Tenji: I've done it, yet again. This story is a masterpiece.
Aura: Perhaps you'll update more then?
Celeste: YEAH! Update more often, Magickly Hydronic Baka!
Tenji: ~Glares at them both.~ SILENCE YOU MUSES!
Talin: Should I, O Talented Writer?
Tenji: Please, you're the only good one of my muses.
Talin: Tenji does not own any of the characters, excluding Tranquility and Placidity. And any form of idea or concept was thought up with her own extraordinary talents.
ALL: ....
Aura: Is she staying?
Celeste: You better say no!
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A/N: The story takes place before Endless Waltz, and after Sailor Moon Super S, for all my inquiring readers. Oh and.. this will be slightly... OOC.... for my pleasure.
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Usagi was fidgeting, alot.
Being locked in a room with a very handsome guy for around four hours without the slightest bit of conversation was finally getting to her head.
"So.. " She started. "Do you often go around trying to save damsels in distress?" Wufei eyed her before responding roughly, "Your guardian angel made me come to your rescue." The blonde blanced and sunk deeper into her armchair, muttering, "You don't say..."
"She's very persistant." He said quietly, glancing down and mulling over the now spoken fact. As silence crept along again, Usagi began to twitch, her slender brows furrowing. "How much longer do you think it will be before we get out of here?" She asked finally, staring hard at his head.
"I have no idea."
"You have a very odd shaped head." Usagi blurted, staring innocently at his head. He flushed in embarrassment, staring back. "N.. nani?" "Your head, it's shaped rather oddly, don't you think?"
"No, I don't. I have a very normal head." Wufei responded, running a hand over the top of the body part in question. She settled back in her chair, still staring at his head. "Well, I think it looks odd. Especially with your ponytail."
As if striking gold, her expression changed from intrigued to mischievious. "Why do you wear a ponytail anyways? Isn't that for the more boi-ish?" He reached for his ponytail, tugging on it with a masked look.
"It is not boi-ish, it's perfectly normal." He said defensively, tugging on it again.
Usagi grinned, oh yes, she hit paydirt. "I don't think it's normal. I've never met a man who was straight.. who wore a ponytail." He looked down, hiding irritation and tugging on his ponytail again. "I like my ponytail." Wufei whispered quietly, making a soft sniffing sound.
She held back a giggle and leaned out of her chair to pat his hand. "I understand that, but shouldn't you try a new hair style? Something more.. manly?" He pushed her hand away, "Now you're being cruel, onna."
'But I need someone to tease,' she thought gleefully, grinning devillishly at Wufei. He squirmed in his seat, not liking that look. "I have scissors in my backpocket, I could give you a haircut..." She offered, canting her head to the side as her grin grew wider.
Wufei's black eyes grew ten sizes too big for his face as he scrambled from his seat, holding his ponytail with both hands. "I don't need a haircut! My hair is perfectly normal for a Chinese man!" She dug the scissors from 'a back pocket', and stood up, "Oh come on Wu-man, you need a haircut, admit it!"
He backed away from her towards the door, and she advanced. "I most certainly do not need a hair cut, onna! CUT YOUR OWN HAIR!" He shouted, running up against the door and fumbling with the doorknob. An evil glint in her eyes, she slinked closer towards him. "Oh come on...."
He had had enough.
He turned around and starting beating on that stuck door with his fists, screaming at the top of his lungs for anyone at all to come save him from the madwoman.
Usagi blinked a few times before dropping her scissors and following them to the ground, howling with laughter.
About this time, Tranquility finally came back with a quartet of Gundam pilots on her heels. Giggling, she phased through the door and joined Usagi in her laughter as the boys tried desperately to save their comrade from the lunatic.
They finally broke down the door and Wufei scrambled past them and down the stairs, hollaring all the while. Tranquility stifled her mirth so that no one would hear her while the four Gundam boys gazed wonderingly at the laughing Usagi.
"And he was afraid of her?" Duo remarked loudly to Quatre, elbowing him in the side gently.
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Aura: Perhaps you'll update more then?
Celeste: YEAH! Update more often, Magickly Hydronic Baka!
Tenji: ~Glares at them both.~ SILENCE YOU MUSES!
Talin: Should I, O Talented Writer?
Tenji: Please, you're the only good one of my muses.
Talin: Tenji does not own any of the characters, excluding Tranquility and Placidity. And any form of idea or concept was thought up with her own extraordinary talents.
ALL: ....
Aura: Is she staying?
Celeste: You better say no!
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A/N: The story takes place before Endless Waltz, and after Sailor Moon Super S, for all my inquiring readers. Oh and.. this will be slightly... OOC.... for my pleasure.
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Usagi was fidgeting, alot.
Being locked in a room with a very handsome guy for around four hours without the slightest bit of conversation was finally getting to her head.
"So.. " She started. "Do you often go around trying to save damsels in distress?" Wufei eyed her before responding roughly, "Your guardian angel made me come to your rescue." The blonde blanced and sunk deeper into her armchair, muttering, "You don't say..."
"She's very persistant." He said quietly, glancing down and mulling over the now spoken fact. As silence crept along again, Usagi began to twitch, her slender brows furrowing. "How much longer do you think it will be before we get out of here?" She asked finally, staring hard at his head.
"I have no idea."
"You have a very odd shaped head." Usagi blurted, staring innocently at his head. He flushed in embarrassment, staring back. "N.. nani?" "Your head, it's shaped rather oddly, don't you think?"
"No, I don't. I have a very normal head." Wufei responded, running a hand over the top of the body part in question. She settled back in her chair, still staring at his head. "Well, I think it looks odd. Especially with your ponytail."
As if striking gold, her expression changed from intrigued to mischievious. "Why do you wear a ponytail anyways? Isn't that for the more boi-ish?" He reached for his ponytail, tugging on it with a masked look.
"It is not boi-ish, it's perfectly normal." He said defensively, tugging on it again.
Usagi grinned, oh yes, she hit paydirt. "I don't think it's normal. I've never met a man who was straight.. who wore a ponytail." He looked down, hiding irritation and tugging on his ponytail again. "I like my ponytail." Wufei whispered quietly, making a soft sniffing sound.
She held back a giggle and leaned out of her chair to pat his hand. "I understand that, but shouldn't you try a new hair style? Something more.. manly?" He pushed her hand away, "Now you're being cruel, onna."
'But I need someone to tease,' she thought gleefully, grinning devillishly at Wufei. He squirmed in his seat, not liking that look. "I have scissors in my backpocket, I could give you a haircut..." She offered, canting her head to the side as her grin grew wider.
Wufei's black eyes grew ten sizes too big for his face as he scrambled from his seat, holding his ponytail with both hands. "I don't need a haircut! My hair is perfectly normal for a Chinese man!" She dug the scissors from 'a back pocket', and stood up, "Oh come on Wu-man, you need a haircut, admit it!"
He backed away from her towards the door, and she advanced. "I most certainly do not need a hair cut, onna! CUT YOUR OWN HAIR!" He shouted, running up against the door and fumbling with the doorknob. An evil glint in her eyes, she slinked closer towards him. "Oh come on...."
He had had enough.
He turned around and starting beating on that stuck door with his fists, screaming at the top of his lungs for anyone at all to come save him from the madwoman.
Usagi blinked a few times before dropping her scissors and following them to the ground, howling with laughter.
About this time, Tranquility finally came back with a quartet of Gundam pilots on her heels. Giggling, she phased through the door and joined Usagi in her laughter as the boys tried desperately to save their comrade from the lunatic.
They finally broke down the door and Wufei scrambled past them and down the stairs, hollaring all the while. Tranquility stifled her mirth so that no one would hear her while the four Gundam boys gazed wonderingly at the laughing Usagi.
"And he was afraid of her?" Duo remarked loudly to Quatre, elbowing him in the side gently.
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Oh wasn't that fun?
REVIEW!