At the park:
Bad Option: Shiori, during that one-nighter I spent in Cancun with that fifty peso ho, all I thought of was you. Honest.
Neutral Option: Fine scenery around these parts!
Good Option: Shiori, I remember all the time we spent here as children. The cherry blossoms fell from the trees. Mt. Fuji was in the in the distance, and the chrysanthemums bloomed. Yooooo!
(Shiori: Oh, what a man!)
At the movies:
Bad Option: What do you mean, you thought When Harry Met Sally was more romantic than Boat Trip 2? Loser!
Neutral Option: Gee. What a beautiful day!
(Shiori: We're inside; why would he say that?)
Good Option: Shiori, may I scoot a millimeter closer to you? I mean, I don't want to do anything that you're not ready to do.
(Shiori: Oh, he is so sweet and polite!)
At karaoke:
Bad Option: "Ooo Eee Ooo Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang" you sing with utmost passion.
Neutral Option: Gee, Shiori, when did this joint start serving Coke? They used to always serve Pepsi!
Good Option: Shiori, your voice is so beautiful. They really should make a Japanese Idol. And do you know who it should star? YOU.
On New Year's Day
Bad Option: Once, my dog rolled around in a pile of rags. That's what you remind me of.
Neutral Option: It's hot in here! Bob, have you been messing with the thermostat again?
(Shiori: . . .)
Good Option: Shiori, you look like a flower blooming in a dumpster that is my apartment.
At the pool
Bad Option: Shiori, you look great, but if you take off your top, you'll look even greater!
Neutral Option: Uh . . . Umm . . . What SPF is your sunscreen?
Good Option: Oh, Shiori (tee hee) that looks so divine!
At the aquarium
Bad Option: Hahah! That puffer fish reminds me of YOU!
Neutral Option: Mmm, sushi!
Good Option: Did you know that the aquarium is Japan's number three date spot?
At the Ferris wheel
Bad Option: Look, Shiori, I don't care if you're clinging to me and trying to be cute, but being scared on a Ferris wheel is just plain LAME.
Neutral Option: We're so high! Ah haha!
(Shiori: In more ways than one.)
Good Option: I was only staring at your face. [This is the one real translation!]
At the library
Bad Option: Grab a section, and let's shelf read from QA 198 to QZ 216.6.
Neutral Option: Notice what spending time in my library does to my knowledge stats!
Good Option: Shiori, let's just face it, the library as a date sucks. The only reason I brought you here is because I told my mom I had to study, okay? So, why don't we go someplace else instead?
At KNM orchestra
Bad Option: Anyone who likes this classical music is an elite intellectual snob
-whoops, sorry, Shiori!
Neutral Option: Hey, is that a viola or a violin?
Good Option: Without a doubt, this was the FINEST performance I have ever seen.
At the baseball game
Bad Option: Gee, MEGUMI sure liked this date spot better than you!
Neutral Option: Uhh, want a hot dog?
Good Option: The beauty of the third baseman pales in comparison to your face.
At the junk shop
Bad Option: Shiori, I'll get you a symbol of our everlasting love. Just pick out anything you want from this shop!
Neutral Option: Light bulbs for only a hundred yen! Shiori, can you BELIEVE that?
Good Option: Shiori, our love is not junk. But this shop is.
At the arcade
Bad Option: For the complete DDR experience, we'll be playing Witch Doctor, In the Navy, and It's Raining Men!
(Shiori: Maybe you'd have more fun if you brought your friend along.)
Neutral Option: HAHAH! That guy picked Yoshimitsu to play Tekken! What a LOSER!
Good Option: To demonstrate our love, I will win you a stuffed Totoro.
At the planetarium
Bad Option: And then Yoshio told me, "Well, you were never any good in bed, either!"
Neutral Option: Shiori, there's the big dipper? Do you know what it looks like? That's right, a dipper! A big one!
Good Option: Girl, if all the stars were diamonds, I'd give them all to YOU.
At the zoo
Bad Option: Them koalers are lookin' miiigggghty fine this evenin'.
Neutral Option: The koalas are cute.
Good Option: The koalas are cute, but you are even cuter.
At the haunted house
Bad Option: Hey, is that a ghost or Rei in girls' clothing! Ha ha! Both Scary!
Neutral Option: Where'd they get their costumes? WAL-MART?
Good Option: Ehh, you're scared Shiori? Never mind, I only picked this spot to . . . Increase my perseverance stat. Yeah.
At the playground
Bad Option: You be mah baby, sugahomie, so we goin' on the BABY swings.
Neutral Option: Isn't that Father Charlie? How nice of him to buy all those kids ice cream! I mean, uh, sorry, let's go on the swings.
Good Option: Girl, dis park be fine, but you be finer.
Skiing
Bad Option: So then I was like, "Snowboarders! You better get the fuck out of my way! But they didn't! Took him six weeks to get out of the hospital!
Netural Option: Boy, what a view!
Good Option: Shiori, let us take hands and glide down this mountain, just as I glide through my exam questions because I'm getting into a first-rate college! Hint hint!