RS: Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other character you know. (I'll make a complete list at the end ^_^)
Salyti: Of course she will *glares at her*
RS: Salyti, don't you have anything better to do?!
Salyti: No.
RS: And of course I don't own....... Wal-Mart ^_^


Chapter 2: Wal-Mart


First stop, Relena said, cheerfully. They were on the interstate, Quatre was driving.

Wufei suddenly yelled. Everyone looked at him, funnily. Not Wal-Mart. I refuse to go into Wal-Mart or K-Mart.

I thought the Chinese warrior was a man, Duo mumbled. Thwack!

I heard that! Wufei snapped, putting the paper fan in his pocket.

Where did that come from? Heero asked, raising an eye brow.

That is a secret! Wufei said, smiling.

Relena screamed. He's smiling!! Quatre sweatdropped.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! He used Xellos' quote! We're going to die! Duo yelled. Trowa gave Duo a questioning look.

We're here, Quatre said, getting out of the car. Everyone else got out of the car, except Wufei.

Oh, come on, Wufei, Relena said, grabbing his arm and pulling him.

No! I refuse to set foot in that store! Wufei yelled, holding on to the seat with his other hand.

Let me, said a voice. They turned.

Who are you? they asked. There was a brown haired man, with green eyes and an eye piece over his left eye.

I'm Cho Hakkai, he said. Elenwen (RoseSandrock) runs in, opening a small hand held device.

Cho Hakkai, it said. Previously known as Cho Gono, but had his name changed.
Species: Demon, but used to be human. Height: 181 cm. Weight: 69 kg. Birthday: September 21. Age: 22. Eyes color: green. Weapon: Chi/Ki. Pet: Hakuryu. Everyone had a sweatdrop.

Was all that really necessary? Hakkai asked, nervously.

Uh huh, Elenwen said, nodding. Then, she pointed to the audience. None of those people probably know who you are.

Hakkai said, looking out at the audience.

Oh come on, Relena said, walking off. The others followed.

Hey, don't leave me here with the author! Wufei yelled, running after them. Hakkai and Elenwen high-fived.

Good going, daddy-

I'm NOT your daddy, Hakkai said, running away.

Relena said. I figured we could stop here first. Heero gets his shoes and underwear here, and he needs both. Duo snickered, then THUD!

What is this? Hit Duo day? Duo asked, rubbing his head. Heero put his shoe back on.

Everyone, except Quatre, said. Trowa looked over at Quatre.

You're awfully quiet today, Trowa said.

Just not feeling well, Quatre said, smiling weakly.

Wal-Mart worker smoking, Wufei mumbled, as they entered. Wal-Mart worker drinking coffee. Heero looked at Wufei, concerned.

That incident is still with you, isn't it? Heero asked.

Wal-mart worker beside the baskets, Wufei mumbled. Heero sighed.

You're hopeless. Thwack!

Don't talk to me! Wufei yelled, putting his paper fan away.

Heero said, edging towards Trowa.

We're not going to get anything accomplished by staying together, Relena said. Let's split up.

Who do you think you are? Fred from Scooby-Doo? Duo asked. Wham! Duo= @_@

Duo= 0
Relena= 1

Relena said, putting her shoe back on. I'll go with Shinigami and He-chan. You guys can go together. Meet back at the doors in thirty minutes.

they said, then parted ways.

Wal-mart worker in the perfume department, Wufei mumbled.

Quatre, are you going to be up to this? Trowa asked, looking at him.

Quatre said, looking a little pale.

Wal-mart worker in the electronics department, Wal-mart worker in the toys department, Wufei mumbled.

Can I help you? asked a long gray haired, yellow eyed worker.

Wufei screamed, running off. IT'S ANSEM!!!

No thanks, Quatre said, politely. Just looking.

said the worker, looking off to where Wufei had run. Trowa and Quatre walked on. laughed the worker. I have finally found you!

Heero said. I don't know.

Aw, come on, Relena said. We've been through every shoe! I thought you liked Nike!

Well, I just don't like that style, Heero said.

Ah ha! Duo said, pulling a box off the shelf. Here's a pair he can't refuse! Gives the box to Relena; Relena gives the box to Heero. Heero looked puzzled, then opened the box. Suddenly, his eyes lit up.

Yes, this is the pair! He yelled, taking out the pair of yellow shoes.

Relena sighed. I always hated those shoes.

You have no taste, Heero said, putting his old yellow shoes in the box and sliding the new shoes on. Ah, much better. Duo stuck his tongue out at Relena.

Duo: 1
Relena: 1

Wufei sat on the toilet in the men's room, trying to get himself under control.

It was him... No, not again, Wufei mumbled. No, it can't be him. He's a game character-

whispered a voice. Wufei stiffened.

Wufei moaned.

It's me, Leon.



Trowa said, looking worried.

They were walking through the toy section. Quatre caught Trowa's gaze. I'm okay, he said, trying to convince Trowa. I'll be fine. Suddenly, a yellow rubber ducky fell on his head. Quatre fell to the ground. Quatre= x_x

Direct hit! said Deorwin (RoseSandrock's little brother,) happily. Trowa looked up, but Deorwin had disappeared.

Trowa asked, shaking him. Quatre= still x_x

What size underwear do you wear? Duo asked, looking through the underwear.

Here we go! Relena said. Pokemon underwear! Your favorite! Look, they even have Pikachu on them!

No! He likes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle underwear! Duo argued, showing Heero a pack. Heero sweatdropped.

That's disturbing, Xellos said, walking by the aisle. Of course, I wear pink underwear ^_^

Wufei said. You guys just story hopped?

Yes, from Gundam Hearts to this story, Leon said, with a nod. Don't worry, it's just Ansem and me doing our jobs. We won't do anything that would jeopardize our jobs here.

Whew, I thought he was going to kill me.

Nah, well, I have to get back to my job of running the register. Leon ran out of the bathroom.



Ninja Turtles.......

Heero said, picking up a Digimon pack. I like Digimon ^_^

Duo and Relena said.

Duo= 1
Relena= 1

Excuse me, Trowa said, at the Pharmacy desk.

Yes, how can I help you? Excel asked, cheerfully.

My friend died and I was wondering-

Oh don't worry! My partner dies all the time. All you have to do is give them a few minutes and they revive. If they don't, then you can always try mouth-to-mouth or something of that nature.

Uh, thanks, but I was wondering-

Of course, there's a new product out in the market. Excel gives Trowa a bottle.

Revive a Character? Trowa asked, reading the label.

Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, Excel said, nodding her head.

Thanks, I'll take it.

Wufei said, walking through the store, not afraid of Wal-Mart workers anymore. Where's Trowa and Quatre? They were here a second ago... Quatre?! He saw Quatre lying on the floor, Quatre= still x_x Oh no! Quatre! Ansem stole your heart again, didn't he?! Well then, Wufei took out the keyblade. I'll go and defeat him and get your heart back again! Wufei runs off, in search of Ansem.

Relena asked.

No, 7 Up, Duo said. Heero looked at each product.

Hmmmmmm, I like..... Heero said. 7 Up better.

Duo said. Relena sighed, in defeat.

Duo= 38
Relena= 14

Why is the author keeping score? Quatre asked Trowa. They were in the frozen food department.

I have no idea, Trowa said, shrugging. How are you feeling?

Quatre said, shivering.

I think you just need to avoid rubber duc-

Don't even say that word! Quatre cried.

Trowa said.

Mwhahahahahahaha! I've defeated you again! They heard someone say.

That sounds like Wufei, Quatre said, alarmed. Next aisle over, Wufei had beaten up Ansem. Everyone on the aisle is looking at him funnily.

Now, give back Quatre's heart!

Uh, Wufei, Trowa said.

Don't stop me, Trowa.

Why are you beating up on the Wal-Mart worker? Quatre asked. Wufei looked at Quatre.

he said, letting the keyblade go away. Oops! My bad.

Hey guys, Duo said, happily. Ready to go, yet?

We need to leave, Relena mumbled. Duo's beating me by 24 points. Duo grinned.

Heero said, looking at the completely full shopping cart. Let's check out, then.

Relena said. You do like Harry Potter, right?

No way, Duo said. He likes the Lord of the Rings. Wufei looked at them both, seriously.

Sorry Duo, Wufei said. I don't like the Lord of the Rings. Relena looked triumphant. Wufei pulled out a Frodo doll. I'm obessessed with it!!

Relena yelled.

Wufei's Scoring
Duo= +1000
Relena=

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get the picture! Relena yelled, tearing up the scoreboard.

You're just a bad sport, Duo said, sticking out his tongue. Wham!

I'll show you bad sportsmanship, Relena growled, putting her shoe back on.

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RS: Well, that's the end of Wal-Mart!
Salyti: I didn't even show up.
Deorwin: I did ^_^ *pulls out a rubber ducky* I love rubber ducky!
Rubber Ducky: Sqeakiee!
Salyti and RS: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Deorwin: Please review, or the rubber ducky will get you!
Rubber Ducky: Sqeakiee!
Salyti: This is distrubing.
RS: I know.....