the way, do you think these multicolored robes are my thing?"
Gandalf puts his head in his hands and says, "Oh dear."
Aragorn laughs at both men.
Legolas says in a Denethor voice, "Farmair, go find an orc suit and jump inside so your brother can do target practice."
Everyone, including Boromir, laughed at that one.
"Let me try one!!!" Merry demanded. Everyone waits as he gets ready to do his voice and then in a Darth Vader voice he says, "Luke I am your father."
"Good one Merry." Boromir said laughing.
Legolas says in a voice like a Ringwraith, "Frodo... I am related to you in some way..."
Frodo shivered thinking about that and screamed, "Hey! Great! Now I'm gonna have nightmares all night long."
Legolas only laughed.
Boromir says in a Spock-like voice, "Legolas I am your long lost brother!"
"Oh really?" Legolas asked. "Then Mirkwood is in a big of trouble as Gondor is."
"Oh shush up," but continues in the Spock voice again, "And you aren't an Elf, you are a Vulcan!"
"Aw, shucks."
"'Aw, shucks'? From an Elf?" Gimli asked.
"I taught him that, I also taught him, 'Gee Whilikers!' too," Sam said with a smile.
"Shhh!" Gandalf said to everyone.
"Sorry, I guess I see I'm not appreciated," Legolas said and faked sniffed.
"Shhhhhhh!!!" Gandalf said again.
"What's wrong Gandalf, do you hear something?" Boromir asked.
"No! I just wanted you guys to be quiet."
"Oh! Sorry!" Aragorn said.
"Sorry." Legolas said.
"Sorry," Gimli said.
"Sorry," Pip said.
"Sorry," Sam said.
"Soooo..." Legolas said after only a few moments of being quiet.
"Buttons!!!!" Frodo said.
"When do we get there, Gandalf?" Legolas asked.
"What about buttons?" Pip asked.
"Guys! Shush!" Aragorn said after hearing some noises.
"Sorry," Frodo said sadly.
"Why, yes it is!" Frodo said.
"Is it glowing?" Aragorn told him
"Ooooooooo!" Frodo looks at it, "YES IT IS!!!"
"That's not good, right?" Boromir asked.
"Gandalf! Orcs!!"
Legolas draws his bow and arrow.
"There's a room up ahead! Run for it!!" Gandalf screamed.
Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Boromir all run.
"Come on Gandalf!!!" Aragorn screams.
Gandalf runs too.
They all safely get inside the room.
Gandalf closes the door.
Frodo, Sam, Pip, and Merry jump off the backs of the big people.
"Here!" Boromir throws an axe at Alec.
Alec catches and looks at it, "Thanks!"
Boromir rolled his eyes and said, "Put it against the door!" Boromir throws Aragorn an axe too.
Aragorn then picks up a sword that was lying around and tosses it to Alec, "You'll need that"
Alec catches and says, "Thanks."
"Get Prepared."
The orcs started to bust the doors down.
Legolas shoots one with an arrow.
Boromir steadies his feet.
And soon the Orcs break through completely.
Boromir and Aragorn look at each other and then at the same time they scream with a war tone and runs at them.
Legolas keeps getting the orcs with his arrows.
Gimli has his axe... um... self-explanatory.
Merry and Pip defended themselves with the ones that came after them.
Sam protects Mr. Frodo... awww!
Alec gets quite a few.
"Gandalf! Behind you!" Aragorn warns the older man.
Gandalf turns around and gets the Orc behind him, "Thanks!"
"No problem!"
Alec ends up next to Boromir.
"So how you doing?" Boromir asks while still fighting.
"Oh fine," Alec answers still fighting too, "You?"
"Great! Never better!" Gets an orc that was about to get Alec in the back.
"Thanks."
"No problem."
Aragorn takes a step backwards and trips over his own feet, "Ahh!" Swings at an orcs but misses, the orc missed his mark and grasped Aragorn's cheek slightly.
Legolas shoots the orc down with an arrow.
Frodo saw Strider go down and Screamed, "STRIDER!"
Legolas like the Monty Python and the Holy Grail Frenchman, "You stinky orc, you can be killed blindfolded!"
Boromir stared at Legolas and said, "What was that!?"
"What was what?" Legolas asked innocently.
"Gandalf, how many more?" Boromir asked in a little bit of a whining tone.
Gandalf never answered them back though. There was a rumble and the ground shook.
"What was that!" Pip asked.
Gandalf looked scared and said, "Just run!"
"Gandalf?" Pip was a little confused.
Gandalf leads the way quickly and Frodo and Merry follow him.
"Come on Aragorn!" Legolas screamed.
"Sam! Pip! Move it!" Boromir said.
"I'm coming" Aragorn gets up and runs after them.
Everyone is following Gandalf now.
They run through the mine and soon they see something creep up on them.
They all stop.
"What is that?" Merry asks seeing a fiery thing.
"Don't ask! Just run!"
"Oh my gosh!" Legolas says, "It's a thing-a-ma-gig!!"
"A do-hickey!!" Pip added.
Runs ahead and runs down a few stairs. But what he doesn't see is that there is a cliff in front of him and he almost falls, "Whoa!!"
Legolas comes running too and grabs onto Boromir to keep him from falling.
"Thanks!" Boromir says and continues to run down the stairs.
They all started running and soon came to a big hole in the middle.
Legolas jumps across, "Come on Gandalf!"
Gandalf jumps across.
Boromir turns to Pip and says, "Come on Little one."
Pip jumps on his back and they jump across.
Merry looks down the hole and gets a little scared.
"Merry?" Alec says.
"Alec?"
"Come on," Alec smiles.
Merry jumps on his back and the two jump across.
Legolas fires as a really stupid, stinky orc that was shooting at them, "Stupid, stinky orc-thing!"
Aragorn tosses Sam across and Sam screams, "Ahhhh!"
The front of the stairs fall in.
Aragorn is about to throw Gimli, but Gimli turns to him and says, "Nobody tosses a Dwarf! And since Nobody isn't here, I'll jump," and he jumps.
Legolas grabs Gimme by his beard considering that he is about to fall into the pit, "Owww!!! Not the beard!!!"
Legolas pulls him up. Then a piece of the ceiling comes falling down and makes the stairs even smaller.
"Strider, what do we do now?" Frodo asked.
Aragorn chants, "Lean-lean-lean-lean-lean-l-lean-hey!" and he leans to the right. "Lean-lean-lean-lean-lean-l-lean-hey!" and he leans to the left.
Frodo is very confused. (Just like the author)
"Lean forward Frodo," Aragorn and Frodo lean forward.
"Um...Gandalf, these aren't the orcs that poison their sword blades or anything are they? Or was Aragorn like this before?" Legolas asked.
"He was like that before."
"Oh good. Maybe."
The lose part of the stairs hits and Aragorn falls on top of Boromir.
"Sorry Boromir."
"That's okay."
Frodo falls into Legomonster.
"AHHH! Oh, it's only you Frodo"
"Let's go!!" Gandalf calls out.
"Gandalf, what is chasing us?" Pip asked.
"You don't want to know."
"Oh, okay." But a few moments later Pip asks, "What is it?"
Gandalf stops and sees a bridge, "There's the bridge! Go!!!"
Aragorn stops next to Gandalf and he tells him to, "Go!"
"Go you fool!" Gandalf yelled at Aragorn.
"Gandalf, what about you?!" Aragorn asked him.
All the little ones ran across the bridge.
"I'll be right behind you,"
Alec runs after the little ones, followed by Gimli and the monster.
"Come on Strider!" Boromir runs by him.
"Go on Strider! Run!!"
"I have a bad feeling about this," and he runs across too.
Gandalf runs behind Strider, but he stops half way across the bridge and sees the fiery thing.
"Gandalf!" Aragorn calls out.
Gandalf raises his staff and sword and says, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!" he then throws stick and sword into the bridge and makes it collapse. The fiery thing falls through the hole.
Gandalf turns around and says, "Not that hard."
The fiery tongue comes up and wraps around Gandalf's leg.
"GANDALF!!" Frodo screams out.
"Fly you fools!" And Gandalf falls.
"Gandalf!!! NOOOOO!!!!"
Sad music starts to play.
Arrows start to shoot at them.
"We must get the little ones out of here!!!" Boromir screamed.
Aragorn does a Luke Skywalker thing and starts shooting his bow and arrows at the orcs.
Boromir grabs Pip and Frodo.
Legolas grabs Sam.
Frodo struggles and kicks his feet.
Alec takes Merry out.
"Strider! Come on!!" Boromir shouts to his friend.
Aragorn follows after everyone.
They reach the outside.
Frodo is sobbing.
Sam does the as in the movie, sits down on the rock, puts his face in one hand and sobs.
Pip, Boromir, and Merry are also sobbing.
Legolas kinda stands there in shock.
All of a sudden the sad music comes to a halt.
Legolas looks around and says, "Hey it stopped."
A voice called out, "What are you guys crying about?"
Everyone looks over to where the tree is and sees Gandalf sitting there smoking his pipe.
"Gandalf!!" Aragorn is happy, "How... what?"
Gandalf smiles and says, "Cocoa!"
"Oh no!" Aragorn smiles.
"GANDALF!!!" Frodo runs towards him and gives him a big hug, "I thought you were gone!"
"It takes a lot more then that to get rid of a wizard like me."
Alec smiles, obliviously glad that Gandalf is back, even though he's not an official member of the Fellowship.
"Shall we go now?" Gandalf asks.
"Yes, the orcs will be swarming here before nightfall." Aragorn said.
"Then let's move it out!" Boromir walks over to Gandalf, "Glad you're back old man."
Gandalf just glares at him.
"WHOA!" Legolas said and everyone turned towards him with a confused looks on their faces. "Sorry, late reaction."
"Ohhhhhhhh!!" Everyone says.
Merry jumps on Alec's back, "Hi Alec!"
Alec laughs, "Hi Merry."
Frodo jumps on Strider's back, "Hiya Strider."
Aragorn sheaths his sword and almost falls as the unexpected Hobbit jumps on his back, "Hey there Frodo."
Sam walks next to Gandalf.
"Hi Sam."
"Hello Mr. Gandalf, sir."
"Jumping on little one?" Boromir asked Pip.
Pip jumps on and says, "You betcha!"
Gandalf smiles and leads the way.
TO BE CONTINUED...
WHOA! Bet no one saw that one coming huh?? Well, let's see here, what can I say. You know what I think that if Aragorn and Gandalf weren't fighting so much on the bridge they would of all came out alive. I don't know, that's about all I have to say. MORE ON THE WAY!!! Woo-hoo!!!!!
Lindsey's note!: lean-lean-lean-lean-lean-l-lean-hey! LOL, i do that every time! one of the bad things about going to too many high school football games... anyway, narf. lol. Gandy's back! yay! "Join us next time...!"
Disclaimers: I owe nothing, I may have used the same words from the movie, that is purely by accident, because my memory isn't that good. So there.
Jenn= Boromir!!! (YAY!!) Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Gimli, and Leogolas. Also, Strider/Aragorn, Pip, Sam, and new comer.
Author note: I am no longer reading the book. Maybe one day I will though.
LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~ LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Frodo takes the ring from Alec and puts it again around his neck.
Alec laughs and ruffles his hair again.
Merry turns his head and says, "So Gandalf were are we going?"
Gandalf looks at all three tunnels and says, "I...," he pauses and keeps on looking around, "I... don't remember."
"Merry, are we lost?" Pip asked his friend
"I don't think so," Merry answered him.
"I think we are."
"We're just going to sit down for awhile, regroup, and figure out where we are going." Gandalf says and sits down. "Anyone hungry or thirsty?"
"I'm hungry!" Pip said.
"Same here!" Merry added.
Gandalf raises his hands.
Aragorn and Legolas screams, "AHHHHH!!!!"
And Poof there is food and more mints!
Gandalf smiles and laughs at his friends.
"MINTS!!" Pip screams and jumps of Boromir's back.
Boromir mumbles, "Finally," and he stretched his back out.
"What's the matter?" Alec asked, "Can't carry a little one this far?"
"You wanna fight weird lookin' face?!" Boromir threatened.
"You're the weird looking one!"
"I think not!!"
"Yeah, sure!"
Boromir growls, "GRRRR!"
"Oh and an animal too? Maybe that's why you look so weird."
"That's it!" Boromir tackles Alec.
Alec falls, but fights back.
"Alec!! Boromir!!" Merry screamed at them with a mouth full of food.
Boromir and Alec continue to fight.
"Oh no! Not again," Pip said while eating.
"Gandalf! Do something!" Merry screamed.
Gandalf looked at the two fighting on the ground and said, "Oh let them. At least we'll win at something."
"Gandalf!!" Frodo says upset at his friends' answer.
Gandalf raises one of his hands and makes the two floats in the air.
"Hey!" Boromir screams.
"Not again!" Alec says.
"Good job, Alec!"
"I didn't start it! You did!"
"You made fin of me!"
"You jumped on me," Alec said, "And you made fun of me first!"
"Did not! It was you who made fun of me!"
"No, you did!"
"No!"
"That's it!!!" Gandalf stood up and screamed.
Boromir scared that Gandalf was going to do something screams, "Ahh! What?!"
At the same time Alec said, "Now what?"
"I remembered the way." Gandalf laughed.
"Oh good!" Alec said.
Gandalf raises his hands and releases the two of them.
"Ahhhh!" Boromir and Alec screamed as they fell to the ground.
"Owwww!!" Boromir said as he hit the ground.
Alec gets up and says, "Thank you Gandalf," and once again offers Boromir a hand up.
"Thanks."
"Let's go!" Gandalf says and leads the way.
Merry jumps on Alec's back, "ALEC!!"
"Hello again Merry!"
Frodo jumps on Strider's back, "Hiya Strider!!"
"Hello little one!"
"Jumping on little one," Boromir asks Pip.
Pip jumps on. "Hey Boromir!"
"Hello little one."
"Let's move it out!" Gandalf says.
Sam jumps on the Monster's back and says, "Hello Legolas."
"Hey there Samwise."
Gandalf continues to lead the way.
Everyone follows.
"Come on Alec, let's go!" Merry said.
"I'm going little one," and Alec follows.
Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli follow too.
"Where are we going?" Legolas asked.
"Crazy." Aragorn said.
"Too late," Legolas said.
Frodo and Merry laughed.
"Way too late!" Legolas said.
Pip screams, "Ahhhh!!!"
Boromir screamed too, "Pip what's wrong?!"
"I can't see!!"
Legolas laughed and said, "Open your eyes."
"Oh!" Pip opened his eyes and said, "There we go!"
Boromir rolls his eyes and laughed, "Good job little one!"
Pip laughed embarrassed like.
"OH! I got one!!" Legolas screamed and in a Golem voice he said, "My precioussssssssssssss..." he turned to his normal voice, "Pretty good huh?"
"Um... good job Legolas." Boromir said.
"Right..." Aragorn agreed.
"Thank you!"
"Gandalf are we there yet?" Boromir asked.
"No!"
"Ok, another one!!"
"Spare us!" Gandalf said.
Legolas ignored him and said in an Elrond voice, "The ring must be destroyed! Estel, don't lean back in your chair, I thought I told you not to do that!"
Gandalf laughed and said, "Now that was a good one."
"Yes it was," Aragorn said not laughing.
"Um... who's Estel?" Boromir asked.
"Guess," Legolas said.
"Strider?"
"Exactly."
Boromir laughed out loud.
"Another one?" Legolas asked.
Boromir, Frodo, Merry, and Gandalf all screamed out, "Nooo!!"
"Okay!" and in a Saruman voice Legolas said, "He will find the ring and kill the one that carries it...and by the way, do you think these multicolored robes are my thing?"
Gandalf puts his head in his hands and says, "Oh dear."
Aragorn laughs at both men.
Legolas says in a Denethor voice, "Farmair, go find an orc suit and jump inside so your brother can do target practice."
Everyone, including Boromir, laughed at that one.
"Let me try one!!!" Merry demanded. Everyone waits as he gets ready to do his voice and then in a Darth Vader voice he says, "Luke I am your father."
"Good one Merry." Boromir said laughing.
Legolas says in a voice like a Ringwraith, "Frodo... I am related to you in some way..."
Frodo shivered thinking about that and screamed, "Hey! Great! Now I'm gonna have nightmares all night long."
Legolas only laughed.
Boromir says in a Spock-like voice, "Legolas I am your long lost brother!"
"Oh really?" Legolas asked. "Then Mirkwood is in a big of trouble as Gondor is."
"Oh shush up," but continues in the Spock voice again, "And you aren't an Elf, you are a Vulcan!"
"Aw, shucks."
"'Aw, shucks'? From an Elf?" Gimli asked.
"I taught him that, I also taught him, 'Gee Whilikers!' too," Sam said with a smile.
"Shhh!" Gandalf said to everyone.
"Sorry, I guess I see I'm not appreciated," Legolas said and faked sniffed.
"Shhhhhhh!!!" Gandalf said again.
"What's wrong Gandalf, do you hear something?" Boromir asked.
"No! I just wanted you guys to be quiet."
"Oh! Sorry!" Aragorn said.
"Sorry." Legolas said.
"Sorry," Gimli said.
"Sorry," Pip said.
"Sorry," Sam said.
"Soooo..." Legolas said after only a few moments of being quiet.
"Buttons!!!!" Frodo said.
"When do we get there, Gandalf?" Legolas asked.
"What about buttons?" Pip asked.
"Guys! Shush!" Aragorn said after hearing some noises.
"Sorry," Frodo said sadly.
"Why, yes it is!" Frodo said.
"Is it glowing?" Aragorn told him
"Ooooooooo!" Frodo looks at it, "YES IT IS!!!"
"That's not good, right?" Boromir asked.
"Gandalf! Orcs!!"
Legolas draws his bow and arrow.
"There's a room up ahead! Run for it!!" Gandalf screamed.
Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Boromir all run.
"Come on Gandalf!!!" Aragorn screams.
Gandalf runs too.
They all safely get inside the room.
Gandalf closes the door.
Frodo, Sam, Pip, and Merry jump off the backs of the big people.
"Here!" Boromir throws an axe at Alec.
Alec catches and looks at it, "Thanks!"
Boromir rolled his eyes and said, "Put it against the door!" Boromir throws Aragorn an axe too.
Aragorn then picks up a sword that was lying around and tosses it to Alec, "You'll need that"
Alec catches and says, "Thanks."
"Get Prepared."
The orcs started to bust the doors down.
Legolas shoots one with an arrow.
Boromir steadies his feet.
And soon the Orcs break through completely.
Boromir and Aragorn look at each other and then at the same time they scream with a war tone and runs at them.
Legolas keeps getting the orcs with his arrows.
Gimli has his axe... um... self-explanatory.
Merry and Pip defended themselves with the ones that came after them.
Sam protects Mr. Frodo... awww!
Alec gets quite a few.
"Gandalf! Behind you!" Aragorn warns the older man.
Gandalf turns around and gets the Orc behind him, "Thanks!"
"No problem!"
Alec ends up next to Boromir.
"So how you doing?" Boromir asks while still fighting.
"Oh fine," Alec answers still fighting too, "You?"
"Great! Never better!" Gets an orc that was about to get Alec in the back.
"Thanks."
"No problem."
Aragorn takes a step backwards and trips over his own feet, "Ahh!" Swings at an orcs but misses, the orc missed his mark and grasped Aragorn's cheek slightly.
Legolas shoots the orc down with an arrow.
Frodo saw Strider go down and Screamed, "STRIDER!"
Legolas like the Monty Python and the Holy Grail Frenchman, "You stinky orc, you can be killed blindfolded!"
Boromir stared at Legolas and said, "What was that!?"
"What was what?" Legolas asked innocently.
"Gandalf, how many more?" Boromir asked in a little bit of a whining tone.
Gandalf never answered them back though. There was a rumble and the ground shook.
"What was that!" Pip asked.
Gandalf looked scared and said, "Just run!"
"Gandalf?" Pip was a little confused.
Gandalf leads the way quickly and Frodo and Merry follow him.
"Come on Aragorn!" Legolas screamed.
"Sam! Pip! Move it!" Boromir said.
"I'm coming" Aragorn gets up and runs after them.
Everyone is following Gandalf now.
They run through the mine and soon they see something creep up on them.
They all stop.
"What is that?" Merry asks seeing a fiery thing.
"Don't ask! Just run!"
"Oh my gosh!" Legolas says, "It's a thing-a-ma-gig!!"
"A do-hickey!!" Pip added.
Runs ahead and runs down a few stairs. But what he doesn't see is that there is a cliff in front of him and he almost falls, "Whoa!!"
Legolas comes running too and grabs onto Boromir to keep him from falling.
"Thanks!" Boromir says and continues to run down the stairs.
They all started running and soon came to a big hole in the middle.
Legolas jumps across, "Come on Gandalf!"
Gandalf jumps across.
Boromir turns to Pip and says, "Come on Little one."
Pip jumps on his back and they jump across.
Merry looks down the hole and gets a little scared.
"Merry?" Alec says.
"Alec?"
"Come on," Alec smiles.
Merry jumps on his back and the two jump across.
Legolas fires as a really stupid, stinky orc that was shooting at them, "Stupid, stinky orc-thing!"
Aragorn tosses Sam across and Sam screams, "Ahhhh!"
The front of the stairs fall in.
Aragorn is about to throw Gimli, but Gimli turns to him and says, "Nobody tosses a Dwarf! And since Nobody isn't here, I'll jump," and he jumps.
Legolas grabs Gimme by his beard considering that he is about to fall into the pit, "Owww!!! Not the beard!!!"
Legolas pulls him up. Then a piece of the ceiling comes falling down and makes the stairs even smaller.
"Strider, what do we do now?" Frodo asked.
Aragorn chants, "Lean-lean-lean-lean-lean-l-lean-hey!" and he leans to the right. "Lean-lean-lean-lean-lean-l-lean-hey!" and he leans to the left.
Frodo is very confused. (Just like the author)
"Lean forward Frodo," Aragorn and Frodo lean forward.
"Um...Gandalf, these aren't the orcs that poison their sword blades or anything are they? Or was Aragorn like this before?" Legolas asked.
"He was like that before."
"Oh good. Maybe."
The lose part of the stairs hits and Aragorn falls on top of Boromir.
"Sorry Boromir."
"That's okay."
Frodo falls into Legomonster.
"AHHH! Oh, it's only you Frodo"
"Let's go!!" Gandalf calls out.
"Gandalf, what is chasing us?" Pip asked.
"You don't want to know."
"Oh, okay." But a few moments later Pip asks, "What is it?"
Gandalf stops and sees a bridge, "There's the bridge! Go!!!"
Aragorn stops next to Gandalf and he tells him to, "Go!"
"Go you fool!" Gandalf yelled at Aragorn.
"Gandalf, what about you?!" Aragorn asked him.
All the little ones ran across the bridge.
"I'll be right behind you,"
Alec runs after the little ones, followed by Gimli and the monster.
"Come on Strider!" Boromir runs by him.
"Go on Strider! Run!!"
"I have a bad feeling about this," and he runs across too.
Gandalf runs behind Strider, but he stops half way across the bridge and sees the fiery thing.
"Gandalf!" Aragorn calls out.
Gandalf raises his staff and sword and says, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!" he then throws stick and sword into the bridge and makes it collapse. The fiery thing falls through the hole.
Gandalf turns around and says, "Not that hard."
The fiery tongue comes up and wraps around Gandalf's leg.
"GANDALF!!" Frodo screams out.
"Fly you fools!" And Gandalf falls.
"Gandalf!!! NOOOOO!!!!"
Sad music starts to play.
Arrows start to shoot at them.
"We must get the little ones out of here!!!" Boromir screamed.
Aragorn does a Luke Skywalker thing and starts shooting his bow and arrows at the orcs.
Boromir grabs Pip and Frodo.
Legolas grabs Sam.
Frodo struggles and kicks his feet.
Alec takes Merry out.
"Strider! Come on!!" Boromir shouts to his friend.
Aragorn follows after everyone.
They reach the outside.
Frodo is sobbing.
Sam does the as in the movie, sits down on the rock, puts his face in one hand and sobs.
Pip, Boromir, and Merry are also sobbing.
Legolas kinda stands there in shock.
All of a sudden the sad music comes to a halt.
Legolas looks around and says, "Hey it stopped."
A voice called out, "What are you guys crying about?"
Everyone looks over to where the tree is and sees Gandalf sitting there smoking his pipe.
"Gandalf!!" Aragorn is happy, "How... what?"
Gandalf smiles and says, "Cocoa!"
"Oh no!" Aragorn smiles.
"GANDALF!!!" Frodo runs towards him and gives him a big hug, "I thought you were gone!"
"It takes a lot more then that to get rid of a wizard like me."
Alec smiles, obliviously glad that Gandalf is back, even though he's not an official member of the Fellowship.
"Shall we go now?" Gandalf asks.
"Yes, the orcs will be swarming here before nightfall." Aragorn said.
"Then let's move it out!" Boromir walks over to Gandalf, "Glad you're back old man."
Gandalf just glares at him.
"WHOA!" Legolas said and everyone turned towards him with a confused looks on their faces. "Sorry, late reaction."
"Ohhhhhhhh!!" Everyone says.
Merry jumps on Alec's back, "Hi Alec!"
Alec laughs, "Hi Merry."
Frodo jumps on Strider's back, "Hiya Strider."
Aragorn sheaths his sword and almost falls as the unexpected Hobbit jumps on his back, "Hey there Frodo."
Sam walks next to Gandalf.
"Hi Sam."
"Hello Mr. Gandalf, sir."
"Jumping on little one?" Boromir asked Pip.
Pip jumps on and says, "You betcha!"
Gandalf smiles and leads the way.
TO BE CONTINUED...
WHOA! Bet no one saw that one coming huh?? Well, let's see here, what can I say. You know what I think that if Aragorn and Gandalf weren't fighting so much on the bridge they would of all came out alive. I don't know, that's about all I have to say. MORE ON THE WAY!!! Woo-hoo!!!!!
Lindsey's note!: lean-lean-lean-lean-lean-l-lean-hey! LOL, i do that every time! one of the bad things about going to too many high school football games... anyway, narf. lol. Gandy's back! yay! "Join us next time...!"