RS: Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other character you know. (I'll make a complete list at the end ^_^)
Salyti: Of course she will *glares at her*
RS: Salyti, don't you have anything better to do?!
Salyti: Fine! *disappears*
RS: And of course I don't own....... Home Depot!


Chapter 4: Home Depot


Here we are at Home Depot, Relena grumbled.



Relena mumbled.

The boys said, in awe.

Think of the power drills, Heero said, his eyes glittering.

Think of the sheets of plywood, Duo said, his eyes glittering.

Think of the lawn mowers, Trowa said, his eyes glittering.

Think of the garden supplies and flowers! Wufei exclaimed, in chibi-mode. Crickets started chirping. What?! I like to garden!

Feminine side, Heero and Duo mumbled. Wufei's eye twitched. Thwack! Thwack! Sorry! Sorry!

Come on, Relena said. Let's get this over with.

They grabbed shopping carts. Time to do some serious shopping! They sped away.

You guys are terrible, Relena said, with a sweatdrop.

You made the deal, Quatre said, walking off.

Hey! I'm not going alone! Relena said, grabbing Quatre's arm.

Quatre said, with a sweatdrop.

Power drills, power saws, power washers, Heero said, loading up his basket.

Wooden dowels, wood sheets, plywood, Duo said, taking sheets of plywood off the shelf.

Mower blades, mower belts, lawn mowers Trowa said, zooming down the aisles.

Iris,' roses, tulips, Wufei said, in the garden department. He picked up a pansy. Herbs, pansies *sigh* I love gardening. Salyti appeared.

That is pathetic, he said, shaking his head. Wufei stooped down and smelled the roses.

Why do guys like stuff so boring? Relena complained.

Well, Miss Relena, Quatre said, walking beside her. Men prefer things that women don't, and women prefer things that men don't.

Makes sense, Relena said, quietly. Oh, Quatre! She hugged him in the store and some cheesy romantic music starts playing.

Uh, Miss Relena?

Why can't all guys be like you?

Everyone in the store looked at them funnily as they passed.

Man, this is gross, Elenwen said, watching Quatre and Relena hug.

You said it, Dream-Tiger said, eating pop corn. Want some?

Elenwen said, grabbing some.

You know, he is your guy, Lime-chan said, taking out Pocky from no where.

Nah, just a crush, Elenwen said, grinning.

Heero, Trowa and Duo exclaimed, at once, raising their credit cards.

Wufei sighed. I love roses. Thud! Then, evil laughter is heard.

Quatre? Quatre? Relena asked, shaking him. Wake up! Quatre= x_x

How long have you guys been out here?! Wufei asked, pushing the cart full of flowers away. Crash!

Relena said. We just came out, and this fell on his head. She held up a rubber ducky.

Wufei said, taking the ducky out of Relena's hand.

Rubber Ducky said, happily.

Looks like this is causing Quatre to die every chapter. We must keep Quatre away from rubber duckies. Wufei set fire to the rubber ducky and threw it over his shoulder.

Ahhhhh! Fire! Vegeta yelled, running around in circles.

Trunks asked, looking at the rubber ducky on fire.

Rubber Ducky said, sadly.

It's just a burning rubber ducky, Trunks said, stomping the fire out.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Help me! Save me! Vegeta yelled, hugging his son. Trunks laughed, nervously.

Okay, let's go! Heero said, arms full of bags.

Yeah, before we spend anymore, Duo said, cheerfully carrying his bags.

Good thing I didn't want anything, Wufei muttered, picking up Quatre.

Who pushed this cart into me?! Kauro yelled, angrily.

Calm down, Kauro, Sanosuke said.

I'm sure it was an accident, that it probably was, Kenshin said.

Kenshin! Do you know who did it?!

Uh, not a clue, that I don't.

Ahhhhhhhhhh! It's Kenshin! Chris yelled, running away.

That was kinda strange, Yahiko said, sweatdropping.

Lime-chan yelled, tackling Kenshin.

Kenshin asked. Kenshin= O_o

That's even stranger, Sanosuke said, sweatdropping.

So, where next? Quatre asked.

How did you get revived so quickly? Duo asked.

Uh, don't know. Wufei dropped Quatre.

Wufei said. looking down at Quatre.

Relena opened her mouth, to say something.

I'm starving! Goku said, getting into the jeep beside their car.

Great idea, Relena, Heero complimented. Where are we eating? Relena opened her mouth.

We're not going anywhere to eat, so shut your trap! Sanzo snapped.

Trowa said, looking at her funnily. Is your voice changing?

Relena said, getting annoyed.

I could have sworn you sounded like two familiar guys just then, Trowa said. Where have I heard those voices before?

Don't worry, Trowa, Quatre said, brushing himself off. You'll think about it later.

I know! We'll go to a book store! Relena said, as if just getting the idea. I have to get a new book. Duo groaned.

A book store? They're the most boring places in the world! Whack! Thwack! Wham! Bam! Trowa put his frying pan away, Heero put his shoe back on, Wufei put his fan away and Relena put the shovel away. Uhhhhhhhh... Why do you have to beat up on me?

Silly Duo! All four of them exclaimed. Because it's fun! Duo and Quatre exchanged glances, then sighed.

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Dream-tiger *raising an eyebrow*: Okay....
Lime-chan: Daddy ^__^
RS: Anyway, review or flame. Anything works for me.
Salyti: Appearance= 3.
RS: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... If you weren't my favorite created chararcter I'd- *pulls out a rubber duck*
Rubber Ducky: Squeakiee!
Salyti *plays Twilight Zone music, then screams like a girl*: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Lime-chan: Are we seeing the darker side of her?
Dream-tiger *grinning*: You have no idea. *offers pop corn*
Lime-chan *grabs a handful*: Thanks.
RS *hitting Salyti with rubber duck, while Salyti is trying to run away*: Why? Why? Why?!
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Salyti *happily*: Next time on Shopping Spree! *For Real (Saiyuki theme song) plays* Pikachu, Rubber Ducky Machine Gun, and the last member of the Sanzo Party is introduced!!
Customers: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Salyti *turns down the music*: Sorry. Keep your internet browser here ^_^
RS: Salyti?! What are you doing?!
Salyti *sweatdrop, smiling nervously*: Uhhhh, nothing!