Disclaimer: Don't…own…Zelda…*faints*
Link: *at Forest Haven* Why couldn't you be a flying boat………? I hate getting all wet………
King: Too bad. Now go see the Deku Tree. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*…………
Link: Whatever………huh? What kinda plant is that? *walks over to a bud* Pretty………*stares at it* *plant pops up hitting Link* OW!!!! That hurt!!! *looks over at plant* You shall pay………*slashes plant and kills it* Mwahahahahaha………*walks up path to Deku Tree and goes into a cave inside the giant tree* *walks through water until he gets to a giant tree with a face that's sleeping* Weird………*blobs appear on trees face*
Tree: *wakes up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET 'EM OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A TALKING TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T WORRY MR. TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHALL SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rams into tree making blobs fall off*
Tree: *still panicking* OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills blobs* OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tree: CAN WE STOP SHOUTING NOW?!?!?!?!
Link: I THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tree: Ok.
Link: Are you the Deku Tree?
Deku Tree: Yeah.
Link: Can you give me a pearl that weird dude gave me on Dragon Roost Island? *plothole appears*
Komali: I resent that! *goes back into plothole and plothole disappears*
Deku Tree: Sure. *gives Link pearl*
Link: *holds it up* It's as shiny as the other one! Hey, wait a minute………weren't you supposed to give me the pearl after I beat Forbidden Woods?
Deku Tree: Yeah, but I'm too lazy to wait. But, you could go there anyway if you want.
Link: Uhhhhhhhh, ok. Hey, where are the Koroks?
Deku Tree: *burp* I don't know………
Link: Ok. *gets out Gameshark and Code Book* I love Gameshark………*types in code but then Gameshark malfunctions* Oh boy………*warps to beginning of Forbidden Woods* *grumbles* I hate Gameshark………*goes through Forbidden Woods while having a very hard time with one eyed pinecones, gigantic moths (he had bug spray, so don't worry), rabid Venus Fly Traps, and the freaky green blobs* *finally gets to the boss* Whoa, a gigantimous flower. I think I'll walk in it. *walks in it*
Kalle Demos: Mwahahahahahaha!!!! You can't defeat me. I know you can't.
Link: *looks around until he sees the head* GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A TALKING FLOWER HEAD THINGY!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around screaming like a girl*
Kalle Demos: ………………………………………………………………………………………………………Can we fight now…………?
Link: *stops running* Sure, why not. *starts fighting but game pauses* What the……………can't ………move………what's the deal?
Person controlling Link: Bathroom break………*footsteps sound*
Link: *sigh* I had to be inside the flower staring at this ugly face real close up………
Kalle Demos: I hate you………
Link: Me too………me too………*an hour passes* And she can be real creepy when she starts cooking the brains. She has this evil look in her eye and starts wringing her hands together. Then she starts cackling all creepy like. It's creepy! Real creepy!!!
Kalle Demos: That's nothing. My grandma cooks plant juices and makes them into a soup. You know what's creepier………she acts normal when she cooks it. Even when she's cutting up the plants………
PCL: Ok, I'm back.
Link: What took you?
PCL: Diareea………
Link: Shouldn't have asked………*game unpauses* I'm tired, I don't wanna fight. And I gotta cramp. *goes to sleep*
KD: Me too!
Link: No you don't………*takes out bazooka and blows up KD* Must sleep………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*three hours later* *wakes up* OK, I'm all rested up………*goes to whirlwind and warps outside to King* OK, I'm ready to go now!
King: Pie tastes good in the morning *snort* huh? Oh, ok. Let's go………
Link: Ok. *gets on King and starts sailing*
Link: *at Forest Haven* Why couldn't you be a flying boat………? I hate getting all wet………
King: Too bad. Now go see the Deku Tree. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*…………
Link: Whatever………huh? What kinda plant is that? *walks over to a bud* Pretty………*stares at it* *plant pops up hitting Link* OW!!!! That hurt!!! *looks over at plant* You shall pay………*slashes plant and kills it* Mwahahahahaha………*walks up path to Deku Tree and goes into a cave inside the giant tree* *walks through water until he gets to a giant tree with a face that's sleeping* Weird………*blobs appear on trees face*
Tree: *wakes up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET 'EM OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A TALKING TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T WORRY MR. TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHALL SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rams into tree making blobs fall off*
Tree: *still panicking* OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills blobs* OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tree: CAN WE STOP SHOUTING NOW?!?!?!?!
Link: I THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tree: Ok.
Link: Are you the Deku Tree?
Deku Tree: Yeah.
Link: Can you give me a pearl that weird dude gave me on Dragon Roost Island? *plothole appears*
Komali: I resent that! *goes back into plothole and plothole disappears*
Deku Tree: Sure. *gives Link pearl*
Link: *holds it up* It's as shiny as the other one! Hey, wait a minute………weren't you supposed to give me the pearl after I beat Forbidden Woods?
Deku Tree: Yeah, but I'm too lazy to wait. But, you could go there anyway if you want.
Link: Uhhhhhhhh, ok. Hey, where are the Koroks?
Deku Tree: *burp* I don't know………
Link: Ok. *gets out Gameshark and Code Book* I love Gameshark………*types in code but then Gameshark malfunctions* Oh boy………*warps to beginning of Forbidden Woods* *grumbles* I hate Gameshark………*goes through Forbidden Woods while having a very hard time with one eyed pinecones, gigantic moths (he had bug spray, so don't worry), rabid Venus Fly Traps, and the freaky green blobs* *finally gets to the boss* Whoa, a gigantimous flower. I think I'll walk in it. *walks in it*
Kalle Demos: Mwahahahahahaha!!!! You can't defeat me. I know you can't.
Link: *looks around until he sees the head* GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A TALKING FLOWER HEAD THINGY!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around screaming like a girl*
Kalle Demos: ………………………………………………………………………………………………………Can we fight now…………?
Link: *stops running* Sure, why not. *starts fighting but game pauses* What the……………can't ………move………what's the deal?
Person controlling Link: Bathroom break………*footsteps sound*
Link: *sigh* I had to be inside the flower staring at this ugly face real close up………
Kalle Demos: I hate you………
Link: Me too………me too………*an hour passes* And she can be real creepy when she starts cooking the brains. She has this evil look in her eye and starts wringing her hands together. Then she starts cackling all creepy like. It's creepy! Real creepy!!!
Kalle Demos: That's nothing. My grandma cooks plant juices and makes them into a soup. You know what's creepier………she acts normal when she cooks it. Even when she's cutting up the plants………
PCL: Ok, I'm back.
Link: What took you?
PCL: Diareea………
Link: Shouldn't have asked………*game unpauses* I'm tired, I don't wanna fight. And I gotta cramp. *goes to sleep*
KD: Me too!
Link: No you don't………*takes out bazooka and blows up KD* Must sleep………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*three hours later* *wakes up* OK, I'm all rested up………*goes to whirlwind and warps outside to King* OK, I'm ready to go now!
King: Pie tastes good in the morning *snort* huh? Oh, ok. Let's go………
Link: Ok. *gets on King and starts sailing*