This is part 8; it's getting quite long.
If you remember, Duo, Quatre and Treize were about to give some payback for the 'Digital Love' episode.
Duo: this better be good. Trowa still mortified in background
Me: Disclaimer from Wufei
Wufei: It is an injustice to believe that the onna owns us, the prestigious Gundam Pilots, or the rest of the show.
Author hits Wufei with a frying pan
Anyway another song from Duo…
Duo: The sun will come out tomorrow, bet you're bottom dollar that tomorrow…
Me: O.O moving on
Guerrilla fighting.
"Maestro!" Quatre yelled, and the music began. The three guys on the table started swaying and gyrating to the music. Duo span around in the middle and did a seductive dip before launching into the 1st line of lyrics of the song.
"All you people look at me like I'm a little girl,
But did you ever think it would be Ok for me to step into this world," Duo sang loudly and confidently, towards the end of the phrase, he did an elaborate twirl out of the centre of the table and at the same time threw the microphone to Quatre who had twirled into the vacated space.
"Always saying little girl don't step into the blood,
But I'm just trying to find out why 'cos dancing's what I love," Quatre husked into the microphone, he followed in the ways of Duo and span out of the middle spot so that Treize could glide by and grab the mic, as he took his stance.
"Get it get it, get it get it, what,
Get it get it, get it get it, what," Treize sang and swivelled as he tossed the microphone back to Quatre, who was swinging his hips.
Quatre launched into the next lines of the song as the gathering crowd oooed and ahed at the spectacular dancing and singing.
Heero watched Duo's swinging and bobbing closely, he was very glad he was wearing restricting pants at this present moment in time as he watched Duo take position.
"Baby, don't you wanna, dance upon me, in another time and place,"
Heero groaned as he realised the pants would not restrict all. He cursed Duo.
Trowa was goggling. He couldn't even blink in case he missed any of this priceless display.
Wufei had fallen off his seat and could not get up.
"Is this all of my injustices of that Po onna molesting me, finally repaid?" he questioned the floor, from where he watched Treize do his thing.
Trowa leaned over to Heero, still not blinking, "Do you think Quatre would mind if I jumped him right now?" he whispered desperately to Heero. Heero looked over, and couldn't help noticing that Trowa was unsuccessfully trying to quell a rather large erection (AN: I don't really like that word ).
"I see your facing the same problems as me," Heero whispered back as his own erection strained against the fur underwear.
Duo was dancing happily on the table. He loved to dance, he was good at it and he liked to show off. He did a particularly elaborate spin and earned a few cheers and calls from the crowd. He looked down to where Heero was sat right beneath him. He noticed that Heero was looking a little strained. Duo frowned a little, he couldn't think why. His eyes strayed down to where Heero's hand was resting and saw the evident problem that was trying to get out of his pants.
"Eep!" he squeaked quietly as he threw the microphone to Treize over his shoulder. He span over to Quatre and whispered in his ear. Quatre looked a little bewildered and span around to where Trowa was sat. He took a sneaky glance downwards and went bright pink. Trowa chose this moment to go a lovely shade of beetroot. Duo watched and laughed at the spectacle he had caused. Heero shook his head at his unruly boyfriend. Duo laughed harder.
Wufei was struggling to sit up. He dragged himself into a sitting position by using the chair as a lever.
"I don't want bakas such ash theshe watshing my boyfriend gyrating in sush a seductive manner!" Wufei hissed angrily as he swung his head wildly, glaring at offending people all around him. Trowa glanced around at the crowd. There were too many leering faces for his liking, mainly from older men. He wasn't really that shocked.
Heero was death-glaring as many people as he could whom he had spotted looking at Duo.
Quatre was dancing at the edge of the table when he felt a tug on his skirt. He lost his balance a little but regained it quickly as he pulled out of the grasp. He looked down to see a young man dressed as a commando at the side of the table, leering at him unpleasantly. Quatre grimaced and tried to move away, when the man grabbed his skirt again.
Usually Quatre was a polite boy, but he just knew this man's intentions would not be honourable.
"Let go," Quatre growled at the commando.
"Not till you come down here and oblige me," the man said, rather bluntly, or so Quatre thought.
"I'll ask again," he hissed, "let go."
The man pulled harder and Quatre fell off the table.
Duo turned and noticed. Trowa was trying to get off his chair and Heero was yelling something.
"Hey what do you think your doing jackass!" Duo yelled as he leapt from the table and onto the commando's back.
A large brawl ensued. Duo had removed a boot and was thwacking the commando in the head with it, until 2 guys, who also did not have honourable intentions, dragged him off. Treize was doing some major damage with the microphone.
Quatre was kicking and fighting like a little leopard on the floor, trying to shift the larger man's weight from on top of him.
"If you'd stop struggling it'd be over quicker," the commando grunted as he pinned Quatre and attempted to remove his tutu. Someone tapped him on the shoulder. He looked round to see a very pissed looking clown.
"Fuck off funny man," he mocked. Trowa pulled back his fist and hit the man hard, square in his face. The commando crumpled on top of Quatre.
"Thank you," Quatre gasped as Trowa kicked the man off of him and pulled him up. Trowa merely pulled him close and hugged him.
"Dmmph," Quatre mumbled into Trowa's chest.
Quatre looked up at Trowa, "2 guys dragged Duo somewhere, I couldn't stop them," he wailed.
"Let's go," Trowa said grabbing Quatre's hand, "Treize!" he yelled over his shoulder.
Treize smashed someone across the face with the mic, as he held Wufei under one arm. Wufei was scratching and kicking anyone who got close.
"What?" Treize yelled back a he bopped someone on the head.
"Someone's got Duo," he called back, "We're going this way," he yelled, pointing.
"Right," Treize called as he turned in another direction and started to beat a path through the people, whilst Wufei called "Maxwell!" out at various intervals.
Trowa pulled Quatre through the crowd.
"Get off me before I kill you, you stupid, STUPID MEN!" Duo screamed into the face of the guy who was struggling on top of him.
"Calm down girly," the other one, dressed as a gorilla, purred as he leaned over Duo's face, "this could be fun for everyone."
"I'M NOT A FUCKING GIRL YOU FUCKING MORON!" Duo yelled, and then nutted the gorilla.
"Guerrilla fighting," a monotone voice added and then chuckled, it came from somewhere behind the gorilla.
The gorilla spun around and looked at the offending voice.
"Piss off, this is none of your business," he growled. The guy on top of Duo knelt up, still on Duo's chest. Duo squeaked with pain, this bloke was not of the slender variety. The other voice said nothing.
"Buggar off will you, we're a little busy here," the fat guy said.
The other voice said nothing.
Duo grinned, he had freed one of his arms due to the fat man's negligence.
"Big mistake," he whispered, as he whipped his gun out from that special place he kept it. (AN: who knows where he keeps it O.o)
He pushed the gun into the guy's crotch.
"Peek-a-boo!" Duo yelled in a singsong voice. The guy looked down and paled. Duo heard the click of the safety being taken off a gun. He grinned even wider when he saw the men go even paler, faced with the prospect of some mystery person (though Duo had his suspicions), and one extremely pissed off "girl", both packing weapons.
"I'm giving you till 10 to runaway, if you're not out of my sight and running for the exit, I will shoot you," the monotone voice said. The guys backed away slowly as the person started to count and then Duo watched them turn and run… straight into 2 outstretched fists.
Duo coughed weakly as he tried to sit up. He turned to locate the source of the voice. Heero was stood looking, for once, very angry. Very VERY angry, actually.
Duo coughed again and smiled at him, a brilliant eye-catching smile, "Thanks," he croaked. His voice was hoarse from the screaming. Heero dropped the gun as he started to make his way to the fallen Duo. As the gun hit the floor, it went off. It shot a hole in a nice oak cabinet. Duo looked shocked.
"You really had the safety off," Duo whispered hoarsely at the side-turned head of Heero. Heero turned around, a little shame-faced.
"Sorry," he said to someone behind Duo. Duo looked round and saw Trowa and Quatre. Quatre let out a little sigh.
"It was for a good reason, I suppose," he said, sighing again. Trowa put his arm around him, as he nudged at the unconscious bodies of the gorilla and the fat guy.
Heero was sat down beside Duo, and pulling him into a fierce embrace.
"Of course the safety was off," he said angrily as he pulled away, looking into Duo's eyes, "I was ready to kill them, if they'd hurt you or made you uncomfortable, at all, damn, just for having the audacity to do something so… so… something so EVIL!" he ranted as he hugged Duo again. Trowa was nodding vigorously as he pulled Quatre closer.
Duo stared at Heero for a little while, taking in the details of his face. The anger, the hurt, the worry, and the love that was shining from behind those Prussian blue eyes touched Duo. The fact that the stoic expression betrayed so much of the feelings he had for him.
'Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it,' he whispered to himself in his head, but it was too late. He sniffed once and then his bottom lip stuck out and started trembling. Heero looked worried. His eyes welled up and tears spilt out of his eyes as he opened his mouth and wailed. Heero looked horrified as Duo sobbed all over his chest, as he clung to him for dear life. Heero looked up at Trowa and Quatre, who had both tilted their heads to the side and looked content.
"Ah." Quatre sighed happily as he snuggled into Trowa's side.
Treize chose this moment to come barrelling in, with Wufei still under his arm who was baring his teeth and hissing. Trowa and Quatre took a little step back. Heero continued to try and placate the wailing Duo. Duo continued to cry.
"He turned out to be a good crowd parting device," Treize said grinning as he patted Wufei on the head, and then put him down.
"Why is he crying?" Wufei asked scornfully.
"Because he's just been through a traumatic experience and Heero saved him, and they love each other and it's all so wonderful!" Quatre blurted, "And Trowa did the same for me!" Quatre's voice went all high and squeaky (An: more so) as he also started to blub.
"That's just so… beautiful," Wufei cried out, and he joined in with the waterworks. The three others stood by and watched their partners as they cried their hearts out. Trowa was silently trying to calm Quatre with hugs. Heero had resorted to gently shaking Duo. Treize was slapping Wufei around the face.
After 10 minutes Heero had had enough. His ears were ringing, his voice was hoarse and worst of all, he was damp.
"Alright, THAT IS ENOUGH!" Heero screeched above the wails. Everyone stopped crying abruptly. Duo hiccupped a few times, as he calmed down.
"Right," Heero said, taking a deep and calming breath, "We now have the task of extraditing all of the remaining party guests."
Quatre snivelled, "Oh that," he sniffed, "I can get Rashid and his people to do that, easy enough."
"Well hop to it little man," Trowa said, pushing him in the direction of the main hall. Quatre stumbled forwards then turned around and stuck out his bottom lip
"Fine," Trowa conceded as he made his way over to Quatre and guided him towards the main hall.
"Let's get rid of this trash," Heero said as he kicked the gorilla in the side. Treize nodded and bent to pick up the fat guy. Heero grabbed the gorilla by an arm and dragged him over to a window.
"Could you open that for me?" Heero indicated to the big bay window as he looked at Duo. Duo jumped up from the floor and wiped his nose on his arm. He trotted over to the window and pushed it open. Heero gave the guy a few spins, as if he were doing the hammer-throw, and then chucked him out the window into some bushes. Treize threw the other guy in the same direction. Duo shut the window and grinned.
"Assholes," he yelled.
"Glad to see you're not too traumatised," Heero said, sliding an arm around his waist. Duo grinned again and was about to give him a peck on the cheek…
"EEEEEEEEEEEEP!" he screamed. Heero jumped from the sheer level of noise that was just directed so close to his ear.
"Argh!" Heero yelped in pain. Duo looked down to see Wufei with his teeth embedded into his leg. Heero looked at Wufei curiously.
"I'm a tiger!" he said through his teeth, not letting go of Duo's leg.
"How can he still be that drunk?" Heero questioned Treize, who merely shrugged and began to prise Wufei off Duo's leg.
"Maxwell tastes of chicken!" Wufei declared. (O.o)
Trowa and Quatre returned to this statement. Trowa gave Wufei an odd look, and then shrugged, "Fair enough," he said.
"Everyone's leaving now," Quatre added as he brushed some invisible lint off his tutu.
"Right then, bed time," Heero said with a feral look at Duo.
Duo gulped.
The end!
Oh yes that's the end of this chapter my friends and reviewers!
Heero: So close to bedtime! Looks defeated
Duo: pats Heero's back consolingly
Oh well, bedtime for everyone in the next chappie.
See you then peeps
Love you all, Lucas xxx