disclaimer:I don't own spongebob or the whopper. Mmmm...Whopper.

Pearl:But DADDY! What am I gonna do when you retire?

Mr.Krabs: You'll stay with Grandma!

Pearl: But She's Old and Smells like Catfish poop!

Mr.Krabs: So?

Pearl: Your Ruining my life! I Hate You!

Mr.Krabs: She says that so much it's lost all meaning.

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At the Krusty Krab:(retirement Party)

Spongebob:Well Mr.Krabs. It's been good knowing you. WAAAHHH!!!

Mr.Krabs: For The Love Of Neptune! I'm just going to retire! I'm Not dieing.

Spongebob: But you killed someone!

Mr.Krabs: Who?

Spongebob: The Krusty Krab! Remember the good times. You have more things other than the Krabby Patty!

Mr.Krabs: Your right boy.

Spongebob: So waddya say?

Mr.Krabs(determind): I say... I'm GONNA RETIRE!

Spongebob:NOOOOO!

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At the Retirement Palace

Mr.Krabs: HI! I'm Eugene Krabs. I'm gonna retire!

Clerk: Okay. We'll need all your money.

Mr.Krabs: What?

Clerk: Your not gonna need it.

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Spongebob is walking by the Krusty Krab and notices it's open.

Spongebob: What the...

(runs inside)

Spongebob: Mr.Krabs? I thought you retired.

Mr.Krabs: I was gonna. But something talked me out of it.(money, money)

Spongebob:So The Krusty Krab is opened again?

Mr.Krabs: Uh-huh. Here try this. I call it the Krabby Patty...2

Spongebob: Okay.

(takes a bite)

Spongebob: Hey. This is pretty good. What's in it?

Mr.Krabs:Instead of Ketchup it has...CATSUP!

Spongebob: COOL!

Well that problems solved. I won't update till I get more reviews. Or when I feel like it.