Fanfiction.Net
By: Solitary Dragon
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Dark brown brows knitted tight in concentration cobalt pupils dilated as Heero glared at his beloved. What on earth could have the precious and cherish Dell have done to receive this kind of treatment from its owner/master.

"What's up Hee-man?" Duo chirped; bouncing over to peak from above his shoulder, whatever Heero was working one was minimized.

"Rendering..."Heero growled.

"Whoa...What happened to Heero-the ever patient, Heero-nerves of steel, Heero-I can set my own broken leg. Heero-infinite pairs of spandex...Is he DEFEATED DUNDUDNDAHH by the slow processing power of The DELL...THE SKY IS FALLING CHICKEN LICKEN!!" Duo heard screech," What shall become of us... Heero and DUNDUN DAHHHH THE EVIL DELL."A fit of laughter ensued as Duo fail to notice Heero's throbbing temple vein.

"SILENCE!" Issued forth from his scowling lips as it echoed off the walls and surely would reach the others downstairs. Duo's mouth fell open in a soft O flabbergasted; Heero rarely ever got mad, even at his silly antics.

"Shut your mouth, you're breathing on me." Was thrown over Heero's shoulder at Duo.

"Find then..."Duo backed up not wanting to spark that short fuse of his again. "Well...no need to go Sergeant Anal." Duo whispered outside of their shared room. Briskly turning on his heels Duo headed down to more neutral round, resound pecking at the keys could be heard in his wake.

Duo just didn't get it, not that Heero wanted him too, and Heero had been trying for weeks now to get a review at Fanfition.Net. Heero stumbled across it when looking for some...literature and at the time he though what the hell I could do it, I mean write a story. But here he sat staring at the Stat's of his 10 stories waiting for the zeros to disappear. This was foolish he scolded himself but this was his new obsession, at least it wasn't like PACMAN which he stayed up all night playing involuntarily bursting into fits of rage when his lost. His nocturnal habit had to be broken so he searched for another fix since habitual odd stares greeted him in the mornings after PACMAN.

No one seem interested in his stories and he grew weary of waiting but just as he was about to log off a review came in. A REVIEW he internally cheered Finally!!! Smirking to himself he read the message.
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Chocolate Star Fish:

This was the suckiest piece of work I EVER SAW!!!SOMEBODY GET THIS GUY OUTTA HERE BEFORE HE EMBARRASSES HIMSELF FARTHER!!YOU SUCK BLACK SPANDEX!!!! YOU SUCK!!!
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To enraged to whip out an Omae------ Heero logged off feeling defeated but it occurred to him.


"You may have won the battle but you can't win this war!! I WILL WRITE TILL I GET ATHRITIUS AND CAN NO LONGER SEE THE SCREEN AND MUST WEAR COKEBOTTLE GLASSES!!!!I SHALL WRITE FOR ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY TO DEFEAT ALL WHO SAY GUNDAM WING IS STUPID!!!"

Duo's head poked in the door "He-man are you alright?"

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HEERO: PLEASE REVIEW! DON'T MAKE ME GOTTA GET ANGRY! cause then I'll throttle you

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And then you'll look like that thing up there!!! I'LL GET YOU CHOCOLATE STAR FISH OR MY NAME ISN'T BLACK SPANDEX!!!!!!!!!!