RS: Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other character you know. (I'll make a complete list at the end ^_^)
Salyti: .............
RS: *poke*
Salyti: ..............
RS: *poke*
Salyti: Ahhhh! Stop poking me!!
RS: Ha! I won! ^_^
Salyti *a little upset*: This is all just to annoy me, right?
RS: Now you're catching on ^_^ And of course, I don't own................ Golden Corral!
Chapter 7: Golden Corral
Duo pokes Heero; Heero pokes Trowa; Trowa pokes Quatre; Quatre pokes Wufei; Wufei pokes Relena-
"Get your nasty finger off of me, pervert!" Relena screamed, slapping Wufei.
"Don't slap me, woman!" Wufei yelled, about to hit her.
"Whoa! Calm down, Woofie," Duo said. Whack! "Owww."
"Why exactly are we sitting here?" Quatre asked, watching the people go to the buffet and get their food.
"Dunno," Trowa said, shrugging. He grabs his plate and leaves.
"Good idea," Heero said, grabbing his plate and leaving.
"Oh," Wufei said, looking towards the desert table. Wufei= chibi form "They have brownies!!" he squealed. Wufei sped off to the desert table.
"Coming, Quatre?" Duo asked.
"Yes," Quatre said, standing. Relena grabbed Quatre's arm.
"Quatre," she said, looking up at him, with big Bambi eyes. "Can you carry my plate?"
"Uh," Quatre said, smiling. "I guess I-"
"Thank you! What a gentleman! Helping a lady like myself with getting her food!" Quatre smiled, nervously.
"Hey kid!" Duo said, impatiently. He was standing behind someone at the fried chicken, who was still filling his plate with chicken. "You're not the only one who wants food!" The person grunted. Duo grabbed the person's shoulder and turned him around.
"AH! IT'S YOU!" Duo and Goku yelled, in unison.
"I want that! And that!" Relena said, pointing as Quatre filled her plate.
"Will that be all, Miss Relena?" Quatre asked, looking at the mountain of food already on her plate.
"Maybe a little of that, too," she said, pointing to something at another counter. When he passed Relena, he suddenly stopped.
"Squeakiee," said an evil voice. Quatre's eyes grew wide, and he looked down. A rubber ducky was running towards him.
"Ahhh!" Quatre yelped, turning and running. Quatre stumbled over another rubber ducky, then the plate of food flew from his hands and he fell. Splat!
"Oh my!" said a surprised voice.
"Who did that?!" said an angry voice. Quatre stood up, brushing himself off, then looked up.
"Oh no," he said, with a sigh. Relena was gone; he was alone with a food covered Hakkai and an angry Sanzo.
"What happened to Quatre?" Heero asked, when Relena came back with her plate.
"I don't know," she said, innocently. Duo was staring at Wufei's plate.
"Think you have enough chocolate?" Duo asked.
"This is nothing compared to my breakfast every morning," Wufei said, proudly eating his brownies. "I have a huge glass of chocolate milk with my breakfast. I have chocolate chip pancakes, with chocolate syrup," Duo and Trowa exchanged concerned glances, "with chocolate bacon, my own special recipe," Heero looked like he was going to be sick. "Eggs, smothered with chocolate whip cream and strawberries dipped in chocolate pudding."
"Excuse me," Heero said, getting up and running towards the bathroom.
"How do you stay in fit, sir, when you seem to love chocolate?" Elenwen asked, dressed up as a reporter. Behind her, Lime-chan had a camera and Dream-tiger was holding a spotlight.
"That's easy," Wufei said, simply. "I exercise regularly and eat plenty of fruits and vegetables for lunch and dinner."
"I think I'm going to get more food," Duo muttered.
"I'm right behind you," Trowa said.
"This is what you get for throwing food!!" Sanzo said, flushing the toilet, again.
"Sanzo, it was an accident," Hakkai said, watching Quatre's hair being swirled around in the toilet. Hakkai had cleaned himself from the accident. "I'm sure he didn't mean to-"
"Hakkai, he ruined your clothes. Now I'm going to make him pay! Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!"
"I really didn't mean to throw the food! I tripped!" Quatre stammered.
"I think riding with Goku and Gojyo all this time has finally gotten to your head," Hakkai said, nervously smiling. Just then, Heero came running through the door and into another stall.
"Ugh," Duo said, waiting in another line, impatiently. In front of him were Goku, Gojyo, Inuyasha, Ryoko, and Lirin. "What is this? A demon convention in the chicken line?!" Everyone in line turned around and looked at him. "Oops. A little too loud."
"I think our braided friend needs to be taught a lesson on being patient," Gojyo said.
"So do I," Inuyasha said.
"Ah!" Duo yelped, turning and running. He ran into someone. "AH! They're everywhere!" He ran passed Kougaiji.
"That was strange," Kougaiji said, looking down. He picked something up, then took off after Duo. "Hey! Come back here!"
"Excuse me, are you finished puking yet?" Hakkai asked, in Heero's stall.
"Yeah," Heero said, wiping his mouth. Hakkai gave him a glass of water. "Thanks."
"Well, there's a situation in the other stall," Hakkai began, as Heero started to drink. "Sanzo has Quatre's head in the toilet and is flushing his hair-" Heero spit out the water,
"What?!" He asked, angrily. "Step aside, dragon boy."
"Uh," Hakkai said, as Heero went by him.
"Hey," Heero said, his hand coming down on Sanzo's shoulder. Sanzo turned. "Let up, or I'll do something that I'll regret."
"Oh really," Sanzo said, reaching into his priest robe. They both drew their guns, pointed in each other's faces.
"When I was little, that's all I would eat," Wufei continued. "Master O would get so infuriated with me. Blah, blah, blah, blah-"
"Oh wow," Lime-chan said, camera not even pointed at Wufei. "It's my mommy!!" She threw the camera at a sleeping Dream-tiger and took off after Inuyasha.
"Well, this is interesting," Hakkai said, helping Quatre dry his hair.
"Thanks, Hakkai," Quatre said, quietly.
"No problem." Heero and Sanzo still stood , with each other's guns in their face. "Sanzo, are you ready to go, yet? By this time, Goku would have eaten all the food in the restaurant."
"You're right," Sanzo said. "But tell pretty boy to put his gun away, first."
"Over my dead body, monk," Heero growled. Quatre and Hakkai= sweatdrop. They pulled the trigger and started squirting each other.
"Water guns?!" Quatre and Hakkai said, in unison O_O
"Hey!" Kougaiji said, grabbing Duo's collar.
"Don't kill me! I didn't mean to insult your demon-ness!" Duo cried.
"Calm down, here," Kougaiji gave Duo his wallet. "You dropped this."
"Oh," Duo said. "Uh, thanks." Kougaiji snorted, then left. "Okay, maybe all demons aren't that bad."
"There he is," Lirin squealed, leading a huge group of demons.
"Wufei," Relena interrupted the still going on interview. Wufei glared at her. She went over to her seat. "Have you noticed that no one has come back to the table?"
"Uh," Wufei said, looking at the empty seats. "Maybe we should go find them."
"Maybe," Relena said, sitting. Ripppppppppppppppp! Wufei started to giggle.
"Relena, that's no way for a lady of your statue to present yourself." Relena turned red, as Wufei laughed.
Wufei= 1
Relena= 0
"Oh, you're so handsome," said a fan girl.
"Will you marry me?" said another fan girl.
"Uhhhhhh," Trowa said, looking at the swarm of Trowa-fan-girls.
"Do you need a date?" Asked another fan girl.
"Hey! I saw him first!"
"No, I did!" All the fan girls start fighting over Trowa. Trowa smiled, nervously.
"I don't see them," Wufei said, with a sigh.
"Excuse me, sir," someone said.
"Hm?"
"Do you know how to get to the electronic store?" Botan asked.
"Of course," Wufei said, smiling. "Because I'm-" Wufei transformed into a Preventer. "First Class Agent Chang!" *dramatic pose* Botan laughed, nervously.
Hakkai and Quatre came out of the bathroom, followed by Sanzo and Heero.
"Hiya, Hakkai!" Deorwin said, as he drove by in his jeep.
"Hey! Get back here!" Hakkai yelled, running after Deorwin, who has sped out of the restaurant. "Hakuryu!! Slow down!!"
"Let's go find the others and get out of here," Heero said to Quatre.
"But-"
"No buts, come on." Heero left. Quatre sighed.
"I didn't have anything to eat, yet."
"There's nothing left to eat," Sanzo said, walking away.
"Hide me!" Trowa yelled, running behind Quatre. A swarm of Trowa fan girls surrounded Quatre and Trowa.
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RS: Well, Quatre didn't die ^_^
Salyti: No, he didn't. But instead he got his head shoved in the toilet bowl. I don't think that's a fair trade off...
RS: If I do something to one person, everyone will think I'm bashing them. If I do something to everyone, then it's just fun. It's not fair to bash one person, just because you don't like them.
Salyti *sweatdrop*: You're strange, you know that, right?
RS *smiles*: Should be, I created someone like you!
Dream-tiger and Lime-chan *eating Pocky*: Until next time, GO EAT POCKY!!
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Now, it's time for another *cheesy music* To My Reviewers!
Wing Gundam and Wing Zero: Chris is a friend ^_^ He doesn't like how Kenshin talks in the English version, so to get on his nerves, I talk like Kenshin and he hates it. He'll be showing up in my other story as someone else, though ^_^
Tari Of Nargothrond: Ugh, the dragon idea? Who knows ^_^
midnight lightnig hawk/heero yuy/the younger sister of vegeta princes of sayians Vera: Okay ^_^ *dies*
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Salyti *plays DBZ theme*: Next time on Shopping Spree! Our heroes go on a dangerous quest to survive another store! Will Quatre be able to get out of this store alive? Will they run into the Sanzo Party again? Of course, everyone knows the answer to that question. *sweatdrop* Don't miss the cosplaying, next time on Shopping Spree! *looks down* Uh, RS, why are you on the ground?
RS *revives*: Well, midnight lightnig hawk/heero yuy/the younger sister of vegeta princes of sayians Vera told me to die in their review, so *dies*
Salyti *mega sweatdrop*: Well, uh, until next time! *drags RS after him*