At Spongebobs House:

Spongebob:WAAAAAHHH!!!!GARY! MR.KRABS...he...he...

Gary:Meow

Spongebob:COPYRIGHT INFRIGMENT!

The doorbell rings

Spongebob:(answers the door) Hello. Oh, It's You.

Mr.Krabs:Spongebob!Wait! I created a new burger!

It's a Sponge Burger!Try it!

Spongebob(takes a bite):Hmmm...What's this odd taste?

Mr.Krabs:It's a sponge!

Spongebob:AAAAAAHHHH!!!!CANIBAL!

Mr.Krabs:I'm no good at creating new foods.

How about you be my taste tester?

Spongebob:As long as I don't have to eat any of my own kind.

Mr.Krabs:Sure!

Spongebob:Do I get paid?

Mr.Krabs:You pay me $50 an hour.

Spongebob:It's a deal!

(At the Krusty Krab)

Mr.Krabs:Try this.It's called a sandy burger!

Spongebob:Eeeew.What's in this?

Mr.Krabs:Sand!

(20 minutes later)

Mr.Krabs: Try this!

Spongebob:Hey this is pretty good!What's in it?

Mr.Krabs:It's A Krabby Patty. With no mayo!

Spongebob:Doesn't Sandy always order that?

Mr.Krabs:Your right! The Krabby Patty was all I had!

Spongebob:Have you ever considered a different job?

Mr.Krabs:Wait! I'm 62. It means I'm old enough to retire!

Spongebob:Your daughters still in High School.

Mr.Krabs:She can live with grandma!

Spongebob:Uh. Do you think she'll like that?

Mr.Krabs: WHO CARES!?!? I'm gonna retire!

That's all for now. It may be awhile before chap 4. I havn't decided what happenes next.