RS: Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other character you know. (I'll make a complete list at the end ^_^)
RS *looks at Salyti*: And who exactly are you supposed to be?
Salyti *seriously*: Myself.
RS: Oh, come on, Salyti! The fun of cosplaying is dressing up!
Salyti *still serious*: I am dressed up.
RS: Grrrrrrrrr, why do you have to be so difficult?! And of course, I don't own................ Best Buy!
Salyti *happily*: Be prepared. The author had a little too much fun on this chapter so- *whack!*
RS *puts paper fan away*: Salyti, let them find out for themselves. In the mean time, be useful!
Salyti *smiling mysteriously*: Okay ^.^
Chapter 8: Best Buy Part I
"Today, our heroes are to face another terrific journey, which takes them to-"
"Hey! Who are you?!" Duo asked, looking up at the sky, while they're walking towards the store.
"I'm the almighty narrator!! Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!!"
"Uh huh," Relena said, painting her nails. "What makes you so special?"
"Uh, I'm a half-elf?" Narrator= ^.^;; "I also know what dangers you're going to face! Muhahahahahahahaha!!" Everyone= *sweatdrop*
"Wait," Wufei said, suddenly taking out his paper fan. "You're a half-elf? Are you that guy who was touching my chocolate?!"
"Ugh, what if I am?"
"Uh, can we go into the store?" Trowa asked, pointing towards the door.
"Show yourself," Heero said, cocking his gun.
".................. I'm just kidding! I'm not the narrator! I'm just a random character!" Heero fired a few shots, at the top of the building. Someone was on top of the building, and they stumbled backwards. Thud!
"It is you!" Wufei yelled, running towards Salyti.
"Grrrrrrrrr, you shall pay greatly!" Salyti yelled, the sky becoming dark.
"Guys," Trowa said, still pointing in the direction of the building.
"What Trowa?" Relena snapped.
"Quatre went into the store," he said.
"What?! After him!!" Heero said.
"Wow, look at the processor on this computer," Quatre said, with huge chibi eyes. "And the memory!!"
"Excuse me, sir," said a small voice behind him. He turned. "I really like your Quatre costume," said the boy, dressed up as Quatre.
"Uh, thanks," Quatre said, with a sweatdrop. That's when he noticed everyone was dressed up.
"This is strange," Duo said, when they walked in.
"It must be cosplay day," Heero said, observantly.
"Never knew Best Buy would have a cosplay day," Relena said, grimly.
"Good question! You don't know how much persuasion for this I had to do!" Elenwen said, running in and out.
"Well then," Trowa said. "Let's change!"
"Right! Super Cosplay Power!" They yelled. Relena transformed into Sailor Venus, Heero transformed into Tai, Trowa transformed into Sanosuke and Duo transformed into Gojyo.
"Okay," Heero said. "We'll split up!"
"Not again," Duo moaned.
"Hey, he looks like Riku!" Elenwen said, pointing. She was dressed up like Kanan.
"Your costume is pretty good," Lime-chan said, happily. She was a mix of Inuyasha and Kenshin.
"Uh, I am Riku," he said.
"Yeah right. We're Riku fans, and we'd know if you were Riku. Nice voice acting, too!"
"But I am!" Riku declared.
"Yeah right," Lime-chan said. "We all know that Riku was sealed within Kingdom Hearts."
"I was!" Riku cried, as Lime-chan and Elenwen turned and went off. "Grrrrr, I'll show them!" He walked into the men's bathroom.
"Food..." Quatre said, holding his stomach. "Must... have... food... Wait!" He took out a golden credit card. "I forgot I stole this from Sanzo. With this, I can buy as much food as I want! I will teach him not to mess with me! Mwhahaha-" stomach growled. "Ughhhhh, must... have... food..."
"Hold it right there!" said a voice.
"Huh?" Quatre said, as a bright light came from nowhere.
"Look! There's Tai!" said a couple of Tai fans, all in cosplay costumes. They ran over to Heero.
"Uhhh," Heero said.
"Wow! We love your costume! How did you create it?" asked one that looked like Agumon.
"Well," Heero said, throwing back his head with bishouen sparkles. "With tons of fabric and stuff I found around *cough*Quatre's*cough* house, I pieced together this fabulous outfit! And I used some of *cough*Trowa's*cough* hair gel."
"WOW!!!" said the fans, with huge chibi eyes.
"Hey Heero," Duo said, joining him.
"Who are you supposed to be?" the fans asked, with question marks over their heads.
"You don't know who I am?" Duo asked, almost angry. "I am.......... Sha Gojyo!!"
"Who would want to be that perverted water sprite?" said a voice.
"I would, that's who," Duo said, looking in the direction of the voice. "Ahhhhh! It's you!"
"Why can't we get rid of you guys?" Heero asked, sighing.
"Who are they?" asked the fans, still with question marks above their heads.
"I don't see him, Relena," Trowa said, turning. "Uhh, Relena? Relena?"
"Wow! I simply love your costume!" said Sailor Venus, dressed up as Relena.
"I do too!!" Relena said. "But, I can fix your wig."
"And I can help you with your bow," Sailor Venus said. They started messing with each other's costumes.
"So, let me get this straight," Quatre said. "If I give you Sanzo's credit card, you'll give me two boxes of unlimited strawberry and chocolate Pocky and a costume like Hakkai's."
"Do you accept the Merciful Goddess' request?" asked Jiroushin.
"Hm," Quatre said, thinking about it.
"Still not good enough?" the Merciful Goddess asked.
"No, it's fine. Here you go," Quatre gave her the credit card.
"Okay! Let's make you Hakkai," she said, smiling.
"The coast is clear," Salyti said, sighing. "I thought he would never stop chasing me. Hm?" He saw a magazine with a girl on it, barely dressed. "I wonder what this is..." He picks it up, and starts reading.
"Where did that half-elf go," Wufei mumbled, with his fan out. "Hey, that looks like that guy. Maybe he knows." Wufei runs up to him and taps him on the shoulder. He turns.
"Oh, hi Wufei," Quatre said, smiling.
"Quatre?! What happened to you?!"
"Like it? It's my disguise from Deorwin. He'll be targeting a little kid running around somewhere that looks like me. Pretty clever, huh?"
"Uh, yeah. Where did you get that?" Wufei pointed to the Pocky box in Quatre's hand.
"Here you go!" Quatre gave Wufei a box of chocolate Pocky.
"OooOOooOO!!!" Wufei said, chibi-fied. Wufei started eating. "OooOOooOO!!! It never goes away!!"
"Wonderful, isn't it?" Quatre asked, happily eating his, too.
"Finished!" Riku said, coming out of the bathroom.
"SEPHIROTH!!!" yelled a group of girls standing by the bathroom.
"Uhhhhhhh," Riku said. "RUN!!" He turned and ran into someone. "Ugh."
"Are you okay?" Quatre asked.
"Yeah."
"You sound like that boy from Kingdom Hearts that I beat," Wufei said, between his eating. "Only dressed up as Seph-"
"Ahhhh!!" Riku yelped, running away.
"That was strange," Quatre said, eating his Pocky.
"I was going to compliment him on his outfit," Wufei said, with a frown.
"Relena? Relena?" Trowa asked, walking down the aisles. "Well, I can't find her either. Oh well, ^_^ Let's go to the Anime section!!" Trowa happily walked to the Anime aisle. "Oh, Heero. What are you buying?"
"Digimon, Dragonball Z, Chobits, Excel Saga, Hamtaro, Pokemon, Reboot, Samurai X, Sailor Moon, Slayers, and several other Animes," Heero said, looking at his cart, full of DVDs.
"Heke?" Hamtaro asked, from around the corner. "That's funny, I thought I heard someone say my name."
"I don't know if I want to buy this series or not," Heero said, picking up a Gundam Wing DVD. "It looks good."
"Never heard of it," Trowa said, looking at the back. "It might be good. I heard it was about five pilots going to Earth to save the solar system from some evil organization. Something like that."
"Oh," Heero said, with a frown. "Same old plot as every other sci-fi anime." Heero and Trowa looked at each other.
"Aw, who cares?" they said, at once, putting it in the cart.
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RS: I know, I know, I haven't finished it. It's getting to be a little long ^.^;;
Salyti *rolls eyes*: We know.
RS: And another thing: None of the character's hair or appearance has be permanently altered. Just wigs, hair gel, make up and costumes ^_^ I would hate to see Quatre's pretty blonde hair turned into Hakkai's brown hair, even though it's pretty.
Salyti: And if it was, he'd look too much like Duo, so it wouldn't matter. *whack!*
RS: Yes it would!!
Salyti *rubbing head*: If you liked Quatre's hair so much, why didn't you give me blonde hair?
RS: Because I like light blue, too. It looks so cute on you!! *Salyti= sweatdrop*