RS: Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other character you know. (I'll make a complete list at the end ^_^)
Salyti: Of course she will *glares at her*
RS: Salyti, don't you have anything better to do?!
Salyti: Of course not.
RS: And of course I don't own....... Kohl's!
Chapter 3: Kohl's
Alright! Clothes shopping! Relena squealed.
Oh great, the boys groaned. They were at Kohl's, the place that always had a sale.
We'll go to a hardware store right after this one, if you come in with me, Relena promised.
Okay ^_^ They went in the door. Right when they walked in, Relena ran off into the store.
I suggest we stick together, Heero said. We're a couple of bachelors and a widower-
What is that supposed to mean?! Wufei yelled.
You're a widower, Duo mumbled. Thwack! Ow! Give me that stupid fan!
He has a fan just like yours, Sanzo, said a voice.
Shut up! snapped someone. Thwack!
Elenwen ran in and pulled out her hand held thing.
Son Goku: Species: Earth's Child (born from the Earth) / Demon. Height: 162 cm. Weight: 51 kg. Age: 18. Birthday: April 5. Eye Color: Golden. Hair Color: Brown. Weapon: Staff.
Genjo Sanzo: Species: Human. Height: 177 cm. Weight: 64 kg. Age: 23. Birthday: November 29. Eye Color: Purple. Hair Color: Blonde. Weapons: Gun, Paper fan.
Why do you keep doing this to us? Relena asked.
Just to annoy you ^_^ Elenwen said. And to let people know I'm an obsessed fan. Besides, weren't you shopping?
Of course! CLOTHES!! Relena yelled, running off.
Why would anybody want to be seen in his store? Heero asked, looking around.
You know what we should do? Duo said, jokingly. We should all find dresses and put them on. I bet it'll embarrass Relena to no end! Whack! Thud! Wham! Trowa put his frying pan away, Heero put his shoe back on, and Wufei put his fan away.
Where did you get that frying pan? Heero asked.
It was on sale at Wal-Mart, Trowa said. If Quatre hadn't died, I wouldn't have found it.
Wufei said. Stainless and stick-free.
You sure do know your pots, Wufei, Heero said, suspiciously.
I'm a great cook! Wufei proclaimed, with a pink apron on, with yellow ducks at the bottom. I'm a wizard in the kitchen!
And what's with the pink apron? Trowa asked, with a sweatdrop.
Wufei said, blushing. It's the only color they had! And... well... uh...
I didn't know Wufei had a feminine side, Heero said. Thwack! Sorry! Sorry! Wufei put his fan away.
Relena squealed, grabbing every dress she could put her hands on. Dresses! Skirts! Mini skirts! Blouses! Shoes! She pushed a cart around the store, fanatically. Then, trip! she yelled, falling in slow motion, as the cart gained speed. She fell flat on the ground. Crash! She looked up, in time, to see the tower of clothes that was in the cart start to fall. She screamed. Thud! Relena= x_x
Author= 1
Relena= 0
Where did Quatre go? Trowa suddenly said.
We didn't leave him, did we? Duo asked.
How did I get here? Quatre asked, in the bra and underwear section of the women's department. He looked confused.
Possibly because you walked here, Salyti said.
Ah! You keep appearing!
It really doesn't matter if I keep appearing or not.
That's true... Suddenly, a rubber ducky walked in front of Quatre.
Rubber Ducky asked, looking up at Quatre.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! X_X Thud!
Oh great, Salyti sighed, leaving Quatre on the floor. Deorwin laughed, evilly.
What is this used for, Sanzo? Goku asked, in the same department as Quatre. He was holding a bra.
It's a hat, Sanzo said, sarcastically.
Oh really? Goku said, putting it on his head (don't ask...) Sanzo began to hit his head against the wall.
Xellos said, passing by the department. Though, I prefer pink...
The weirdest hat I've ever seen, Goku said, sort of puzzled. Sanzo still was hitting his head against the wall. Then, Relena ran out of the dressing room, with underwear on her head.
Never fear! Underwear Woman is here! She yelled, running off into the store.
That's disturbing, Sanzo said.
Hey, there's a guy on the floor! Goku said, pointing at Quatre.
Duo called.
Trowa asked.
Heero said, looking under the displays.
Wufei yelled. Qua- CHOCOLATE! Ran to the front register, where there's a couple of Hershey's bars. Wufei said, eyes shining. He begins to devour them.
We'll never find him at this rate, Trowa said. Why don't we split up?
What's with all this splitting up? Duo asked.
Duo and Wufei will go towards the women's section. Heero and I will travel to the front door. The store loops around, so we should meet at the entrance.
No one answered my question, Duo complained.
Did you say something, Duo? Wufei asked, wiping the dark ring from around his mouth.
No, nothing, Duo said.
That's what I thought.
Wufei= 1
Duo= 0
What do you think we should do? Goku asked. Sanzo looked deep in thought.
Hey guys, Hakkai said, out of breath.
Hakkai? What's going on, man? Goku asked.
Some author is chasing me, saying I'm her father.
Man, you have it tough, Goku said. Hakkai looked at Quatre. Quatre= x_x
We found him dead, Sanzo said. I'm wondering if-.
said four voices, at once.
Wait a second, Duo said. How could you two get here at the same time we did?
We're at the entrance, Trowa said, with a sweatdrop.
Duo said, noticing the doors.
What have you done to Quatre? Heero demanded.
Nothing! We found your friend like this, Hakkai explained.
Likely story, Wufei said, pulling his katana out of nowhere.
What talent, Duo said. You can pull things out of the air. Does that mean I can have your paper fan? Thwack!
Man, Sanzo, that guy is as bad as you are with paper fans, Goku said. Thwack!
Duo=@_@ Goku= @_@
That is my line, that it is! Kenshin said, running in and out.
Hamtaro said, appearing out of no where.
Rubber Ducky said, running towards Hamtaro.
Ah! A yellow evil rubber thingy! Hamtaro yelled, running away.
Hand over Quatre, Heero said, cocking his gun. Trowa had his frying pan.
We don't want to cause any trouble, Sanzo said.
Oh, come on, Sanzo, Goku said. We can easily kick their *beep.* Hey, why was there a beep?
It's a G' rated story, Relena explained, coming with loads of bags.
Unfortunately for you guys, we come from a PG' series, while you guys come from a +15 series, Heero explained. And, we've been censored, so we're kinda used to being in G' stories.
Very philosophical, Duo said, clapping. Whack! Thud! Wham! Trowa put his frying pan away, Heero put his shoe back on, and Wufei put his fan away.
At least, Elenwen G' stories, Wufei mumbled.
Hey, what happened to your katana? Duo asked.
What katana? Wufei asked. Duo fell. Duo= @_@
Wufei= 2
Duo= 0
What's going on? Quatre asked, confused.
What the-? Sanzo asked.
Come on, Quatre. We're leaving, Trowa said.
So, they left.
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RS: Quatre keeps dying.... Poor Quatre.....
Salyti: Why is it necessary to have Saiyuki characters in here?
RS: Because Hakkai is my daddy ^_^
Lime-chan *appearing*: Like Kenshin is my daddy ^_^
Dream-tiger *appearing*: Uh, I like Vegeta and Xellos?
Salyti *mumbles*: Great, your friends are here, too...
RS: Anyway, please review. Tell me that you hate it, or like it. It doesn't matter. I'll still be happy someone is reading it ^_^
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Now it's time for *cheesy music plays*..... To My Reviewers!
Wing Gundam: Of course I read my reviews! I like to know what you guys think of my stories, no matter where you come in at ^_^ Thanks for pointing that out in the other story (because none of my other reviewers did.) Hopefully I've fixed it and thanks for reading that story!
Mrs. Raberba Winner: Uh, I'm sorry if I disappointed you, but I don't write yaoi *dodges rubber duckies.* My friends have yaoi stories and like that kind of stuff, but I don't get into it much. I'll read it, if one of my reviewers and/or friends have it on their site and review it, but I'm not too crazy about it. Especially when one of my favorite characters are being portrayed in that manner. I hate to think the guy I want to marry is obsessed with the same sex.
dark angel84: Sorry, this isn't the squeal to Gundam Hearts. Kingdom Hearts 2 hasn't come out yet. I thought it would be fun to allude to that ^_^ Sorry if I confused anyone!
eternal-fox: Wal-Mart and K-Mart are in America ^_^
Concerning Chapter 1: Uh, let's just say every story has to have a start and mine sucked? *nervously laughs, while dodging rubber ducks* This is my first random story (even though it doesn't mean anything...) This is kinda new territory to me, so please bear with me. I'm hoping that some of this stuff is funny, so tell me when it isn't! I am open to ideas! Really, ask my brother, he'll tell you he gives me over half the ideas! And I read every review! I do!