Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion

Disclaimer & A/N: This is the ULTIMATE crossover!! There will be OVER 20 DIFFERENT anime/manga series represented in this fanfic, and the sad thing is, is that I don't own any of them. So don't sue me!! Besides, you won't get much anyway. The only thing I own is the Nya-Nyas, and you'll find out what those are soon enough!!

Another note: * * mean manga sound effects. reveal hidden thoughts. ' ' are used for things that speak through signs (ex. Fire). ~ means same chapter, different location. * signals end of the chapter. ( ) are side notes (most of the time)
Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion

Chapter 1: The Invitation
Dear ________:

You are cordially invited to the celebration of Ms. Tigress of the Moon's sixteenth birthday party. There will be FREE food as well as plenty of games. Gambling is also allowed. Humans, demi-humans, elves, faries, Draconians, Gaeans, Saiyans, Dragon Tribe members, vampires, chobits, clones, hybrids, androids, as well as Yokai will be there, so be prepared. "Good guys" and "Bad guys" will also be at the party. No Mechs of any kind are allowed (ex. Guymelefs, including Escaflowne, and Mobile Suits, including Gundams, etc.) as well as Hardsuits. All animals, ESPECIALLY dragons MUST be kept in their chibi form!! All animals that can transform into weapons (including spaceships) must also stay in their animal form. All weapons must be handed over to an offical at the door before you enter the party, you will get them back once you leave. (ex. All swords, daggers, blasters, guns, bombs, granades, wooden stakes, bows and arrows, etc.) Although for some, I'm sure we can make as exception. I eagerly await your response!

Sincerely,

Tigress of the Moon
P.S.: Beware of the Nya-nyas!!

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"Did she say there was going to be FREE food??!!" said Thatz.

"AND demons??!!" Rath said as he and Thatz both eager loomed over the letter, each gripping one side, pulling it to the point of almost tearing it in half.

Behind them, Rune sweatdropped. "We don't even know who this, 'Tigress of the Moon,' is you guys!"

'Too late.' Fire's small sign read. Rath and Thatz were already skipping and singing their way to the address on the invitation. 'My master scares me.'

"I know Fire. He scares me to." After a deep sigh, Rune proceeded to follow both singing lunatics toward this 'Tigress of the Moon's' house, whoever that was. "I wonder what Nya-Nya's are..." Rune said to himself as he re-read the card.

"I hope they're demons!" sung Rath.

"I wonder if you can eat them...," said Thatz.

A shaking Rune began to pull his sword from its sheath.

"Ahh!..Calm down Rune! Put the sword down/away!!"

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Allen Schezar casually tore upon the side of the envelope and watched the small card floated down into his lap. With a casual flick of his wrist he flipped up the top of the card.

"An invitation?" Allen said aloud to himself as his eyes skimmed the card in a look of wonder and surprise.

"Huh?" said Millerna. She had heard part of what Allen had said, considering she had been dusting the mantle on the other side of the room. She knew she didn't half to, but she was going insane with bordom. Ever since Hitomi left...

"Why don't we go!!" she suddenly found herself saying in a giddy, childish voice.

Allen looked up at her and smiled. "I don't see why not."

He watched her smile spread ear to ear and couldn't stop himself from grinning in response.

The last thing he saw was her racing out of the room saying, "I have to get ready! What am I going to wear?!"

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Gohan held the envelope adressed to him and arm's length in front of him. "Tigress of the Moon, eh? Never heard of her."

"Open it, Gohan!" He heard his 10 year old, younger brother Goten plea.

"Okay, okay," he said as he slid his finger into the opening in the top and slid his finger across in a quick, slicing motion. He casually plucked the card out and held it out for both of them to see. He scanned it quickly, and was about to throw it in the trash, when Goten started shouting.

"Let's go, Gohan! Let's go! It says there's gonna be FREE food!!"

"Hmm?" They both heard from the other side of the living room. Their sleeping father's eyes had shot wide open.

"Food? Cool. I'll come too."

Gohan glared at his younger brother. Goten casually scratched the back of his head.

"Heh...Heh, heh...Oops?"

Gohan dropped his forehead into his hand. "Now we have no choice."

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Yuu was about to throw the unopened envelope in the trash, thnking it nothing more that one of the many letters of junk mail he received from his many girl friends-aka stalkers-at school, when Miki ripped it out of his hand and tore it open.

"Cool, looks fun." She said to herself as she read it over. "Let's go," she said as she looked at Yuu.

Yuu smiled. "Why not?"

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Meanwhile, back at Tigress of the Moon's residence....

"Hey, Jess!"

"Yeah, Mom?"

"How many people did you invite to your birthday party this year?"

Sweatdropping, she desperately looked inside her head for an answer. Something ingenious..."Well, 16 is a really big year."

"Mm-hm," was the response she got from the woman washing the dishes.

"So I figured I'd invite a couple more people than last year," she blurted out from her position on the stairs.

"Jessica! Stop leaning on the railing!! I told you a million times....!" She quickly stood up, and almost hit her head on the ceiling. Thank you, Dad..

"So, about 9 people? Considering it IS a SLEEPOVER."

"Don't worry about it Mom. We'll behave much better than last year!"

"Last year there was only 6 of you, and you nearly destoyed the basement!" She shot a glance at Jess/Tigress of the Moon from over her shoulder.

"I promise we won't have cake this year! I swear!"

"We still haven't got it out of the rug from LAST year!"

"Don't worry! I promise I'll be good! I swear it! I swear it on...on...my cat!" Tigress said as she plucked her cat off the stair and held it dangling over the floor on the other side of the railing so her Mom could get a good look at it.

She stopped washing the dishes for a moment and glared at her and the poor cat... Analyzing... Finally, the deep furrows in her forhead went smooth as she sighed. "Fine. Just be good."

"Thank you Mommy! I love you!" She cried as she ran up the rest of the stairs.

"You only say that when you want something!!" her mother yelled up after her.

"I love you!!"

"Okay, now I'm worried..."

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A/N: Well? What did ya think? Please R&R!! I PROMISE!! This will be great!! Oh, and below is a list of all the seriesI will be using in this fanfic! Enjoy! And don't forget to R&R! Thanx! Jaa, mata!

Ayashi no Ceres/Ceres Celestial Legend
Blue Gender (possibly)
Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040
Card Captors
Chobits
Cowboy Bebop
Dragon Ball Z
Dragon Ball GT
Dragon Knights
Escaflowne
Fushigi Yuugi
Gundam Wing
Inuyasha
Love Hina (possibly)
Marmalade Boy
Mars
Outlaw Star
Pilot Candidate (possibly)
Princess Mononoke
Ranma 1/2
Real Bout High School (possibly)
Rurouni Kenshin (possibly)
Sailor Moon
Tenchi Muyo
Vampire Hunter D (possibly)
Yu Yu Hakusho