Disclaimer: I don't own Loz. Not even Tingle *shudders at the thought*.
**************************************************************************** ********************************* *Aryll comes out of Grandma's House and walks to the watch tower and climbs up it*
Aryll: Wake up!
Link: zzzzzzzzz
Aryll: *smashes Links head with her telescope*
Link:.....*10 seconds later* OW! That hurt!!!!
Aryll: You know it's your birthday today.
Link: Really!?! How old am I?
Aryll: .....
Link: Oh yeah! I'm uh.4 years old!
Aryll: ..right.here's my telescope that I'm going to give you for no apparent reason at all.
Link: *holds it up so everyone in the world can see how shiny it is* Shiny....
Aryll: Grandma wants you.
Link: Ok. *walks toward ladder but trips over it and falls face first on the dock* owwwww.I'm ok.*goes to Grandma's House and goes inside* Hey Grandma! What's cookin?
Grandma: Brains!!! *laughs maniacally*
Link: You make the best brains Grandma!
Grandma: Here, have a sample heh heh heh. *sharp toothed evil grin appears on her face*
Link: *eats it* Yummy!
Grandma: Here's some clothing I knitted for you the other day. It will be your brain eating suit when you eat brains!!! *cackles*
Link: Holds clothes up to show how shiny they are*
Grandma: Go and get your sister so she too can taste the goodness of brain cells *laughs mainiacally again*
Link: Ok! *walks out of Grandma's house, goes to the watch tower and climbs up it*
Aryll: *with a shotgun* Die you stupid seagulls!
Link: Grandma wants you to try her world famous fried brains.
Aryll: Not now! I must get rid of these pesky seagulls! *shoots one of them and explodes into feathers and blood*
Link: *with blood and feathers on him* Nice.
Aryll: Look through my telescope so you can spot anymore annoying seagulls.
Link: How do you look through the Telescope?
Aryll:........put it up to one eye and look through it.
Link: Ohhhhhh, so that's how you look through a Telescope. *gets out Telescope and follows instructions Aryll gave him.* *gasp* I-I can see farther than I used to!!!!!!
Aryll: ........
Link: Hey, there's a bird thing over by the mailbox!
Aryll: Ok. *shoots postman dead*
Link: *looks way up* Hey, a gigantimous bird!!!!!!!
Aryll: *looks up and fires at the gigantimous bird and kills it*
Link: OOOOOOOH, a hot girl falling out of the sky.!!!! My dreams have come true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aryll: Wouldn't it be a good idea to go and save her?
Link: Ok....how do I do that?
Aryll: Well, you'll need a sword.
Link: And where do I get a sword?
Aryll: ....Orca's house.
Link: Ok. *goes toward the ladder but trips over it and falls in the water* I'm ok! *walks to Orca's house and goes inside*
Orca: *drunk* Ahhhh, Billy. *walks toward Link drunkenly* Here's a sword I'm giving you because I just want to. *gives Link the sword and falls asleep standing up*
Link: *holds up the sword so the world can see more shininess* *goes out of Orca's house and walks to the forest*
*inside the forest*
Link: *eerie music starts playing* Creepy. *spots a Bokoblin digging up it's butt* Ewwwwwww, what are you doing?!?!?!?
Bokoblin: Cleaning my butt out what does it look like? *holds up hand to show shit on it*
Link: Oh my God. *pukes* You shall pay for disgusting me like that! *kills Bokoblin*
Bokoblin: I hate you.*disappears in a puff of purple smoke*
Tetra: *wakes up* What the.*branch breaks and she falls on the ground* owwwwwwww.
Link: *goes up to her and stares at her*
Tetra: *gets up* What are you staring at?
Link: *starts drooling*
Gonzo: *comes into the forest* Miss!!!
Tetra: I'm over here!
Gonzo: Oh thank goodness! Uhhhhhh, what's with the freak in the green clothes?
Tetra: I don't know. Do something about him!
Gonzo: *picks up Link and throws him across his shoulder and walks out of the cave with Tetra*
Aryll: *on the other side of the bridge* Link! Grandma wants you to come home for dinner! We're having brain casserole! And who are those people?
Link: *wakes up from trance* Huh? I'll be over there soon. Oh, and can you put me down?
Gonzo: *puts Link down and stares at him questionably*
Aryll: You were in the forest for a while ya know.*eyes widen* Link!!! You know you're not old enough to do that kind of stuff!!!!! *starts running across bridge with shotgun in hand* * giant bird comes and grabs her* What the hell? Put me down! Wait a minute.didn't I kill you?
Giant Bird: Plothole. *flies off*
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *runs off cliff and trys to fly but ends up falling onto the rocks below*
Gonzo: Why didn't you save him? You were right there.
Tetra: He's a dumbass, that's why.
Gonzo: Oh.
*later*
Link: *covered in scratches and bruises and in bandages* Please, please, PLEASE can I go with you guys?
Tetra: For the last time NO!
Quill: *flies in* Well he should!
Link: Didn't Aryll kill you a while ago?
Quill: Plothole.
Link: Oh.
Quill: Well he should go with you guys because he's gonna become the Hero of Winds and he's gonna kill Ganondorf!
Tetra: How do you know?
Quill: It's in the script. You have one don't you?
Tetra: Yeah. *gets it out and scans over it* Alright. But he's gonna need a shield. So go get one.
Link: Ok. *goes to Grandma's house and goes inside*
Grandma: Ah. Your just in time for dinner. We're having brain casserole! *laughs evilly*
Link: Can I borrow the family shield so I can shield myself from badguys and other dangers?
Grandma: Sure. Here you go.
Link: *holds up shield to the world to show how shiny it is* I'm not hungry, can I go back outside?
Grandma: Go ahead! More brain casserole for me! *laughs maniacally*
Link: Ok. *walks outside and back to the ship* *Tetra and Gonzo and Quill are playing Spades*
Quill: Yes!!!
Tetra: Come on! Quit reeling in those books!
Link: I'm back!
Tetra: Took you long enough.
Link: Now can I go?
Tetra: Yeah yeah.
Link: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *does the Macarana*
Everyone:...........
*later on the ship*
Tetra: Set sail! *sails go up and they set sail*
Link: *already bored* I'm bored.
Tetra: Go below deck and talk to Niko. He'll find you something to do.
Link: Ok! *goes below deck*
Niko: You must be our new swabbie!
Link: O.o
Niko: .....Ok, just jump across these platforms that I'm gonna put up. *jumps on a switch to make platforms come up and jumps across to the other side* Alright, start
Link: This will take too long. *dimension hole appears beside him and he reaches in to find a jetpack* Mwahahahahahaha.*puts on jetpack and flies through the door, crashing into Niko and into the wall* I'm ok.
Niko: Owwwwwwwww..*falls unconscious*
Link: Hey a treasure chest! *opens it and gets the spoils bag* *holds it up for the world to see*
Tetra: Link! We're at the Forsaken Fortress!
Link: *goes above deck and goes up to the crows nest* How do you know I'm supposed to go Forsaken Fortress?
Tetra: The script.
Link: Oh.
Tetra: Hey, could you get into this barrel on the catapult?
Link: Whatever. *gets into barrel*
Tetra: Ok! *evil grin appears on face* 3, 2, 1, FIRE!!!!!!
Link: Fire??? Where????? *gets shot to the Forsaken Fortress* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! *crashes into wall and sword falls out of it's sheath* owwwwwwww..I'm ok.*falls into the water below and swims to shore* Wow, my first dungeon.well, better get started.
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So? What did ya think? I think it was a pretty good fanfic. So, please send in nice reviews! Chapter 2 will be up sometime later.
**************************************************************************** ********************************* *Aryll comes out of Grandma's House and walks to the watch tower and climbs up it*
Aryll: Wake up!
Link: zzzzzzzzz
Aryll: *smashes Links head with her telescope*
Link:.....*10 seconds later* OW! That hurt!!!!
Aryll: You know it's your birthday today.
Link: Really!?! How old am I?
Aryll: .....
Link: Oh yeah! I'm uh.4 years old!
Aryll: ..right.here's my telescope that I'm going to give you for no apparent reason at all.
Link: *holds it up so everyone in the world can see how shiny it is* Shiny....
Aryll: Grandma wants you.
Link: Ok. *walks toward ladder but trips over it and falls face first on the dock* owwwww.I'm ok.*goes to Grandma's House and goes inside* Hey Grandma! What's cookin?
Grandma: Brains!!! *laughs maniacally*
Link: You make the best brains Grandma!
Grandma: Here, have a sample heh heh heh. *sharp toothed evil grin appears on her face*
Link: *eats it* Yummy!
Grandma: Here's some clothing I knitted for you the other day. It will be your brain eating suit when you eat brains!!! *cackles*
Link: Holds clothes up to show how shiny they are*
Grandma: Go and get your sister so she too can taste the goodness of brain cells *laughs mainiacally again*
Link: Ok! *walks out of Grandma's house, goes to the watch tower and climbs up it*
Aryll: *with a shotgun* Die you stupid seagulls!
Link: Grandma wants you to try her world famous fried brains.
Aryll: Not now! I must get rid of these pesky seagulls! *shoots one of them and explodes into feathers and blood*
Link: *with blood and feathers on him* Nice.
Aryll: Look through my telescope so you can spot anymore annoying seagulls.
Link: How do you look through the Telescope?
Aryll:........put it up to one eye and look through it.
Link: Ohhhhhh, so that's how you look through a Telescope. *gets out Telescope and follows instructions Aryll gave him.* *gasp* I-I can see farther than I used to!!!!!!
Aryll: ........
Link: Hey, there's a bird thing over by the mailbox!
Aryll: Ok. *shoots postman dead*
Link: *looks way up* Hey, a gigantimous bird!!!!!!!
Aryll: *looks up and fires at the gigantimous bird and kills it*
Link: OOOOOOOH, a hot girl falling out of the sky.!!!! My dreams have come true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aryll: Wouldn't it be a good idea to go and save her?
Link: Ok....how do I do that?
Aryll: Well, you'll need a sword.
Link: And where do I get a sword?
Aryll: ....Orca's house.
Link: Ok. *goes toward the ladder but trips over it and falls in the water* I'm ok! *walks to Orca's house and goes inside*
Orca: *drunk* Ahhhh, Billy. *walks toward Link drunkenly* Here's a sword I'm giving you because I just want to. *gives Link the sword and falls asleep standing up*
Link: *holds up the sword so the world can see more shininess* *goes out of Orca's house and walks to the forest*
*inside the forest*
Link: *eerie music starts playing* Creepy. *spots a Bokoblin digging up it's butt* Ewwwwwww, what are you doing?!?!?!?
Bokoblin: Cleaning my butt out what does it look like? *holds up hand to show shit on it*
Link: Oh my God. *pukes* You shall pay for disgusting me like that! *kills Bokoblin*
Bokoblin: I hate you.*disappears in a puff of purple smoke*
Tetra: *wakes up* What the.*branch breaks and she falls on the ground* owwwwwwww.
Link: *goes up to her and stares at her*
Tetra: *gets up* What are you staring at?
Link: *starts drooling*
Gonzo: *comes into the forest* Miss!!!
Tetra: I'm over here!
Gonzo: Oh thank goodness! Uhhhhhh, what's with the freak in the green clothes?
Tetra: I don't know. Do something about him!
Gonzo: *picks up Link and throws him across his shoulder and walks out of the cave with Tetra*
Aryll: *on the other side of the bridge* Link! Grandma wants you to come home for dinner! We're having brain casserole! And who are those people?
Link: *wakes up from trance* Huh? I'll be over there soon. Oh, and can you put me down?
Gonzo: *puts Link down and stares at him questionably*
Aryll: You were in the forest for a while ya know.*eyes widen* Link!!! You know you're not old enough to do that kind of stuff!!!!! *starts running across bridge with shotgun in hand* * giant bird comes and grabs her* What the hell? Put me down! Wait a minute.didn't I kill you?
Giant Bird: Plothole. *flies off*
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *runs off cliff and trys to fly but ends up falling onto the rocks below*
Gonzo: Why didn't you save him? You were right there.
Tetra: He's a dumbass, that's why.
Gonzo: Oh.
*later*
Link: *covered in scratches and bruises and in bandages* Please, please, PLEASE can I go with you guys?
Tetra: For the last time NO!
Quill: *flies in* Well he should!
Link: Didn't Aryll kill you a while ago?
Quill: Plothole.
Link: Oh.
Quill: Well he should go with you guys because he's gonna become the Hero of Winds and he's gonna kill Ganondorf!
Tetra: How do you know?
Quill: It's in the script. You have one don't you?
Tetra: Yeah. *gets it out and scans over it* Alright. But he's gonna need a shield. So go get one.
Link: Ok. *goes to Grandma's house and goes inside*
Grandma: Ah. Your just in time for dinner. We're having brain casserole! *laughs evilly*
Link: Can I borrow the family shield so I can shield myself from badguys and other dangers?
Grandma: Sure. Here you go.
Link: *holds up shield to the world to show how shiny it is* I'm not hungry, can I go back outside?
Grandma: Go ahead! More brain casserole for me! *laughs maniacally*
Link: Ok. *walks outside and back to the ship* *Tetra and Gonzo and Quill are playing Spades*
Quill: Yes!!!
Tetra: Come on! Quit reeling in those books!
Link: I'm back!
Tetra: Took you long enough.
Link: Now can I go?
Tetra: Yeah yeah.
Link: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *does the Macarana*
Everyone:...........
*later on the ship*
Tetra: Set sail! *sails go up and they set sail*
Link: *already bored* I'm bored.
Tetra: Go below deck and talk to Niko. He'll find you something to do.
Link: Ok! *goes below deck*
Niko: You must be our new swabbie!
Link: O.o
Niko: .....Ok, just jump across these platforms that I'm gonna put up. *jumps on a switch to make platforms come up and jumps across to the other side* Alright, start
Link: This will take too long. *dimension hole appears beside him and he reaches in to find a jetpack* Mwahahahahahaha.*puts on jetpack and flies through the door, crashing into Niko and into the wall* I'm ok.
Niko: Owwwwwwwww..*falls unconscious*
Link: Hey a treasure chest! *opens it and gets the spoils bag* *holds it up for the world to see*
Tetra: Link! We're at the Forsaken Fortress!
Link: *goes above deck and goes up to the crows nest* How do you know I'm supposed to go Forsaken Fortress?
Tetra: The script.
Link: Oh.
Tetra: Hey, could you get into this barrel on the catapult?
Link: Whatever. *gets into barrel*
Tetra: Ok! *evil grin appears on face* 3, 2, 1, FIRE!!!!!!
Link: Fire??? Where????? *gets shot to the Forsaken Fortress* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! *crashes into wall and sword falls out of it's sheath* owwwwwwww..I'm ok.*falls into the water below and swims to shore* Wow, my first dungeon.well, better get started.
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So? What did ya think? I think it was a pretty good fanfic. So, please send in nice reviews! Chapter 2 will be up sometime later.