Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion
Disclaimer & A/N: If you seriously think I own any of these series, just stop reading this fanfic right now and go contemplate the pointlessness of your life. KIDDING!! I don't own any of these series. Never claimed that I did. If you sue me, all you'll get is a bunch of broken necklaces and some random volumes of manga. (Oh, and by the way // now indicates thoughts or telepathy...don't ask...)
Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion
Chapter 9: Beware of the Nya-Nyas!
"NYA!!" A hundred kistune-neko voices chimed together. And with that, the three tailed yokais departed from their hide-out (aka: the rafters in the ceiling) and dropped onto the unsuspecting guests below.
Tigress's restrainers took a step back in shock, giving Tigress a chance to break from her bonds and run away screaming.
"We're all going to die!! Run away! Run away!"
"What? But there nothing but cats? They even look cute!" said Rath as he approached one, went to scratch its head,... and it bit him on the finger. "OW!"
He yanked his finger away, leaving the kitsune-neko to lick his blood of its teeth and scamper away, purring, while Rath heard in the back of his head, /Never under-estimated the power of the Nya./
All Rath could do was gaze at the pink furred thing in utter confusion. "Wha?"
It then turned around and winked at him. He just stared at it in shock.
/Tigress! Come on! You know that we're not that bad!/ said (well, you could say said) one of the Nya-Nyas.
/Yeah! Stop screaming! We just wanna have some fun, ya know?/ said another.
Tigress stopped and looked behind her, a sweatdrop forming on the back of her head. "I know not to under-estimate you guys. Just..." She got on her knees. "Promise me you won't go into your human forms!"
/Aww! That takes away nearly half the fun!/ one said.
*sniffle* /Yeah!/
"But you can stay and enjoy the party if you want." They all looked at her with malicious grins. "But no punch for you!" She sensed a frown come from them. "Sorry! But I don't need you guys drunk."
/Fair enough./
"NYA!!"
"NYA"
Ed jumped down from the ceiling. "Nya!!"
"So that's where she went!" Fey thought outloud to herself.
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Somewhere...out there....
"Dammit! I think I'm lost!" Ryoga yelled from near the top of a snow-capped mountain.
As the word "lost" echoed off the other mountains around him, he heard a slight rumbling sound.
Can anyone say...."AVALANCHE!!!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~
Back at the party...
"We're all screwed," said Tigress to herself as she turned around to walk up the stairs. Then she quickly turned around, and screamed the following in a sing-song voice: "Can't say I didn't warn you!"
With that, the Nya-Nyas began to spread themselves through out the party.
"I think we are screwed," said a very random person.
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A/N: DON'T ASK!! Just, don't ask!
Disclaimer & A/N: If you seriously think I own any of these series, just stop reading this fanfic right now and go contemplate the pointlessness of your life. KIDDING!! I don't own any of these series. Never claimed that I did. If you sue me, all you'll get is a bunch of broken necklaces and some random volumes of manga. (Oh, and by the way // now indicates thoughts or telepathy...don't ask...)
Big Party+Too Much Anime=House Implosion
Chapter 9: Beware of the Nya-Nyas!
"NYA!!" A hundred kistune-neko voices chimed together. And with that, the three tailed yokais departed from their hide-out (aka: the rafters in the ceiling) and dropped onto the unsuspecting guests below.
Tigress's restrainers took a step back in shock, giving Tigress a chance to break from her bonds and run away screaming.
"We're all going to die!! Run away! Run away!"
"What? But there nothing but cats? They even look cute!" said Rath as he approached one, went to scratch its head,... and it bit him on the finger. "OW!"
He yanked his finger away, leaving the kitsune-neko to lick his blood of its teeth and scamper away, purring, while Rath heard in the back of his head, /Never under-estimated the power of the Nya./
All Rath could do was gaze at the pink furred thing in utter confusion. "Wha?"
It then turned around and winked at him. He just stared at it in shock.
/Tigress! Come on! You know that we're not that bad!/ said (well, you could say said) one of the Nya-Nyas.
/Yeah! Stop screaming! We just wanna have some fun, ya know?/ said another.
Tigress stopped and looked behind her, a sweatdrop forming on the back of her head. "I know not to under-estimate you guys. Just..." She got on her knees. "Promise me you won't go into your human forms!"
/Aww! That takes away nearly half the fun!/ one said.
*sniffle* /Yeah!/
"But you can stay and enjoy the party if you want." They all looked at her with malicious grins. "But no punch for you!" She sensed a frown come from them. "Sorry! But I don't need you guys drunk."
/Fair enough./
"NYA!!"
"NYA"
Ed jumped down from the ceiling. "Nya!!"
"So that's where she went!" Fey thought outloud to herself.
~~~~~~~~~~
Somewhere...out there....
"Dammit! I think I'm lost!" Ryoga yelled from near the top of a snow-capped mountain.
As the word "lost" echoed off the other mountains around him, he heard a slight rumbling sound.
Can anyone say...."AVALANCHE!!!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~
Back at the party...
"We're all screwed," said Tigress to herself as she turned around to walk up the stairs. Then she quickly turned around, and screamed the following in a sing-song voice: "Can't say I didn't warn you!"
With that, the Nya-Nyas began to spread themselves through out the party.
"I think we are screwed," said a very random person.
**********
A/N: DON'T ASK!! Just, don't ask!