Disclaimer: I don't own anything, but Salyti Elentir ^_^ I created him, and he's copyrighted property of mine. So, please don't steal my Salyti!! *bows* Thank you for your support.
Salyti *points to disclaimer*: That's just a little disturbing up there.
RS: You are mine, Salyti ^_^
Salyti: You created me, and that's all.
RS: It's just so other author's won't steal you. Because *squeezes Salyti* I love you! You're my favorite created character!
Salyti *gasping*: Please.... let.... go!
Chapter 9: Best Buy Part II
*poke*
"Hm? Oh, hey Duo."
*poke*
"Where did you get that?" Duo asked, pointing to the box.
"Uh, no where," Quatre said, smiling nervously.
*poke*
"If you don't stop poking me, I'm going to whack you," Wufei growled.
"Can I have one?"
"No," Wufei snapped.
"Please?"
"No." Duo suddenly fell.
"Grrrr, I'll show you!" Duo said, picking up the thing that tripped him and threw it.
"Squeakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!" yelled Rubber Ducky, happily, as it flew in the air.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!" Duo yelled, in slow motion. Rubber Ducky hit Quatre in the back of the head; Quatre fell on the ground.
"You killed Quatre," Wufei said, his eye twitching. "Do you know how much trouble he went through not to get killed?!" Wufei took out a huge paper fan.
"Oops, gotta go!" Duo said, nervously laughing. He got up and took off.
"Get your butt back here!!" Wufei said, with angry anime eyes.
"Quatre?" Trowa asked, running over to him on the ground. "Oh no, I'm too late. What fate has bestowed itself on thy breast?" He saw Rubber Ducky lying on the floor near by. He picked it up.
"This foul creature ensnared you!" He threw it over his shoulder. "Why is it that I am left, yet you have to die? WHY?!" He began to shake Quatre and cry.
"That's scary," Sanosuke said, with a sweatdrop. "Considering that dude is dressed up as me."
"That's okay, Sanosuke," Kenshin said= ^_^;;. "We all know what you're really like, that we do."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! Kenshin words!!" Chris yelled, running by.
"Can I see that magazine?" Duo asked.
"Sure," Salyti said. "It's a horrible magazine. Why would anyone want to buy pictures of women?"
"Uh," Duo said, looking at the title. "I don't even know why this magazine is in this store..." Duo holds up the magazine to cover his face.
"It's you!!" yelled an angry voice.
"Uhh," Salyti said, looking in the direction of the voice. There was Wufei, with the huge fan. "That's one big fan." *sweatdrop*
"You shall pay for touching my chocolate!" Wufei yelled, lifting the fan over his head.
"I don't think so," Salyti said, crossing his arms. Duo lowered the magazine, just enough so he could watch.
"What do you mean by that?" Wufei demanded. Salyti just stood there, confidently.
"Trowa? Are you okay?" Relena asked, looking at Trowa. He was still shaking Quatre.
"No! He's gone again!!" Trowa cried.
"This reminds me of a soap opera I once watched," Relena said, thinking.
"Trowa... please... stop... shaking... me..." Quatre said, grabbing Trowa's arms.
"No! You're dead!" Trowa sobbed.
"Never heard of this show," Heero said, picking it up. "Saiyuki DVD #1: Journey to the West."
"That's a good show," said a voice behind Heero.
"Ah! It's head-flusher-guy!" Heero yelped, dropping the DVD.
"Relax, I'm not after you or your friend," Sanzo said. "I'm looking for my monkey."
"One of them down there, maybe?" Heero asked, pointing.
"So, your name is Goku, too?" Goku, from Saiyuki, asked.
"Yeah," Goku, from DBZ, said, with a nod. "I'm a sayian, so I used to have a monkey tail."
"No way! I'm called a monkey all the time!" Goku said.
"Wow! What a coincidence!"
"I am going to kill him," Sanzo said, shaking his head.
"That's what I said about Relena, and she's still walking around," Heero said, grimly.
"WHY CAN'T I HIT YOU?!" Wufei yelled, trying to hit Salyti.
"It's called a force field, genius," Salyti said. "Now, for your fan." He snapped his fingers; the fan disappeared.
"What?!"
"Now, would you please leave me alone. I have to see what other kind of trouble I can get into." Salyti walked off.
"Ha! Now you don't have your fan!" Duo yelled, throwing the magazine. It hit the real Gojyo in the face.
"Playboy Magazine!" he exclaimed, eagerly reading it.
"Well, I'm glad everyone is happy," Hakkai said, with a cup of tea ^_^
"Not everyone is happy, which makes me happy," Xellos said, sipping his tea ^_^
"When your happy, I'm happy," Dream-tiger said, sitting beside Xellos. Xellos opened his eyes. "Ahhhhhhhhhh!! The ever closed eyes have opened!!"
"You're wrong!" Wufei yelled. He pulled out another fan.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!" Duo yelled, running away.
"Are you guys ready to go?" Heero asked.
"No," Quatre said, still being shaken.
"Trowa," Heero said, looking at him oddly. "What are you doing?"
"Shaking Quatre," Trowa said, innocently.
"Let off."
"Which one was it?" Relena pondered.
"Let's find Wufei and Duo and get out of here. This place is too crowded," Heero said. *crickets*
"Heero, there's barely anyone in here," Quatre said, with a sweatdrop.
"My point. So, let's go!"
"Die already!" Deorwin yelled.
"Huh?" Everyone said. There went the little kid dressed up as Quatre. Closely following him, was Deorwin and Hakuryu, with a Rubber Ducky.
"Die, Quatre! Mwhahahahahahaha!!" he yelled. Hakuryu was dropping Rubber Duckies on the boy.
"Help me!!" screamed the little kid. Everyone= sweatdrop.
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Salyti *walk in*: RS? RS? *no one around* Hmmmmmm, that's strange. Uhh *notice reader* oh! Umm, hi. *wave* I don't know where she went. Maybe *go to bathroom*
RS *from inside the bathroom*: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Salyti! How many times have I told you not to walk in on me in the bathroom?!
Salyti *also from inside*: Oops, sorry *come out, sweatdrop* Moving on...
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Salyti *plays Chobits theme*: Next time, on Shopping Spree! The most boring store in the world, to a child. What will happen to our heroes in this store? Will Quatre survive? Will Deorwin ever realize the kid he's chasing isn't Quatre? *toilet flushes* Uhhh, all this and more on the next-
RS *interrupts*: Salyti, are you talking to yourself?!
Salyti *turns off the music*: Uhhhhhh, not really...