I know its old and its all been done before, but I couldn't help myself so here it is. Yet another fanfic about what happens when characters from your favourite anime shows get drunk in each others company. This time it is the turn of our good friends in Gundam Wing, so… here I go. Please excuse my…erm…err…French it can get a bit hectic :P.
Some yaoi content (1x2 3x4 5x13) Some Relena bashing. Why you ask? Because its fun ^.^
Disclaimer: duhduhduh (dramatic music) I do not own Gundam Wing, or any of the characters! I don't own a Gamecube…yet :D Please don't sue. I'm poor.
Duo yawned as he walked down the hall scratching his butt. He moaned a little as he stared at all the stairs he would have to walk down if he wanted his breakfast, but that was the curse of mansions he supposed, especially one as big as Quatre's. He contemplated sliding down the banister, until he remembered the last time he'd done that. He winced a little at the memory and covered his private area with one hand. Yes, that had been one painful experience. He sighed as he began his dissent. He got 2 steps down and then he had an idea. He sprinted down the hall, narrowly avoiding Wufei as he ran past.
"Injustice!" Wufei yelled as he felt the braided one fly past him.
"Sorry Fei!" Duo yelled back as he skidded into his room.
Wufei just shook his head and continued to the stairs.
"Where is it, where is it?" Duo muttered as he rummaged in his wardrobe for the item.
"Ah ha!" he exclaimed as he dragged the sleeping back from the wardrobe and ran back to the stairs. He lay the bag down, and slid in. He was grinning like a maniac.
"Here we go," he chuckled as he slid the bag down the slope, and whizzed off down the stairs." (AN: has anyone ever done that? Tonnes of fun ^____^)
Wufei was halfway down the stairs when he heard a feint noise.
"What in Nataku's name could that be," he muttered as he turned to investigate.
"Sounds like….Wee?" Wufei looked confused as he listened, and that's when he saw it.
"Oh shit…" he whispered as he tried to turn to run, but it was too late. Duo went barrelling into him in his sleeping bag sledge.
"Oof!" Duo exclaimed as Wufei landed on top of him, "Hey Fei, wanted a lift huh?"
Trowa, Quatre and Heero were all in the kitchen. Quatre was cooking the breakfast and Trowa was making the coffee. Heero was his usual silent self as he sat at the table reading a paper.
Quatre turned from his pan, and cocked his head, "Do you hear it?"
Heero looked up from his paper at the doorway.
"MAAAAAXXXXXXWEEEEEEELLLL!"
They heard progressively as they saw Wufei and Duo go shooting past the open doorway on what looked like a sleeping bag.
Quatre's mouth dropped open as he dropped his spatula. Trowa spilt the coffee he was pouring in disbelief. Heero went back to his paper.
A distant crash was heard. Quatre sighed, "There goes that nice blue vase at the end of the hall." He picked up his spatula, put it in the sink, and got a fresh one.
Trowa silently mopped up the spilt coffee and continued his task of pouring 4 cups and Quatre's tea.
Wufei stalked into the kitchen looking, a little dishevelled, to say the least. Trowa handed him some coffee, which he took and sat down opposite Heero, his eye twitching.
"Bad start Chang?" Heero asked, not looking
up from the paper. He received a death
glare.
"Injustice!"
Heero hid his smile behind the paper.
"Morning all!" Duo said as he came bounding into the kitchen. Heero flinched at the decibel level of his voice. He looked up and dropped his paper.
Wufei saw Heero react and looked at Duo, he spilt his coffee into his lap. He didn't notice, then his nose started to bleed.
"Hey Q man, how about some brekkies?" he asked as he draped an arm around his neck. Quatre shrugged off the arm as he grabbed a plate full of food.
"Alright Duo here you g…" Quatre began as he turned around to give the plate to Duo. He stopped and went white, the promptly fainted. The plate landed on him.
"Nani?" Duo asked confused. Trowa turned from his place by the counter, slipped from the shock and fell.
"Nani!?" Duo yelled, bemused.
Trowa had his eyes tightly shut as he stuttered, "P-p-ppp-pants."
Duo looked down and saw himself hanging free and easy, minus pants.
"Eep!" he yelped as he covered his genitals with his hands and ran out of the kitchen.
Trowa crawled over to Quatre and started trying to revive him. Heero was still pale as he shakily picked up his paper. Wufei grabbed some tissues to cover his nose. Duo came back a minute later with the addition of pants.
"Must have fell off in the sleeping bag," he commented with a grin.
Heero, pretty much recovered, shook his head and continued to read his paper. His eye twitched slightly.
"Two injustices in 10 minutes Maxwell, I'm counting," Wufei hissed at him.
Duo grinned and helped Trowa pull Quatre up.
"Sorry dude, the pants are loose," Duo said, as he picked a piece of bacon off Quatre's front. Quatre was shaking, a lot, and still looked quite pale.
"Maybe you should go and get changed," Trowa said, as he helped Quatre to the door.
"Pants, no pants…" Quatre muttered as he staggered off to his room.
Duo grabbed another plate of food, and sat down. 2 minutes later he stood up and patted his stomach.
"I've never seen anyone inhale food and such a speed," Wufei said scornfully.
Duo merely grinned and gave Wufei the finger. Wufei narrowed his eyes.
Quatre came back into the kitchen at this point, fresh and clean, and seemingly recovered.
"Don't forget, party tonight guys," Quatre said as he sat down with his cup of tea.
"Ah, sweet tea…" He hummed as he inhaled its aroma. Puzzled looks were exchanged all around.
"Quatre…?" Trowa said gently. He was snapped out of his daydream with the tea.
"Oh, and don't forget, fancy dress," he said with a slight smile as he sipped his tea. He stood up and went out of the kitchen, with his tea.
Heero watched him go warily. He turned around to see Duo sniffing the teapot.
"Stop that," he snapped at him.
"Just wondering what else he's got in that tea," Duo said interestedly. Heero raised one eyebrow and decided now would be the time to leave.
"Don't forget to buy your costume," Heero reminded Duo.
"I've got one actually," Duo said sticking his tongue out at the perfect soldier.
"You can't come as the pilot of a Gundam," Heero said as he left the room.
"… oh… Fuck you," Duo said irritably. Heero merely gave him the finger and walked off.
"Hmm a costume," Duo mused aloud. Trowa and Wufei exchanged a worried look.
"SHOPPING!" Duo yelled happily.
Duo skipped upstairs and got dressed, bounded down the stairs and out the house. He bounced into the garage and got into a little black car. He zoomed off down the driveway amid lots of happy yelling of the word, shopping.
He pulled into the car park of the mall and bounced out of his car and into the building.
He walked around the bustling centre looking for a costume shop. He saw a group of girls giggling and looking at him. He grinned.
"Could you tell me where there's a costume shop in here?" he called over to them.
"Right up there next to the lingerie shop," one girl said pointing.
"Thanks," he said as he waved and ran up the stairs.
The girls continued to giggle and sigh, Duo heard one of them exclaim "he was sooo cute!".
That I am, he thought to himself.
He walked into the costume shop. He looked around for a bit but couldn't see anything he wanted.
"Can I help you sir?" he heard a voice say right behind him.
"Eep!" Duo exclaimed, "You made me jump."
"I'm very sneaky sir," the store clerk said.
"Uh-huh," Duo said with a half-smile as he rubbed the back of his neck uneasily.
"well, I'm looking for a costume, but it has to be really cool, 'cos it's for a really big…"
"Ah, the Winner party, yes?" The clerk said.
"Oh, yeah…" Duo said, a little shocked.
The clerk looked at Duo for a while, "I've got just the thing," he said after a minute. He went into the back and brought it out.
Duo looked at it, "You've got to be kidding me," he said in disbelief.
"I think it would really suit you," the clerk said. Duo stared at it sceptically.
"Well I guess it'd be ok…" he said hesitantly.
"Of course, you'll look fabulous."
"How much?"
"$20."
Duo paid the man and took his purchase back to the car, after buying a candy bar.
He drove back home and trudged into the house. It was already decorated.
"Woah, how long was I out?" he exclaimed.
"Duo!" Quatre came running down the stairs in just a towel, "It's 6, hurry up and get ready! Guests will be arriving soon!"
"All right Q man, calm down, and shut your towel a little more, I can see everything," Duo said with a grin as he bounded past him up the stairs. Quatre went bright red.
Duo bounded into the bathroom, and locked the door.
"Ok shower time," he said to the door as he removed his shirt and pants. He swivelled round on one leg trying to pull his pants off, and was confronted with a wet and towelled Heero.
"EEP O.O" Duo faltered and slipped over. Heero looked at him with his Prussian blue eyes and smirked.
"I'll leave you to it then Duo," Heero said as he unlocked the door and slipped out, "oh, and nice boxers."
Duo looked down and saw that he was wearing his bright pink ones. He sighed and stood up. Then he had a thought, was Heero blushing? His cheeks had been pink, but it could have been the warmth of the shower. Duo shrugged, slipped off his boxers and hopped in the shower.
Showered and changed into his costume he was putting the finishing touches to his look. He surveyed himself in the mirror.
"Not bad," he said at his reflection and winked, "You'll blow 'em away."
He could hear the party going on downstairs, so he made his way out of the bathroom and headed to the stairs.
"Here we go kid, no going back now."
He walked down the stairs carefully. He hesitated when he got to the bottom and stared at all the people he didn't recognise.
Oh well, he thought to himself, lets go I'm getting hungry and I want to get to that buffet. Duo took a deep breath and walked into the hall.