Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion
Disclaimer & A/N: I do not own any of the 20+ anime series involved in this fanfic!! The story setup IS my own, though, and don't even THINK about taking the Nya-Nyas!! They are MINE!!!!!
Another note (same as last chapter): * * mean manga sound effects. reveal hidden thoughts. ' ' are used for things that speak through signs (ex. Fire). ~ means same chapter, different location. * signals end of the chapter. ( ) are side notes (most of the time)
Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion
Chapter 2: The Day of Arrival
"Where is Washu?..Where is she...," Tigress of the Moon found herself mumbling one hour before the party was supposed to start. "I told her to get here early! I need her to fix that alternate demension portal over the entrance to my basement! I can't fit over a hundred people in my REAL one..."
Suddenly, the doorbell rang, causing her to jump about a foot up in the air in shock as it jutted her out of her trance. "Finally!" she said with a sigh as she hurried to the front door, only to open it and find that no one was there.
She scratched her head for a second, wondering why the doorbell went off. After a few moments she deemed the incident a joke preformed on her by the local gang of door-bell-ditchers.
"Loosers!" she yelled out the front door before she slammed it, the sound echoing throughout her house and off the hill in front of it. "Heh, heh...Oops," she said with a sweatdrop.
"Jess! What did I tell you about....!"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!....I know! I know...It's was just that..."
*Ding, dong*
"What the hell!" she opened the hall door and proceeded to throw open the front when she heard knocking coming from the area of the basement door.
"Jessica! Watch your...!" Came the voice of an angry parent from the top of the stairs.
"I know!! And how many times do I have to tell you! My name is Tigress of the Moon!"
"Under my roof, your name is Jessica! If you keep this up, I won't let you watch any more of that Jap Crap!!"
"Shut up! This is my fanfic!! So you know what? You don't exist!"
"WHAT??!! You can't do that!! I'm your..." *Pop*
"Well! That takes care of that! That'll show you for messing with MY fanfic!...Neii," she said as she stuck out her tounge at the empty stairwell. "Now, about that..."
*Knock, knock, knock*
"Hold on! Hold on!...Sheesh..."
As she threw open the door she was greeted by a smiling Washu.
"Hello! What took you so long?"
"Huh?" I wasn't expecting this...
"I finished the dimension and the portal over two hours ago!!"
"But, what about...?" As she pointed at the door.
"Oh! That! I made it so that when someone steps onto your top step they get transported into the basement...Your new basement, anyways."
"So you got the new dimension up?" Tigress of the Moon asked with stars in her eyes.
"Yup. It's all done. Sasami and Ayeka are putting up the decorations and..." But her air supply was cut off as Tigress of the Moon embraced he in a tight, bear hug.
"Thank you! Thanks so much!"
"Air..."
"I can't thank you enough!"
"Need....air..."
"Huh?" By the time Tigress of the Moon released her steal-like grip, Washu was blue in the face with spirls for eyes.
"Oops...guess I was a little TOO enthusiastic." *sweatdrop*
Tigress of the Moon started waving a fan she pulled out of nowhere at Washu to help her regain consciousness. It worked. I hope I didn't kill any of her brian cells... *true tragety*
"Huh? Wha...? Oh yeah! And they're setting up some games."
"Games?...Like what?"
"Like pin the nose on Nakago."
"Cool! Sounds like fun!"
"Well, he isn't very happy..."
"That's okay. He'll be fine. Mistukake's coming."
"K. And there's a never ending supply of pizzas, as well as a popcorn and cotten candy machine. And there's cof-"
Washu knew she had made a mistake as she watched Tigress of the Moon's eyes grow and sparkle. "Coffee? There's COFFEE!!!! COFFEEEEE!!!! YAAAAAYY!!!!!"
"Oh, no," Washu mumbled to herself. "Moving on...There's also a bowling ally and dart games, as well as a mini casino and bar."
"Cool!" Tigress of the Moon was almost in comatose. The fact of actually getting to have coffee was a little too much for her. The delicious substance had been banned for years, so any time she could get away with having the wonderful caffinated beverage she took full advantage of it.
"Oh, and there's slushy machines too."
"I think I just died and went to heaven..."
All of the sudden, the door bell range, and Tigress of the Moon heard the popping sound of the guests being transported to the underground haven.
"What IS this place?" she heard a voice she knew all too well say.
"Tasuki-chan!!! I really AM in heaven!!" She yelled as she nearly fell down the stairs in her rush to greet her idle.
"Oh well. I guess I should probably tell her at some point that in order to get out of here she has to go through the portal that leads to the front of the house. I have to close this one so her parents can't get down here. That would be, well, 'the end of the existance of all life,' as Tigress of the Moon put it, anyway."
With her computer she pulled from spandex-space, she typed in the needed formulas and watched as the portal shrank to a blank wall.
"Let's get this party started!!" She heard the birthday girl yell from the alternate-basement dimension.
Washu sighed. "Well, this should be interesting."
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A/N: Well?? How was it??!! The party actually gets started in the next chapter!! That's when the fun really begins!! The Dragon Knights will be arriving, as well as Miaka and Tamahome, along with the Seiryu Seishi, Kira and Rei, and Yuu and Miki. Don't foget about Ryoko and Tenchi!! Did I mention the endless supply of sake??...Well, you'll have to read the next chapter to find out what happens, won't you!! And in order to that, you must review!!! REVIEW!! I need to know!!! Thanx! And Always remember, beware of the Nya-Nyas!!!...
Disclaimer & A/N: I do not own any of the 20+ anime series involved in this fanfic!! The story setup IS my own, though, and don't even THINK about taking the Nya-Nyas!! They are MINE!!!!!
Another note (same as last chapter): * * mean manga sound effects. reveal hidden thoughts. ' ' are used for things that speak through signs (ex. Fire). ~ means same chapter, different location. * signals end of the chapter. ( ) are side notes (most of the time)
Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion
Chapter 2: The Day of Arrival
"Where is Washu?..Where is she...," Tigress of the Moon found herself mumbling one hour before the party was supposed to start. "I told her to get here early! I need her to fix that alternate demension portal over the entrance to my basement! I can't fit over a hundred people in my REAL one..."
Suddenly, the doorbell rang, causing her to jump about a foot up in the air in shock as it jutted her out of her trance. "Finally!" she said with a sigh as she hurried to the front door, only to open it and find that no one was there.
She scratched her head for a second, wondering why the doorbell went off. After a few moments she deemed the incident a joke preformed on her by the local gang of door-bell-ditchers.
"Loosers!" she yelled out the front door before she slammed it, the sound echoing throughout her house and off the hill in front of it. "Heh, heh...Oops," she said with a sweatdrop.
"Jess! What did I tell you about....!"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!....I know! I know...It's was just that..."
*Ding, dong*
"What the hell!" she opened the hall door and proceeded to throw open the front when she heard knocking coming from the area of the basement door.
"Jessica! Watch your...!" Came the voice of an angry parent from the top of the stairs.
"I know!! And how many times do I have to tell you! My name is Tigress of the Moon!"
"Under my roof, your name is Jessica! If you keep this up, I won't let you watch any more of that Jap Crap!!"
"Shut up! This is my fanfic!! So you know what? You don't exist!"
"WHAT??!! You can't do that!! I'm your..." *Pop*
"Well! That takes care of that! That'll show you for messing with MY fanfic!...Neii," she said as she stuck out her tounge at the empty stairwell. "Now, about that..."
*Knock, knock, knock*
"Hold on! Hold on!...Sheesh..."
As she threw open the door she was greeted by a smiling Washu.
"Hello! What took you so long?"
"Huh?" I wasn't expecting this...
"I finished the dimension and the portal over two hours ago!!"
"But, what about...?" As she pointed at the door.
"Oh! That! I made it so that when someone steps onto your top step they get transported into the basement...Your new basement, anyways."
"So you got the new dimension up?" Tigress of the Moon asked with stars in her eyes.
"Yup. It's all done. Sasami and Ayeka are putting up the decorations and..." But her air supply was cut off as Tigress of the Moon embraced he in a tight, bear hug.
"Thank you! Thanks so much!"
"Air..."
"I can't thank you enough!"
"Need....air..."
"Huh?" By the time Tigress of the Moon released her steal-like grip, Washu was blue in the face with spirls for eyes.
"Oops...guess I was a little TOO enthusiastic." *sweatdrop*
Tigress of the Moon started waving a fan she pulled out of nowhere at Washu to help her regain consciousness. It worked. I hope I didn't kill any of her brian cells... *true tragety*
"Huh? Wha...? Oh yeah! And they're setting up some games."
"Games?...Like what?"
"Like pin the nose on Nakago."
"Cool! Sounds like fun!"
"Well, he isn't very happy..."
"That's okay. He'll be fine. Mistukake's coming."
"K. And there's a never ending supply of pizzas, as well as a popcorn and cotten candy machine. And there's cof-"
Washu knew she had made a mistake as she watched Tigress of the Moon's eyes grow and sparkle. "Coffee? There's COFFEE!!!! COFFEEEEE!!!! YAAAAAYY!!!!!"
"Oh, no," Washu mumbled to herself. "Moving on...There's also a bowling ally and dart games, as well as a mini casino and bar."
"Cool!" Tigress of the Moon was almost in comatose. The fact of actually getting to have coffee was a little too much for her. The delicious substance had been banned for years, so any time she could get away with having the wonderful caffinated beverage she took full advantage of it.
"Oh, and there's slushy machines too."
"I think I just died and went to heaven..."
All of the sudden, the door bell range, and Tigress of the Moon heard the popping sound of the guests being transported to the underground haven.
"What IS this place?" she heard a voice she knew all too well say.
"Tasuki-chan!!! I really AM in heaven!!" She yelled as she nearly fell down the stairs in her rush to greet her idle.
"Oh well. I guess I should probably tell her at some point that in order to get out of here she has to go through the portal that leads to the front of the house. I have to close this one so her parents can't get down here. That would be, well, 'the end of the existance of all life,' as Tigress of the Moon put it, anyway."
With her computer she pulled from spandex-space, she typed in the needed formulas and watched as the portal shrank to a blank wall.
"Let's get this party started!!" She heard the birthday girl yell from the alternate-basement dimension.
Washu sighed. "Well, this should be interesting."
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A/N: Well?? How was it??!! The party actually gets started in the next chapter!! That's when the fun really begins!! The Dragon Knights will be arriving, as well as Miaka and Tamahome, along with the Seiryu Seishi, Kira and Rei, and Yuu and Miki. Don't foget about Ryoko and Tenchi!! Did I mention the endless supply of sake??...Well, you'll have to read the next chapter to find out what happens, won't you!! And in order to that, you must review!!! REVIEW!! I need to know!!! Thanx! And Always remember, beware of the Nya-Nyas!!!...