Snow White and the 7 dwarfs, 2: The killing hasn't stopped, neither has
Snow White.
Disclaimer: If I were the writer of Snow White, why would I be making fun of it?
Summary: Sequel to "Snow White and the seven dwarfs." Snow White is back, yet she's still dead. Her sprit was awakened by.. Warning: DO NOT READ IF YOU LOVE SNOW WHITE AND HAPPY ENDINGS!
A/n: People asked for a sequel, and I'm bored.
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Prince "Charming" was walking along one day, drunk. He stumbled across the air-tight glass case that held Snow White.
"You know, Snow White your not that bad." Prince "Charming" said spitting on the case with each word. "Wait yes you are." He laughed at his little joke?
"Well here you go. Have a beautiful apple." Prince "Charming" said setting down a rotten apple on the case above her.
He then passed out. The apple began to shake.
"Snow White." the apple said in a mysterious voice. "Wake up. You have to, um, err... what is it she has to do again?"
A guy with a blue baseball cap came onto the scene.
"She has to kill some more people! Idiot! What else would she do? Become a princess to this piece of shit?!" asked the guy sarcastically, kicking Prince "Charming".
"Well....." said the apple.
"Well nothing. If you can't remember the lines I'll get another talking apple to fill your place." The guy walks off stage, muttering something about, stupidity and talking apples.
"Now where were we?" asked the talking apple.
"Kill people!" someone called from backstage.
"Oh yes. You have to kill some more people." Said the apple in what would be a scary voice, but turned into a crappy voice.
Snow White sat up, hitting her head on the glass case. She easily slips off the cover.
"Those stupid goody-goody dwarfs." Snow White mutters under her breath. "'No we don't want to be Snow Whites personal slaves. We want our own lives.'" She said mocking them. "It's not like they had a life anyway."
She took the apple and shoved it in Prince "Charming", killing him.
"This will be fun!"
~**~**~**~ THE ENED! ~**~*~**~*~
Disclaimer: If I were the writer of Snow White, why would I be making fun of it?
Summary: Sequel to "Snow White and the seven dwarfs." Snow White is back, yet she's still dead. Her sprit was awakened by.. Warning: DO NOT READ IF YOU LOVE SNOW WHITE AND HAPPY ENDINGS!
A/n: People asked for a sequel, and I'm bored.
~*~**~*~*
Prince "Charming" was walking along one day, drunk. He stumbled across the air-tight glass case that held Snow White.
"You know, Snow White your not that bad." Prince "Charming" said spitting on the case with each word. "Wait yes you are." He laughed at his little joke?
"Well here you go. Have a beautiful apple." Prince "Charming" said setting down a rotten apple on the case above her.
He then passed out. The apple began to shake.
"Snow White." the apple said in a mysterious voice. "Wake up. You have to, um, err... what is it she has to do again?"
A guy with a blue baseball cap came onto the scene.
"She has to kill some more people! Idiot! What else would she do? Become a princess to this piece of shit?!" asked the guy sarcastically, kicking Prince "Charming".
"Well....." said the apple.
"Well nothing. If you can't remember the lines I'll get another talking apple to fill your place." The guy walks off stage, muttering something about, stupidity and talking apples.
"Now where were we?" asked the talking apple.
"Kill people!" someone called from backstage.
"Oh yes. You have to kill some more people." Said the apple in what would be a scary voice, but turned into a crappy voice.
Snow White sat up, hitting her head on the glass case. She easily slips off the cover.
"Those stupid goody-goody dwarfs." Snow White mutters under her breath. "'No we don't want to be Snow Whites personal slaves. We want our own lives.'" She said mocking them. "It's not like they had a life anyway."
She took the apple and shoved it in Prince "Charming", killing him.
"This will be fun!"
~**~**~**~ THE ENED! ~**~*~**~*~