Part 3: It has landed.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, the biggest shock in the world. -__- I also do not own Harry Potter, or anything else I may make a reference to.
I now own a Gamecube…hooray! Don't sue me; I'm a nice person really.
Heero followed his friends into the back room. It was a big library study type place, it was pretty dark.
"I can't see oof!" Heero said as he ploughed into the back of Quatre. Quatre gave a strangled yelp and a domino effect ensued. It ended with a big pile on the floor.
"My leg!" Duo muttered in the dark.
"Your leg, my hair!" Trowa squeaked, "I spent ages getting it all over the one eye."
"I've lost my tea," Quatre pointed out to the group.
"So that's what was burning my leg," Duo said darkly.
Just then lights came blinding on. Heero was stood by the wall.
"That's better," Heero commented as he surveyed the pile of limbs entangled on the floor.
"By process of deduction, and that you are the only person not in the pile, you were the one to begin it, am I right Yuy?" Wufei said into Quatre's tutu.
"Brilliant Holmes, however do you do it?" Duo said sarcastically as he tried to wiggle out of the pile. Heero dragged Duo out first, as he had already got partially wiggled out. Quatre was on top so he was easily helped to his feet. While this was happening, Trowa had miraculously freed himself and was stood silently by. Wufei still lay on the floor muttering about the injustices.
"Drinking game," Trowa said again, straight faced and serious… for a change.
"But there's no drinks cabinet in here," Quatre pointed out. With that Trowa turned on his heel and walked out of the room. Everyone stared after him through the door.
"What's up with Barton?" Wufei asked as he propped himself up on his elbows. Everyone shrugged.
"Who is to know the inner workings of a mind that feels that hair covering one eye is the way forward?" Duo said dramatically as he stared off into the distance meaningfully. Heero snorted with laughter. Duo grinned. Just then Trowa returned with 6 bottles of tequila, a bag of limes, a saltshaker, shot glasses and also, trundling along behind, Noin and Zechs.
Heero took one look at Zechs and narrowed his eyes in disgust.
Zechs merely looked back and smirked.
"Very original Peacecraft," Heero hissed at him.
Zechs grinned at him as he fingered the green tank top and black spandex shorts. He put a hand up to straighten his brown wig. He had, in short, come as Heero.
"Wow Trowa, that was quick!" Duo mentioned looking completely bewildered, and trying to break the tension between Heero and Zechs.
"I know some people," Trowa muttered mysteriously. This made everyone more confused.
Sit he pointed to the floor.
"He's so god damn scary right now, it'd probably be stupid to refuse," Duo whispered to Heero as they sat on the floor.
"Well we'll get to see what would happen," Heero said back.
"What do you mean?" Duo asked bemused.
"Wufei is going refuse, look at his face," he answered as he glanced at Wufei's face.
Sure enough Wufei looked indignant and opened his mouth to refuse.
At this point however, Treize stuck his head around the door. Wufei closed his mouth.
Treize surveyed the group silently. Everyone stared back. He looked at them with a serious expression.
"Drinking game?" he questioned the group.
"That's right," Trowa said with a narrowing of his eyes.
Treize gave Trowa an almost imperceptible nod, which he returned. This nodding back and forth between the 2 continued for a couple of minutes, Duo gave an exasperated sigh as everyone looked on in bewilderment. Treize then came in and sat down between Zechs and Wufei. Wufei immediately went pink.
"Hey Fei weren't you going to say something?" Duo asked mischievously as he winked at the Gundam pilot in question. Heero elbowed him in the side.
Wufei shook his head vigorously and went from pink to red.
Trowa sat down between Duo and Wufei and placed the drink in the centre of the circle. (AN: if you're wondering how everyone's sat, the circle is as follows: Trowa, Wufei, Treize, Zechs, Noin, Quatre, Duo and Heero, going in an anticlockwise direction that is.)
"What's the game?" Noin asked as she pushed back her blonde wig. She'd come as Rapunzel, and her hair was getting in the way.
Everyone looked at Trowa. He stared back blankly for a couple of seconds, then shrugged. Everyone sighed in defeat.
"This was your idea Barton, you have to think of something," Wufei said angrily.
"I've got one," Treize said smoothly from behind his glasses. He'd decided to come as a mad scientist and his eyebrows helped an awful lot with the look (AN: how messed up are his eyebrows… not as messed as Dorothy's O.o)
"Go on then," Zechs prompted.
"What you do is have your glass filled with
the drink," he said, as he passed out the glasses between them, "and your
limes, then what you have to do, is go around the circle," he gave everyone a
lime, "the first person says a word beginning with A, the next person says the
word beginning with A, then says a word beginning with B and so forth," he
poured everyone a shot of tequila, "The person who messes up has to have a
shot, and the game continues."
"So every time you say the wrong order, or forget a word or something, you have
to take a shot?" Duo asked.
"That's right," Treize answered with a nod, "Unless that's not all right with you," Treize said, turning a searing glance onto Wufei.
Wufei hiccupped under the pressure of the gaze.
"That's fine," he squeaked.
"Good," Treize said leaning a little closer and giving Wufei a toe-curler of a smile.
"Fuck-me," Duo gasped quietly to Heero, "Just feel the heat."
"Is that an offer?" Heero asked. Duo went pink.
"Let's begin," Trowa said abruptly, "Why don't you start Quatre."
Quatre looked up, he'd been concentrating on fixing his wand, which had got a little bent.
"Oh," he said, then he smiled at Trowa flirtatiously. Trowa looked interested, "Whatever you say my dear clown," Quatre said, flushing prettily. Trowa started to sweat, just a little bit.
"Now these 2, fuck!" Duo said quietly as he adjusted his hair. Heero gave him a quick glance before returning his attention to Quatre.
"Does the word have to be along a certain theme?" Quatre asked Treize.
"How about dirty words, or dirty concepts" came the reply.
"All right then," Quatre looked thoughtful for a while, "erm… arse."
"Ok, me next," Noin said, "Arse, bondage." She pushed her wig back a little further on her head and smiled at Zechs.
"Arse, bondage, clit," Zechs said calmly as he turned to look at Treize, who was still staring at Wufei.
"Arse, bondage, clit, dick," he said and didn't stop looking at Wufei.
Wufei was sweating because of all the attention from Treize and gulped nervously.
'Er… arse, bondage, clit, d-d-dick," he stammered, "erotica," he finished, whilst trying to not look at Treize.
"Arse, bondage, clit, dick, erotica, fuck!" Trowa said his word with a slight grin.
"Arse, bondage, clit, dick, erotica, fuck, gherkin," Heero said calmly.
"Gherkin," Duo looked at him, "that doesn't count."
"Yes it does," Heero answered him, returning his gaze steadfastly.
"Gherkin is not a dirty word, or a dirty concept," Duo answered him sticking out his tongue.
"Depends what I was thinking of doing with the gherkin," Heero answered as he poked Duo in the side.
"Eep!" Duo squeaked as he turned puce… again.
Treize chuckled, "Let's just say it didn't count, take a shot Heero."
"Fine," Heero relented as he turned from Duo and took his shot. He sucked on the lime after and coughed a bit, "quite powerful stuff," he hissed.
"Ok me, Arse, bondage, clit, dick, fuck…" Duo started
"You missed erotica," Heero said with glee.
"Oh… fuck." He took his shot, "You weren't kidding, it is strong," he wheezed to Heero.
"Arse, bondage, clit, dick, erotica, fuck and er… er… grinding!" Quatre said triumphantly.
"Arse, bondage, clit, dick, erotica, fuck, grinding and erm… … … I can't think!" she exclaimed.
"Shot," Zechs said handing it to her.
"Right, arse, bondage, clit, dick, erotica, fuck, grinding and … hentai," Zechs looked at Noin with some meaning and she blushed and looked away.
"Arse, bondage, clit, dick, erotica, fuck, grinding, hentai, erm… internal probe…" Treize said vaguely.
"We'll keep it, but take a shot anyway because it was weak, but I is a hard letter," Trowa pointed out. Treize took his shot.
"Arse, bondage, clit, dick, erotica, fuck, grinding, hentai, internal probe, jacking off," Wufei said.
'Do you?" Treize said into his ear. Wufei went almost purple with embarrassment. He took a shot.
"You weren't meant to," Quatre said, a little confused.
"I needed it," he gasped.
"Arse bondage, clit, dick, erotica, fuck, grinding," Trowa looked at Quatre meaningfully, who squirmed, "hentai, jacking-off, kissing," he said.
"Kissing isn't really dirty," Quatre said waving a finger.
"I didn't say where," Trowa said as he winked at Quatre. Quatre blushed violently and hid behind his wand.
"If I couldn't have gherkin, you can't have kissing," Heero said folding his arms. Trowa took a shot.
"This isn't getting us drunk," Heero pointed out.
"True," Duo nodded, 'let's play something else."
"What though?" Noin asked.
"I know!" Quatre burst out suddenly.
"Well?" Trowa asked expectantly.
"We can play the Harry Potter drinking game!" he said jumping up. He ran out of the room quickly.
"Harry Potter?" Heero said to Duo, confused. Duo shrugged back.
Quatre ran back in with the Harry Potter DVD in his hand.
"How do you play?" Treize asked.
"Every time anyone says Harry or Potter, you take a shot, if they say Harry Potter, you have to take 2," Quatre explained as he set up the DVD.
"Fuck it, lets play," Heero said as he got up and moved towards the big screen.
Let's sit in a semi-circle so we can all see and all get to the drink. Trowa brought the bottles over and dumped them on the floor.
Trowa sat down, and Quatre sat very close to him. Heero sat down next to Quatre and Duo sat beside him. Wufei sat down without being able o shake Treize from his side. Then Zechs and Noin sat down last. Everyone poured a shot for themselves as Quatre started the film.
I wonder how long it'll take them to get pissed?
Not long. This game was invented by myself this New Year's Eve because we had sobered up as we had been drinking since 3 at a friend's house. It didn't take us long to be a wee bit drunk as they say Harry and Potter a lot in that film ^___^
Stay tuned for the pissed antics of our group, shibby! (From Dude Where's my car, good film, I don't own that either)