Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion

Disclaimer & A/N: I don'y own anything except the world inside my head, this twisted plotline, and, of course, the Nya-Nyas!! This chapter is for Rika Minaka, who actually seems to have a genuine interest in this fic. Thanks for reviewing! And thanks to my two other reviwers as well. Enjoy!

Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion

Chapter 6: The Dreaded Game (Part 2 of Spin the Bottle)

Miroku grinned as he stared across the circle at a very worried looking Sango. Kagome was trying to whisper support to her, but it just wasn't sinking in. Inuyasha just looked disturbed by the whole game in general.

Miroku's eyes lit up as the neck of the bottle pointed at Sango. She blushed bright red as Miroku stood up, still grinning, and strode across the circle.

Kagome whispered to her how much she sympathized with her until Miroku had reached them

To Sango's surprise, Miroku was blushing as well, and turned an even brighter shade as he knelt down and edged closer to her. Sango closed her eyes and sat there, waiting. Hesitatingly, Miroku leaned forward ang gently pressed his lips against hers. Regaining some confidence, he slipped his arm around her back and started slowly slipping it down her spine.

Sango's eye's snapped open as she realized what he was doing, and nearly slapped him across the face. Instead, she nearly knocked the wind out of him as she used all the strength in her arms to push him away, hurtling him to the other side of the circle, knocking over a spaced out Aya.

After declaring him a pervert, since he had landed directly on top of her, she slapped him hard acroos the face, which sent him sprawling into the center of the circle. He quicky recovered himself, and then hurried over to his place in the circle.

Sango, not in the mood for anymore kissing, gave up her right to spin the bottle. Since no one volunteered, Tigress of the Moon "volunteered" someone.

"Come on Ran-chan! Your turn!" Tigress of the Moon siad gleefully, as she dragged Ranma towards the bottle, skipping as she went.

Ranma, on the other hand, was trying to rip his scalp off. He was totally against this in every way. He wouldn't attack Tigress, for fear of what she would end up having him do, so he gave up and simply let her drag him to the center of the circle and then plop him next to the bottle.

"Press the button!" She said with a smile.

Ranma glared at her, then sighed and pressed the button. Tigress quickly ran back to her table seat, snickering all the way there. Washu was already covering her mouth trying to prevent from being too loud.

Ranma fidgeted as he waited for the bottle to stop spinning. Hoping against all hope that it wouldn't be a guy. ESPECIALLY not Kuno! Anyone but Kuno, he thought desperately. I'll even take his sister over him. But to Ranma's dispare, the bottle pointed to none-other than Kuno.

Ranma shuddered at the thought of having to kiss that buffoon, and was about to object when he felt the ice cold water pour down his head, soaking him through.

"You didn't have to put icecubes in it!" she yelled as she tryed to warm her gooseflesh.

"My pig-tail girl!" Kuno shouted from across the circle.

Ranma sighed yet again, I can't believe this idiot still doesn't know who I am. Well, now I have no choice.

Head hanging, she trudged across the circle and was about to barely brush her lips against Kuno's, when he grabbed her and nearly smothered her to death with his kiss.

Once she finally managed to wriggle out of his grasp, she ran away screaming, nearly throwing up as she made her way to the bathrooms. Kuno smiled smuggly to himself as he sat back down, thinking that she ranaway because she was so happy, not because she was about to be sick.

Kuno also gave up his rights to the bottle, and Tigress was about to select another one to be the victim of her game when someone "voluntered" Dilandau. She didn't catch who, but someone had thrown the poor guy into the center of the circle. Some place he clearly did NOT want to be. But it was too late.

Tigress looked at him and smiled. "Thank you, Dilandau-chan! You weren't the one I had in mind," she said as she shot a quick glance, along with a wink, at Harry McDougal. "But I'm glad you volunteered."

Dilandau looked at her wearily, and shifted his weight from foot to foot, now that he was standing again. He glanced down at the bottle, and then up at Tigress, a look of disgust on his face. She just smiled and nodded.

He would've rather fought her to the death, but since he had neither his Guymelef, nor a trustworthy blade, and because he didn't enjoy hand-to-hand combat, he dropped down onto one knee, pressed the button, and then stood up again, in one fluid movement. And waited for the no-doubt, terrifying results.

Everyone gasped at whom the bottle landed on, including Dilandau, but he also had a look of confusion on his face. The bottle had landed on the hostess of the party, Tigress of the Moon, who had never opened her eyes from the smile she had given him before, and was still giving him now. Suddenly sensing over a hundred eyes on her, she opened them and looked around, clearly confused, until she spotted the bottle in the middle of the floor. Then she blushed bright red.

"Umm....," she said sofly, as her glance shifted from Dilandau to the bottle, and then back again. A sweatdrop formed on the back of her head as she leaned over to whisper into Washu's ear. "Did you do this?!" An enraged whisper.

All Washu did was grin, and all Tigress could do was blush even more as she looked infront of her to see an apprehensive Dilandau.

She sighed. "Okay," she said aloud and closed her eyes. Dilandau wasn't sure if it was a sign for him to go ahead, or if she was just preparing herself.

Hesitatingly, he leaned forward, closing his eyes, and then touched his lips to hers. Tigress' face flushed an even deeper shade, to crimson, but she visibly relaxed a bit after the first couple of seconds.

After the kiss was done,she decided to dismiss the game for a while and call everyone back at a later time. After her embarassment faded, she had a talk with Washu about her invention and how they were going to UNrig it for good.

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