Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter. I own a copy of the books, instead. J.K. Rowling owns Harry Potter. Dobby wishes he did...

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Hiya. I just wanted to see weather you people want me to do a Harry Potter fic. It will probably be poking fun at The Order of the Phoenix, so if you haven't read that yet, don't read this. Although, if you haven't read the 5th book yet, you are officially mad.

Also, I know everybody out there HATES Professor Umbridge. And your meant to, so don't complain! She is a stuck up little b***h, so I'll be doing some nasty things to her. Also, I secretly think Voldemort is having an affair with Dumbledore, and that's why Dumbledore didn't finish him off. That thing about "and one can not live while the other survives..." was their cover up excuse.

So, if you want to read a nice little fan-fiction, than seriously takes the p*** out of Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix, VOTE NOW!

Place your votes as a review please, and by all means, give me some funny and inspirational ideas. I promise I'll give you full credit.

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