Don't ask how we came up with this. Just don't ask. It involved the Harry Potter playstation game and a severe overdose of chia pops. Thanks to Erin for her input. Holly and I don't own South Park or Harry Potter. But someday, we shall rule all.

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(To the tune of "Blame Canada", though I think you could have figured this out on your own)

Mrs. Weasley: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want the killing curse!
Fudge: Should we blame the muggles?
Dumbledore: Or blame the ministry?
Harry: Or should we blame Death Eaters running free?
Harry: NO, blame Voldemort!
Everyone: Blame Voldemort!
Harry: Cause he's the heir of Slytherin
Yet kiddies always seem to win!
Everyone: Blame Voldemort!
Blame Voldemort!
Harry: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Voldemort's fault!

Draco: Don't blame me
For being such a git,
My Dad took the Dark Mark
And I can't even catch the snitch!

Mrs. Weasley: And my boy Percy once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to jinx myself!
Harry: Well, blame Voldemort!
Everyone: Blame Voldemort!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Voldemort came along
Everyone: Blame Voldemort!
Blame Voldemort!
Draco: He's not even a real pureblood, anyway!

Mrs. Diggory: My son could've been an Auror in the Ministry
Instead in he's a grave reading Cedric Diggory
Everyone: Should we blame the portkey?
Or blame the Goblet of Fire?
Or the Boy Who Lived who allowed him to expire?
Harry: Heck no!

Everyone: Blame Voldemort!
Blame Voldemort!
Harry: With all their Dark Mark hullaballoo
Ron: And that bastard Malfoy too! (Draco: hey!)
Everyone: Blame Voldemort!
Shame on Voldemort!
For the wizarding world's entirely pissed
And Dumbledore's knickers are all in a twist
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusss