~Snow White 3, the killing goes on~
Disclaimer: If you think that, I own Snow White your insane. If I owned Snow White and all the Disney characters, why would I be killing them?
Summary: After being awaken by a talking apple, Snow White is ready to kill. Warning: If you like Snow White and happy conclusion, do not read. Sequels both Snow White and the seven Dwarfs, and Snow White and the seven Dwarfs two, the killing has not stopped yet.
A/n: I wrote more because someone asked for it. WARNING: For all those who love Snow White and happy conclusions, do NOT read! If you love happy conclusions and Snow White, I highly doubt you will like this story.
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Amanda, Snow White's mistakenly "evil" stepmother was living peacefully in happily ever after. That all changed on a rainy Sunday morning. She was just finishing her lunch (noodles and diet Pepsi with lemon), when she heard a knock at the door. Amanda got up and answered the door. No body was there. Therefore, she went back into the living room and turned on the TV (to Big Daddy). There was another knock on the door when she sat down. Amanda got up and answered the door. There was still no one there. Slightly annoyed, Amanda went back into the living room. Just as she was about to sit down again, there was a knock on the door. Very annoyed Amanda went to the door again. There was no one there.
"What the hell is wrong with you people? You are not even paying me! So would you please let me watch my movie?" screamed Amanda
The guy in the blue baseball cap came back out.
"Amanda, you are supposed to wait there and then be killed," he said.
"Wait to be killed? Who would wait to be murdered? Why should I wait to be murdered? No body would do that in real life." Amanda said.
"Well, this is not real life, now is it? I did not think so. Who in real life would kill their father because he would not let her eat an apple? Now shut up and wait to be killed!" said the guy in the red, I mean blue, baseball cap.
"I know lots of people who would kill their father." Amanda protested.
"I know lots of people who would love this job so wait to be killed!" He argued.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"If you don't I'll replace you!" he threatened.
"Fine, fire me! I do not care. I don't like being the evil step mother." Amanda said crossing her arms across her chest.
"You're not evil! Talking apple, where are you?" he asked.
A talking apple "magically" appeared out of nowhere. A girl in a green baseball cap actually set the talking apple there.
"Talking apple, you just wait here for Snow White to kill you, ok?" he asked.
"Just wait to be killed?" asked Talking apple.
"Yes, just wait here to be killed." He repeated.
"No frigid way! I am not just going to wait here to be murdered. I want to be like James Bond 007." The talking apple said dreamily.
The guy in the blue cap sighed. "Snow White, come here for a minute."
Snow White came out behind the bush and killed Amanda and the Talking apple.
"Finally someone did something right! Would you like to go for lunch, Snow White?" he asked.
"I'd love to. I'll just kill the waitress so we don't have to pay." She said.
"Excellent."
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A/n: Tell me if you think it is corny or not. Also, if anyone wants to be my beta reader, please tell me.
Disclaimer: If you think that, I own Snow White your insane. If I owned Snow White and all the Disney characters, why would I be killing them?
Summary: After being awaken by a talking apple, Snow White is ready to kill. Warning: If you like Snow White and happy conclusion, do not read. Sequels both Snow White and the seven Dwarfs, and Snow White and the seven Dwarfs two, the killing has not stopped yet.
A/n: I wrote more because someone asked for it. WARNING: For all those who love Snow White and happy conclusions, do NOT read! If you love happy conclusions and Snow White, I highly doubt you will like this story.
~*~*~*~*
Amanda, Snow White's mistakenly "evil" stepmother was living peacefully in happily ever after. That all changed on a rainy Sunday morning. She was just finishing her lunch (noodles and diet Pepsi with lemon), when she heard a knock at the door. Amanda got up and answered the door. No body was there. Therefore, she went back into the living room and turned on the TV (to Big Daddy). There was another knock on the door when she sat down. Amanda got up and answered the door. There was still no one there. Slightly annoyed, Amanda went back into the living room. Just as she was about to sit down again, there was a knock on the door. Very annoyed Amanda went to the door again. There was no one there.
"What the hell is wrong with you people? You are not even paying me! So would you please let me watch my movie?" screamed Amanda
The guy in the blue baseball cap came back out.
"Amanda, you are supposed to wait there and then be killed," he said.
"Wait to be killed? Who would wait to be murdered? Why should I wait to be murdered? No body would do that in real life." Amanda said.
"Well, this is not real life, now is it? I did not think so. Who in real life would kill their father because he would not let her eat an apple? Now shut up and wait to be killed!" said the guy in the red, I mean blue, baseball cap.
"I know lots of people who would kill their father." Amanda protested.
"I know lots of people who would love this job so wait to be killed!" He argued.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"If you don't I'll replace you!" he threatened.
"Fine, fire me! I do not care. I don't like being the evil step mother." Amanda said crossing her arms across her chest.
"You're not evil! Talking apple, where are you?" he asked.
A talking apple "magically" appeared out of nowhere. A girl in a green baseball cap actually set the talking apple there.
"Talking apple, you just wait here for Snow White to kill you, ok?" he asked.
"Just wait to be killed?" asked Talking apple.
"Yes, just wait here to be killed." He repeated.
"No frigid way! I am not just going to wait here to be murdered. I want to be like James Bond 007." The talking apple said dreamily.
The guy in the blue cap sighed. "Snow White, come here for a minute."
Snow White came out behind the bush and killed Amanda and the Talking apple.
"Finally someone did something right! Would you like to go for lunch, Snow White?" he asked.
"I'd love to. I'll just kill the waitress so we don't have to pay." She said.
"Excellent."
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A/n: Tell me if you think it is corny or not. Also, if anyone wants to be my beta reader, please tell me.