Ok people, it's the next instalment, this is the part where they'll all be a tad drunk from all the Harry Potter tequila shots ^__^

May be some adult concepts in this one, so you've been warned, I'm not sure though, I'll have to see how it goes.  If you're under 17 you shouldn't be reading this 'cos (a) you wouldn't fully understand the inner workings of older peoples' sick and twisted minds, and (b) certain things are only available to older people, so that we can feel more privileged and exclusive ('cos we weren't allowed to do stuff when we were younger), so just wait, and then you can read it.  

If you are under 17 and reading this, then you can't blame me if you get warped cos I warned you, so there.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, Harry Potter or anything else I make may references too by accident, so please don't sue me, 'cos I'm poor and actually an all right kind of person… I think O.o

Things slant more when you're drunk…

40 minutes into the Harry Potter film, Quatre was pissed as a newt (AN: who knows where that analogy came from) and laying all over Trowa in a drunken yet flirtatious manner.  Trowa was nearly as pissed as him, so was very pleased with the way the situation was unfolding and was tickling Quatre under the chin.

Wufei was feeling pretty hazy and couldn't see straight.  Treize, who was not as pissed as the rest, as he was 24, and quite a bit older, and could hold his liquor better than 15 year old boys (AN: well you'd hope so anyway), had taken advantage of Wufei's state of mind and slipped him onto his lap.  Wufei didn't seem to mind at all, and leaned into him for support.  Treize was encouraging him to have another drink of tequila, which Wufei took and threw in the direction of his mouth… it went all over Treize's left cheek.

Zechs and Noin had given up the pretence that they were just friends and were pashing, quite vigorously, on the floor.

Duo was still drinking from the tequila bottle every time Harry or Potter was said, and was encouraging Heero to do the same.  He was sloshing the liquor quite unsteadily into the glasses, as everything was tilting.

"Things slant more when you're drunk," Heero said slowly as he leant to the right a little more.

"Come on dude," Duo said encouragingly to Heero, who was leaning slightly to one side. "We can do it, we're gonna make it through this fi*hic*ilm."   He poured Heero another glass of Tequila.  The shot glasses had been abandoned at the point when they found some glass tumblers in the room.

"Hey, it can be like, you know, a mission," Duo said stabbing the air furiously with the top of the tequila bottle.

Heero nodded vigorously at this and picked up the glass.  He toasted it silently into the air and drank it.

Duo started giggling, "No, dude," he chuckled, "you were meant to wait for some one to say Harry Potter."

Heero started to giggle too, "Oopsies!" he sang, "I forgot." (O.o oh my god, Heero giggling and singing O.o)

On the screen someone said, "Potter."

"No, no, quick, quick," Duo laughed as he poured another glass for Heero, "we have to drink, quickly."

Heero took the glass shakily as he was still laughing.  He was just taking a gulp as he snorted with laughter for no apparent reason.  This set Duo off who spat out his tequila and started to laugh, a little hysterically.  Heero laughed harder.  They were both doubled up.  Tears were streaming down Duo's face.  They continued for a full 5 minutes before they calmed down enough to talk.

"I can't believe you snorted," Duo said before he began laughing again.  Heero laughed too.

"Well you were the one who sptat out the drink," he pointed out before pouring them both another drink.

Duo snorted, "You just said sptat," he said pointing at Heero unsteadily.

"Did not," Heero said indignantly… before cracking up.

Duo sniggered, then he frowned as he remembered something from earlier in the evening.  He raised his eyebrows at himself, impressed that he could remember anything amidst the tequila haze.

"Hey Heero," he said as he slung his arm around his friends shoulders.  Heero leaned back from him a little and stared hazily into his eyes.

"Hn?" Heero asked before taking a swig of his drink.

"You said before you were wearing fur underwear," Duo said looking away.  He turned back to Heero, "Are you really?" he asked finally whilst flushing slightly.

Heero stared at him for a short while before a slow and sexy smile spread across his face, "You better believe it," he husked.  Duo went pinker.

"Do you want to see?" Heero asked quietly, leaning towards Duo.

"Eep!" Duo squeaked.

"See what?" Trowa asked looking at them, "I want to see."

Quatre looked up from his vantage point on Trowa's lap. 

"You know what I want?" Quatre said slowly to the group.

"What's that?" Trowa purred. (AN: just so you know, any spelling mistakes from here are how the characters are pronouncing their words, because they're all wasted.)

"Well," he said musingly, "I want some dancing."

"You know what I want?" Heero said, looking at Duo for a little while.  Duo went red.

"Whash that?" Wufei slurred, dragging himself into a more upright position in Treize's lap.

"I want some more alceehol," he answered, over-pronouncing alcohol "and you know what else I want some more beers."

"Have we had any beers?" Duo asked as he leant forward and grabbed Zechs' wig and put it over his hair.

"Does it matter?" Treize asked as he adjusted Wufei in his lap.  Duo thought about it for a little while then shook his head.  This made him dizzy and he slid over into Heero's lap.  Heero looked at him in his lap and raised an eyebrow.  Duo merely smiled and readjusted the Heero wig.

"Thash all good," Quatre said, furiously nodding his head.

Trowa stood up, Quatre slipped off his lap with a small squeak.

"Mushic" he slurred to the group before wobbling out the door.

"I want Zechs and Noin to get a room," Treize said as he clung to Wufei and watched the couple eat each other.

"Well there are, like, hundreds," Quatre muttered.

Everyone went silent and then burst out laughing.

"Yeah," Duo said through the laughter, "but whash ish the likelihood that they'd pick one of the rooems that WE occuppy!"

They laughed harder.  Trowa walked in with a selection of CD's in his arms, more tequila, and several bottles of champagne… oh and some beers for Heero.

"Let em me shee," Quatre said, as he scrutinized the pile of CD's.

"Ooooooooooooooo!" Quatre squealed, "Funky Divas, funky divas!"

"I've gots a song," Heero piped up.

"Really?" Wufei said swinging his head in Heero's direction, which he over judged and went flying out of Treize's lap and face first onto the floor.  Everyone stared at him.  When he hadn't moved for a few minutes, Treize picked him up and put him back into his lap.

"Yeah," Heero answered simply.

"Shing it for us," Duo said, grabbing a champagne bottle and opening it.

"Alright," Heero said as he stood up.  "Quatre may I ushe this table ash a shtage?"

"Yup," Quatre said, as he settled back into Trowa's lap.

Heero tried to scramble onto the table, but only succeeded in lying partially on it, showing the room most of his fur underwear.

"Just show us a little more," Treize shouted.

Everyone cheered as Heero managed to get onto the table and stand up.  He blushed slightly before clearing his throat to begin.

Heero opened his mouth wide and started to sing.

"I'm the only gay Eskimo," he began.

Everyone burst out laughing.

"Very apropropriate," Duo yelled as he shuffled forwards to get closer to the table.

"I'm the only one I know," he continued.

"I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe.

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka

But all I want to do is get into his parker." This line was met with laughter.

"I'm the only gay Eskimo, in my tribe

Well, me and Nuck-fuk-chuk-buk, we both like blubber

But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber," (more laughter)

"I'm the only gay Eskimo, in my tribe.

I make a wish on the Northern lights

That I could find a decent pair of Whale skin tights.

I'm the only gay Eskimo, in my tribe

And the seals they sing now."

Heero started making seal noises and everyone cracked up at the spectacle.  Duo screamed like a fan-girl and through the wig onto the table at Heero's feet.  Heero picked it up and swung it round on his finger seductively. He finished the seal noises and continued with his song.

"These cold winter nights are taking their toll

I even get excited when I see the North Pole… see the North Pole." (Laughter from everyone except those engaging in passionate affairs i.e. Zechs and Noin)

"I'm the only gay Eskimo

I'm the only one I know

I'm the only gay Eskimo, in my tribe."

He ended and took a bow while everyone was clapping and cheering.

He slipped down from the table and sat next to Duo, placing the wig back onto his head as Duo proffered him the champagne bottle.  Heero took it and had a big gulp.

"That wash really really cool," Duo said to him, as Heero handed him back the bottle, "I even go to see the famous fur underwear," he said to him as he gave him a small wink.  Heero blushed slightly.  Then he regained his composure and a feral smile crossed his face.

Duo looked at him askance (means suspiciously), "What?" he asked.

"Well," Heero said slowly, sidling a bit closer to him, "If you got to see my underwear then I should get to see yours," he finished with a grin.

"EEP!" Duo squealed as Heero winked at him suggestively.

Heero looked at Duo expectantly as Duo became redder and redder.  Heero shook his head and laughed.

"Maybe later then," he whispered into Duo's ear and then gave him a small kiss on the cheek.  Duo went purple from embarrassment.

"Beer?" he squeaked, offering Heero an open bottle.  He took it and chugged half of it before setting it down on the floor.

Suddenly Wufei shot up from his seat on Treize's lap.  Duo yelped and fell backwards, he grabbed Heero to try and stop himself, but, of course, Heero was wasted and so not steady.  Duo succeeded in dragging the Wing Zero pilot backwards with him.  Quatre feel off Trowa's lap in shock… Zechs and Noin were unaffected.

"Holy shit!" Treize yelled as he clutched at his chest, "You nearly gave me heart attack.  He stood up and slung an arm around Wufei's shoulders, "You've got to remember, I'm an old man you know," He purred.  Wufei vaguely patted Treize's cheek.

"I jush rememembered," Wufei stuttered, "I neeeeeeed the bathroom."

Everyone looked at him, then looked at each other, then at their respective bits. (AN: you know what I mean ^_-)

"Yep," Duo said standing up a little unsteadily, "Me as well."

Everyone agreed.

"Bathroom trip," Trowa said standing up and taking Quatre up with him.

"Did I hear someone say bathroom?" Noin said looking up over Zechs' shoulder.  Heero nodded.  She stood up quickly letting Zechs fall face first on the floor.

"Oof!" Zechs exclaimed.  Noin cringed and helped him up.

"I'm dying for a piss," she exclaimed as she examined Zechs' face for bruises.

"Bathroom trip," Trowa said again, "Everyone bring a bottle of booze, don't want to be shobering up on the way."

Everyone grabbed a bottle, or discussed sharing one with someone else, and then, they were on the way.

They stumbled out of the room, and looked at the crowded hall.

"Hey Q-man," Where's the nearesht bathroom?" Duo asked.  When he received no answer he turned around to find there was no Quatre.  He looked puzzled for a while as everyone exchanged looks.

"Trowa?" Treize asked.  Trowa nodded exaggeratedly as he spun unsteadily on his heel and went back into the room.  He emerged carrying Quatre.

"I fell down," Quatre said with a big smile at the group.

"Wow you really are blonde!" Duo exclaimed as he took a big swig of the champagne he was carrying.

"I finish-ed my beer," Heero said sadly, putting his eye to the neck of the bottle and looking in.

"Aw, dude," Duo said, as he slung his arm over Heero's shoulder, "You can share my champagne."  Heero gave him a big smile and took the bottle from him.

"Bathroom," Wufei said as he hopped from foot to foot and promptly fell over… 'cos he was wasted.  He looked up at Treize from the floor.

"Piggy-back ride?" Wufei questioned.

Treize looked amused and bent down so that the drunken Chinese boy could climb onto his back.

"Bathroom-wards!" Quatre shouted, as he pointed through the crowd to the doors.

The group advanced slowly and unsteadily into the crowd, with Quatre shouting directions and a very pissed Duo and Heero as the front men making everyone get out of the way.  They were arm in arm and barging into people.

"EX-cuse me!" Heero said indignantly as he pushed past some women, dragging a laughing Duo along with him.

The end.  Bit of a weird place to stop I suppose, but the next chapter will involve them and their bathroom escapades.  Yes this story is loosing the plot!

Sorry their wasn't really too many adult type things in this one, but there should be in the next one, the way it is panning out in my head anyways ^__^

Please R+R

Oh and does anyone know if I'm allowed to put the lemon part up, or will FF.Net shut me down? Feel free to tell me.