Sorry it took so long to update. Heh. Well, here's another chapter.
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah don't own Zelda blah blah blah.
Link: *at Dragon Roost Island* Ewwwww! I'm all wet and salty and I smell weird!
King: Well get used to it. Alright, here's a stick thing I'm gonna give you that's called the Wind Waker. So here you go.
Link: *more shininess* Stop with the shininess! It's too much!
King: .........ok, here's an instruction manual so you can use the Wind Waker. *throws a gigantic book on top of Link and goes to sleep*
Link: Ow...I don't have time to read this right now! I'll figure it out on my own...I hope...*throws book into the sea* Hey! A tunnel! Wonder where it leads.*goes through the tunnel and swims to a small island with blue monuments on it* *one of them is broken* This is weird.what's this? *looks at unbroken monument* Looks like directions of some kind.maybe for the Wind Waker. *gets it out and waves the baton in the directions the directions give him* Hey! I learned the Wind's Requiem! I wonder how I knew it.*frog comes up smoking a cigar*
Frog: *speaks like a gangster* Yeah, nice wind blowin see? Hey kid, my name's Cyclos and I'm one of the Wind Gods.
Link: Yeah hey.
Cyclos: You see that monument over there that's broken? It's my brother's, and he went mad over it. Could ya calm down for me?
Link: Uh, sure.I guess.
Cyclos: Thanks kid! *flys off*
Link: Ok, that was weird.*goes back through the tunnel and finds a bomb plant* That sure is an ugly plant.gotta get rid of it. *slashes at it and it blows up in his face sending him flying across the island landing in the sea* Owwwww...my face...*goes back up to the bomb plant* *picks it and throws it into the sea* *grows back* O.o...*shrugs* *walks up the path to the Rito Village and comes upon Quill reading the script to the game*
Quill: And Link should be riiiiiiight, there! *points at Link*
Link: ...
Quill: ...Heh, sorry. Alright, I gotta talk to you real quick, cause the script says.
Link: You depend on the script too much...wait, I do to. Nevermind...
Quill: Ok, let me speak now. *starts talking for eternity until he gets tired of talking and goes to sleep* zzzzzzzzz......
Link: *snapping out of staring into space* Whoa, that seemed only 30 seconds.....cool...*walks into Rito Village to be greeted by the Hippy Cheiftain*
Cheiftain: What's up brother? Welcome to the Land of the Hippy Ritos. Would you like to have a bracelet called the Bracelet of Love?
Link: Uh, no thanks.
Cheiftain: That's ok man. Hey, brother. We have a problem with our dragon of the skies, Valoo. He's mad about who knows what, and he won't let anybody near him. Also, my hippin son, Komali, has been feelin down since his grandmother died. Could you go and see Medli and she'll give you a letter to take down to my son. Well, brother, I gotta go. I have a meeting with the other hippies in Hyrule. See ya. *walks out of the entrance Link went through*
Link: O...K...Well, better go see Medli. *walks up a ramp and goes into a doorway to find Medli* Are you Medli?
Medli: Yeah...
Link: I need a letter for Komali from his dad.
Meldi: Ok here you go...*gives Link letter*
Link: *holds up letter but doesn't shine* What???? No shine??? WHY?????????????.........Oh well...*goes to Komali's room which took five hours to find* *goes to Komali who's on his bed putting his eyes against the glowing orange sphere*
Komali: Shiny.................
Link: Uhhhhhh......I have a letter for your dad.
Komali: Shiny.................
Link: .........Let me read it then. *reads letter with difficulty and finishes the short letter in an hour* Alright, well bye...*decides to go ahead to fix the problem with Valoo* *goes to the path that leads to Dragon Roost Cavern and is almost blown away by the wind* Wow, I thought the weather man was always right. He didn't say for gusty days or didn't say it was going to be 120 degrees F. Oh well. Why's Medli down in the pit? *jumps down in the pit* Medli, why are you in the pit doing nothing but staring at the wall?
Medli: I don't know. But I'm gonna solve the problem of Valoo before you do.
Link: Why?
Medli: Because I wanna be the heroin. Hey, could you do me a favor?
Link: Sure.
Medli: Could you throw me up to that ledge that leads to Dragon Roost Caverns?
Link: Uh, ok. *throws Medli to the ledge*
Medli: Thanks! Here's a present I'm gonna give you that I found in the trash the other day. *tosses bottle to Link*
Link: *holds it up* *gasp* The shininess returns!!!!!
Meldi: Well, I'll go and fix the problem. See ya! *runs into Dragon Roost Cavern*
Link: Ha! I'll solve that problem before she does! *pulls out Gameshark and Gameshark Code Book* *types in a code* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *warps to the boss* Yeah! Cool...*lava in the room rises and a monster comes out* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Giant evil lava centipede!!!!!!! Get it away!!!!!
Gohma: Just fight me...
Link: Ok. *fights boss and kills it*
Gohma: Hey, no fair. You killed me. *blows up*
Link: YEAH! *does the monkey* *Heart Container appears* Ooooooooh, shiny looking...*grabs it* So much shiny!!!!!!! *goes to whirlwind thing and warps outside* Cool...
Medli: *who was out there waiting for him* How did you finish the stuff before me???????
Link: I forgot how I did it...
Komali: *looking at Link* Here's the shiny orb I'm giving you because the script says...*gives Link shiny orb*
Link: *holds up orb* GAH! It's too shiny!!!!!!!!!! *blinds Link for a few seconds*
Komali: *bursts into tears and goes back to the Rito Village*
Medli: Ok, that was weird...*runs after Komali*
Link: *goes to King* I'm ready to go now!
King: So many pies, so little time...*snort* Huh? Oh, let's go to Forest Haven then...
Link: Ok. *gets into ship and starts sailing when a fish stops him*
Fish: Hey small fry! The script says I gotta paint an island on your sea chart. So let me!
Link: Whatever...*lets fish paint sea chart*
Fish: Thanks small fry! And I gotta tell ya some secret info I got...*tells secret info* Ok, well bye! *swims away*
Link: O...K...*starts sailing again*
That was pretty short but it was ok. I'm not gonna be updating at all next week because I'm going on vacation. Yay for me! So don't expect any new chapters until the next week.
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah don't own Zelda blah blah blah.
Link: *at Dragon Roost Island* Ewwwww! I'm all wet and salty and I smell weird!
King: Well get used to it. Alright, here's a stick thing I'm gonna give you that's called the Wind Waker. So here you go.
Link: *more shininess* Stop with the shininess! It's too much!
King: .........ok, here's an instruction manual so you can use the Wind Waker. *throws a gigantic book on top of Link and goes to sleep*
Link: Ow...I don't have time to read this right now! I'll figure it out on my own...I hope...*throws book into the sea* Hey! A tunnel! Wonder where it leads.*goes through the tunnel and swims to a small island with blue monuments on it* *one of them is broken* This is weird.what's this? *looks at unbroken monument* Looks like directions of some kind.maybe for the Wind Waker. *gets it out and waves the baton in the directions the directions give him* Hey! I learned the Wind's Requiem! I wonder how I knew it.*frog comes up smoking a cigar*
Frog: *speaks like a gangster* Yeah, nice wind blowin see? Hey kid, my name's Cyclos and I'm one of the Wind Gods.
Link: Yeah hey.
Cyclos: You see that monument over there that's broken? It's my brother's, and he went mad over it. Could ya calm down for me?
Link: Uh, sure.I guess.
Cyclos: Thanks kid! *flys off*
Link: Ok, that was weird.*goes back through the tunnel and finds a bomb plant* That sure is an ugly plant.gotta get rid of it. *slashes at it and it blows up in his face sending him flying across the island landing in the sea* Owwwww...my face...*goes back up to the bomb plant* *picks it and throws it into the sea* *grows back* O.o...*shrugs* *walks up the path to the Rito Village and comes upon Quill reading the script to the game*
Quill: And Link should be riiiiiiight, there! *points at Link*
Link: ...
Quill: ...Heh, sorry. Alright, I gotta talk to you real quick, cause the script says.
Link: You depend on the script too much...wait, I do to. Nevermind...
Quill: Ok, let me speak now. *starts talking for eternity until he gets tired of talking and goes to sleep* zzzzzzzzz......
Link: *snapping out of staring into space* Whoa, that seemed only 30 seconds.....cool...*walks into Rito Village to be greeted by the Hippy Cheiftain*
Cheiftain: What's up brother? Welcome to the Land of the Hippy Ritos. Would you like to have a bracelet called the Bracelet of Love?
Link: Uh, no thanks.
Cheiftain: That's ok man. Hey, brother. We have a problem with our dragon of the skies, Valoo. He's mad about who knows what, and he won't let anybody near him. Also, my hippin son, Komali, has been feelin down since his grandmother died. Could you go and see Medli and she'll give you a letter to take down to my son. Well, brother, I gotta go. I have a meeting with the other hippies in Hyrule. See ya. *walks out of the entrance Link went through*
Link: O...K...Well, better go see Medli. *walks up a ramp and goes into a doorway to find Medli* Are you Medli?
Medli: Yeah...
Link: I need a letter for Komali from his dad.
Meldi: Ok here you go...*gives Link letter*
Link: *holds up letter but doesn't shine* What???? No shine??? WHY?????????????.........Oh well...*goes to Komali's room which took five hours to find* *goes to Komali who's on his bed putting his eyes against the glowing orange sphere*
Komali: Shiny.................
Link: Uhhhhhh......I have a letter for your dad.
Komali: Shiny.................
Link: .........Let me read it then. *reads letter with difficulty and finishes the short letter in an hour* Alright, well bye...*decides to go ahead to fix the problem with Valoo* *goes to the path that leads to Dragon Roost Cavern and is almost blown away by the wind* Wow, I thought the weather man was always right. He didn't say for gusty days or didn't say it was going to be 120 degrees F. Oh well. Why's Medli down in the pit? *jumps down in the pit* Medli, why are you in the pit doing nothing but staring at the wall?
Medli: I don't know. But I'm gonna solve the problem of Valoo before you do.
Link: Why?
Medli: Because I wanna be the heroin. Hey, could you do me a favor?
Link: Sure.
Medli: Could you throw me up to that ledge that leads to Dragon Roost Caverns?
Link: Uh, ok. *throws Medli to the ledge*
Medli: Thanks! Here's a present I'm gonna give you that I found in the trash the other day. *tosses bottle to Link*
Link: *holds it up* *gasp* The shininess returns!!!!!
Meldi: Well, I'll go and fix the problem. See ya! *runs into Dragon Roost Cavern*
Link: Ha! I'll solve that problem before she does! *pulls out Gameshark and Gameshark Code Book* *types in a code* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *warps to the boss* Yeah! Cool...*lava in the room rises and a monster comes out* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Giant evil lava centipede!!!!!!! Get it away!!!!!
Gohma: Just fight me...
Link: Ok. *fights boss and kills it*
Gohma: Hey, no fair. You killed me. *blows up*
Link: YEAH! *does the monkey* *Heart Container appears* Ooooooooh, shiny looking...*grabs it* So much shiny!!!!!!! *goes to whirlwind thing and warps outside* Cool...
Medli: *who was out there waiting for him* How did you finish the stuff before me???????
Link: I forgot how I did it...
Komali: *looking at Link* Here's the shiny orb I'm giving you because the script says...*gives Link shiny orb*
Link: *holds up orb* GAH! It's too shiny!!!!!!!!!! *blinds Link for a few seconds*
Komali: *bursts into tears and goes back to the Rito Village*
Medli: Ok, that was weird...*runs after Komali*
Link: *goes to King* I'm ready to go now!
King: So many pies, so little time...*snort* Huh? Oh, let's go to Forest Haven then...
Link: Ok. *gets into ship and starts sailing when a fish stops him*
Fish: Hey small fry! The script says I gotta paint an island on your sea chart. So let me!
Link: Whatever...*lets fish paint sea chart*
Fish: Thanks small fry! And I gotta tell ya some secret info I got...*tells secret info* Ok, well bye! *swims away*
Link: O...K...*starts sailing again*
That was pretty short but it was ok. I'm not gonna be updating at all next week because I'm going on vacation. Yay for me! So don't expect any new chapters until the next week.