Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion
Disclaimer & A/N: I don't own 20 anime series!! I don't own any anime series!! *sniffle, sniffle* But I can always dream, right? Also, in upcoming chapters, expect random guest appearances by other characters.
Another note: If you can't remember what the different marks mean, please refer to those of previous chapters. That goes for this one on. Thanks!
Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion
Chapter 4: Nya!
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Usagi screamed as a three-tailed creature that looked like a cross between a fire-cat (ex. Kirara) and fox yokai put both its front paws on her thigh to support itself as it took a huge bit out of her chicken leg.
"Hey! Let go of my food!"
The creature jumped backwards about five feet and then looked back at Usagi, it's head tilted to one side with a quizzcal, curious expression on its face. "Nya?"
Rei Hino, along with Minako and Makoto ran towards the sreaming rabbit.
"What's your problem, Odango-atama (Dumpling-head)?" Rei said when she was within 20 feet of her-she assumed scared-friend.
"What IS that thing?" Usagi gestured toward the kitsune-neko (fox-cat) with her half-eaten chicken leg. "It tried stealing my food."
"She sounds like Thatz," Rune mumbled to himself. Rei smiled, still looking at the some-what scared, some-what angry Usagi.
"I'd be scared if I was you too, usagi (usagi is Japanese for "rabbit"). It just might eat you, considering foxes and cats generally think that rabbits make delicious dinners."
Usagi blushed red with anger and embaressment as she searched for the owner of the obnoxious voice. Her eyes landed upon Malacite.
"Eww. Who invited you, scumbag?"
"Tigress, of course." He said, casually tossing his invitation in Usagi's direction with a flick of his wrist, using his free hand to toss some loose, silvery hair over his shoulder
Usagi somehow managed to catch it and after reading to who it was adressed to, realized he was an actual guest at the party. Figures, She thought to herself.
"Besides," Malacite said, as he casually approached the curious creature. "These things are almost perfectly harmless. I heard Washu and Tigress talking about them earlier, although I can't seem to remember what their only flaw was..."
He said as he bent down to pet the kitsune-neko that looked up at him lovingly.
"Silly girl," he said, as he picked up the three-tailed yokai and placed it on his shoulder. "Afraid of a mere fox-cat. Poor rabbit was probably afraid she was going to be eatten," he said with a sly grin as he walked away from the Sailor Twit, smuggly laughing to himself.
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Usagi's face was still red as she watched the man walk away.
"I wonder what the flaw is...," Jupiter asked outloud, more for herself than anyone else.
"Yeah. You can't help but wonder," Rei added.
"Oh, don't worry about it," came a voice from overhead.
They all looked up to see Washu sticking her head out from a portal by the ceiling.
She had a huge grin on her face. "He'll find out soon enough. Trust me. Right now," she said, as she reached back into the portal, diappearing for a moment. "I have to give this to a young fellow at the bar." She hopped out holding a large, gold coloured gun. "I hope he likes my adjustments."
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Towards the other side of the alternate-basement dimesnion, between the bowling alleys and the mini-casino, the Tigress is stalking her new prey....Harry McDougal...
Before he knew what was going on, Harry looked down to see a young, teenage girl, somewhat resembling a tigress (what with her cat ears and tail) looking up at him with large, sparkling eyes.
"Um...Who are you?"
"I'm your biggest fan!"
Harry made a face of surprise and then of annoyance. "Listen, I'm in the middle of something right now. I'm not in the mood to deal with anyone else."
"Listen, Harry. I'm really sorry, but...," Melfina shot a glance over her shoulder at the other side of the room, where Gene and Ryoko were sitting at the bar, arms around each other, sake cups swaying back and forth in the air, singing. "I...I'm sorry." Melfina bowed her head down in respect, and then quickly scampered away towards the other side of the large room.
Harry sighed and slumped down onto a stool in front of one of the slot machines, his eyes glazing over.
Tigress sat down next to him. "Forget about her," she said. Harry looked up to find her eyes on Gene and Melfina, a sorrowful look in her eyes. She smiled and looked over at Harry, "If she likes big, smelly, drunk idiots, who're obsessed wiht firearms, then she's not the person for you. I, on the other hand..."
Harry backed up a bit until he was about to slid off his seat. He had a look of some-what near horror in his eyes. Tigress of the Moon was leaning towards him, nearly purring.
"Umm...Err...Wow, those cheese puffs look really good. I...I think I'll go try one. Bye! S-see you later!" Harry McDougal nearly threw his stool into the machine as he ran away from the crazed fangirl.
Tigress of the Moon sighed. *abandoned once again* "I have to find someone else to torture now!" *sniffle, sniffle* All of a sudden, her ears twitched, she turned in the direction of the sound to see no one other than Shawn Ashmore!! (Note: He plays Iceman in the X-men movie, and Jake in the series Animorphs, and he was also on the TV series In a Heartbeat and...Okay, I'm not too obsessed....Really...)
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Newly arrived at the portal was a very confused looking boy with a yellow and black bandana....
The short-black-haired boy had a very confused look on his face as he glanced about the room.
Still confused, he apporached a girl with red eyes and blue pigtails with a rabbit-cat thing on her head.
"Excuse me little girl, is this the Tendo dojo?"
"Sorry," replied Sasami. "This is Tigress of the Moon's basement."
Ranma's ears twitched. 'Tendo dojo'? you've got to be kidding!
Infuriated, Ranma ran over to a very lost looking Ryoga (as always...no surprise there) who was now asking a floating yellow teddy bear just how to get to the Tendo dojo from here. Kero, of course, looked at him as if her eas nuts and flew away.
Infuriated by his absentmindedness (I guess you could call it that...), Ryoga started screaming. "Hey! Where the HELL AM I!"
"Ryoga?! How the hell did you get here!?" Ranma yelled, pushing his was through the crowded room. "Was he even invited?!" he mumbled to himself. "You're in Tigress' basement!"
Ryoga, now a bright red, glared at Ranma. "What?! All I was trying to do was find the Tendo dojo. I must've gotten lost."
Ranma mumbled to himself. "No surprise there..."
"WHAT?!"
"How did you get lost and end up here!? You're in an ALTERNATE DIMENSION!!"
"How the HECK am I supposed to know??!!"
"He just has a nack for getting lost," said Nabiki, casually sipping a cup of "tea."
Genma nodded his head in agreement, considering in his panda form he very-well couldn't say it.
"Well, I might as well get something to eat while I'm here," Ryoga said as he started walking towards the buffet,...or what was left of it, anyways.
Unfortuanetly for him, he did make it very far.
"Food!" Goten yelled as he ran towards the table, running OVER Ryoga in the process. If that wasn't bad enough two other Saiyans of much heavier weight followed him.
Goku, Gohan, and Goten had arrived.
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A/N: Well, that's the end of chapter 4!! If I get some reviews, then the next chapter will be up in a couple of days. Nya!! =^^.^^=
Disclaimer & A/N: I don't own 20 anime series!! I don't own any anime series!! *sniffle, sniffle* But I can always dream, right? Also, in upcoming chapters, expect random guest appearances by other characters.
Another note: If you can't remember what the different marks mean, please refer to those of previous chapters. That goes for this one on. Thanks!
Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion
Chapter 4: Nya!
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Usagi screamed as a three-tailed creature that looked like a cross between a fire-cat (ex. Kirara) and fox yokai put both its front paws on her thigh to support itself as it took a huge bit out of her chicken leg.
"Hey! Let go of my food!"
The creature jumped backwards about five feet and then looked back at Usagi, it's head tilted to one side with a quizzcal, curious expression on its face. "Nya?"
Rei Hino, along with Minako and Makoto ran towards the sreaming rabbit.
"What's your problem, Odango-atama (Dumpling-head)?" Rei said when she was within 20 feet of her-she assumed scared-friend.
"What IS that thing?" Usagi gestured toward the kitsune-neko (fox-cat) with her half-eaten chicken leg. "It tried stealing my food."
"She sounds like Thatz," Rune mumbled to himself. Rei smiled, still looking at the some-what scared, some-what angry Usagi.
"I'd be scared if I was you too, usagi (usagi is Japanese for "rabbit"). It just might eat you, considering foxes and cats generally think that rabbits make delicious dinners."
Usagi blushed red with anger and embaressment as she searched for the owner of the obnoxious voice. Her eyes landed upon Malacite.
"Eww. Who invited you, scumbag?"
"Tigress, of course." He said, casually tossing his invitation in Usagi's direction with a flick of his wrist, using his free hand to toss some loose, silvery hair over his shoulder
Usagi somehow managed to catch it and after reading to who it was adressed to, realized he was an actual guest at the party. Figures, She thought to herself.
"Besides," Malacite said, as he casually approached the curious creature. "These things are almost perfectly harmless. I heard Washu and Tigress talking about them earlier, although I can't seem to remember what their only flaw was..."
He said as he bent down to pet the kitsune-neko that looked up at him lovingly.
"Silly girl," he said, as he picked up the three-tailed yokai and placed it on his shoulder. "Afraid of a mere fox-cat. Poor rabbit was probably afraid she was going to be eatten," he said with a sly grin as he walked away from the Sailor Twit, smuggly laughing to himself.
~~~~~~~~~~
Usagi's face was still red as she watched the man walk away.
"I wonder what the flaw is...," Jupiter asked outloud, more for herself than anyone else.
"Yeah. You can't help but wonder," Rei added.
"Oh, don't worry about it," came a voice from overhead.
They all looked up to see Washu sticking her head out from a portal by the ceiling.
She had a huge grin on her face. "He'll find out soon enough. Trust me. Right now," she said, as she reached back into the portal, diappearing for a moment. "I have to give this to a young fellow at the bar." She hopped out holding a large, gold coloured gun. "I hope he likes my adjustments."
~~~~~~~~~~
Towards the other side of the alternate-basement dimesnion, between the bowling alleys and the mini-casino, the Tigress is stalking her new prey....Harry McDougal...
Before he knew what was going on, Harry looked down to see a young, teenage girl, somewhat resembling a tigress (what with her cat ears and tail) looking up at him with large, sparkling eyes.
"Um...Who are you?"
"I'm your biggest fan!"
Harry made a face of surprise and then of annoyance. "Listen, I'm in the middle of something right now. I'm not in the mood to deal with anyone else."
"Listen, Harry. I'm really sorry, but...," Melfina shot a glance over her shoulder at the other side of the room, where Gene and Ryoko were sitting at the bar, arms around each other, sake cups swaying back and forth in the air, singing. "I...I'm sorry." Melfina bowed her head down in respect, and then quickly scampered away towards the other side of the large room.
Harry sighed and slumped down onto a stool in front of one of the slot machines, his eyes glazing over.
Tigress sat down next to him. "Forget about her," she said. Harry looked up to find her eyes on Gene and Melfina, a sorrowful look in her eyes. She smiled and looked over at Harry, "If she likes big, smelly, drunk idiots, who're obsessed wiht firearms, then she's not the person for you. I, on the other hand..."
Harry backed up a bit until he was about to slid off his seat. He had a look of some-what near horror in his eyes. Tigress of the Moon was leaning towards him, nearly purring.
"Umm...Err...Wow, those cheese puffs look really good. I...I think I'll go try one. Bye! S-see you later!" Harry McDougal nearly threw his stool into the machine as he ran away from the crazed fangirl.
Tigress of the Moon sighed. *abandoned once again* "I have to find someone else to torture now!" *sniffle, sniffle* All of a sudden, her ears twitched, she turned in the direction of the sound to see no one other than Shawn Ashmore!! (Note: He plays Iceman in the X-men movie, and Jake in the series Animorphs, and he was also on the TV series In a Heartbeat and...Okay, I'm not too obsessed....Really...)
~~~~~~~~~~
Newly arrived at the portal was a very confused looking boy with a yellow and black bandana....
The short-black-haired boy had a very confused look on his face as he glanced about the room.
Still confused, he apporached a girl with red eyes and blue pigtails with a rabbit-cat thing on her head.
"Excuse me little girl, is this the Tendo dojo?"
"Sorry," replied Sasami. "This is Tigress of the Moon's basement."
Ranma's ears twitched. 'Tendo dojo'? you've got to be kidding!
Infuriated, Ranma ran over to a very lost looking Ryoga (as always...no surprise there) who was now asking a floating yellow teddy bear just how to get to the Tendo dojo from here. Kero, of course, looked at him as if her eas nuts and flew away.
Infuriated by his absentmindedness (I guess you could call it that...), Ryoga started screaming. "Hey! Where the HELL AM I!"
"Ryoga?! How the hell did you get here!?" Ranma yelled, pushing his was through the crowded room. "Was he even invited?!" he mumbled to himself. "You're in Tigress' basement!"
Ryoga, now a bright red, glared at Ranma. "What?! All I was trying to do was find the Tendo dojo. I must've gotten lost."
Ranma mumbled to himself. "No surprise there..."
"WHAT?!"
"How did you get lost and end up here!? You're in an ALTERNATE DIMENSION!!"
"How the HECK am I supposed to know??!!"
"He just has a nack for getting lost," said Nabiki, casually sipping a cup of "tea."
Genma nodded his head in agreement, considering in his panda form he very-well couldn't say it.
"Well, I might as well get something to eat while I'm here," Ryoga said as he started walking towards the buffet,...or what was left of it, anyways.
Unfortuanetly for him, he did make it very far.
"Food!" Goten yelled as he ran towards the table, running OVER Ryoga in the process. If that wasn't bad enough two other Saiyans of much heavier weight followed him.
Goku, Gohan, and Goten had arrived.
**********
A/N: Well, that's the end of chapter 4!! If I get some reviews, then the next chapter will be up in a couple of days. Nya!! =^^.^^=