Lolo: Aya will further proceed and take over.
Disclaimer: I do not own Weiss Kruez, or Aya.
* = hint. (Only in Aya's lessons)
Lesson 1
To become a refine, successful assassin, you must first always get your glare down. I am Aya your tutor to become an assassin/anything else you want to be (you will understand soon, little grasshopper).
To glare is to gaze at intensely, your glare will either a) frighten anyone who steps in your view of sight, b) turn them to stone because your eyes are so damn freaky, they would rather turn to stone than stand another minute with you, c) make them want to hug and smother you with kisses and pudding, or d) make them laugh because your pathetic looking; choice A or B will be the most helpful, and they happen to make fun of your glaring tactics, it means they're amazingly stupid to mock you (of all people, they will get what they deserve) or you're utterly pathetic (you, of all people! You will get what you deserve). If they mock you, go up to them and say, "How dare you mock me you insignificant little worm!" then, kill them *you're an assassin, remember?
Enough with trifle matters. Glaring can be difficult or easy, depends on you. First, look intensely into a mirror, check what type of glare will work for you, such as; squinting your eyes, moving eyebrows, or getting some color contacts (if you want, but it is not necessary). If you cannot keep a glare down for no longer than 3 seconds because your eyes have this non-glaring contract you didn't know about, steal the 'special' glue from a doctor. You know, the one when they use in emergencies and is extremely strong? Use that and glue your eyebrows, eyelids, or eyes anyway you want. If you want to get the glue off, I do not know how except to cut the glue part off, which is absolutely painful.
Practice glaring at the mirror until you think you are a glaring machine that can glare the universe down to crumpets of bread you could eat (that's how confident you have to be), then, go to a public area and glare at random people. Check their expressions, if they are cowering in fear, go to another person and repeat the cycle from the point where you glare at random people, but if your glare cracks them up or absolutely does nothing, start from scratch (do not glare at little kids and make them cry! Glare at full-grown men and make them cry). Do NOT forget to practice! When you come back for the next lesson, your glare better be able to scare my feet away so that I take a week trying to find them! Practice, practice, practice!
Ah, yes, I never told you the point of why you need to glare. I'll tell you why! Your victims need to fear you and what better way to start the high pitched screams than a decent, horrifying, all powerful, you get the point, glare? Your glower needs to be one of a kind. Everyone reacts different to different glares, you know how they are always explaining, 'his eyes were burning with a hate that I did not want to even know of' or 'those eyes were filled with fires that burned off anger, so that if he laid a sight to anything, it would have caught fire.' Yes, someone will describe your glare to you in this descriptive way, maybe me, if you tell me how your glare is turning out. The glare is a basic fundamental you should know and memorize, do not forget, it leaves an impression no one would dare to overlook. Don't forget to practice. *glare*
End of Lesson 1
Aya: Come back for more, but get that glare down first. Tell me how you are doing, and I will take my precious time to write you a descriptive sentence about the fury of your eyes in this little guide! One day you will be good as me, but don't get your hopes up, I am the master at that, and everything you will learn from this book, except when Omi comes and put stuff I do not want on here. *smirks*
Lolo: Doesn't sound at Aya at all, huh? Maybe he drank too much coffee. . . *.*
Aya: Remember, once you have started becoming an assassin, there is no turning back.
Lolo: *watches as Aya downs a two liter bottle of coffee.* He's never going to sleep. Maybe one of you can come up with a lullaby for him, I cannot. At least he sounds like himself. Well, later!
Aya: PRACTICE!!!
* = hint. (Only in Aya's lessons)
Lesson 1
To become a refine, successful assassin, you must first always get your glare down. I am Aya your tutor to become an assassin/anything else you want to be (you will understand soon, little grasshopper).
To glare is to gaze at intensely, your glare will either a) frighten anyone who steps in your view of sight, b) turn them to stone because your eyes are so damn freaky, they would rather turn to stone than stand another minute with you, c) make them want to hug and smother you with kisses and pudding, or d) make them laugh because your pathetic looking; choice A or B will be the most helpful, and they happen to make fun of your glaring tactics, it means they're amazingly stupid to mock you (of all people, they will get what they deserve) or you're utterly pathetic (you, of all people! You will get what you deserve). If they mock you, go up to them and say, "How dare you mock me you insignificant little worm!" then, kill them *you're an assassin, remember?
Enough with trifle matters. Glaring can be difficult or easy, depends on you. First, look intensely into a mirror, check what type of glare will work for you, such as; squinting your eyes, moving eyebrows, or getting some color contacts (if you want, but it is not necessary). If you cannot keep a glare down for no longer than 3 seconds because your eyes have this non-glaring contract you didn't know about, steal the 'special' glue from a doctor. You know, the one when they use in emergencies and is extremely strong? Use that and glue your eyebrows, eyelids, or eyes anyway you want. If you want to get the glue off, I do not know how except to cut the glue part off, which is absolutely painful.
Practice glaring at the mirror until you think you are a glaring machine that can glare the universe down to crumpets of bread you could eat (that's how confident you have to be), then, go to a public area and glare at random people. Check their expressions, if they are cowering in fear, go to another person and repeat the cycle from the point where you glare at random people, but if your glare cracks them up or absolutely does nothing, start from scratch (do not glare at little kids and make them cry! Glare at full-grown men and make them cry). Do NOT forget to practice! When you come back for the next lesson, your glare better be able to scare my feet away so that I take a week trying to find them! Practice, practice, practice!
Ah, yes, I never told you the point of why you need to glare. I'll tell you why! Your victims need to fear you and what better way to start the high pitched screams than a decent, horrifying, all powerful, you get the point, glare? Your glower needs to be one of a kind. Everyone reacts different to different glares, you know how they are always explaining, 'his eyes were burning with a hate that I did not want to even know of' or 'those eyes were filled with fires that burned off anger, so that if he laid a sight to anything, it would have caught fire.' Yes, someone will describe your glare to you in this descriptive way, maybe me, if you tell me how your glare is turning out. The glare is a basic fundamental you should know and memorize, do not forget, it leaves an impression no one would dare to overlook. Don't forget to practice. *glare*
End of Lesson 1
Aya: Come back for more, but get that glare down first. Tell me how you are doing, and I will take my precious time to write you a descriptive sentence about the fury of your eyes in this little guide! One day you will be good as me, but don't get your hopes up, I am the master at that, and everything you will learn from this book, except when Omi comes and put stuff I do not want on here. *smirks*
Lolo: Doesn't sound at Aya at all, huh? Maybe he drank too much coffee. . . *.*
Aya: Remember, once you have started becoming an assassin, there is no turning back.
Lolo: *watches as Aya downs a two liter bottle of coffee.* He's never going to sleep. Maybe one of you can come up with a lullaby for him, I cannot. At least he sounds like himself. Well, later!
Aya: PRACTICE!!!