Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion

Disclaimer & A/N: I don't own anything!!! Okay, that's not true. I just don't own any of these anime series... I really want to!! And one day, if I win the lotto, I might!! But as of now, I don't own them. So don't sue me! I own the Nya-Nyas, and the world inside my head, and this pointless plotline. But, anyways, ENJOY!!!

Another note (same as last TWO chapters..[if you don't have it by now...]): * * mean manga sound effects. reveal hidden thoughts. ' ' are used for things that speak through signs (ex. Fire). ~ means same chapter, different location. * signals end of the chapter. ( ) are side notes (most of the time)
Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion

Chapter 3: Let's Get This Party Started!!!/And So It Began...
"Yes!! Food!" Both Miaka and Rath cried simultaneously as they raced toward one of the ceiling-high stacks of everything-you-could-possibly-imagine-on-a-pizza pizzas. They obviously didn't care as they both gobbled down a peanutbutter and anchovie pizza apiece while everyone else shuddered. Everyone except Usagi, who ran over to join them.

Rath, on the other hand, was looking for demons. Unfortuantely, because there was so many people of mixed blood, or blood that didn't seem wuite human or demonic, he was going insane. The first person he walked up to ask assistance of with his problem wasn't quite as helpful as he wished. Then again, his approach WAS just a LITTLE off.

"Hey, you! Over there! The girl with the blue spikey hair!" He said as he approached her. "Are you a demon?" he asked, with his sword pointed at her neck, a mischevious smile on his face.

Ryoko smiled right back. "I have no idea what you're talking about." As she flew over his head and walked towad the bar. "I'm just your average space pirate."

"What? Space pirate?" Came a male voice from across the room. A man with bright red hair and two scars under his left eye threw himself into the small space between Ryoko and the bar.

"So, you're a space pirate, eh?"

Ryoko shot him an infuriated, yet casual glance. "Yeah? So what."

Gene took out his blaster and pointed it a couple inches away from her face. "I'm sure I could get a pretty penny for you if I captured you."

"Key word there being 'if,' baka-yaro.," as she held up her hand, the blaster then some-what explode in Gene's hand.

"Whw-what the..?" As he stared at his favorite, now extremely broken, weapon.

Ryoko casually walked around him.

"Hey!" he called back over his shoulder at a Ryoko who had already succeeded in swallowing three cups of sake.

"Yeah? What?!"

"Do you have any idea how much these things cost? They're so rare it's not even funny! And...Hey! What are you?"

"Ohh...How interesting. I think I can fix it," Washu said as she ripped it out of his hands. "Thanks!" She yelled back over her shoulder as she disappeared into a portal that disappeared as fast as it had appeared.

"Wha? What the heck?!"

"Aw, don't worry about it. Why don't you come have some drinks. You'll get it back eventually."

Gene shrugged his shoulders and sighed. "Sure! Why not! I don't really have much else to do..."

"Good. Here. Some sake a day keep the troubles away!" An already drink Ryoko barely made out as she handed a cup of sake to Gene.

Gene took it and smiled, then threw his head back and swallowed it in one gulp.

Loosing interest, Rath decides to move on to his next victim.

That guy with dog ears has just GOT to be a demon!...

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10 minutes later, half the pizzas are gone, the popcorn machine has been raided and Miaka, Thatz, and Usagi are all covered in cotten candy, which they have decided to pick off one another and eat. No good in wasting good cotten candy!!...

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At the "Pin the Nose on the Nakago" Game...

A very unhappy Nakago is watching most of the Suzaku Seishi as well as some of his own place his nose on random parts of his face, thanks to the spell Chichiri cast and some new medical devices Washu had ingeniously thought up.

"Idiots! You KNOW my nose doesn't go there!!"

"I don't know, Nakago. Looks like a good look for you," Tamahome said as he stepped back to admire the new location of Nakago's nose. Upside down, in the middle of his forehead.

So far, it had been placed on both eyes, his neck, eyebrows, lips, ears, top of head, hotizontally, vertically, upsidedown, and backwards, virtually everywhere on his face.

After two hours of this, Nakago was getting just SLIGHTLY annoyed.

"Quit it!! This isn't funny!! You're not even using the blindfold anymore!!"

"Oh, shut up!" Tasuki said, as he walked by the game, desperately trying to avoid the now caffine-high Tigress of the Moon. "At least they're just been sticking to your face! Be glad they haven't..."

Nakago stared as Tasuki with a glare that looked like it could freeze fire. Everyone else, on the other hand, was mischeviously looking at Nakago.

"I'm next!" said Suboshi. "And I know right where to put it!"

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At the same time, near the bowling alley....

"Here Tasuki, Tasuki, Tasuki! I'm a Te-ssen!...*sigh* Dammit! It's not working!" As Tigress of the Moon was about to sit down, she noticed Duo playing in one of the lanes. Her eyes tripled three times their normal size and little hearts started to show in them, and the space around her head.

Duo glanced in her direction too late. She was almost on top of him by the time he noticed her.

"Shinigami!! You're my hero!!"

"Umm...K?" Duo glanced nervously around him, looking for anywhere to hide. There was no such place. Sweatdropping, he looked at Tigress of the Moon. "Hello...How are you?"

"I'm good!" She nearly yelled, stars in her eyes. "And you?"

"Um...I'm okay. Thanks," He said with a smile.

"Duo! I know the length of your braid!"

"Wha?"

"I know the length of your braid!!"

"Are you an otaku (person obsessed with anime)?"

"No...Whatever gave you that idea?" Tigress of the Moon was suddenly dressed in her "I love Duo. Shinigami is my only God" shirt, clutching her miniature model of Deathscythe and her hair has grown another foot and is in a braid that is an exact replica of Duo's.

"Oro..."

Out of the corner of her eye, she sees a flash of purple and aqua blue. "Harry?"

"Huh?" Duo looks behind him to see a young man in his late teens or early twenties trying desperately to convince a lady of around the same age about something. He was wearing a beige-tan vest, a black tank top and purple pants with a bow in his long, aqua-blue hair to match.

He turned around to ask Tigress of the Moon who it was, but she was already running over to the two and throwing herself between them.

Duo sighed and continued with his game of bowling.

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Elsewhere, watching from the rafters....

"Nya?" =^o.o^=
"Nya." =^-.-^=
"Nyaa!!" =^^.^^=
"Nyaa!!" =^^.^^=
"Nya." =^-.-^= *sigh*

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Priss suddenly looked up at the ceiling, the hairs in the back of her neck standing on end.

When Nene looked over at Priss after her converstaion with Macky was finished, her smile faded from that of joy to a frown of concern. "What is is Priss?" She asked as she walked over to her concerned-looking friend.

"Not sure. I just have this creepy feeling that we're being watched."

"Watched? By who?"

For a split second they both saw red eyes glowing in the darkness of the ceiling overhead. Nene gasped and Priss took a step back.

"What was that?" asked Nene. "A Boomer?"

"No. Not a Boomer. I don't know what it is. It doesn't seem evil..Just...Well, don't know. Come on, let's go find Sylia and tell her what we saw."

"Shouldn't we tell the coordinator of the party? Tigress of the Moon? She specifically mentioned in the inventation that we couldn't bring our Hardsuits."

"Don't worry about it Nene. Whatever those things are...I'm sure they're nothing to worry about." Nene and Priss both turned away from the rafters to go find Sylia, right as the small, furry creature jumped down from its hiding place.

"Nya?" It said, as it cocked it's head to one side. "Nya." With that, it walked toward a chomping Usagi and sat by her foot, eyeing the chicken she held in her hand.

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A/N: NYA!!!! Well, that's it for this chapter! Please review!! I need to know how it's coming out!!! I'll even give you the next couple of chapter titles!! Chapter 4: Nya!!, Chapter 5: And Now! It's Time For!...Spin the Bottle!! C'ya next chap! Jaa!!