Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion
Disclaimer & A/N: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi, Sailor Moon, Dragon Knights, Escaflowne, Card Captors, DBZ, Outlaw Star, Gundam Wing, or any of the other anime series mentioned or to be mentioned in this fic. I only own the world inside my head, this story line, and of course, the NYA-NYAs!!!
Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion
Chapter 5: And Now! It's Time For!...Spin the Bottle!!
A very tired and annoyed looking Rath decides to approach one more may-be-demon before he decides to let it go for a while and take a break. Eat or something...
The one he has his eyes set on this time is a young man with long red hair. The demi-demon he had approached a few hours before. Inuyasha, was it? Well, anyways, they had nearly broken each other's swords in half in an attempt to kill each other. Sadly, it didn't work, and they decided that, for now, it would be a draw.
This guy, as well as the last, seemed somewhat both human and yokai, but he couldn't put his finger on why or how. He looked completely human, acted human, and, for the most part, felt human. So what was it.
Well, no harm in asking. Rath casually approached the red-haired man. "Are you a demon."
Kurama stopped mid-sentence in his conversation with Hie and looked at Rath. Smiling, he replied, "Sometimes."
Rath quickly drew his sword and kept the point a couple of a fractions of an inch from Kurama's neck. "Heh. FINALLY! A yokai!"
Kurama, still smiling, turned in the opposite direction and started to walk away. "Well, I could be considered human right now."
Puzzled, Rath subconsciously put down his sword. "Wha?? Huh??"
"I was reincarnated human, but I truly am a Kistune yokai." He then turned his head towars Rath, still standing away from him. "So, what is your judgement?"
Rath had swirls for eyes for a few seconds, before he fell over. "I don't think I can take much more of this."
Fire sat behind Rath's head. 'I think my master's dead,' his little sign read.
Thatz, holding a leg of mutton, loomed over Rath. "Not quite, but he's almost there."
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"ATTENTION!!" came the magnified voice of Tigress, who was standing on a table clutching an almost-unconscious Jake/Shawn Ashmore as she screamed into a megaphone.
"Attention everyone!! We are now playing a NEW game that EVERYONE MUST participate in unless told otherwise. You must also agreed to all the conditions of the game. I'm sure you've all heard of 'Spin the Bottle.'"
Even the red glowing eyes from the rafters focused their eyes on Tigress of the Moon.
Usagi reluctantly put down her plate of macaroni and cheese and head towards the center of the room. Gene and Ryoko had the same feelings towards their sake as they sat their cups down and tried to do what Usagi did, only walking was a little bit too much of a challange for them.
Chi scampered across the room dragging a scared looking Hideki, while Yue and Tori just looked annoyed by the whole thing. Yuu and Miki both were walking side-by-side as they approached the large circle that the rest of the people were already forming under Tigress' instructions.
The Sailor Scouts and the Knight Sabers were the last two groups to be seated, followed shortly by a scared, yet curious Inuyasha (What was this 'Spin the Bottle'?, anyways?) and a very eager Miroku. Allen Schezar and Dilandau arrived last, both keeping their distance, and Folken sighed as the two sat on opposite sides of the room. Dilandau wedged between Yue and Harry McDougal, while Allen chose to sit with Priss and Chi.
"K. Now that everyone's seated," Tigress of the Moon said before she put both the megaphone and Jake down on the table. "I don't need that anymore. Okay," she said, as she looked out at the audience. "Washu?"
"Right," Washu said, looking as Tigress and nodding her head. With that, she reached into a new portal and pulled out what looked like a bottle, but with a bunch of glowing, flashing lights, and one large button right in the middle. Everyone who knew what the game was about sweatdropped as she place the contraption in the center of the large circle of people.
"Now that that's done, these are the rules. Aside from the basics, you know, spin the bottle and whoever the top of the bottle points to is the one you have to kiss, we added a few tenny-tiny other rules. Like, for example, if you're in a boy form, and the bottle lands on a boy, if you have a girl form, you must transform into it and kiss the boy on the lips."
Both Dilandau and Ranma had looks of severe disgust on their faces as Tigress proceeded on with the rest of the rules.
"Genders don't matter. If your bottle lands on someone who's male, and you are too, you still have to kiss him! Whether it's on the lips or the cheek, it all depends on how much we like you." *wink*
"So now, let the game begin!!"
*psst* Washu made a small noise to get Tigress' attention. "One moment," she said, as she swung her legs to the other side of the tabel and jumped down to talk to Washu, who was sitting on the floor beside it.
"Did you rig it like I told you to?" Tigress asked with impatient curiousity.
Washu nodded her head. "Ranma WILL end up kissing Kuno at some time during the game," she whispered with a snicker.
"And the others?" Tigress could tell that Washu was having as much trouble holding in her laughter as she was.
"The same." Tigress and Washu both gave each other high fives and then got up and sat on the table, legs dangling off the side.
"Anyone who wants to volunteer to go first?" Tigress asked with a sly grin.
Miroku's hand was the first, and only hand to go up.
"Okay Miroku, go ahead."
He smiled and approached the bottle, bending down to press the bright red button when he reached it.
The bottle began to spin, and everyone watching couldn't help but wonder, some in fear and some in curiosity, on who the bottle would land on.
*spin, spin, spin..spin...spin.....spin......spin..........spin............*
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A/N: And to drive you all insane, I'll stop here!! (He he he....) If you want to know what happens next, REVIEW!! Itty pees? With nacho cheese? And honey bees? And chocolate covered fleas? And golden keys? And brocilli trees? I'm on my knees! I'm Japanese (I wish...)! Pretty please?!!! Well, anyways (aside from that little bit of insanity), Thanks, Bye!!
Disclaimer & A/N: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi, Sailor Moon, Dragon Knights, Escaflowne, Card Captors, DBZ, Outlaw Star, Gundam Wing, or any of the other anime series mentioned or to be mentioned in this fic. I only own the world inside my head, this story line, and of course, the NYA-NYAs!!!
Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion
Chapter 5: And Now! It's Time For!...Spin the Bottle!!
A very tired and annoyed looking Rath decides to approach one more may-be-demon before he decides to let it go for a while and take a break. Eat or something...
The one he has his eyes set on this time is a young man with long red hair. The demi-demon he had approached a few hours before. Inuyasha, was it? Well, anyways, they had nearly broken each other's swords in half in an attempt to kill each other. Sadly, it didn't work, and they decided that, for now, it would be a draw.
This guy, as well as the last, seemed somewhat both human and yokai, but he couldn't put his finger on why or how. He looked completely human, acted human, and, for the most part, felt human. So what was it.
Well, no harm in asking. Rath casually approached the red-haired man. "Are you a demon."
Kurama stopped mid-sentence in his conversation with Hie and looked at Rath. Smiling, he replied, "Sometimes."
Rath quickly drew his sword and kept the point a couple of a fractions of an inch from Kurama's neck. "Heh. FINALLY! A yokai!"
Kurama, still smiling, turned in the opposite direction and started to walk away. "Well, I could be considered human right now."
Puzzled, Rath subconsciously put down his sword. "Wha?? Huh??"
"I was reincarnated human, but I truly am a Kistune yokai." He then turned his head towars Rath, still standing away from him. "So, what is your judgement?"
Rath had swirls for eyes for a few seconds, before he fell over. "I don't think I can take much more of this."
Fire sat behind Rath's head. 'I think my master's dead,' his little sign read.
Thatz, holding a leg of mutton, loomed over Rath. "Not quite, but he's almost there."
~~~~~~~~~~
"ATTENTION!!" came the magnified voice of Tigress, who was standing on a table clutching an almost-unconscious Jake/Shawn Ashmore as she screamed into a megaphone.
"Attention everyone!! We are now playing a NEW game that EVERYONE MUST participate in unless told otherwise. You must also agreed to all the conditions of the game. I'm sure you've all heard of 'Spin the Bottle.'"
Even the red glowing eyes from the rafters focused their eyes on Tigress of the Moon.
Usagi reluctantly put down her plate of macaroni and cheese and head towards the center of the room. Gene and Ryoko had the same feelings towards their sake as they sat their cups down and tried to do what Usagi did, only walking was a little bit too much of a challange for them.
Chi scampered across the room dragging a scared looking Hideki, while Yue and Tori just looked annoyed by the whole thing. Yuu and Miki both were walking side-by-side as they approached the large circle that the rest of the people were already forming under Tigress' instructions.
The Sailor Scouts and the Knight Sabers were the last two groups to be seated, followed shortly by a scared, yet curious Inuyasha (What was this 'Spin the Bottle'?, anyways?) and a very eager Miroku. Allen Schezar and Dilandau arrived last, both keeping their distance, and Folken sighed as the two sat on opposite sides of the room. Dilandau wedged between Yue and Harry McDougal, while Allen chose to sit with Priss and Chi.
"K. Now that everyone's seated," Tigress of the Moon said before she put both the megaphone and Jake down on the table. "I don't need that anymore. Okay," she said, as she looked out at the audience. "Washu?"
"Right," Washu said, looking as Tigress and nodding her head. With that, she reached into a new portal and pulled out what looked like a bottle, but with a bunch of glowing, flashing lights, and one large button right in the middle. Everyone who knew what the game was about sweatdropped as she place the contraption in the center of the large circle of people.
"Now that that's done, these are the rules. Aside from the basics, you know, spin the bottle and whoever the top of the bottle points to is the one you have to kiss, we added a few tenny-tiny other rules. Like, for example, if you're in a boy form, and the bottle lands on a boy, if you have a girl form, you must transform into it and kiss the boy on the lips."
Both Dilandau and Ranma had looks of severe disgust on their faces as Tigress proceeded on with the rest of the rules.
"Genders don't matter. If your bottle lands on someone who's male, and you are too, you still have to kiss him! Whether it's on the lips or the cheek, it all depends on how much we like you." *wink*
"So now, let the game begin!!"
*psst* Washu made a small noise to get Tigress' attention. "One moment," she said, as she swung her legs to the other side of the tabel and jumped down to talk to Washu, who was sitting on the floor beside it.
"Did you rig it like I told you to?" Tigress asked with impatient curiousity.
Washu nodded her head. "Ranma WILL end up kissing Kuno at some time during the game," she whispered with a snicker.
"And the others?" Tigress could tell that Washu was having as much trouble holding in her laughter as she was.
"The same." Tigress and Washu both gave each other high fives and then got up and sat on the table, legs dangling off the side.
"Anyone who wants to volunteer to go first?" Tigress asked with a sly grin.
Miroku's hand was the first, and only hand to go up.
"Okay Miroku, go ahead."
He smiled and approached the bottle, bending down to press the bright red button when he reached it.
The bottle began to spin, and everyone watching couldn't help but wonder, some in fear and some in curiosity, on who the bottle would land on.
*spin, spin, spin..spin...spin.....spin......spin..........spin............*
**********
A/N: And to drive you all insane, I'll stop here!! (He he he....) If you want to know what happens next, REVIEW!! Itty pees? With nacho cheese? And honey bees? And chocolate covered fleas? And golden keys? And brocilli trees? I'm on my knees! I'm Japanese (I wish...)! Pretty please?!!! Well, anyways (aside from that little bit of insanity), Thanks, Bye!!