RS: Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other character you know. (I'll make a complete list at the end ^_^)
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Salyti: Ack! Why are you quiet?!
RS: Ha! I won!
Salyti *confused*: Huh?
RS: Never mind ^_^ I made up.... The Wall Store!
Chapter 6: The Wall Store
"Never heard of this store before," Trowa said, as they walked towards the door.
"Didn't I just say I made it up?!" Elenwen asked, appearing then disappearing.
"I think she did," Goku said, looking above the title.
"Ack! Where did you guys come from?!" Duo asked, turning around. Gojyo, Sanzo, Goku and Hakkai were standing there.
"They've been following us since Kohls," Wufei said, sweatdropping.
"Oh," Duo said. "Ha! Silly me!"
"Yeah, silly Duo!" Everyone said. Duo= ^_^;;
"Quatre," Heero said, looking at him. "Be careful. There's no telling what's in this store, so stay with us." Quatre nodded. "And don't touch anything! It might be a ducky booby trap!" Quatre=^_^;; They went in. Everyone= O_O
"It's definitely a wall store," Quatre said, sweatdropping.
"Wall of cheese?" Duo asked.
"Cheese!" Lime-chan squealed, running towards the wall.
"Ooooooooooooooo..." Wufei said, in awed, walking towards a wall. "Wall of chocolate......."
"Wall of fish," Heero said, walking with Relena. "Wall of rodents-"
"Awww!" Relena squealed, going to one of the aquariums. "Look at the ferret! Heero, get me ferret!"
"No way," Heero said, looking disgusted.
"Please?" Relena asked, with big chibi watery eyes. Heero sighed.
"Okay," Heero said.
"Thank you!" Relena squealed, tackling him.
"Quatre, how are you feeling?" Trowa asked, looking over his shoulder.
"Fine," he said, with a slight nod.
"No sign of Deorwin," Duo mumbled.
"I wonder where Wufei went to," Quatre said.
"Knowing him," Duo said. "He's probably at the wall of-"
"CHOCOLATE!!" Wufei squealed, pilling everything he could get his hands on in the basket.
"This is exciting," Salyti said, grinning. As Wufei piled in the basket, Salyti was taking everything out. He snickered.
"What are YOU doing?!" came an angry voice.
"Hm?" Salyti asked, looking at Wufei, innocently. Wufei's eye began twitching. "I'm taking out the chocolate from this basket." Thwack! "Ha! You missed!" Thwack! "Missed again!" Thwack, thwack, thwack! "Too slow!"
"Stop moving, you stupid half-elf!" Wufei yelled, trying to hit him with the fan.
"Now, this is interesting," Deorwin said, in the shadows. "Trowa and Duo are guarding my victim. How do I get them away from him, or distract their attention? Hmmmmm..."
"Oh, this looks cute!" Sailor Moon squealed, in chibi-form, picking up a rubber ducky.
"Squeakiee!"
"Bingo," Deorwin said, disappearing.
"And I have to have a bed for him," Relena said, taking a fuzzy dog bed from the shelf.
"Ahhhhhh!" Heero yelled, trying to stop the ferret from biting his hand off. "Why did you have to choose the most demented one?!"
"What?" Relena asked, innocently. She took the ferret from Heero, and it calm down in her hands. "What are you talking about? He's perfect!"
"Wha? You had an agreement with the author, didn't you?!" Relena smiled.
"That is a secret!" She said, with a laugh.
"That's not right," Xellos said, appearing from around a corner. "I say it much better!"
"That's okay, Xellos," Dream-tiger said, happily. "We still love you!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Xellos screamed, running away.
"Ooops," Dream-tiger said. "Come back, Xellos!" Runs after him. Relena puts the ferret back on Heero, then walks away. The ferret smiled, evilly, then attacked Heero's face.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Heero screamed.
"I'm so sorry!" Sailor Moon said, staring at Quatre. Quatre= x_x "I didn't know slipping would make that rubber ducky fly out my hand and hit him on the head! Don't kill me!" She grabbed Duo's arm and gave him puppy eyes. "Please, I really didn't mean to! I'm so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so-"
"OKAY!" Trowa yelled, the whole building shaking. Sailor Moon and Duo fell over. Duo= @_@
"Next time, warn me," Duo said, holding his head.
"We said we didn't have anything to do with it, and you guys wanted to beat us up," said a voice.
"Huh?" Trowa and Duo said, looking up. There was the Sanzo Party, minus Hakkai.
"Well, this is different," Duo said, standing up and brushing himself off.
"Oh yeah?" Gojyo asked. "Like how?"
"We saw her do it," Trowa said. "All we saw was you guys hovering around Quatre."
"Well, see this!" Sanzo said, pulling out a gun. Sanzo shot; Trowa jumped up in the air. He gracefully did summersaults and flips, then... Thud!
"Yea!!" Lime-chan cheered. Trowa landed on his back.
"That was pretty cool, until the landing," Goku said, as they turned around. "Man, Sanzo, I'm starving! Can we get something to eat?"
"Shut up!" Sanzo yelled, taking out his paper fan. "Like I give a *beep* that you're hungry?!" Thwack!
"Monkey boy does have a point," Gojyo said, as they walked away.
"Are you okay, Trowa?" Quatre asked, sitting up. Trowa= @_@ Then, Pikachu ran by, frantically, followed by a frantic Chris.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Kenshin is after me!" he screamed, running away.
"Why are you afraid of me, that you are?" Kenshin asked, running after him.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Those words! Those words! My ears are burning!"
"Daddy ^.^" Lime-chan squealed, chasing Kenshin.
"That was disturbing," Duo said, coughing.
"Let's find the others," Quatre said, picking up Trowa. "And hope Trowa's going to be okay." Trowa= @_@ still....
"You killed him," Relena cried, as they left. Heero smiled, band-aids everywhere. Wufei was eating the thousands of pounds of chocolate he had bought. Trowa was still seeing stars, and Quatre was still carrying him. Duo looked around the parking lot, as if expecting something to happen.
"I never got to whack him," Wufei said, thoughtfully. He had a Wonder Ball in his hand. His foot hit a rubber ducky. "Whoa!" he said, losing his balance, the ball flying out of his hand. Thump! Wufei landed on his bottom.
"Are you okay?" Quatre asked.
"Nooooooooooooooooooo! My chocolate!" Wufei yelled, watching in horror as the Wonder Ball fell on the ground, splitting open. Out came a little white dragon.
"Piiii!!" he said, happily.
"That's strange," Wufei said, a little puzzled.
"Hakuryu! There you are!" Hakkai said.
"Where did you come from?" Duo asked.
"The sky ^_^" Everyone= O_O;;
"Come on Hakuryu," Hakkai said.
"Piiiiiii!" Hakuryu turned into a jeep. Hakkai got in and drove off.
"Uhhhhhhh," Heero said. "Is anyone else hungry?"
"Starving," Relena said, painting her fingernails.
"What about the dragon?!" Duo yelled, pointing off to where Hakkai drove off. "And it turned into a jeep!"
"Silly Duo!" Everyone said. "Dragon's don't turn into jeeps!"
"Wha?!" Duo asked.
"They don't even exist," Trowa said, as they walked to the car. Duo's mouth fell open.
"Wufei? Didn't you see it?" Duo asked. "You had to have seen it!"
"My chocolate...." Wufei said, mourning the loss. Duo= O_O;;
"Duo! Wufei! Let's go! We're starving!" Heero called, from the car.
"Coming," Duo called. "Come on, Wufei." He dragged Wufei to the car and off they went.
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RS: My brother is evil.... *sigh* Poor Quatre....
Salyti: Not as evil as I am ^_^
Dream-tiger: No one can beat me in evilness! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *thunder and lighting*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Salyti: Please read and review ^_^ You can have a vote on who's more evil ^.^
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Salyti *turns on Sailor Moon theme song*: Next time, on Shopping Spree!, there's a food fight in Ruby Tuesday! And Quatre is missing, again?! All this and more, in your next subscription of Shopping Spree!
RS: What are you doing?!
Salyti: Uh.... *turns off music then disappears*
RS: Ugh... Why won't he tell me anything?!
